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MELEE MODE LOCKDOWN

  1. MELEE IS BITCHIN

  2. /U/SBOLES66 IS THE BEST MELEE PLAYER EVER

  3. /R/SMASHCIRCLEJERK IS THE BEST SUB EVER

  4. KING DDD WILL PLUNGE YOU GLEEFULLY

  5. RULE 5.

  6. /r/truesmashcirclejerk

    91 Subscribers

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    melee

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    2019/04/07
    17:39 UTC

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    mmm

    mmm

    1 Comment
    2016/10/07
    14:44 UTC

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    Dead Sub

    rip

    18 Comments
    2016/10/01
    01:47 UTC

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    [OFFICIAL] ANNOUNCING "WE ARE NOW A COOL SUB" WEEK

    WE HAVE CHANGED THE SUB TO BETTER FIT SUPER SMASH BROS MELEE FOR THE NINTENDO GAMECUBE WE ARE WORKING ON ALTERING THE CSS HOWEVER SEXY DDD WILL STAY

    BITCH

    2 Comments
    2015/10/19
    18:55 UTC

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    hi

    4 Comments
    2015/10/05
    01:24 UTC

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    smashcirclejerk's back up

    Some magical person donated $12 dollars and now we can all go back to the main sub

    0 Comments
    2015/07/19
    00:07 UTC

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    <------ Number of hours it will take for Abraman1 to create adequate memes on /r/smashcirclejerk

    8 Comments
    2015/07/19
    00:02 UTC

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    <---- Number of Tr4sh time-outs at EVO 2015

    0 Comments
    2015/07/18
    23:25 UTC

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    Theory: /u/sboles66 asked the smc mods to promote his sub

    Sboles66 exists

    This sub is popular

    mind blown

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    2015/07/18
    23:10 UTC

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    Congrats to ZeRo of Evo 2015

    Taking it 3-0 ayy lmao

    (shocker)

    2 Comments
    2015/07/18
    21:21 UTC

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    Fuck all of you

    Title

    5 Comments
    2015/07/18
    21:18 UTC

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    <-----------------------------NUMBER OF NERFS THAT SAMURAI WILL GIVE SHEIK

    1 Comment
    2015/07/18
    21:12 UTC

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    Congratulations to the winner of EVO wii u singles!

    Mew2King makes a surprise appearance and beats Zero 3-2!

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    2015/07/18
    21:08 UTC

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    Geemer

    A Geemer[1] (sometimes spelled "Jeema" in Japanese, and likely pronounced similarly in English) is an evolutionary offshoot of the Zoomer family. Geemers roam many surfaces in search of food, and can cling to walls with their feet. When threatened, Geemers defend themselves by extending spines from within their bodies. They have been found on many different planets, including Zebes, Tallon IV and Bryyo.

    In Metroid Prime, the Geemer is invulnerable to the Power Beam, Ice Beam and Wave Beam. Geemers in Metroid Prime look very similar to Zoomers but with three eyes. In Prime, they are located in the rooms Tallon Canyon, Root Cave and Transport Tunnel C. Geemers are also present in Metroid Prime Hunters, where they can be found in the Arcterra Gateway and Alimbic Gardens.

    In the aforementioned games, Geemers can be killed with any other Beam weapon or a Missile. The main difference between the Geemers in the Prime games and elsewhere is the leg formation. Geemers of Prime, Hunters and Corruption all feature very small legs or feet that do not protrude far from the underside of the shell. Conversely, the other Geemers Samus encounters have longer legs with multiple joints.

    In Metroid Prime 3: Corruption two Geemers exist on Bryyo in the room Reliquary III. These Geemers have a more rounded body and fewer spines.

    In Super Metroid, a Geemer of the ordinary blue/purple type is one of the first enemies encountered. It does minimal damage. When Samus fires a Super Missile at a wall or ceiling, the resulting shockwave causes all Geemers in the area to fall off the ledge they were on.

    Interestingly, Super Metroid's code refers to Geemers as Zoomers, indicating that the "new species" was an invention of the translation team. Several other creatures changed names between the original game and Super Metroid, but only Geemers emerged as a separate species alongside the original in subsequent games.

    Geemers return in Metroid: Other M as enemies in the Main Sector and the Biosphere. Hologram Geemers are also seen during the training sequence at the start of the game. They also appear in an ice form known as a Snomer throughout the Cryosphere. In this game they gain the ability of jumping and moving faster than they did in other games.

    In Metroid Fusion, the X Parasites have either infected or imitated most of the creatures in the BSL Station. The Geemers, being one of the many lifeforms kept in the station by researchers, were among those targeted by the X. The Geemer's DNA was manipulated by the X to create an altered variation of it: Geemer-X have elongated back spines, thick plating which quickly covers their entire body when shot at, and a different color than their natural counterpart.

    Geemers were not known to exist on planet SR388, but the species must have members there to have been present on the BSL Station (as all of the Station's specimens originated on the planet).

    In Metroid Prime: Federation Force, Geemers are found on Excelcion.

    The Geemer begins by moving in either the left or right direction. When the Geemer encounters a vertical wall, it rotates by 90 degrees and walks up the wall it hit. Conversely, if the Geemer walks off of a ledge, it rotates -90° and walks down the wall. This allows Geemers to move in simple circles around a complex room or object.

    There is a flaw in the Geemer AI in the original Metroid. If the object the Geemer is standing on is destroyed, the Geemer continually spins in place, as the AI is constantly rotating by -90°. This is fixed in Super Metroid, as the Geemer unceremoniously falls to the floor, although that glitch can still be exploited if done with precise timing (the Geemer/Zoomer must be going onto or from the door to/from another surface and it will rapidly spin as if in the original Metroid).

    In Metroid: Other M, the Geemers received an intelligence boost, and will actively follow Samus and roll at her, instead of just going around like they did in Super Metroid.

    There is also a unique quirk involving Geemers in Super Metroid. In Crateria, there is a small enclosed room on the right side, close to the Wrecked Ship. It is visible on the map as a small rectangle surrounded by a much larger room. When Samus enters this room, a Varia suit-colored Geemer that is orange and has green on the tips of the spikes is visible above her. This Geemer follows a different pattern from normal Geemers, as it will match Samus' horizontal movements on top of the tube. This Geemer can be killed by the Wave Beam, Grapple Beam (jumping and grappling as soon as Samus hits the ceiling will cause the grapple beam to phase through the barrier) or Power Bombs, and the item dropped by it (usually energy or missiles, like any other enemy) can be collected via the Grapple Beam as well. Further, this particular passage can be approached from above, but when the player reaches it, the Geemer is absent.

    0 Comments
    2015/07/18
    20:58 UTC

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    DAE why can't we ban every playstyle except for one?

    like woooow can we just ban dabuz from tournies and turn on smash balls this is retarded

    0 Comments
    2015/07/18
    19:53 UTC

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    F I E N D B O Y S

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    2015/07/18
    19:48 UTC

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    <----Number of times Sky says "FIEND"

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    2015/07/18
    19:05 UTC

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    DAE regular high quality looks fine?

    0 Comments
    2015/07/18
    19:00 UTC

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    The last time /r/smashcirclejerk went private, we had to suffer through opposite week. What horrors await us now?

    7 Comments
    2015/07/18
    18:46 UTC

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    This sub went to shit once it reached 100 subs

    Smash the upball if you agree.

    0 Comments
    2015/07/18
    18:36 UTC

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    <--------- number of people watching Xrd instead of Br4wl

    0 Comments
    2015/07/18
    18:34 UTC

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    Remember, by paying 12$, you are directly donating to kids who lack dank memes.

    pls pay

    2 Comments
    2015/07/18
    18:02 UTC

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    A word on /r/smashcirclejerk

    Hey hey guys here's what's going on

    Since I literally just woke up because I'm west coast and I sleep fucking late, I set the sub to private late last night as stage one of the memes

    Then I'm gonna make stage 2 of the memes and un-private the sub now that I'm awake

    I did this so you guys wouldn't last a whole morning without memes.

    4 Comments
    2015/07/18
    17:41 UTC

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    DAE Mr Wizard is LITERALLY GIMR??

    #G R E E D I S M Y R O C K

    1 Comment
    2015/07/18
    16:14 UTC

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    PLS ENJOY OUR FREE 30 FPS MEMES

    PLS ENJOY OUR FREE 30 FPS MEMES AND LO QUALITY CSS AND LO QUALITY CSS

    0 Comments
    2015/07/18
    16:12 UTC

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    [OFFICIAL] ANNOUNCING THE "THE SUB IS ACTUALLY ALIVE NOW" WEEK

    #PLS ENJOY OUR FREE 30 FPS MEMES

    9 Comments
    2015/07/18
    16:11 UTC

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