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Infested stone sword that spawns silverfish on what's being hit
Self explanatory
20:26 UTC
Every April 30th, any mob that uses a shooting-type weapon (eg. Skeleton, Pillager) has a 55-75% chance of spawning in a Viet Cong uniform
And also the trees and skeletons speak Vietnamese
02:44 UTC
remove all blocks that has ID ending with '1'
fuck 1
13:39 UTC
Include a www.online-stopwatch.com premium membership with every Minecraft account
03:21 UTC
let me cook
18:52 UTC
Cum
01:00 UTC
Phantoms spawn in the Nether and End too
Phantoms represent insomnia or sleep deprivation. Those things don’t go away when you enter a portal to Hell or whatever the heck the End is supposed to be.
Phantoms that spawn in the Nether use their original red design, and those in the End use the black placeholder design they had temporarily, to fit these biomes better.
You must sleep in a Bed, even if it means leaving the Nether or End every few days to do so. Respawn Anchors won’t cut it for the Nether, and once Phantoms begin spawning, they do it constantly as there is no daytime in the Nether or End so they’re safe(r) from burning.
14:21 UTC
setting your language to english raises prices by 6% every 30 days
05:34 UTC
remove uppercase letters
05:11 UTC
add more blocks similar to granite or diorite
23:56 UTC
Remove squares and cubes
basically everything that is cube or square is removed. It doesnt get change of shape or anything. Just gone
17:10 UTC
New world generation mode: Flat.
Not superflat, but just flat instead.
10:50 UTC
they should add a rock block to minecraft (not to be confused with stone) and it makes an electric guitar sound when placed beneath a noteblock
add metal blocks too for a more metal sounding electric guitar. i need it for my evil death machine-themed mob farms.
00:07 UTC
In order to not suffocate, you have to mine air blocks and place an air block in the helmet slot for you to breathe.
09:08 UTC
If you wear a pumpkin head, iron chest plate, boots, and leggings, you turn into an iron golem.
08:56 UTC
Having a stick in your off hand and in your main hand and swapping them with the F key as fast as you can sets you on fire (Equates to rubbing them together)
08:04 UTC
blocks get dirty and you need to clean them with a sponge
but like a handheld spong not the block. handheld spunge recipe: 3 sponjes on bottom, 3 green wool on top. 1 durability and cleans blocks by 20%
22:38 UTC
Have blocks and chunks be randomly removed every 5 minutes if nobody looks at them.
21:29 UTC
The Mirrored
A hostile mob that at first well looks like you, and when you get close to it, it reveals itself, a eldritch horror which resembles people but tall, lanky, unusual features like having no skin, and towers above giants. It's the source of the cave noises. Oh and it picks you up and throws you resulting in you instantly dieing because you hit the world border too dang fast.
.Ɉƨɒʇ ϱnɒb ooɈ ɿɘbɿod blɿow ɘʜɈ Ɉiʜ υoγ ɘƨυɒɔɘd ϱniɘib γlɈnɒɈƨni υoγ ni ϱniɈlυƨɘɿ υoγ ƨwoɿʜɈ bnɒ qυ υoγ ƨʞɔiq Ɉi bnɒ ʜO .ƨɘƨion ɘvɒɔ ɘʜɈ ʇo ɘɔɿυoƨ ɘʜɈ ƨ'ɈI .ƨɈnɒiϱ ɘvodɒ ƨɿɘwoɈ bnɒ ,niʞƨ on ϱnivɒʜ ɘʞil ƨɘɿυɈɒɘʇ lɒυƨυnυ ,γʞnɒl ,llɒɈ Ɉυd ɘlqoɘq ƨɘldmɘƨɘɿ ʜɔiʜw ɿoɿɿoʜ ʜɔɈiɿblɘ ɒ ,ʇlɘƨɈi ƨlɒɘvɘɿ Ɉi ,Ɉi oɈ ɘƨolɔ Ɉɘϱ υoγ nɘʜw bnɒ ,υoγ ɘʞil ƨʞool llɘw Ɉƨɿiʇ Ɉɒ ɈɒʜɈ dom ɘliɈƨoʜ A
18:05 UTC
I dont play Minecraft so remove it from everyone else as well
no point for it
17:29 UTC
Walter White cameo whenever a zombie bangs on a door
Whenever a zombie bangs on a door, the game should pause and play the entire scene from Breaking Bad where Walter White says the famous line, “I am the one who knocks.” There is no way to skip it and closing the game during it permanently deletes the world
17:25 UTC
Remove everything scary from Minecraft so that everyone can have fun and not get scares
Please remove the following:
Fire - fire is scary, it burns
Lava - lava burns everything
Creeper - HOLY SHIT!!!!
TNT - explosives can instantly kill you
Water - I am afraid of water.
Bees - they sting people
Zombies - there are considered horror material for a reason
Bushes - who knows what is hiding behind them, waiting to strike at any time, and at any corner
Villagers - They are strangers!
Paper - I have gotten paper cuts before so now I am afraid of paper
Sugar - DIABETES!!!!
Sugar Cane - DIABETES, IN A CANE!!!!
Nightime - The night is scary. I cant see anything and too many monsters
All hostile mobs ever - they uhhhh.... kill????
The sun - Sunburns are scary!!!
Caves - Ever walked into a cave irl before???? It is soo dark, and you can fall and hit ur head and shit like that. Also carbon dioxide suffocating you
Food items - Im afraid of choking
Blocks with sharp corners - Reminds my of stepping on a lego brick. OUCH!!!!
Wood - splinters....
Swords, axes, pick axes - they sharp and can cut you
The chat feature - people can say scary stuff
Multiplayer - some people are scary
Cactuses - i am afraid of needles
the void - dark and scary
08:52 UTC
Renaming a mob as "Concord" makes it despawn after 2 minutes
16:30 UTC
Add the “Spawn Harvest” enchantment
It causes mobs to drop spawn eggs (similarly to Silk Touch)
15:02 UTC
If donkeys destroy the world you are in, you get the achievement "asspocalypse"
07:38 UTC
Blocks should not be able to exist in the block space that a cactus is in
It doesn’t make sense that one block away is too close to the cactus to place blocks but zero blocks away is fine.
11:44 UTC
adds prince harry's debut book SPARE to minecraft
adds the entire book to the world of minecraftia, and is dropped from a prince harry mob. these are only found in the prince harry biome, where you can find the oscillating penis sword (10 damage each oscillation)
22:51 UTC
Since we have blocks of raw iron, also add blocks of raw beef
Don't add blocks for any of the other raw meats
22:32 UTC
Since jeb_ sheep drop rainbow wool, make it so that Dinnerbone sheep drop upside-down wool
Wait a second
20:57 UTC
Add a potion of darkness
You can make them by brewing an invisibility potion with a sculk shrieker
They inflict the darkness effect (already exists in the game) which reduces your visibility by varying amounts
If you splash a skeleton with a potion of darkness, it turns the skeleton into a wither skeleton instead of inflicting darkness. Then it summons 15 wardens
This would probably simplify something
20:56 UTC