/r/ShittyTurtleFacts

Believe nothing you see and everything you imagine.

**Rule #1:** Only the shittiest facts allowed. If your post ends up being correct you are instantly banned. No exceptions!

**Rule #2:** No spam.

**Rule #3:** No douchebaggery. Mods will ban at will. Or even just for funsies. Consider this your final warning.

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Proof: -X[as turtle plus turtle-killer kills the turtle, and this is proof by contradiction, so X = a turtle] = Predator of Turtle, mathematically, of means multiply, so predator X turtle is not a good OTP because the predator kills the turtle, and thus there is only turtle left. and this means that thus -X = Turtle, for all X = Turtle, which is a contradiction, so it cannot be the case

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