When your sub dies at 80%

I'm the type of guy who enjoys series as a whole. Before I came here, I didn't know Brawl, PM, and SM4SH were supposed to be bad, and oh man am I constantly remembered about it. I think you guys clearly lack a vast amount of casual enjoyment. This part of the game is wacky? This part of the game relies on a lucky event? This tier list isn't the most perfect tier list ever made and is just something that Reddit made? Wow, BIG FUCKING DEAL. If you're willing to play a super serious game, go read M2K in a major or something. If you don't accept that some event could not happen without a fair and some amount of luck, and if you only accept edge guards that would work in absolutely 100% of situations, then ledge hogs would be extremely bland and limited. The scrublord made an error that is not punished until later in the match? Man, who could have thought that the player isn't omniscient. And finally, about the roster... I think you guys just picked the wrong series. Personally, and it is also what my AA fan friends think, I believe that you can't seriously be into this game to have 100% frame perfect movememt, so great that it would work perfectly in real life. I play this game for its unique characters, wacky and over the top tech chases, humoristic moments, etc. And I believe someone who doesn't accept that Smash Bros IS about those things should just stop playing. You hated Brawl and Sm4sh? I think it's time to stop buying the games before you get in another rage fit when DLC comes out, buddy. Anyway, what I mean is, it's fine if you don't like some games, but sometimes by coming here I seriously think that some of you don't even like 1/3 of the series. Why the FUCK are you here in a fan community if you can't even enjoy the games ? You guys should just move to another. Then again, my rant is not about saying "if you don't like it, get out", that's not what I'm saying at all. I don't like some part of the games myself, and people out here probably dislike even more. My rant is about the fact that you can't accept what Smash Bros is actually about, or what it is becoming. Seriously, I could point out stupid shit that happened in your favorite cases and you wouldn't even realize how stupid it is because you still liked it. So, please stop hating everything that you can't accept.

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SO EXCITED FOR INSTANT TR4SH DLC!!!!!!

You know what I want for dlc? More character alts, none of the Mimi bullshit. I want to play as link in mushroom sauce costume ore princess peach in a turkey. Go aim so horny

It has so much more shieldstun!! Checkmate, meleetists.

cyclone cant ezmode kill i hate luigi now :(

I think both him and Shantae have a great chance of getting in.

I blame players relying on balance patches and "daddy sakurai" to solve their problems

I've found a 100% accurate way to predict the remaining DLC characters. Right now we have mewtwo, Lucas, Roy and ryu. Their background colors (per the smash website and 3ds CSS) are purple, orange, green, and red respectively. The first three are the three secondary colors and red is a primary color. I can say with absolute confidence that the next character released will have a blue background and the following one will be yellow (to complete the pattern, red being complimentary with green, blue with orange, and yellow with purple). Sorry ridley fanboys but this deconfirms any ridley (purple bg obviously). Sadly this deconfirms snake unless his default is switched to his leopard print camp :O!

• DISCLAIMER: THOUGH THE PREVIOUS PORTIOM IS 100% CONFIRMED THE REST OF THE POST IS JUST SPECULATION

Now a lot of you are confused at this point. And I know exactly what you're thinking: "what about king K Rool? You've just basically deconfirmed his inclusion as his bg would be green" however I think it's totally possible for him to have a YELLOW background to go with his golden crown and breastplate/chest. Think about it.

• Blue characters: banjo&kazooie (his backpack, eggs, eyes), shovel knight (his armor), paper Mario (overalls), wolf (dbz power scanner), ice climbers (popos parka), Phoenix wright (his suit plus he's capcom!), Krystal (obvious), earthworm gym (this one is unlikely, but I had to throw in one impossible prediction!)
• Yellow: pichu (most likely), snake (leopard camp, cardboard box?), Isaac (scarf), Dixie Kong (hair), servebot (capcom characters always get in), rayman (skin), captain toad (explore outfit), scorpion (mortal kombat in smash? Finally!!), daisy (dress)

What do you guys think? Include any other possible choices in the comments. Also if you don't understand my arguments do NOT downvote, simply Google "color wheel" and it should make sense :)!

because Wiley castle needs to be legalized ASAP

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