/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
Only in Crusader Kings...
Description
A compilation of posts from around Reddit (but mainly from /r/CrusaderKings) that sound really strange and/or disturbing when read outside the context of CK2, EU4, or other Paradox games.
FAQ
What is Crusader Kings 2?
Crusader Kings 2 is a medieval dynastic simulator game, where you control and guide a dynasty and acquire more titles and power for yourself. Usually, this involves a lot of infanticide and wincest. But the wincest's usually just for fun.
Rules
1.Global Reddit Rules Apply
2.Don't Be A Dick
3.Link posts from Reddit only
4.Posts should be related to CK2 or another Paradox game
5.No low-effort posts. This includes linking to posts/comments that we deem to be "trying too hard" to get posted here, as well as unoriginal content
Useful Links
Arumba's CK2 Tutorial Series
/r/CrusaderKings
/r/eu4 (honorary Crusaders)
/r/paradoxplaxa
/r/youdontfeudal
/r/youdontserf
/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
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Not ck3 but I have wanted to post this forever
15:18 UTC
What innovation do you look the most forward too in cKIII?
05:47 UTC
Not CK3 but it works
03:04 UTC
Help my son smoked cheap weed and became Arab. How to reverse this and turn him Greek again?
10:19 UTC
Just tried out Geopolitical Simulator. It's a glitchy game but the community is just like the Crusader Kings community.
09:13 UTC
I mean, no incest in title, so it’s cleared that low bar…
20:25 UTC
A Great Ruler Sees Potential
02:34 UTC
Honestly just a average crusader kings playthrough I guess 😂
22:04 UTC
I spent a decade killing French rulers and kids so my daughter can take the throne and it goes to my line. The dumbass French king cheated on her and my daughter hated him and refused to have kids. So I did what any sensible person would do.
19:59 UTC
First time I’ve ever actually gone crusading so I figured I’d share it
10:28 UTC
You're a good man and very correct
21:19 UTC
Fucked my cousin and united Scandinavia 😎😎
19:06 UTC
Chimp in law
18:28 UTC
r/ShitBabyEatingArchbishopsSay
14:49 UTC
Quick question: murder or not?
21:29 UTC
I love aunt eating
00:09 UTC
The things that go on in Agot
22:30 UTC
My meme did not get accepted in r/CrusaderKings maybe you appreciate it more
16:24 UTC
The way I did a double take…
00:26 UTC
he’s got the CK3 spirit
10:31 UTC
Old screenshot I found on my phone
15:28 UTC
102% inbred chance, what do
17:25 UTC
Have you considered someone with lower inbreeding chance?
17:22 UTC
Sent this to a buddy and realized it belonged here
Kill list is limited to last 60 characters killed. Wtf paradox?!
17:12 UTC
Fuck your sister please
11:32 UTC
not ck3 but i feel like it fits
05:21 UTC
“My wife got pregnant while I was away”
07:13 UTC
Not in any other game...
22:54 UTC
And that’s not even the worst one
23:08 UTC