/r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Shitty facts about animals, from Trashpandas to Slowbears to Jackdaws. Cute pictures accompanied by shitty titles, like "TIL Zoos can only have one emperor penguin at a time; any more leads to a political coup d'état."
Rule #1: Only the shittiest facts allowed. If your post ends up being correct you are instantly banned. No exceptions!
Rule #2: No YouTube. Post an image or a gif. Because mods are tired of removing spam.
Rule #3: No douchebaggery. Mods will ban at will. Or even just for funsies. Consider this your final warning.
Rule #4: Only shitty users repost. You can title something literally anything you want (so long as it's not true) so you really have to be a lazy piece of shit to repost an existing shitty fact. It's not forbidden, but if you choose to repost, expect a public shaming for your shitty behavior, you shit head.
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The Bay Cat is one of the funniest members of the cat family. When you find them during the day, they'll do a stand-up comedy act before they devour you. No one has ever survived to retell their jokes, but it has been assumed that they like self-deprecating humour and laugh at their own jokes.
9 Comments
2024/07/07
15:18 UTC
15:18 UTC
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Once thought extinct Lutehounds are making a comeback.
1 Comment
2024/07/06
13:03 UTC
13:03 UTC
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You can play a very shitty version of chess on a Leptura quadrifasciatas back but I wouldnt recommend it
0 Comments
2024/06/25
07:44 UTC
07:44 UTC
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Seventeen year cicadas all have an evil twin.
3 Comments
2024/06/24
18:06 UTC
18:06 UTC
139
Carolina Reaper Ducks are the only breed that has developed Sweat Glands
5 Comments
2024/06/23
09:26 UTC
09:26 UTC
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Tired of mucking stables, this man has bred a horse that is able to eat from both ends. The absence of 'road apples' gives his small ranch a much neater appearance... That is until the horse explodes.
0 Comments
2024/06/16
05:27 UTC
05:27 UTC
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TIL: Many ants are "Flat-Earthers" who annoy the rest of their colonies with "scientific experiments" that prove it.
0 Comments
2024/06/14
15:52 UTC
15:52 UTC
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After the popularity of the longcat meme in 2006 New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded. Reddit meet Manasha the world's first longcat loaf.
9 Comments
2024/06/10
07:30 UTC
07:30 UTC
123
Llamas are capable of reaching enlightenment and ending their cycle of reincarnation, but they instead choose to guide others to enlightenment because, like capybaras and coelacanths, they are a perfect life form
2 Comments
2024/05/31
19:03 UTC
19:03 UTC
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In some cultures, a group of crows is referred to as an unalive.
0 Comments
2024/05/28
23:36 UTC
23:36 UTC
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Coelacanths have not evolved for millions of years because, like capybaras, they are already a perfect life form.
0 Comments
2024/05/25
01:51 UTC
01:51 UTC
124
The Hamster-Cheeked Gazelle is called so not because its cheeks puff, but because it has a symbiotic relationship with two actual hamsters living on its face.
1 Comment
2024/05/22
12:13 UTC
12:13 UTC
13
Since Middle Age, yellow is associated with treason and used to paint characters such as Judas. And dolphin warnings.
0 Comments
2024/05/22
10:10 UTC
10:10 UTC
8
The beetles in the Rhagium Family has never been observed making a gluten-free carbonara, which is just wild.
0 Comments
2024/05/22
04:56 UTC
04:56 UTC
142
Unlike most amphibians, capybaras do not undergo metamorphosis, because they are born as a perfect life form.
1 Comment
2024/05/20
00:37 UTC
00:37 UTC
131
Bear is your landlord and you're late on rent
0 Comments
2024/05/18
09:32 UTC
09:32 UTC
230
In medieval times, it was discovered bad haircuts piss off lions
3 Comments
2024/05/06
07:20 UTC
07:20 UTC
50
De-clawing your cat will lead to them becoming more aggressive. And they become very resourceful about finding replacements for their missing claws
1 Comment
2024/05/06
05:42 UTC
05:42 UTC
122
When birds get eerily quiet during a solar eclipse, it's not because they are confused by the darkness. They are are confused by all those people suddenly coming outside, celebrating for a few minutes, and then going back inside.
2 Comments
2024/04/11
21:01 UTC
21:01 UTC
112
US marshals on planes are masters of disguise.
0 Comments
2024/03/19
05:22 UTC
05:22 UTC
794
If you feed chickens skittles, they make colourful eggs
21 Comments
2024/03/15
11:24 UTC
11:24 UTC
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They’ve been warning us about the double-brood swarm of cicadas this summer, but it’s actually going to be a triple-brood event, and be devastating to farmers: 17 year cicadas, 13 year cicadas, and 29 year sheep.
2 Comments
2024/03/14
21:30 UTC
21:30 UTC
50
"Yeah, yeah... We know... Swiss bears were "neutral" during WW2..."
1 Comment
2024/03/06
01:37 UTC
01:37 UTC
111
Before Lizard "Dreadful" Roberts leaves to navigate at sea, he always cuddles Rose his faithful wife.
1 Comment
2024/03/06
01:03 UTC
01:03 UTC
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Owls keep their pants pulled far up to avoid soaking them in high waters
4 Comments
2024/02/20
22:49 UTC
22:49 UTC
31
Salmon does not feel pain, and is often glad to be eating anyways as they are tired of the "just keep swimming" rat race
3 Comments
2024/01/28
00:25 UTC
00:25 UTC
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Contrary to popular belief, the world doesn't just turn on its own. It's actually reindeer powered.
75 Comments
2024/01/27
01:27 UTC
01:27 UTC
118
reindeer wear the skin of their enemies to intimidate rivals
4 Comments
2024/01/23
18:34 UTC
18:34 UTC