/r/ShittyDaystrom

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The Shitty Daystrom Research Institute is a shitty subreddit dedicated to shitty discussion of everything and anything related to the Star Trek franchise.

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Welcome to Shitty Daystrom!

The Shitty Daystrom Research Institute is a shitty subreddit dedicated to shitty discussion of everything and anything related to the Star Trek franchise.

Join our discord: https://discord.gg/D3KM2JsB79

Rules:

  1. No talking about about being banned from other subs. Also do not link to subs not listed in the side bar

-Seriously, this is a fun place for shitposting. We don't need unwanted drama that will just cause issues.

  • Keep posts on-topic

  • -This is a Star Trek sub first and foremost. Kindly keep it that way. Off-topic posts will be removed. Repeated offenses will result in a temporary ban. -- 2A) While Trek has always been a medium for social commentary, the mod team feels that the referencing the current political landscape is beyond the scope of our subreddit. We realize that the parallels between current issues and a multitude of episodes exist but we've also seen the same topics across Reddit. It's not new, you're just phasering the dead targ at this point.

  • Serious posts must be flaired

  • -If a post is a genuine opinion or a serious critique of a piece of Star Trek media, kindly flair it as such.

  • Leave any bigotry in your quarters, Mister Stiles. There’s no room for it on the bridge.

  • -No racism/sexism/homophobia or any other form of bigotry. We’re all Star Trek fans. Let’s not alienate each other. (See what I did there?)

  • Follow Reddit TOS

  • -I don’t think this needs to be said, but you need to follow Reddit TOS while you’re here.

  • Regarding image posts: No low effort memes/reposts/ai

  • -For now, image posts are in a trial period. Reposts are not allowed. Top-level image posts must either be backed by or support a meaningful text post. Standalone images and memes will most certainly be removed.

    --Part A: Submissions not in compliance with this rule may be posted in r/decon_chamber a part of our little universe that is dedicated to the shittier content.

  • This is not an NSFW Sub and never will be

  • -I cannot belive this needs to be said, but no posting NSFW or R34 items, we do not need the ship breaking down with a mass failure.


    Other Shittyverse Subs:

    -Am I The PetaQ

    -Decon Chamber

    -ShitterDaystrom


    "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose, so why try amirite?" -Idk some French guy probably

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    1

    Do you Trek fans recommend watching Section 31 so I can make fun of it? Or can I do that regardless?

    1 Comment
    2025/01/31
    20:15 UTC

    3

    I would kill for a show about the USS Leondegrance's 5-year mission

    According to the commemorative plaque in Picard season 3, Captain Uhura commanded the Leondegrance on a 5-year mission to the "Lesser Magellanic Cloud" where her crew made first contact with over 109 species.

    This would get back to the spirit of Trek: exploring strange new worlds, seeking out new life and new civilizations, boldly going where no one has gone before. It would give us a little bit of a Voyager vibe as the Magellanic Clouds are satellite dwarf galaxies orbiting the Milky Way – there is currently no galaxy called the "Lesser" Magellanic Cloud but there's a Small and a Mini, either of which could hypothetically have been renamed. Both are over 200,000 light years away, which would take hundreds of years to reach at normal warp speeds.

    Presumably Starfleet found some sort of shortcut that cut down the travel time significantly (and got around the Galactic Barrier), but this is essentially a region ~20% as large as the portion of the Alpha quadrant Starfleet has explored by TNG. They'd be going in better prepared than Voyager, but their ability to resupply would presumably be limited – the wormhole-esque phenomenon that connects the two galaxies means they'd have to warp back to their starting point to restock, so it'd be limited to when they were planning to double back and start exploring in a different direction anyway.

    I feel like this could be a chance to anchor a show with a familiar and beloved character (and a woman of color) while introducing a brand-new cast otherwise. Celia Rose Gooding could continue on from SNW (and a Kirk Years spinoff if that happens) to make it a natural progression alongside a Captain Sulu show.

    Thoughts?

    2 Comments
    2025/01/31
    20:10 UTC

    8

    Picard said “It’s easy to transfer a problem to someone else”

    So how shit a Temporal Agent was Daniels for his boss to dump him off on Archer as a food steward?

    1 Comment
    2025/01/31
    18:57 UTC

    71

    In the galactic criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In Starfleet, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.

    my pitch for a trek show,.

    24 Comments
    2025/01/31
    18:49 UTC

    196

    Picard S3 was a truckload of memberberries, slathered in bitterness, despair, cynicism, and anger. Is that 'really' what you wanted...?

    Good Q in heaven...Picard S3 was supposed to be a heroic reunion of our main cast. But it was soul-crushing and disappointing.

    Rather than being older, wiser, and calmer, the TNG cast (except Worf) was mutated into a gaggle of sagging, unhappy, untrusting, snapping jerks who lacked any grace or wisdom. Instead of making me feel confident and positive, they left me drained and depressed.

    And goddamn it, I don't want bitterness, despair, cynicism, and anger in my Trek anymore. I love TOS, TAS, and TNG precisely for being (mostly) uplifting and affirming. I watch these shows (yes, even TAS) and feel better about life. DS9, VOY, and ENT are good on their own merits, but are still darker and more cynical than TOS, TAS, and TNG. Yet even they are not completely grimdark.

    But half of all Trek since 2006? It's left me feeling nihilistic and hopeless, no matter the 'message' being shouted into my ear.

    And I'm sick of it. We have plenty of cynical, bitter, grimdark sci-fi and fantasy out there with which to mope and grumble. Given the current state of the World, let's feel...joyful and positive again.

    Let's have bright, hopeful Trek again.

    "Lower Decks! Lower Decks! Lower Decks! (C'mon, T'Lyn!) Lower Decks!"

    164 Comments
    2025/01/31
    14:49 UTC

    2

    Did Vadic take French lessons?

    10 Comments
    2025/01/31
    13:46 UTC

    125

    "And I, for one, welcome a humorous slice-of-life Trek sitcom. As a lifelong fan, I can be trusted to round up *other* fans to, watch the show in their living rooms."

    62 Comments
    2025/01/31
    13:29 UTC

    196

    Bring honor back to your house!

    29 Comments
    2025/01/31
    11:32 UTC

    25

    Anyone else think that the Trill Symbiote looks a hell of a lot lie a pork tenderloin?

    My wife likes to watch some Trek with me, but she's not heavily into the lore. Any time a Trill shows up all I have say is that they're the aliens with the pork tenderloins inside them, and she's like "ohhhh, got it."

    Which makes me wonder.... how would you best cook a Trill Symbiote? I'm thinking some olive oil, thyme, rosemary, garlic, salt and pepper, then into the oven at 375 for 35 - 40 minutes.

    18 Comments
    2025/01/31
    07:12 UTC

    84

    A movie made by people who hate Star Trek, so they make it evil, so they like it, in ShittyDaystrom?

    29 Comments
    2025/01/31
    07:06 UTC

    111

    B'elanna Torres was so real for calling Neelix useless and then biting Tom's face

    Never related to a Star Trek character more. Short fuse and fatally horny.

    6 Comments
    2025/01/31
    03:40 UTC

    462

    Live look at Executive Producer Alex Kurtzman telling us his new ideas for future Star Trek shows

    44 Comments
    2025/01/31
    02:01 UTC

    60

    Star Trek: C-Section

    Why isn’t this movie talked more about?

    18 Comments
    2025/01/30
    22:26 UTC

    23

    Watching section 31 right now

    Never posted here I don't think, but follow the community and love it and I'm a life long trek fan. God knows how many times I've seen pretty much every episode of every series!

    Ok, so, it's not a terrible movie. It's a mid tier action sci-fi action flick.

    I have 3 thoughts I need to get off my chest:

    1: It doesn't need to be associated with ST 2: it's basically an attempt to get new, young viewers into ST and try to build a kid of Marvel Universe going forward 3: WHY THE HELL DOES THE LITTLE ALIEN IN THE ROBOT VULCAN BODY HAVE AN IRISH ACCENT?!?!

    Edit: so I've just finished. It got worse. I will downgrade my mid-tier comment to low tier. Other than that, I think all my points stand. Even the ending obviously suggests that they want to make more.

    Point 2. Why is nobody as annoyed about my original point 3? 😂

    Edit 2: going to go watch a packed episode of LD to make me feel better

    29 Comments
    2025/01/30
    20:32 UTC

    41

    Picard should have died in Best of Both Worlds

    Then we would all remember the show as getting better once they dumped the grumpy English guy, and we could all argue about whether Star Trek: Riker was any good.

    39 Comments
    2025/01/30
    19:24 UTC

    18

    Could Seven Accidentally Assimilate Someone

    If you startled her or woke her up from a queen dream or something disturbing, the assimilation tubules come out and --bzztt-- you're borg.

    28 Comments
    2025/01/30
    18:48 UTC

    23

    In an AU where Starfleet uses Dune universe ranks, Julian has risen to become a planetary commander.

    He is now Bashar Bashir.

    That is all.

    12 Comments
    2025/01/30
    18:10 UTC

    144

    Eddington only 'really' joined the Maquis, after Sisko took away his "Sword & Sorcery" Holosuite fantasy programs. Shame too, as it had a nice "Hair and Beard" subroutine that made Eddington look at least a decade younger.

    31 Comments
    2025/01/30
    17:55 UTC

    25

    What’s the opposite of a standard orbit?

    93 Comments
    2025/01/30
    17:28 UTC

    1

    What if data mind melded with vger?

    You know how in tmp Spock tried to mind meld with vger but got overwhelmed because it was just too much for him

    What if data from tng did a similar meld with vger....could data handle it?

    6 Comments
    2025/01/30
    17:13 UTC

    1,238

    In a deleted scene from "Take Me Out to the Holosuite", Sisko gave Ezri the affectionate nickname "Slugger", then promptly received a call from Starfleet's HR department.

    87 Comments
    2025/01/30
    16:55 UTC

    1

    How would human history look to those aliens Voyager ran into

    Janeway and Co found a fast-spinning planet. How would they view human history, given it would be so long to them(like geologically long)??

    0 Comments
    2025/01/30
    15:55 UTC

    11

    Does Threshold confirm that all humans have a lizard fursona?

    Yes it does, and if you disagree then idk

    11 Comments
    2025/01/30
    15:26 UTC

    0

    Do Uhura, Geordi, Data, among others....

    Do uhura, geordi, and data have to be scrubbed out now of episodes? If an alien boards a ship without proper paperwork, will he/she just get sent back? Or can we now only watch ST at Costco?

    Asking for a friend with little hands while texting on the can...

    3 Comments
    2025/01/30
    15:12 UTC

    3

    Someday, in 2063

    Someday it will actually be real life April 5, 2063 and Star Trek fan will be like… “well, shit”

    5 Comments
    2025/01/30
    14:58 UTC

    72

    i was talking to this super hot alien chick, we agreed to meet and it was an emergency medical hologram again...

    12 Comments
    2025/01/30
    09:17 UTC

    132

    Boo-yah, Trek defeats censorship once again.

    Took a few tangos, but I got DeepSeek to tell me the name of a particular starship without blanking the result and telling me "that's beyond my current scope." I feel like Spock out-chessing the computer.

    https://preview.redd.it/56eaarv2z1ge1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=33793c96fac8ef8fa58123549d5d5bd308172e2b

    13 Comments
    2025/01/30
    03:45 UTC

    5

    Least amount of scene

    So just watched TNG 7:16, Thine Own Self. I think Picard got a whole 5 words in the episode.... Any other lazy captains in Star Trek?

    6 Comments
    2025/01/30
    03:36 UTC

    6

    name the tng character

    5 Comments
    2025/01/30
    02:34 UTC

    17

    How do Deltans define celibacy while on the job?

    Are they completely sexless or is it a “secret lives of Mormon wives” situation? Or was Ilia just using that excuse bc she could see the outline of Decker Jr. and wasn’t interested?

    12 Comments
    2025/01/30
    01:05 UTC

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