/r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Shitty facts about animals, from Trashpandas to Slowbears to Jackdaws. Cute pictures accompanied by shitty titles, like "TIL Zoos can only have one emperor penguin at a time; any more leads to a political coup d'état."
Rule #1: Only the shittiest facts allowed. If your post ends up being correct you are instantly banned. No exceptions!
Rule #2: No YouTube. Post an image or a gif. Because mods are tired of removing spam.
Rule #3: No douchebaggery. Mods will ban at will. Or even just for funsies. Consider this your final warning.
Rule #4: Only shitty users repost. You can title something literally anything you want (so long as it's not true) so you really have to be a lazy piece of shit to repost an existing shitty fact. It's not forbidden, but if you choose to repost, expect a public shaming for your shitty behavior, you shit head.
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When birds get eerily quiet during a solar eclipse, it's not because they are confused by the darkness. They are are confused by all those people suddenly coming outside, celebrating for a few minutes, and then going back inside.
21:01 UTC
A pupper becomes a doggo when it finally catches its tail.
05:03 UTC
US marshals on planes are masters of disguise.
05:22 UTC
If you feed chickens skittles, they make colourful eggs
11:24 UTC
They’ve been warning us about the double-brood swarm of cicadas this summer, but it’s actually going to be a triple-brood event, and be devastating to farmers: 17 year cicadas, 13 year cicadas, and 29 year sheep.
21:30 UTC
"Yeah, yeah... We know... Swiss bears were "neutral" during WW2..."
01:37 UTC
Before Lizard "Dreadful" Roberts leaves to navigate at sea, he always cuddles Rose his faithful wife.
01:03 UTC
Owls keep their pants pulled far up to avoid soaking them in high waters
22:49 UTC
This cat is Inigo Montoya. You killed his father. Prepare to die.
23:00 UTC
The deadly reign of the murderous goat mafia came to an end after humans discovered their secret island
08:54 UTC
Salmon does not feel pain, and is often glad to be eating anyways as they are tired of the "just keep swimming" rat race
00:25 UTC
An ant mill is an phenomenon in which a group of army ants, lose the pheromone track and begin to follow one another, forming a continuously rotating circle. This circle is commonly known as a "death spiral" because the ants might eventually die of exhaustion.
00:09 UTC
The octopus is so intelligent it can camouflage as a cat
18:09 UTC
We have your hedgehog. 10000 $ in small notes if you want him back.
(Note: it's having x-rays at the vet. )
14:33 UTC
Contrary to popular belief, the world doesn't just turn on its own. It's actually reindeer powered.
01:27 UTC
reindeer wear the skin of their enemies to intimidate rivals
18:34 UTC
Scientists have wondered why cats evolved to hold their tails high when they walk. Turns out it's to keep from getting it stuck in a drain.
17:47 UTC
Every year, thousands of dogs are abandoned on the side of the road and have to adapt to the wild.
15:43 UTC
The popular nine-legged Floof Sparrow was an accidental lab creation, when scientists were attempting to splice the DNA of a spider and a dog, and the Floof Sparrow fell into the test tube.
It attaches itself to any object like Velcro, including prey such as worms, fish, and chihuahuas.
03:22 UTC
Orangutan babies communicate with their parents through nipple tweaking, before they learn how to talk.
10:30 UTC
When you expose a Furby to the Moon Stone it will evolve into a Furbeast.
17:56 UTC
Few people know that the Pikachu is not a fictional creature but a real live electricity conducting rodent. However, if you attempt to use them to power any electronic devices they will die. This is because they don't have an outlet so you're basically just stabbing them with a power cord.
21:34 UTC
this is the little-known “fucked up fish”. its kinda fucked up looking but we still love him
04:26 UTC
For 20 bucks, this crack addict monkey will give you a blowjob.
13:58 UTC
A small diocese in rural Illinois had a raccoon as their bishop for most of the 1990s. He was even known to perform baptisms. If you're wondering how it was safe to have a raccoon baptise babies, the answer is quite simple: it wasn't. He bit lots of babies.
01:38 UTC
Cat physicists have begun studying nuclear chain reactions. Here we see them modeling fission: one high energy particle spontaneously flies out of the nucleus and strikes another, resulting in two high energy particles, and so on.
02:21 UTC
This is the pudding cat. Do not jiggle the pudding cat. He is full of pudding.
03:32 UTC
Although animals don't have the higher reasoning abilities of humans, they do still ponder abstract concepts. Dogs for instance can sometimes be observed contemplating infinity, albeit asymmetrically.
20:47 UTC
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