its cringe

When placed on the ground, they just fall right through the floor creating a hole to the center of the Earth

When placed, it plays Trent Reznor's greatest hits.

but then, the unthinkable happened: the zombie attacked with a 4 block jump. i had never seen a 4 block jump i n all of parkour iviliziation, let alone from a zombie, was this the end of my journey to become the parkour champion of parkour civilziation in minectgaft parkour civ- dies

This is because in the Bible it says that one of the Ten Commandments in the Bible is “thius shall not steal” and also “thou shall not kill”

And because the nether is called hell originaly then you should go there for stealing and killing the villagers

Um Minecraft is actually a realistic game so when you throw eggs and they don’t hatch then there should be egg yolk and broken egg shells.

The chicken then releases depression particles - in the real world this is called post parent depression- because it lost its baby the depression particles are acopanied by sad cluck noises too

However you can feed the egg yolks to the chicken because urm actually chickens are canibles IRL and the egg yolk is just another way to breed them because seeds should be planted not used to breed chickens, genius

If a player takes damage from a projectile thrown by a dispenser, then the wolf attacks the dispenser

this isnt among us

This would bring use to wandering traders

Oh, and do not forget about individual mossy stone brick, individual cracked stone brick. 4 individual stone brick to the corresponding stone brick block.

Half the size and fuse time.

Twice the speed and blast strength.

Can jockey on pets.

From the outside, it just looks like a black blob because nothing, not even light can escape it. If you enter this biome, you get sucked into its center and will shrink into an infinitely small point. Oh and you are tere forever.

it's like an end crystal but when you click it it just disappears and gives you a suspicious stew. crafted like tnt but the gravel and sand are suspicious

it would be so skibidi sigma if they added weed to Minecraft

crafted with 1 suspicious gravel and one suspicious stew

if u're closer than 3 blocks away from lava, u take lava damage

I'm sure everyone would appreciate a more challenging experience.

you can find bawater in the badlands

when you fully brush it and the item comes out the item immediately burns in the lava (you get nothing)

it breaks faster than regular bedrock

there's no joke here why haven't they done this

Look we already have netherrack, let's make it consistent.

This would be a slider you could adjust ingame with 3 settings

1: High impulse control. The game will ignore controller inputs that would cause fall damage. Move the player to shore when near drowning, ban the player from eating raw food or just generally doing anything fun.

2: regular Minecraft

3: No impulse control. This would give the player a multitude of new features. All previously inedible items are the edible ingame… once. Large quantities of TNT are added as random structures, and the world will be deleted if all tnt isn’t blown up within 5 minutes of the chunk being loaded. Finally, standing near a portal will teleport you through after a few seconds, same with large drops.