/r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Shitty facts about animals, from Trashpandas to Slowbears to Jackdaws. Cute pictures accompanied by shitty titles, like "TIL Zoos can only have one emperor penguin at a time; any more leads to a political coup d'état."
Rule #1: Only the shittiest facts allowed. If your post ends up being correct you are instantly banned. No exceptions!
Rule #2: No YouTube. Post an image or a gif. Because mods are tired of removing spam.
Rule #3: No douchebaggery. Mods will ban at will. Or even just for funsies. Consider this your final warning.
Rule #4: Only shitty users repost. You can title something literally anything you want (so long as it's not true) so you really have to be a lazy piece of shit to repost an existing shitty fact. It's not forbidden, but if you choose to repost, expect a public shaming for your shitty behavior, you shit head.
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I present... the Pumpkin Toadlet
02:49 UTC
Beavers are compelled to build dams because the sound of running water makes them have to pee.
15:22 UTC
To avoid extinction, the Zombie Puma is known to suck brains from unsuspecting victims
21:27 UTC
Krampus
01:58 UTC
quite human sometimes🤣
17:00 UTC
Scorpions can jettison their tails but subsequently lose their anus too, meaning they can never poop again.
12:21 UTC
Hippos are into poop.
Male hippos will fling their poop by spinning their tails around to impress the ladies and to mark their territory. The females will poop by the head of the male as a sign of affection. Ahh, hippo love: it's magical.
21:18 UTC
Zoological garden organise blind dates for endangered species. Bella received some lipstick here.
02:25 UTC
i always wondered🤣
06:10 UTC
Black bears are seven times more likely to be wrongfully imprisoned in America than other bear species.
06:15 UTC
Fish - Living in water
20:40 UTC
The common salamander does not eat salad, or lard, or sand, because it is considered bad luck in salamander culture to consume something spelled from the letters in "salamander."
16:17 UTC
The common grackle is the only bird known to fall for the "there's 'gullible' written on the ceiling" prank.
13:43 UTC
Hedgehonkers Sneeze to Attract a Mate
09:44 UTC
If a mosquito resorts to cannibalism it is also gay because it is sucking off another mosquito.
16:51 UTC
Lagoon Raccoons: Tree Wombs with a View
01:10 UTC
The Bay Cat is one of the funniest members of the cat family. When you find them during the day, they'll do a stand-up comedy act before they devour you. No one has ever survived to retell their jokes, but it has been assumed that they like self-deprecating humour and laugh at their own jokes.
15:18 UTC
You can play a very shitty version of chess on a Leptura quadrifasciatas back but I wouldnt recommend it
07:44 UTC
Seventeen year cicadas all have an evil twin.
18:06 UTC
Carolina Reaper Ducks are the only breed that has developed Sweat Glands
09:26 UTC
Tired of mucking stables, this man has bred a horse that is able to eat from both ends. The absence of 'road apples' gives his small ranch a much neater appearance... That is until the horse explodes.
05:27 UTC
TIL: Many ants are "Flat-Earthers" who annoy the rest of their colonies with "scientific experiments" that prove it.
15:52 UTC
After the popularity of the longcat meme in 2006 New Delhi scientist Itisha Catashnek began a highly controversial breeding program injecting cat sperm with snake DNA. In 2015 she succeeded. Reddit meet Manasha the world's first longcat loaf.
07:30 UTC
Llamas are capable of reaching enlightenment and ending their cycle of reincarnation, but they instead choose to guide others to enlightenment because, like capybaras and coelacanths, they are a perfect life form
19:03 UTC
In some cultures, a group of crows is referred to as an unalive.
23:36 UTC
Coelacanths have not evolved for millions of years because, like capybaras, they are already a perfect life form.
01:51 UTC