/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
Only in Crusader Kings...
Description
A compilation of posts from around Reddit (but mainly from /r/CrusaderKings) that sound really strange and/or disturbing when read outside the context of CK2, EU4, or other Paradox games.
FAQ
What is Crusader Kings 2?
Crusader Kings 2 is a medieval dynastic simulator game, where you control and guide a dynasty and acquire more titles and power for yourself. Usually, this involves a lot of infanticide and wincest. But the wincest's usually just for fun.
Rules
1.Global Reddit Rules Apply
2.Don't Be A Dick
3.Link posts from Reddit only
4.Posts should be related to CK2 or another Paradox game
5.No low-effort posts. This includes linking to posts/comments that we deem to be "trying too hard" to get posted here, as well as unoriginal content
Useful Links
Arumba's CK2 Tutorial Series
/r/CrusaderKings
/r/eu4 (honorary Crusaders)
/r/paradoxplaxa
/r/youdontfeudal
/r/youdontserf
/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay
78,603 Subscribers
Jeez, calm down
09:10 UTC
Got to give them credit for thinking outside the box
07:09 UTC
Reddit literally became a mirror with this one
01:41 UTC
I know where this is going
23:10 UTC
He is serious
21:29 UTC
Shit the Atlantic says
02:43 UTC
A Thanksgiving dinner
11:25 UTC
A mf cant be blind
22:09 UTC
Weakest CK Eugenics fan
19:40 UTC
Guys this is not satire. Pls help him out!
Sensitive tag cuz suicidal content
07:38 UTC
we've all been there
20:15 UTC
TIME FOR 18446744073709551614 ASSASSINATIONS
11:24 UTC
Ah, yes. The price of annoying someone
05:07 UTC
yeah, "reload time" is totally an appropriate term for that
01:09 UTC
well then, it appears you now have Judge holden as a brother in Law
11:44 UTC
Kinda cool
04:15 UTC
Always marry…
16:43 UTC
Just had a blind guy make fun of the size of my penis
09:23 UTC
Got into game
So got into this game because of this subreddit, boyfriend has been watching because of drama in game, also knows of said subreddit. This conversation ensued. Will play more.
(Applied NSFW due to swear words and being new to this subreddit.)
02:50 UTC
Grooming a child into the type of mate you want. What better kind of love is out there?
12:36 UTC
Seduced, Inpregnated, and abducted
18:46 UTC
Breeding his daughter
15:31 UTC
Adolf hitler
13:25 UTC
pizdec
08:17 UTC
Lady, I need you to calm down. (I murdered her husband)
07:09 UTC
How can I stop disabled people from existing? 💀
02:04 UTC
Hmm🤔
11:32 UTC
What impact does lesbianism have on fertility?
23:56 UTC