/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
Only in Crusader Kings...
Description
A compilation of posts from around Reddit (but mainly from /r/CrusaderKings) that sound really strange and/or disturbing when read outside the context of CK2, EU4, or other Paradox games.
FAQ
What is Crusader Kings 2?
Crusader Kings 2 is a medieval dynastic simulator game, where you control and guide a dynasty and acquire more titles and power for yourself. Usually, this involves a lot of infanticide and wincest. But the wincest's usually just for fun.
Rules
1.Global Reddit Rules Apply
2.Don't Be A Dick
3.Link posts from Reddit only
4.Posts should be related to CK2 or another Paradox game
5.No low-effort posts. This includes linking to posts/comments that we deem to be "trying too hard" to get posted here, as well as unoriginal content
Useful Links
Arumba's CK2 Tutorial Series
/r/CrusaderKings
/r/eu4 (honorary Crusaders)
/r/paradoxplaxa
/r/youdontfeudal
/r/youdontserf
/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
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Dug this up and even with context, boy, do I need a truckload of brain bleach and battery acid now.
02:06 UTC
Does anyone else just get rid of races and decide to not use them after having already created them?
06:13 UTC
"I married my homo son to my homo daughter. They had 5 kids in 4 years."
05:13 UTC
cock 2
00:17 UTC
Censorship supresses good tutorials
18:33 UTC
Especially Crusader Kings players and us Stellaris players.
17:06 UTC
“I bought an Ashkenazi sword from a wandering Jewish merchant, then put the Papal Tiara into it. After a shitton of battles it's now a very holy Asatru sword.”
15:26 UTC
"Abducting teenagers is the best way to get a wife."
15:11 UTC
First post here ; found it relatable (in game )
18:24 UTC
dont let me cook again
15:00 UTC
"Putin is a master CK3 player"
16:49 UTC
Clearly a CK3 to say
23:50 UTC
"Should I marry my inbred children with bad genetics off to rival families to wage long term biological warfare"
16:37 UTC
"This is why inbreeding is the best strat"
15:07 UTC
It’s All Fun and Games…
15:17 UTC
Poor bro
10:45 UTC
My son died of cancer and my grandson was murdered, so my great grandson inherited the empire and came of age 3 months after I died. These were his stats...and I was impressed.
07:47 UTC
This seems appropriate…
Sometimes you can’t make this stuff up.
14:29 UTC
This happens 69% of the time, everytime
11:36 UTC
Well?
02:46 UTC
My Faction Heir Is A Drug Dealer… Do I Kill Him
21:28 UTC
“Tutor your incest child for maximum profit”
16:20 UTC
Least horny ck3 player
09:31 UTC
Broski is going the inbred route ☝️💀
06:42 UTC