Hi there! As the post says I’m a 29 year old guy from the east coast of the US who is looking for a beautiful Queen of Spades. If you don’t know what that is, it’s a woman who only sleeps with black men (yes I’m white, more detail is below).

A bit about me: I work in finance and definitely spend too much time on that (hence why I want to find someone to spend more time with). As far as hobbies, etc. I love to travel and cook. I enjoy listening to music - mostly pop punk, Midwest emo, etc. I also like to watch TV and movies. The Office, HIMYM, Brooklyn 99 are all solid plus I’ll watch anything related to WWII or modern war (I’m a bit of a history buff). And as far as looks, I’m white, 6’0” with a slim-average build.

About what I’m looking for: ideally I’d like to find something long term but don’t want to force anything. Let’s chat and get to know each other and see what happens. I’m also open to finding someone from anywhere really. Long distance relationships don’t bother me, at least to start. Eventually I’d want to close the gap. As mentioned at the top I do want a Queen of Spades, so I don’t anticipate us ever having sex (at least vaginal) and I’m fine with that. I want every part of a relationship except for sex. I want someone to love and care for, you just happen to love getting fucked by black guys.

Who I’m looking for: I don’t necessarily have a type, I find attraction with a wide variety of people. So please don’t let age, height, weight, race, religion, style, gender identity, etc. prevent you from messaging me if you have read this far as long as you’re 18+ lol.

Hoping to find some interesting people, send me just a little about yourself! Also, please tell me your favorite band in your first message to let me know you ready through this. I’m also happy to share photos if you’d like and I’m an open book, happy to answer any questions or talk about anything you’d like! Hope to hear from you soon!

Heya! I’m K, 28 and from London looking to find new people and see where it takes us, very open minded and (will try to be) quick on replies to keep the conversation rolling and will listen and relate to all your passions and interests so drop me a message

Hi! I’m Simon, a 33 year old guy from the UK looking for someone to chat to, flirt with, nerd out with, and just see where it takes us. Your location/race/religion/culture can be anything/anywhere - I’m open :). I guess, in an ideal world, a workable time difference for chatting is a bonus.

I’m 5’10 (178cm) and average build.

I work in the marine industry (boats/sailing etc), and have done for 15 years - i love being out on the water, whenever I can. I also enjoy growing things, even if it’s a disaster lol. I live alone with my 2 cats - yes, you can ask for cat pics!

Also into sci-fi movies/TV, and a bit of gaming now and then too, so I’d consider myself a bit of a nerd. Somebody once told me I’d class as an ISFJ personality, if that means anything to you. I’m a very chill person - I’ll happily talk about anything and everything, and I’m very non-judgemental too.

I’m into the outdoors, I love doing stuff in the garden, or heading to the beach, but I am also just as happy chilling on the couch watching movies, or my guilty pleasure, Below Deck😅. But I’d also class myself as slightly introverted - unless I know you, then it’s the opposite.

Thanks for reading my short description! If anything has caught your attention, drop me a chat invite and let’s see where it goes :). Happy to exchange selfies early on too as it’s always nice to see who you’re talking to.

I’m a 31-year-old black man from Ecuador looking to build a life in the U.S. or Europe through marriage. I know it might sound unconventional, but hear me out!

Here’s a bit about me:

• Appearance: I’m fit, athletic, and take great care of myself—health is a priority for me.
• Personality: Outgoing, funny, and someone who values respect and kindness in relationships.
• Education: I hold postgraduate degrees and have a solid career background.
• Relationships: I’m emotionally mature, capable of fostering healthy and meaningful connections.
• This isn’t just about papers; I want a partnership where we can both benefit and grow. Whether it’s someone who’s open to a practical arrangement or looking for a genuine connection that could lead to something deeper, I’m here for it.

If this resonates with you, let’s talk and see where it leads. At the very least, we’ll share a great conversation! 😊

Hey there. As title says I'm mostly a gamer looking to chat about games, naughty stuff and basically whatever. Constantly looking for interesting conversation but tend to be rather flirty that's why posting in these kinda groups 😅

For reference my platinums are good indicator of games I've really enjoyed since takes so much time and effort to platinum something, got 52 of them now and the stand outs are: Minecraft, Elden Ring, Dragon's Dogma 2, Nioh 2, Sekiro, Remnant 2, Bloodborne, Wo Long: Fallen Dynasty, God Eater Resurrection, Dark Cloud, Okami HD, Remnant: From the Ashes, Remnant 2, Human Fall Flat, Stranger of Paradise Final Fantasy Origin, Tunic, Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order, Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart, We Were Here 1 to 4, Control etc

Oh and for horny chats I'm very open minded and honest about stuff except not into blood or gross stuff. And yes open about my size but don't send unsolicited pictures.

If choose to message say "meow" or "woof" with ASL to show you read this all, thank you 🥰

I should probably start with what I'm not looking for, so those people don't have to read any further:

• One day talkers. I want these chats to last more than that with the potential for real life meets.
• People who talk for months, shower me with praise, arrange to meet and then ghost or block the day before or the day of the meet.
• People who just want me to join something. As soon as this is mentioned you will be blocked.
• People unwilling to share a SFW picture. I won't respond without this as I'm getting constantly catfished. I will require verification at some point too if I am suspicious of your authenticity.

Still here? Fantastic. You're the person I want to talk to.

As per the title, I'm more and more aware that I'm getting older (maybe time for a midlife crisis) and a lot of my intimate encounters have been similar or the same. So I'm hoping to try some things and have experiences that I've not had before.

I have some romantic fantasises like laying on one of those beds on the beach with a lovely lady, cuddling and watching the sun go down. Or walking along the beach with a lady in a bikini. But realistically those are unlikely in the short term.

A list of things I can think of follows however even if you don't "fit" the list or are into different things I'm open to new experiences so please do contact me if you think we could have fun. For instance, I've listed certain looks but that's only because I've never been intimate with ladies like that. That doesn't mean I'm ONLY attracted to that look so I'm very open to speaking to anyone. I'd love to hear about the things you love both in and out of the bedroom. I'm a caring, sensual guy who loves giving pleasure to the lady I'm with.

So a few things I can think of that I've never experienced are:

• Interracial. I'm not into race play but have only ever been involved with white women. That wasn't planned I hasten to add. It's just how things worked out.
• Blondes / Redheads. All of the women I've been with have been brunette. I love all hair colours but I'd love to have some fun with blondes or redheads.
• Slim / Petite women. Being a bigger guy I like the idea of protecting and enveloping shorter women in my arms. I love curvy women too but the point of this post is looking for things I've not experienced before.
• Small / perky boobs. I love all boobs but the breasts I've played with have been medium to large so far.
• Toy control
• Age gap. Nothing too creepy but all the women I've been with have been similar age. I'm the nurturing type so it sounds like it may be fun to be a father figure.
• Events/Parties

If you've into something fun that's not on that list please tell me all about it.

WM 45. 6'3 Currently living in the Seattle suburbs. Looking to meet someone for friendship or more. I love animals and the outdoors. Golf and Green Bay Packer football are an important part of my life.

About me: Mixed Asian, 5 11, fit. Workout about 4-5 days a week (personal trainer). Ton of tattoos so hopefully you’re Ok with that :)

Situation: Recently got cheated on, just moved to a new city to start new. Ex was Latina.. really into Latina/ white girls but very open. Not into dating apps for some reason… figured the community on here is very cool. Please be CLEAN, hygiene is a must. I think all ethnicities are beautiful. Friends is cool but please send a bit about yourself, location, and preferably a photo. Will send on back happily.

Hey Reddit! I’m a 26-year-old Black woman with a big passion for art and a love for thoughtful, genuine conversations. I’m here to meet someone who values loyalty, patience, and open communication, and I'm not interested in anything sexual.

A bit about me:

🎮 I enjoy video games, reading, singing, piano, and history. Whether it’s diving into a game or discussing history, I’m always up for interesting conversations!

🎨 I’m an artist focusing on oil painting, and I dream of going full-time with my art someday. If you’re someone who appreciates creativity, that’s a big plus.

🌎 Physically, I’m 5'7" and 200 lbs, but I’ve been working on losing weight. I’m looking for an Asian guy who is kind-hearted and respects boundaries. If you’re patient, open-minded, and looking for a meaningful connection, we might just click! I would prefer someone in my home state, but it doesn't matter overall.

If this sounds like you, send me a message with a picture. I have some posted if you check my post history. Looking forward to connecting! 😊

Hey guys I'm just kid of trying this. I've vdb single for a while. Looking to make a few friends or whatever. I'm into movies and TV. I'm a single mom. Let me how what you think! Shoot me a dm and let's see how it goes!

I'm seeking to meet a nice female to spend some time with. I am white,, 6’, 200, clean shaven, non smoker, still have 2/3 of my graying black hair, well educated. Let chat and perhaps we can meet, provided we're both on the same page.

Hello there Reddit world! Once again, just trying to see if there is anyone out there for me. I'm a single dad to 3 boys, I'm more of the socially awkward until I’m comfortable type. So that being said I don’t go out much alone lol. I’m looking for someone who wants to go adulting with me 😂

I enjoy going to baseball games, hockey games, traveling on weekends to go find the best taco’s in the state. Maybe a random adventure to go vintage shopping at flea markets… who knows it could get crazy…

Recently I’ve fallen involve with cooking on weekends with the slow. I loooove music, so finding someone that would like to camp out at music festivals or plan out concerts to see together. I do enjoy being outdoors, during the summer I can be found lying in the hammock outside for hours. I'm not really into social media , or politics, but feel free to bounce random conspiracy theories at me while we cuddle by the fire.

I'm not really a drinker but I’m very 420 friendly. Also, I should put that I am looking for an actual in person relationship.. I'm looking for more than a penpal or endless messages, I need something in person and real please :-)

hi all, I am a 32 white/native american man looking for someone to chat with, get to know and perhaps move from there. I live in North Carolina but am open to talking to people from anywhere.

About me:

I’m only interested in women.

Living in Atlanta.

Im a family medicine doctor.

I love sports, music, movies and tv.

I’m black.

I travel a lot.

I’ve only dated black women my entire life. Looking for someone new.

Hi, I'm a 30-year-old from Sri Lanka, currently living abroad. I'm seeking a partner to share my life with.

I've had the privilege of exploring four countries, and my current country I am in is my fifth. These experiences have shaped me, and I've learned a lot about myself, especially through my first and only serious relationship I have had.

I value loyalty, commitment, and dedication. When I'm in love, my focus is solely on my partner. I'm adaptable and open to living anywhere.

Location does not really matter as I have learned to adapt to different climates, environments and adapt to different cultures where it only takes me four days on average to get used to living in a new country.

Hobbies and interest: My hobbies keep changing based on my life and the direction its going in. In the past I would spend time on a Jet Ski, ATV, cycling or travel by a boat in the Ocean, climb mountains, volcanoes and taking photographs using my Nikon Camera and lenses. At at a house before (now I stay in flat in another country) I play PUBG on my tablet, chores, watch a movie.

While I used to prioritize travel and personal experiences, I've come to appreciate the joy of sharing life with someone special. I've experienced the depth of love and the fulfillment that comes from caring for another.

I'm a kind, polite, and supportive person. I strive for excellence in everything I do. My past relationship taught me the importance of perseverance and dedication.

I'm looking for a partner who is loyal, loving, and committed to a lifelong partnership. Someone who believes in me and wants to build a future together. I'm open to different cultures and lifestyles.

I'm not picky about food or location. I'm adaptable and can adjust to any situation. While I was raised in a Christian family, my faith has been tested. I continue to seek spiritual guidance and understanding.

The biggest problem I have with women is no one wants to put their faith in me. I was rejected because I did not have a good job and just months later I became a manager in an Engineering firm, I was rejected because I only had two Diplomas and two years later I graduated with First Class Honours, just this April I was rejected because my ex did not believe that it was possible for me to get a job in a developed country, this month (seven months since the breakup) I am living in one of the most developed countries working in an executive position in one of the largest firms on my way to earning more than my ex did in a year. I have got to this point with the heart break, lonliness and sadness and I don't even understand why I continue to improve my life but I just keep moing forrward.

My weakness: when I love someone, I become nervous and scared when the person I love is mad at me or becomes upset over something I said or did as I don't want to hurt that persons feelings in any way. Even with my ex I never scolded her or was rude to her which always confused her as to why I was like that even when I did nothing wrong and was gettting blamed by her. However, outside love I am not like this, I am connfident and can communicate without fear or being nervous.

All I have ever wanted was someone who wants me for who I am, the loyal, kind and committed person I am who's dream is to be with someone I can trust and be the best husband I can be. Someone who is willing take a step of faith and say yes.

I'm eager to connect with someone who shares my values and dreams. If you're interested in getting to know me better, please reach out.

I work a pretty busy job, and don't get a lot of chances to meet people. I'm very introverted but I do miss conversations, both deep and casual. I especially miss vibing with someone and having fun flirting with each other.

I'm open to talking about almost anything. My two main hobbies are watching movies and reading, but I love meeting people with other interests and of different backgrounds. Variety is the spice of life, as they say.

If you're kind and compassionate, flirty and fun, or just bored and need a friend, I'd love to hear from you.

If you're interested, send me a PM with your zodiac sign so I know you read my post.

Sigh, so here I am exhausted with dating apps and all that goes with it. Introvert with a sense of humour seeks man that likes a black woman with a bald head, is enthusiastic to get to know each other and find out the weird quirks and oddities. Enjoys travelling, surprises, fun activities and no activities, good food, laughter, films, shows, and simply just spending time with each other. It's a long shot but nothing else is working so drop me a message if any of this appeals to you and you want to find out more. Please be willing to share pics early on.

Looking for a genuine connection? Let’s skip the surface-level and dive into something real.

No financial motives, no games—just meaningful vibes. If you're searching for someone who's down-to-earth yet curious, you might have just found him.

A Bit About Me:

I’m all about those little things that matter in life. You’ll find me geeking out over cool stuff, cooking up something delicious, or relaxing with a good playlist. Pets? Yes, please! I also love learning and exploring the wonders of the world—there’s just something thrilling about figuring out how things tick.

• Outgoing Introvert: I can follow up a conversation or enjoy my peaceful alone time. Best of both worlds!
• Creative & Nerdy: I’ve got a curious mind and a playful side.
• Affectionate & Flirty: I’m all about those deep connections where we can be best friends and a little more.

What I’m Looking For:

I’m seeking someone who wants something that can stand the test of time. Doesn’t matter where you are, your timezone or culture—I’m here for a meaningful bond that spans across any distance. Here’s what catches my eye:

• You love attention (because I love giving it).
• Affectionate and maybe a little clingy? Perfect.
• You’re a pet lover (cats get bonus points).
• Different cultural background? Awesome—I’m all about learning and sharing new customs.
• You’re smart and aren’t afraid to show it.
• Open to adding a little spice as we get to know each other.

If you’re still with me and feeling a connection, let’s talk. We can explore everything, including some fun details, in private if you’re up for it.

Looking forward to creating something special with you!

Here we go again. I just want that kind of love where even when we feel down or overwhelmed we find solace knowing we have that person who will always support us and have our back. Someone who I can appreciate even the mundane things in life with

Hello, I’m a 21 year old guy from Texas hoping to meet someone I can build a meaningful relationship with. Someone I can have a natural chemistry with.

So, if appearance matters I’m a pale white guy with black hair, hazel eyes, im 5’7(or 172 cm), and I’m currently working towards a more lean muscular physique, currently still in dad bod stages tho lol. My interests include writing songs and poems, working out, skateboarding, watching cheesy thrillers and horror movies, and I do game from time to time but I’m not a big gamer tbh, but if you game and have any recommendations I’ll happily try anything:)

I’m big into music, I’m trying to learn guitar. I like most genres, I mainly listen to indie rock such as the strokes or the yeah yeah yeahs. But I also like pop, pop punk, grunge, emo, metal, classical, jazz, pretty much anything.

As for what I’m looking for in a girlfriend, mostly just someone loyal and honest. You cannot build a successful relationship on lies. And trust is vital in any relationship. Also someone who’s kind, caring, funny, and someone who can just be themself and have their own goals and aspirations. I believe a relationship shouldn’t be a prison, you should be able to support eachothers goals. Most importantly I seek a genuine connection, someone who talking to them just comes naturally, we can joke around and be dumb but also have deep serious conversations. For physical appearance I don’t have much of a specific preference. I do tend to get along better with people from other countries more but anyone is welcome, location doesn’t matter

I should probably be upfront and admit I do have emotional and mental issues like depression. I’m not seeking pity but I just know some people don’t wanna be around all that. I’m only really just starting to get my life on track, starting a job, moving out to my own place, etc. I need to improve a lot about myself so I’m basically a work in progress lmao

I guess that’s all for now, hope to hear from someone soon :)

Hey there 👋🏾

About Me:

• 32 years old
• Fit (6’0”, 200 lbs)
• Clean (can show test results and get a fresh test)
• Well-educated
• Well-endowed (BBC)
• Have my own place and can host in the Lower Bucks/NE Philly area

About You:

• 22-45 years old
• HWP (open to a variety of body types but fit or thick preferred)
• Looking for something consistent and exclusive, meeting 1-3x per week
• If you can host sometimes, that would be great (not a dealbreaker)

What to do if you’re interested:

• Reach out via DM or chat—tell me a bit about yourself in your initial message (age, city/town, what you’re looking for) and include a body pic (I provided mine on my profile page)
• After we exchange a few messages back and forth, we’ll set a mutually convenient time to video chat so we can see each other’s faces, talk a bit more, and determine if we’d like to proceed further

Yes, I'm using reddit to search for a hookup. That doesn't make me a bad guy. In fact, I'm quite the polite gentleman in most regards. I just happen to have an extremely high libido and I'm coming out of a decade of dead bedroom. Sue me, okay?

But all that's here are OnlyFans girls, Instagram models, and assorted sex workers. I don't care if that's your choice; as long as you're not hurting anyone (including yourself) and you're able to pay the bills, great. But don't waste both of our time by reaching out to me and following what I now recognize as a predictable script usually delivered by AI bots or workers at a contact service. There is literally nothing you can say to get me to make me your customer. If I want porn there's ten billion terabytes of it on the internet free for the taking.

I've posted this a couple of times before with an overall success rate of zero. I did get some responses but they were either sex workers (which I have no problem with except that it isn't what I'm looking for), other men (uhm, "M4F", hello?), deleted their accounts soon after we started chatting (which I'm trying not to take personally), or are located hundreds or thousands of miles away (which is good for a chat but doesn't help otherwise).

Sorry, it got away from me. I'm just tired of all the bullshit here.

Okay.

If you're still here, thank you. You might actually be a real person. Here's my deal, no bullshit.

I'm a 54M, white, 6' tall, 200 lbs (fit/in-shape), non-smoker/drinker/drugs, clean, groomed. I work a regular day job and I live with my daughter so my opportunities to go out are somewhat limited, but I can usually make time given enough notice and can sometimes make time with minimal notice. I like hiking/geocaching, outdoor markets, logic puzzles, working with my hands, and what the world now refers to as "retro gaming". I have no food allergies but can be a picky eater.

I'm not looking for an LTR seeing as how I just recently got out of one. For the moment I'm looking for friendship, occasional dating, intimacy, and play. Yes, I like sex and that's a big part of what I'm looking for. You should like sex too; shocking, right? And if you're reading this thinking about fulfilling that "daddy kink" or that "white guy kink" or whatever, or if you're also in a dead bedroom situation and want a relief valve, that's all fine but put that right up front just so I know where you're coming from. And no, I'm not going to try to bed you right away, I'm not going to send you dick pics, and I'm not going to make every aspect of our initial conversations about sex. I want to have a civilized conversation with you, first online then in person (in public), to see if we're on the same page and we're convinced the other isn't from the crazy farm. Once that's settled then we decide where to go from there.

Still with me?

Top of the list: You are reasonably local (read: no more than roughly 30 minute highway drive from the New Brunswick area). You have a sense of humor, even if it's just recognizing and groaning in understanding when you hear a dad joke. You are adventurous and enthusiastic about things that interest you. You love animals. You are clean and groomed, and make at least a semi-serious attempt at healthy living (or are working into that). You are practical and understand the realities of living in the modern world.

Dealbreakers: If you smoke (occasional 420 is fine), that's a line-of-duty no. If you're a Trumptard, I'm out. (I'd explain why but you aren't smart enough to understand it.) If you think there are people in this world who deserve less by merit of who or what they are, good-bye. If you allow your religion to define your life both in public and private, that's an issue.

I continue to expect zero credible responses to this post. Don't let me down, reddit. You're batting a thousand already.

I'm an Asian guy with dark brown skin, looking for someone I can have open and respectful conversations with. ✌🏿

I enjoy exploring new things and discussing a variety of topics.

While I'm more attracted to white individuals, I'm open to dating anyone. Feel free to reach out if you'd like to chat!

I’m a 27 year old who has been struggling with a lot As someone with ADHD, my thoughts can race faster than light, making focus a challenge. Add to that some leftover emotional baggage from growing up with a mom who was sometimes more controlling than nurturing, and, well, you could say I’ve had my share of things to work through. But I’m proud to say I’m in a better place now, learning to trust and build stronger connections with others.

Music is my anchor, and nothing beats rediscovering the timeless hits of Usher, Linkin Park, and other pop artists. Life hasn’t always been a smooth ride, though.

I’ve been the kind of guy who can spend hours debating whether Mass Effect had the best story arc in video game history or arguing that The Matrix redefined modern cinema. Food has always been a comfort for me too—whether it’s trying out street tacos from a new food truck or recreating my mom’s recipes from scratch.

I believe in building a partnership, I want to find someone who has similar interests and liking certain passions, like listening to certain songs that are may be old, but I also want someone who has some intriguing flavors to them, along with some movies that they are considered to be interesting as well, I also want someone that’s more of a white person, and is a good listener.

Hopefully you’ll be able to connect with me.;)

Looking for a feminine person to walk at the park and have pleasant conversations. I am open to hand holding and cuddles after a few dates. You must have good hygiene, wear little to no makeup, and be under 5 foot in height.

I am unmarried and childfree. I am emotionally available and desire to connect personally with someone that is authentic and affectionate. Friends have described me as reliable, comfortable, and a good listener. I have disponibility for dates throughout the week.

30 year old African Female looking for a friend or partner

Hi, I’m a 30 year old lady from Namibia. I don’t exactly know what information to put on here but you can DM privately for more. Overall: I’ve got no kids and I’m currently studying for my Comptia Certificates.

I own a handcrafted skin care business which caters to my bills and needs. I’m 170cm tall, quite an introvert.

Please be a God believer because that is important to me.

Please don’t text me if you’re looking for nudes or whatever. I promise you, I’ll just laugh at you 😂 Please don’t be above the age of 40, I really don’t want to be treated like a child 😌

Any further information you’re interested to know, please don’t hesitate to DM me🥰

Maybe it’s not the best time to talk about this, but I woke up super cuddly today and don’t have anyone to share it with. I think I might be your type, and I’m feeling pretty eager (if you know what I mean). Hit me up and let’s see what happens!

I'm 36 and live in Illinois. I'm into tons of things. Games, movies, music, animals, etc... I'm tired of being alone and want to find a connection with someone on a different level.

I'm down for whatever, even if just friends, but would like to find someone for something deeper. I prefer to start out with text/messages until we get to know each other and are comfortable, before moving on to anything voice related.

I'm not very good at writing these things, but I'm down to talk about anything, and I'm an open book, so if you wanna know anything, just ask, I'll answer.

I’m an old school romantic with lots of love to give my future partner, as per the title I’m looking for the Morticia to my Gomez. By that I mean I’m ready to devote myself to my future partner and make sure she knows love and how much she means to me. Sure she may not be perfect to someone else but her flaws, her imperfections, everything is a part of her and that makes her unique, that makes her perfect to me.

Full disclaimer before we continue with my post. I'm looking for someone to build a life with, someone to laugh with, grow with, and dream about the future together. I DO want children as well as the opportunity to give my special someone a nice ring one day, if these things are not something you want then please do not reach out. While I don't drink, smoke or use drugs, I'm fine with a partner who enjoys a drink occasionally. I prefer a smoke and drug free lifestyle though. I have no piercings or tattoos but do not mind a small amount as long as you are not covered in either.

So continuing on, when it comes to my version of Morticia, I have no specific vision in mind, love comes in many different ways across any distance so location, race and other physical attributes are not important as long as our values, goals and personalities align and compliment each other. I am looking for someone who is passionate, daring and smitten. It would be a bonus if my Morticia had an open mind and was equally as adventurous.

The kind of relationship I’m hoping to find is one that makes the world think we are crazy. I want something electric and deeply passionate, something where we can just be ourselves without fear of judgment and rejection. I want something where we can lean on each other for support through the hard days and then act like children and have fun on the good days. I’m looking for something where we know each other's mind and have a unique connection where we laugh at stupid things and are able to share inside jokes, have pet names and always have each other's backs.

As for me, Gomez if you will (my name is not actually Gomez), I feel it’s important to put myself out there so you know if we are a good match or not, you know yourself, what you like and dislike, so if what I put here matches what you’re looking for then the goal of finding someone has been achieved. I’ll be the first to admit I’m adventurous and unapologetically cheeky but at the same time I am true to myself, I don’t hide behind a mask and you will always find me trying to put a smile on your face one way or another.

I am 28 years old from the UK, West Midlands to be precise, I own my own home outright and am financially secure with a full-time career to match. I am open to a traditional relationship where I am the breadwinner in the family and my partner is the homemaker but at the same time I do not mind if you want your own job and have an equal dynamic where we are both breadwinners, I am open to either.

Appearance wise I’m 6’0 with blue eyes and short brown hair, I sometimes have facial hair and sometimes wear glasses. I have a dad bod that I’m working on but I do enjoy cuddles to make up for it.

Personality wise I’m a mix of rational and whimsical, ambitious and relaxed, logical and romantic,  I’m an INTJ-T Aquarius with a love of putting smiles on peoples faces and having a laugh but I can also be serious and very supporting when needed, I would say I’m equally balanced as all things should be. In my spare time I enjoy cooking, baking, reading and writing, some of this can be seen on my profile. I also enjoy going on walks and long drives to nowhere with my special someone. I love traveling and have already been to some places in the world but there is more to explore, having someone to go with would be a dream. On the flipside I am quite nerdy with a passion for Marvel, Doctor Who, Supernatural and anything else of interest. I am a gamer who knows a pause button exists, some of my favorite franchises are GTA, Fallout, Mafia, Assassins Creed, Far Cry, Forza and a few more. I also enjoy the odd board game and card game and am open to playing or trying anything new.

My music taste is a bit all over the place so your Spotify playlists are most definitely way superior to mine but I do enjoy dancing along and sometimes will sing along if I know the lyrics, though will make my own lyrics up if I don't. I am a firm enjoyer of dad jokes, innuendos, and sarcasm and I hope to find someone who gets my sometimes dark and dirty sense of humour.

I have a very broad open mind and am laid back regarding some topics. I am not really political and am not sure where I sit as there are policies I agree and disagree with but there are also some I am not well informed in so cannot really make an informed decision if asked but I am always willing to learn and broaden my horizons and views, if this is classed as “woke” then sure. As for religion, I am Agnostic, I do not pray or go to any places of worship, I do not mind a potential partner being religious as long as they are okay with me staying Agnostic.

But that brings up the topic of sex, to keep this post safe for work I will simply say I am a very sexual person who has a very open mind and am always open to trying new things. If you want to know more I am open to answering any questions.

If this doesn’t scare you off but instead intrigues you, we may just be the match I’ve been hoping for. If any of this interests you then feel free to reach out and see if we are that perfect match. Tell me a bit about yourself in your first message, where are you from? How old are you? Don’t be scared to be yourself.

Treat me like a Queen, i will treat you like a King. I'm not settling for anything less. I want a throne in your heart, want seats beside them for our children. In a Relationship, partners need to respect eachother. The goofiness, being childish around eachother are the byproducts of the relationship which we create and hold. I want an empire full of hope, love, and warmth.

This is what I seek in our relationship:

• Comfortable enough to be quiet around eachother
• When argument/disagreement arises, willingness to listen to the other person, without trying to prove oneself, or yelling, and resolve it the same day
• Valued communication, without shutting down the other person or distancing oneself for days.
• Some shared interests (I prefer to watch black and white tv-shows/movies, classical music, jazz, 20's-60's english songs, painting, gardening, cooking, i have more but this list is good enough for now😅)

Preferred age: 24-36
only LTR

!If you have high libido, and you expect too much from me like 5 times a week, please don't reach out to me. I prefer non-sexual intimacies which are different from foreplay, and sex shouldn't be forced, it should happen naturally or both should want it. !<

ok soooo thanksgiving was the usual family circus... too many opinions, not enough wine. my cousin and i were eyeing each other across the table like yep, time to bail. sneaky as hell, we grabbed a couple drinks, "forgot" to say goodbye, and hit the road in his car to escape the madness. we ended up on this deserted stretch of highway, music blasting, windows down. then classic us ran out of gas. but honestly? it turned into a vibe. we just chilled there, sharing stories, staring at the stars, and cracking jokes about how this was waaaay better than listening to aunt debbie’s 10th story about her cats. sooo yeah, now i'm back, kinda bored, and wondering... who’s got some good stories or wants to help me plan the next escape? dm me, let’s chat!