/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay

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Only in Crusader Kings...

Description

A compilation of posts from around Reddit (but mainly from /r/CrusaderKings) that sound really strange and/or disturbing when read outside the context of CK2, EU4, or other Paradox games.


FAQ

What is Crusader Kings 2?

Crusader Kings 2 is a medieval dynastic simulator game, where you control and guide a dynasty and acquire more titles and power for yourself. Usually, this involves a lot of infanticide and wincest. But the wincest's usually just for fun.

Rules

1.Global Reddit Rules Apply
2.Don't Be A Dick
3.Link posts from Reddit only
4.Posts should be related to CK2 or another Paradox game
5.No low-effort posts. This includes linking to posts/comments that we deem to be "trying too hard" to get posted here, as well as unoriginal content

Useful Links

Arumba's CK2 Tutorial Series
/r/CrusaderKings
/r/eu4 (honorary Crusaders)
/r/paradoxplaxa
/r/youdontfeudal
/r/youdontserf

/r/ShitCrusaderKingsSay

77,744 Subscribers

23

Idk what to say

1 Comment
2024/10/31
13:46 UTC

133

The duality of man

3 Comments
2024/10/31
10:44 UTC

1,010

Thats... interesting.

10 Comments
2024/10/30
02:37 UTC

332

good question (credit of post to u/GapToothChit790 )

10 Comments
2024/10/29
12:43 UTC

916

Bro is a menace to society

14 Comments
2024/10/29
08:22 UTC

72

This has to be named this way on purpose, right?

1 Comment
2024/10/28
22:07 UTC

356

I literally stopped mid battle to bang the Kaiser’s wife lol

8 Comments
2024/10/28
17:39 UTC

96

how do they fix their son?

1 Comment
2024/10/28
12:20 UTC

221

Just blackmailed a gay pope

2 Comments
2024/10/28
11:38 UTC

51

I accidentally married a minor

3 Comments
2024/10/28
01:58 UTC

374

I accidentally married a minor

19 Comments
2024/10/27
22:39 UTC

178

That is solid advice.

3 Comments
2024/10/27
14:02 UTC

56

My Granddaughter Is a Hoe, How Do I Fix This?

9 Comments
2024/10/27
05:35 UTC

739

My daughter looks like she’s beating her husband

12 Comments
2024/10/27
02:09 UTC

276

Damn medieval pedos.

4 Comments
2024/10/26
21:06 UTC

198

My daughter is a hoe, how do i fix this?

6 Comments
2024/10/26
18:25 UTC

178

Remember: suicide is bad

2 Comments
2024/10/26
14:47 UTC

229

Normal day in the paradox community

3 Comments
2024/10/26
08:52 UTC

497

Oh no

64 Comments
2024/10/24
03:38 UTC

537

Those Darn Lesbians and their Fucking Other Men (Reading further is even wilder)

12 Comments
2024/10/24
03:29 UTC

586

I swear im not greek

15 Comments
2024/10/21
21:38 UTC

727

How can I start a genocide?

19 Comments
2024/10/21
00:56 UTC

340

He intentionally gave the Pope herpes

4 Comments
2024/10/21
00:24 UTC

508

Incredibly kind and heartfelt parenting.

4 Comments
2024/10/20
12:52 UTC

474

It probably belongs here

9 Comments
2024/10/20
06:53 UTC

1,196

Least horny CK3 player

18 Comments
2024/10/19
17:59 UTC

163

King likes milk

10 Comments
2024/10/18
21:38 UTC

88

Free Claim's with this one easy trick

1 Comment
2024/10/18
15:03 UTC

789

My Wife is sleeping with my Son

21 Comments
2024/10/18
14:52 UTC

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