/r/sonicshowerthoughts

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This sub has gone dark in support of the protest. It's usually thoughts you might have taking a much needed sonic shower aboard a USS Federation ship.

A subreddit for you to share all those thoughts, ideas, or philosophical questions that race through your head when in the sonic shower, which will be invented around 2270.

Showerthought is a loose term that applies to any thought you might have while carrying out a routine task like sonic showering, piloting a shuttlecraft, or daydreaming in the holodeck.

Rules:

Non-sonicshowerthoughts will (generally) be removed.

Please be respectful of others submissions, if you disagree - explain why in the comments. Rudeness is unacceptable.

Posts about a certain hedgehog will be removed by the sonic shower. You may be interested in this, this, or this.

No Spoilers

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No misinformation (I can't believe I just had to write that)

This is a small sub, and we don't have time for lots of moderation. Rule breakers may be banned at the first offense (or may get a single warning).

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Captain, We Can't Raise Our Shields Until We Reboot and Install Updates

As we enter decades after the original content was created, I can't help but wonder how terrible it would be if the next Star Trek show just went for it and modernized the heck out of all the Sci-Fi fantasy.

How would social media exist in the galaxy? Orion Slave Girl has unfollowed you on AlphaQuantrantGram. I guess she saw the pictures of you with that new guest star love interest of the week.

Would Starships and Space Stations have Ring and Blink cameras covering every inch of the interior and how difficult would that make writing murder/sabotage plots?

59 Comments
2024/05/03
03:40 UTC

274

Starfleet changes often the uniforms design in order to aid officers in orienting themselves after time travel incidents

13 Comments
2024/04/24
08:38 UTC

11

Borg thought processes

Borg: Let's expend weapon and tractor beam resources and risk damage to our ship in a firefight because we want to assimilate a ship with a few people on board.

Also Borg: A few people aren't worth the effort to assimilate if they're walking around our enclave on foot, surrounded by us.

3 Comments
2024/04/20
07:13 UTC

7

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Been having a lot of deja vu lately and now at work chef just gave us counts for 3 items - 3 of each left. I feel like someone is trying to tell me something.

7 Comments
2024/04/16
22:49 UTC

63

It's not that silly that the bridge had carpet, right?

Despite it being a sort of meme that made its way into Picard, the notion of the carpet in the bridge of the Enterprise D isn't that ridiculous considering acoustics, right? In the command room, you need everything heard crisply, but you also don't want to be distracted by hearing your co-worker at the station across the room having another conversation or listening to something at his console. So the carpet and padded walls are part of the design scheme to dampen the sound.

Also, considering safety when the ship gets tossed around, not seeing things reflect off the ground as you're console gazing or trying to figure out where that Borg phaser beam is coming from.

Kind of makes more sense to have a carpet than not, no?

23 Comments
2024/04/16
02:33 UTC

218

Trekkies fully accept that terrorism was just kind of in-style at the time of the DS9 era like it's no big deal.

And yet we love these characters.

Worf? Yeah he dicked with the artificial weather on a hooker planet because it was against his beliefs, after agreeing to visit with full knowledge of where he was going. Sisko? Ordered the firing of a bomb that rendered an entire planet temporarily uninhabitable by humans for decades. Dax? Slaughtered hundreds of what the Klingon call a certain... I-don't-know-what. Damar? Perpetrated the genocide of Bajor. Chief Miles "Ya Boi" O'Brien? Said a naughty word at the dinner table once.

Kira? No need for introductions, by far the coolest and most popular terrorist amongst the fandom.

92 Comments
2024/04/12
23:12 UTC

10

Klingons probably keep skunks as pets because they love the dank smell.

"A Warriors Musk"

1 Comment
2024/04/03
18:52 UTC

27

The officers can play so many different roles on the ship because their jobs are super automated, and all they have to do for a lot of tasks is punch the right buttons and delegate things to the ship's computer

Hence why Worf can be both chief of security/head of ops, why Geordi can do R&D while also being chief engineer, why they can all command the station and the Defiant and lead large-scale military operations at the same time... etc.

3 Comments
2024/04/01
01:57 UTC

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I went to Sickbay for neck pain and the doctor gave me a musical instrument from my planet which he said would help lower my heart rate

Why did he have a Vulcan lute lying around? Does he have a musical instrument from everyone's home just in case they need it? Is he even a real doctor? Can I get a second opinion?

8 Comments
2024/03/31
04:44 UTC

46

Dreamed that I saw a DS9 episode where Julian was advised that putting a stone axehead under his pillow would stop nightmares

9 Comments
2024/03/26
02:21 UTC

22

DS9 Runabouts look like tiny baby Battlestar Galacticas

I can't unsee it

2 Comments
2024/03/19
11:00 UTC

70

Section 31 is a lot creepier when they use normal Starfleet uniforms and ships instead of obviously evil ones.

6 Comments
2024/03/16
16:42 UTC

50

Does Quark's name literally refer to the sub-atomic particle, or is it just a phonetic coincidence?

30 Comments
2024/03/14
18:33 UTC

39

If the Starfleet Academy show includes a ship, it should be the USS Beverly Hills, NCC-90210

12 Comments
2024/03/12
19:36 UTC

54

It's a good thing Khan didn't have any physics nerds in his crew

"The Klingons have a saying: 'Revenge is a dish best served cold.' It is very cold... in space..."

(pushes up glasses) "Actually, sir, that's not true. It doesn't really make sense to say that space is either 'hot' or 'cold'. There isn't enough particle density to provide a meaningful temperature reading. In fact, by some measures you could even say that space is very hot!"

"Joaquim, please show Barney to the airlock."

"Sorry! Sorry, sir. Back to work on the ol' photon emitters! Glory to the Superior Intellect!"

11 Comments
2024/03/06
18:23 UTC

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Why don’t they put grav plating in the Jeffries tubes?

All the ops staff is crawling around on their hands and knees on top of metal grating. They must have the most calloused knees this side of a Vulcan love slave.

With grav plating they could just slide down the maintenance tubes without any problem quickly and efficiently.

19 Comments
2024/03/04
03:47 UTC

34

After Odo joined with the Great Link, shouldn't he have learned to make his face more realistic?

19 Comments
2024/03/01
23:27 UTC

12

Humanizing character trait, by captain

  • Kirk: Likes the ladies

  • Picard: Hates PITA kids

  • Sisko: Likes to cook

  • Janeway: Likes coffee

  • Archer: Likes dogs

  • Burnham: Likes feelings

  • Pike: Likes to cook

  • Freeman: Hates her PITA kid

  • Dal: Is a PITA kid

4 Comments
2024/02/26
23:04 UTC

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Why don't they use physical weapons against the Borg?

Like when they board the ship and the crew is trying to fight them off. OH NO, they adapted to our phaser frequencies. Why don't they go the Klingon route and use melee weapons? Seems far more effective. Or use kinetic weapons like Picard did in the holodeck in First Contact. Or on Starships, equip them with some 24th century kinetic weapons. Surely they would be capable of firing a few hundred kilogram projectile at near light speeds. That would bore a hole through a cube so large they could fly through it. If it didn't blow the whole cube apart.

50 Comments
2024/02/25
02:20 UTC

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It's generally assumed the M/AM reaction is only used for warp speeds, but what about ...

So, like the title says, generally it's claimed that the M/AM warp core is power just for the warp coils to generate the warp field. It's been stated in canon that impulse engines are powered by fusion reactors, and that other systems are also powered by these systems. Given the ship has bussard collectors, I can totally see them having several fusion generators that the cosmic hydrogen gasses get directed to to use some form of futuristic Fusion.

That all collapses though when it comes to replicators and transporters. The energy requirements to replicate something is so high, I can't see a fusion reactor or multiple reactors providing enough juice.

My new headcanon is only the impulse engines run off fusion reactors, this is so the ship can still ferry itself around when the warp engine is off with life support and other functions running off the massive battery power the ship has. When the Warp Core is working, that's what powers the ship and recharges the batteries.

6 Comments
2024/02/21
01:53 UTC

47

Someone has tried to domesticate a Moopsy at least once.

I bet it went as well as you'd expect.

10 Comments
2024/02/19
11:53 UTC

9

Considering the genetic compatibility of humanoid species, it shouldn't be a surprise to learn that Xindi Aquatics and Terran cetaceans are also compatible.

Granted, size and air requirements would be an issue.

5 Comments
2024/02/10
00:26 UTC

32

If TNG had aired a couple decades later, holodeck programs would have been called holodeck apps instead

21 Comments
2024/02/05
17:17 UTC

32

What is everybody in engineering doing while Geordi is playing on the holodeck in "Booby Trap"?

Just as a reminder, the Enterprise is stuck in a trap that disabled their warp & impulse drives, radiation is slowly working away at the shields and will kill the crew once they're disabled as well.

and the chief Engineer disappeared to the holodeck. what's everybody doing in engineering?? do they have any idea where Geordi is? from an ensign's pov, the chief engineer ditched and no one has a plan.

21 Comments
2024/01/30
14:51 UTC

108

Is the Federation really a utopia if its socially acceptable for everyone to take/make speakerphone calls in public all the time?

6 Comments
2024/01/28
21:36 UTC

0

Should I buy Sonic Mania or Superstars ?

Sonic super stars is 35 dollars for 3 days from now, and sonic mania is 20 dollars rn. Which one should I get?

14 Comments
2024/01/27
12:45 UTC

12

The Changeling is the quintessential TOS episode

2 Comments
2024/01/27
01:42 UTC

44

If Neelix and Phlox ever met they'd probably talk each others' ears off for hours.

6 Comments
2024/01/27
00:51 UTC

75

First Contact is about Picard's greatest nemesis. Insurrection is about a first contact. Nemesis is about an insurrection

6 Comments
2024/01/20
22:39 UTC

1

Barin Troi

What ever happened to Deanna Troi's little brother.

0 Comments
2024/01/20
06:27 UTC

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