I had to break things off with my BFF a year ago. (long story, but she was very toxic and thrived on drama).

While I am overall very glad I did, I find myself missing someone to share my inner thoughts and secrets with. Just someone to talk to through out the day, spill the tea, get advice, etc.

Looking to fill that void and also be that person for someone!

About me: 31, living in MN (Central time) Kind of a weird combination of early bird and night owl. 420 friendly. Happily employed, live alone with my dog. Sex positive*. Currently single, but ENM and have multiple 'situationships'. Kind of a nerdy homebody, but likes camping and being outside in the summer. Movies/TV- Doctor Who, Stargate, GoT, Rick and Morty.... Not a gamer, but would be if I had hand eye coordination. Music- Pop, Alternative Rock, Country...what ever makes my heart feel good. Autistic and Bipolar.

Please be a nerdy 90s kid.

Mainly looking for texting/video chatting, but could be down to meet eventually, I have lots of miles.

If interested, please send a little introduction about yourself.

*while we may occasionally have conversations about NSFW topics...I am NOT looking for NSFW activities, sexting, etc..

About Me:

• I got the body of a cafeteria lady.
• 6'2" and White
• Work Full Time as a Pharmacy Technician.
• PC Gamer in my down time. Mostly shooters and RPGS. Dabble in some MMO's from time to time.
• Also a huge Pokemon fan, Have played competitively since Gen 4. Own a Nintendo Switch.
• Tech nerd. I love learning about, and building PCS.
• I watch a ton of tech channels on YouTube. I love learning about Microphones, Cameras, Audio Mixing gear, Computer parts, Content Creator gear, etc.
• Good sense of humor and I don't take myself too seriously. I especially love dark humor.
• Huge music person. I listen to mostly pop rock, pop punk, and acoustic stuff. Been on an Angels and Airwaves binge lately. Huge Tom Delonge fan!
• I've been told I have a nice voice but you can be the judge.

What I'm Looking For:

• I have an affinity for Asians, Latinas, and White women.
• I love short women.
• I love a good bubbly personality.
• Kindness and loyalty are a must.
• NOT LOOKING FOR ANY POLY RELATIONSHIPS.
• Willingness to communicate and not keep things bottled inside.
• Sense of humor, preferably dark humor.
• I am a sucker for playful banter and jokes between us.
• Similar interests and hobbies so we have something to do together!

Hope to hear from you soon!

Hi! Posting here again, I might meet someone that I could vibe with.

I’ve been to Europe (Switzerland, France and Italy) last year, visiting there had me curious about cultures and life in general. Looking forward to visit other parts in Europe in the future. Btw I’m from Asia ✌️

Interests:

• Tennis. Sinner, Alcaraz and Świątek are my current faves.
• F1. Been a fan since Vettel was active in Ferrari. And yes I am a Ferrari fan.
• Listening to music. I have ton of genres that I listen to. My top 1 is definitely 90s rock (is that a genre lol).
• I like running. Still have a lot to improve but I definitely want to do half marathon this year.
• I am currently watching The Empress (German historical drama). Just started and I am already liking it.
• I like reading on my kindle too if I have the time. My current read is ”I Who Have Never Known Men by Jacqueline Harpman”

Hey there! Looking for some new people to chat with, I have a long weekend and not really anything planned so why not find some new people to chat with!

a little About me:

-6 Foot tall, brown hair, hazel eyes with glasses.

-6 tattoos, hopefully more in the future

-Some of my hobbies include, collecting vinyl, video games, reading, watching sports, collecting cologne and cars!

-I have two cats that are my favorite, Yes I will share pics if you ask nicely.

-Really into movies, specifically anything horror related!

-Fall is my favorite season and Halloween is for sure my favorite holiday.

-I Love music, I've been to a decent amount of concerts and I just got into collecting vinyl and I just bought a turntable to play them on.

What I'm looking for:

-Someone willing to switch to another app.

-Someone willing to exchange selfies and open to voice calling/voice messages.

That's pretty much it, if you're interested shoot me a dm with a short intro and your preferred chat method!

Hi :).

I'm simply looking for someone with a nerdy voice who is open to chatting from time to time :).

Nothing more or less :). I'd ideally enjoy someone who is interested in having all sorts of conversations. Whether it's your opinion on a variety of topics, or if you're more interested in telling me about whatever it is that you are competent in. Ideally, view yourself as someone who is somewhat intelligent and open to sharing yourself :).

Please send an audio of your voice through vocaroo if you fit the bill :)

No real restrictions as to who I speak with, but don't care for British or Australian accents. That's about it hahaha.

hi, I'm a 19F looking for some female friends or more! (my bf and I are poly but its no biggie. We can just be friends!). I'm kinda lame. I like video games (naraka, first descendant, VR, farcry 5, res evil, to name a few), crocheting and other crafts, and anime/manga! (berserk, my dress up darling, hellsing, paradise kiss, solo leveling, etc etc). I'm into other things like programming, 3D modeling, digital art, and game development but I'm ass at all of them. Also love music! Rock and metal mostly with a hint of pop.

I plan to start relearning Japanese semi soon. I was working on it before but fell out of it due to a busy schedule. Oh! I also like wasting away on YouTube :)

All I ask is that you're a girl and over 18, thank yeww

Just an introduction; I'd love to watch movies, shows, and play games together while chatting about our day and in bed chilling. Looking for a friends with benefits online, and just be lewd and have a good time. I play atm some insurgency sandstorm, lethal company (to play with mods), helldivers 2, darktide, super marine 2, and fortnite. I’m into femboys/twinks to dom/White studs to play with and get a girl so you can use and flirt while we play. Or a slut looking for a good time. Also I’m 26, and a chub with a small package so heads up.

I’m in an open marriage (strictly looking for myself, not as a couple) so if that puts you off please don’t respond. Looking for someone to chat, send pictures and voice notes and do phone/video calls. Basically have a long distance relationship, someone that wants to include me in their life and wants to be included in mine. This is a deal breaker. I’m not interested in chat only. I’m looking for a real connection, something that brings us both joy and pleasure.

I’m cute, sweet, funny and talkative. I like going deep and also having fun. I’m curious, open, explorative and like to be and want someone who appreciates that part of me. I’m in touch with my emotions and need that kind of thing reciprocated. Would prefer to be able to go deep and talk about meaningful things. Looking for good communication and connection. Hoping for something that starts as a good friendship and can develop into more. I’d like to be able to be affectionate and open and honest and have that kind of energy returned in kind. I’ve got a pretty kinky side and would like to be able to be met in that once we’ve established a level of comfort. Definitely want to be able to be dirty and flirty eventually. Overall I’d just like someone I click with, someone I look forward to hearing from and who looks forward to hearing from me. I want to genuinely like each other and have mutual want and add to each others lives :)

I’m a bit of a homebody, one of those extroverted introvert types. I’m an intellectual, (mostly science, psychology and literature) very smart and very creative and spend most of my time stretching my brain in those ways.

Would love to hear from you! Please include where you’re from, a picture (mutual attraction is important to me) and anything you’re looking for in a relationship in particular :)

Hey! I made a post yesterday but feel like I want to make a better and more organized one. I'm a 19m looking for F to talk to, flirt with, maybe get sexual if things go that way. I'd like to get to know someone, maybe call after a bit, just generally have a sort of online "fling" for the vibes. About me: I'm a college student in the US, (Central timezone but I'm flexible schedule-wise.) I'm into history, sports, music, and plenty else, but if you don't share my interests I'd still be down to talk and get romantic with you. I'm also blind, which is quite irrelevant for this situation but I should probably make that known lol, that won't cause problems if we talk so just don't worry about it. Looking for: Pretty much anything, I don't have any specific issues in terms of age, appearance, interests, I'd just like someone fun who's not looking for anything super serious. Also, I'd be down to send pictures, call, video call, all of that, but I'll be good with whatever you're good with. I'm really looking forward to connecting with someone, hopefully I'll talk to you soon.

Let's be real, nothing can be more romantic... Hello! Looking for something serious and long term, hopefully leading to a family of our own. The kind of connection where we sneak each other our favourite snacks before the kids catch us, or do silly couple's yoga challenges and fall over cause the dogs thought we were fighting and bulldozed us over to try and break it up (or join in?)

I see us having lots of dates, lots of laughs, talking until 3 am and then doing it all again when we wake up.

I'm 29, an Indian woman with a british accent, a full-time freelance artist with a STEM degree, and a deeply spiritual, extreme optimist. I generally know what I want, and have the drive to go achieve it without wasting any time.

I think the strongest relationships are built upon a solid friendship first, so I definitely prioritize getting to know each other, as opposed to diving into anything super intense off the get-go.

I enjoy reading lists on here, so here's some fun ones!

I... ° Value honesty, communication and kindness over all else. Looking for someone who would want to text daily and hop on voice and video calls at least a couple of times a week. ° WANT TO BE A PARENT so if you're child-free/hate kids, we will not be a good match at all! ° Am left-leaning, pansexual and pro-choice. Incredibly feminist and open-minded/accepting. It is not my (or anyone's) place to judge people for how they live! ° Making me laugh is the easiest way to my heart ° Workout five days a week and actually enjoy it ° Am open to relocating, as my work is flexible

What I'm looking for: ° Someone aged around 29 - 37, doesn't matter where you're from as long as we can eventually close the gap! ° Physical attraction is of course important, so please be willing to send a selfie with your chat request. I'm sharing mine on here, it's only fair! (reddit doesn't allow opening messages with pics, so maybe imgur?) ° In general, I prefer traditionally masculine features like broad shoulders and a strong jaw, and I like my men clean cut. Not necessarily clean shaved, but I am not a fan of big bushy beards or super long hair on a partner 😅 ° Someone smart, funny and kind, emotionally available, communicative, sexually experienced and just high energy in general. ° I get on best with open-minded folks who are curious about the world and come from a different culture than myself. I'm a huge culture nerd and want to know about every tradition you have!

Finally, it me: https://imgur.com/a/2wTNJaC https://imgur.com/a/TGLNYPx

I won't be responding to single word openers or messages that tell me nothing about who you are. I'm chatty (clearly lmao) and i need to be with a fellow yapper!

Chats only, please open with a link to a selfie and something about you, and just so i know you read this far, tell me, what is one habit you wish more people would adopt?

I'll be real with you, I'm not the best at writing up things like this, so I'm going to try my best and make this easy to get through so you'll be able to learn a little bit about me as well as know exactly what I'm looking for out of you.

Alright, so what exactly am I looking for?:

• A PC Gamer, someone who likes a wide range of stuff from FPS to MMOs, who'd just want to play anything and just about everything together. I mainly want to play both CS2 and Retail WoW, but it's not a total dealbreaker if you only play one of them though.
• Someone who doesn't rage or tilt easily, someone who isn't toxic (at least not towards me), and someone with a little bit of a competitive side (not exactly like the super sweat type, but someone who knows when to lock it in when we need to lock it in... if that makes sense lol)
• Someone with a good/working mic and who can communicate (at the very least to me)
• Someone from the USA, or at the very least North America for ping/timezone compatibility (I will ALWAYS let you have the ping advantage if you're not on/around the west coast)

That's honestly all I'm really looking for in a Player 2... It would be really cool if we played the same/similar games, so we can nerd/geek out about them together, like for example if you play CS2 and Retail WoW, you've instantly won me over lol. I'm the kind of guy that's down to play whatever, whenever (hopefully you are too), so if you've got a good suggestion for something fun we can play together (that isn't just overwatch 2, marvel rivals, or league of legends) let me know and I'll either buy it or download it ASAP!

Truthfully, I just want to play games, and maybe watch some shows or movies with someone cool and easy to talk to.. I'm not exactly looking for a relationship, or I'm at least not looking to rush into something with someone I don't know... so why don't we just play some games, watch some stuff, and see where we end up in like 6 months? If something comes out of that, awesome, but if we end up just being really good friends (maybe even besties), that's equally as awesome!

Here's a little bit about me:

• A PC Gamer (I don't own any consoles and have no plans to buy one)
• I love and am pretty good at just about every genre of game, except for mobas (I suck at them). I'm always down to play/buy something new if it looks cool or fun to play.

Some of my favorites:

CS2 (I've played since 1.6, was Global Elite in CSGO - but kinda rusty these days since I haven't played in a while),

PoE (1 & 2 - I've put in at least 5k+ hours (probably more tbh) into PoE1, and \~400 into PoE2),

WoW (Cutting edge raider, was/still kind of am a top 100 healer - I can also dps if you'd rather heal instead),

OSRS (started with RS2 back in 05 and have been playing on and off since then),

Dragons Dogma (my favorite single player game),

Risk of Rain 2 (always a good time with other people every now and then)

• I mostly play games for fun, but I can be a little competitive and can always lock it in if/when we need to!
• I never rage or tilt, and I'm only toxic to blatant cheaters in CS2 (you gotta let them know they stink).
• I'm a very laid back, chill, down to earth dude, very easy to get along with, and fun to be around
• I'm great at communicating online and offline
• I love movies, and can stream any movie/show/anime over discord anytime. I like all genres and I'm always open to recommendations!
• I'm great with tech, and can be your personal tech support (I've figured out how to fix a lot of my tech problems myself)
• I loves to cook, can/will send you pics of stuff I cook (if it looks good)
• I have a cute cat and can/will spam you with pictures (not a bribe)
• I'd like to think I have a solid taste in music, and I can/will send you stuff you might like (if we have similar taste)
• I work from home and I set my own hours, so I can be around 24/7/365 (or I can eventually sync up with your schedule so we can min/max our time together)
• I likes dark humor/Banter (nothing offends me)
• I don't smoke (I hate the smell), I don't do drugs (that includes weed and stuff like that), and I pretty much never drink (I don't like the taste of alcohol)
• I'm not political or religious (I don't care if you are, just don't try to convert me lol)

Extra stuff (for the ones that care):

• 5'10 (5'11 on a good day)
• I'm pretty good looking apparently (we can swap pics after we get to know each other a little bit)
• I've been told that I have a nice soothing voice
• I will cook you delicious meals if we ever meet up in person (not a bribe)
• Your parents will love me

In all seriousness, I think I'm a pretty cool dude and I know for a fact that we will have a blast hanging out together, so why not take a chance and hit ya boi up? What do you have to lose?

Smart, well-traveled, and always up for an adventure—whether it’s a night out, a lazy Sunday, or scheming our next getaway. I thrive on great conversation, exploring new spots, and binging ‘90s sitcoms and prestige TV (constantly on the hunt for underrated gems, so hit me with your best recs).

I’m looking for someone who’s curious, quick-witted, and down for both spontaneous plans and chill nights in. Bonus points if you love a good meal, enjoy getting lost in a deep conversation, and aren’t afraid to nerd out over something you love.

If that sounds like you, let’s talk. Tell me something interesting.

Hi everyone, 40 year old male here in Arizona. Looking for a text friend to pass the time with. Currently going thru a divorce. I realized I need more chat buddies.

Some things I enjoy are sports, especially college basketball and baseball. Watching Twitch. MST3K and Rifftrax.

I’m also currently looking for some cool resort/hotel destination to travel to around Arizona or even New Mexico. If you know any spots feel free to give me a suggestion and ideas. Plus any food/bar recommendations there or I should travel to. I want to also start getting into good coffee making. Have any tips of machines or processes we can chat about that too.

Hi! I figured I’d give Reddit a shot since dating apps suck, especially for queer people. I’m 23F from New Hampshire, and I’m interested in chatting with other queer women looking for a romantic relationship. (Friendships are also ok!) I wouldn’t mind long distance, as long as it’s monogamous and we both are actually planning on meeting up at some point. I’m located in the bottom left corner of NH, so I can easily travel into Vermont and Massachusetts. I also wouldn’t mind talking to people from Quebec, as that’s really not too far (and fuck the US right now). A little bit about me: I’m 5’4, white, have dirty blonde hair a little past my shoulders, and blue eyes. I’m generally more introverted, but I’m trying to be more extroverted. I’m kinda into video games (always taking new recommendations). I’m also artsy and creative, and I have a few hobbies along that line too. Anyways, enough about me. If anything I said caught your attention feel free to DM me, and see where our conversation goes 🫶🏻

Nerdy, witty, and here to threaten you with a healthy relationship 🔫

I'm 32, male, 181lb, 6'0", Southeast Asian, average build. A professional engineer by day and a food dispenser for my cat by night. A bit of a homebody and night owl so I don't often get the chance to meet people, so giving reddit a go. Dating apps are just... no.

I currently live on my own and my two big hobbies are anime and videogames. Currently obsessed with FFXIV, Honkai: Star Rail, Hololive, and mountain biking lol. Other hobbies being sleeping, cooking, visiting new coffee shops, trying new foods, and making poor attempts at exercise to stay in shape. I only ask that you aren't overweight yourself.

Let's chat about our passions and hobbies or let me see how many times I can make you laugh. We don't have to like all the same things, tell me what you're into! Would love a genuine connection that could lead to long term dating but I'm open for anything. 

I'm not sure what I want really out of a girl but I have this ideal scenario for meeting the lady of my dreams. So there's this woman at the cafeteria. And she's a hideous thing, really—dripping with muck and mustard, looming over the salad bar like a lost shadow as though no light would claim her.

We meet in this timeless place every single day.

She senses me through the countless folds that crease over her eyes, pleated sheets of running flesh pulling her face downward like a grotesque wax figure once shaped, now molten. She sees me. Even through her pillar of flesh.

The others age ten years in her presence, too shaken to speak. But not me. I step forward. I let her craft something for me with hands wrapped in a thin film of plastic, a gesture of "care"—an attempt at food safety, or at least the "aesthetic" of it. But I know the truth. I know what lurks beneath, and I accept it.

She hands me the box, our silent understanding unbroken.

Inside… black olives... Black olives with Dijon mustard. That's it.

And she knows I'll just take it because she's just so electrifying at a creature of mass.

That's what I really want out of a woman. If that's you. Please do not contact me during my sleep paralysis. It's unbecoming.

Who am I?

I dunno. Find out if you're so inclined.

I guess just be some sort of AFAB and be covered in a sticky film that helps you breath through your skin.

Also no republicans.

One day I'll get over the fantasy of imagining my life where I'm not working all the time. "Oh, after grad school" I thought, "things'll settle down a little." Needless to say, they didn't, and my passing fantasy of settling down into a full-time job and having time to catch up on reading, sleep, and other leisure activities remains strictly in the depths of my imagination.

Now, I'll be the first to admit that I do this to myself. I load myself up with projects, side-gigs, and little one-offs that always seem to spiral out into ever increasing workloads. But hey, I'm a New Yorker, we all work too much. And ugh, my job. After my boss died suddenly a few years back three of us decided we were going to take over and try to make something bigger and better than what came before. And we’re going for it, new business plan and pitch deck. Reaching out to all our old clients to make sure they know we’re still around. Currently we’re working on new branding and website presences. The works.

And do I relax in my spare time? No, of course not. I spend most nights obsessing over home-made ice cream flavors and making minor adjustments until they’re perfect. Honestly, I'm not sure I can keep going at this pace. But hopefully that's where you come in. It’s been…far too long since I’ve had any quality time in the company of a lovely woman. I've been on the road on and off for months, at this point. I don’t think I’ve spent more than two weeks straight in my own bed and it’s taking its toll.

So if any of this appeals to you, or you want to tell me I'm a horrible person, or have tips on how to make a more convincing post, or are bored, or want to talk about your favorite 19th century poem, or you want to help me practice my Swedish, please don't hesitate to shoot me a message.

Looking for someone to chat and possibly game with.

I have a variety of hobbies. Ranging from reading, outdoors, to gaming, and many other things.

Looking for someone who can virtually work out with, or talk about the day to day. Having some one who enjoys multiple messages a day would be a plus.

I'm an introvert so it is harder for me to share everything. I am hoping to find someone who has a range of humor from dark to childish.

If you read this post please reply with your favorite and least favorite pizza topping so I know you read this post fully.

(Yes, I'm posting at 4 AM, I went to sleep super early yesterday... 🤪)

Hey, as you can guess from the title I speak Polish and English, but I don't speak (yet..) well enough any other language so you need one of those two, but if you know any other let me know, maybe it's one of the ones I am interested in.

As for anime and video games - I like older stuff (I'm not an expert or up to date on anime or manga or anything AT ALL), since as university and then work started, I had less time, stayed less on top of things, plus the nostalgia (sometimes) and lack of proper tower PC (I just have a laptop but the cooling is horrible) = I play older stuff. I also want to look into vocaloid songs again, since I used to listen to it back in my teen years. I'm not into movies pretty much at all, but if you have one to propose or wanna rewatch some of my favorites, we could (one of my favs is in Polish so it'd require subs). I'm reaaaally terrible at being consistent but once I get going, I really get going, so I'm looking to form a habit of my anime watching, possibly with someone to watch along with.

After we hit it off a bit on Reddit we can move to Discord, since it's way better to chat on.

I work as a software dev (non-gamedev) but in my spare time I recently (a bit over a year, almost a year and a half by now, but I keep procrastinating) was making a video game (and due to that I can speak for hours about my insights into design and into how you can split games apart), inspired by few others, and I hope after that's out I can make a few more. If you program (in general or games) or are just super interested in games, we could talk about that, I could show you some of my inspirations, etc. I also love learning new things, both in coding/tech (to make my own PC life more convenient) but also about video games or languages.

I’ll do anything for a pretty girl. I’ll let you use me for attention, praise, and compliments. You can bully me, use me as a punching bag. You can laugh at how easy and desperate I am. You can tease me until I’m a groveling mess for you. You can make me worship you like the goddess you are.

I love feet, so major bonus points for that. But if the rest of the post didn’t make it perfectly clear, I’m open to anything. Truly I am just a toy for your amusement.

Looking to simp for you long term if possible 🙏

Hi!

Im an Aussie who has a thing for accents so hoping to find someone not Australian! (Unless you're Aussie and absolutely vibe with this post!

I've found Im just so exhausted from dating lately, but still want to connect with people, so if you're into board games, books, hikes, having the fan on every night, collecting mugs, I'd love to hear from you!

Age isn't a factor to me, and I don't care how tall you are haha

I think I'm looking to meet someone who just wants to connect with others and maybe more of like an online friends with benefits vibe that has an emphasis on the friendship!

I’m honestly looking for new friends/maybe a potential talking interest! I’m 5’11, 205lbs, asian/hispanic. I like going to the gym and hiking. I’m also a very big homebody too though I like a lot of physical activities. If you wanna be my gamer gf please dm. I love comics, music, and movies. I really love anyone who is kind I truly have realized that physical attraction is obviously important. But a kind person really opens my heart and eyes a lot! I love all animals and have a pit/lab who is my best friend. If you’re open to chatting/sharing with a complete stranger I’m your guy. I’m not sure if this will reach anyone but if it does that’s awesome. I’m really just trying to connect with people. I don’t know what else to put really but if you’re looking for a fun chat hit me up!

NSFW because I’m open to discussing sex at some point

I just want to mention body types don’t bother me or matter to me. I also don’t care if you are neurodivergent or not as well as age I’m open to just of course be 18+

I’m Danny, 5’8”, drug and disease free except weed and prescribed meds. I’m 35, I have two children one being an 11 year old son and a 7 year old daughter. They both live with my ex-fiancé whom I’ll never be together with again. You would be only as involved as you wish to be with them. I speak with them on messenger regularly.

I’m looking for someone that makes time to spend with their partner, is open minded, caring, affectionate. I don’t mind if you prefer to stay in or go out because I enjoy both.

I’m in a very happy point in my life where I just want to add someone to it.

This is me- https://imgur.com/a/Au9VoHt

Currently listening to Artemes, A-ha and metricin x

Playing a lot of VR because it’s good exercise and a ton of fun. I’ve been playing Zenith the last city, dungeons of eternity and pixel dungeon.

I also have a ps5 which I play sea of thieves with my friend/strangers.

I’m passionate, out going and indoor staying lol. Very open minded, caring, silly with those I’m close to, serious and cool as a cucumber in an emergency. Feel free to ask what ever you want to know

Recent pics and one of me with great hair lol

https://imgur.com/a/oS669HL

Here's a photo of myself: https://imgur.com/a/dSrixdc 

Hello, 32m here, a bit about myself. I like to travel internationally a bunch (I have a trip planned to Prague in April! I've never been so if you have some tips I would love to hear), Besides that, I have been to 9 different countries and I want to keep traveling! When I'm not traveling I like to visit local restaurants, coffee shops and play a lot of video games (Into games like WoW lately) I also have dual citizenship in another country somewhere outside of the usa, can you guess what it is?

I'd love to chat if you are interested. I'm looking for someone 24+!

Hello there. I'm looking for a submissive woman in the Metro Detroit area for ongoing dom/sub relationship.

I'm mainly a pleasure Dom. Meaning I focus heavily on the pleasure/enjoyment/happiness of my sub when playing. I enjoy bondage & domination but don't get off on S&M personally. I believe in using some pain to enhance the pleasure. Rubbing, teasing, and edging are some of my favorite things to do. I have a playroom and a nice set of toys that I'd love to show you. I also enjoy rough sex. Choking, slapping, hair pulling, and spanking only enchances the fun.

Outfits/lingerie, restrains/cuffs, blindfolds, edging, forced orgasms, repeated orgasms, ruined orgasms, sensory deprivation, voyeurism, temperature play, exhibitionism, degradation/praise, and group fun/sharing are some of the activities I enjoy or would be into.

Hard limits: waterworks, scat, or anything with abrasion/blood.

About me: 41, white, blonde hair, blues eyes, beard, 5'10, in good shape(175lbs), decently hung(7.5), and clean(recently tested).

You: woman(no trans), submissive, sexy, fun, and open-minded. Hygenic and d/ free. Open to all races and most shapes/sizes. Bonus if you are bisexual, but not required.

If interested, send me a message. I'm open to those who are new or curious about the lifestyle. Please include your age and location in your first message.

I know you are interested. Now, just be a good girl and message me

TLDR: ISO: Cuddle buddy,  Me: Straight, 27, 5'10",  blond, average to active build, trimmed full beard/mustache, introvert, passionate, Crystal Lake, able to host

Looking for someone that I can cuddle with! It can be as simple as that or I'm open to seeing if things progress further!

Physically: 27m, short blond hair, bearded, 5'10", ~170bs, average to active build, eyes vary often from pure blue to pure green or even green-brown, I've been told my style/outfits give Daniel Craig (007) vibes

Personality: INFJ-T, Extremely empathic, passionate and devoted about anything I commit myself too (relationships, work, hobbies, etc), witty, sarcastic, open-minded, often tap into devil's advocacy. Also expect stupid puns! While I'm definitely an introvert, I'm very open to extroverts to go out with! I'm on the nerdy side of the scale and enjoy many intellectual things, but I also couldn't live without physical activities.

Activities/Interests: Music (Classical to Ganster Rap, excluding top 100s usually), board games, hiking, cars/racing, movies (I love most series, Star Wars, LOTR, Harry Potter, 007, etc.), video games (elder scrolls, halo, cod), photography

If you're interested please share a bit about yourself, especially age and location. Happy to exchange clean photos

Hey, you! Yes, you scrolling through Reddit! I’m here looking for someone cool to vibe with friend, banter buddy, anime debate rival, or maybe the Watson to my Holmes (minus the crime solving) or maybe plotting how to take over the world (kidding... unless you’re in?). All countries, ages, races, and religions are welcome good vibes only. Let’s make life more fun, shall we?

Here’s the 411 on me:

Books? My guilty pleasure is falling in love with fictional characters. Thriller, romance, fantasy. I’m all in.

Anime? My watchlist is longer than my grocery list (and I’m a snacks guy). Pro tip: if you have a favorite anime, spill it’s probably going straight to the top of my list.

Music? I’m out here living my rockstar dreams (minus the crowd). I’ll shred the guitar while you headbang or laugh at my solos. Your call.

Nature? Love it. Hiking, stargazing, chilling with trees. I’m basically a wannabe hobbit.

Cats? Floki, my cat, is the real boss here. She’s cheeky, judgmental, and probably smarter than me. If she approves of you, you’re golden.

I’m a 26 year old Southeast Asian who’s got a mix of quirky passions and too many thoughts about everything.

What I’m looking for: someone who doesn’t take life too seriously, loves a good laugh, and doesn’t mind my rambling about books, anime, or why cats secretly run the world. If you’ve got a fun fact, a random question, or just feel like saying hi, hit me up.

Worst case? We share a laugh. Best case? Floki finally stops judging my life choices because I made a new friend.

I'm your typical introverted low-key submissive boy hoping to find my lovely soft domme. I'm 6'2" and fit with brown hair and pretty blue eyes. I'm looking for someone I can go on cute dates with and who might want to boss me around a little too.

As a person I'm pretty easygoing and generally quiet but I can talk for hours about things I'm excited about. I'm an engineer and tend to be pretty analytical/left brain but I'm very open to new ideas and experiences. I love reading and listening to podcasts! I mainly read sci-fi/fantasy stuff but I also love nonfiction. I also love all things nature. I have a small jungle of houseplants and I collect rare plants! I have a few I'm super proud of that I'd love to show you. I'm also big into food and love trying new restaurants.

I'm looking for something ideally long term and ongoing. Preferably in person but I'm open to online too. We can talk more about specific kinks as we get to know each other but I enjoy choking, body worship, facesitting, light humiliation/degradation, and praise. I have a huge praise kink and love to please.

Feel free to reach out if you think we will vibe! If you send a SFW pic! I'll send one in return ☺️.

Whether you are shy and this is your first time with an older guy or you’ve done it before, be a good girl (please be 18 or over) and say hi!

Even if you’re shy or nervous, I’d love to gently teach you and mentor you.

I’m white, 6’1” weigh 195 lbs and I have brown hair and brown eyes. I’m also looking to actually meet and not just talk online.

As far as SFW interests, I enjoy the beach, swimming, paddleboarding, hiking, camping, traveling, hockey, skiing, and reading.

As far as NSFW interests, ask me…

(My profile is tagged because of one of the places I post this to since some have actually had luck finding something serious there. Figured it's worth a shot, haha.)

I'm searching for the kind of wonderful woman who shares most of my interests below in addition to her hobbies and interests, who's also goofy, likes to playfully insult each other, and also believes in open and honest communication. I believe with that, we can work out any problems when they arise. 💛

• I'm a gamer, car guy, and maybe one day, a musician too. I enjoy anime, nature, going on little adventures, swimming, traveling... I wanna see the world with you.

• Current games I've focused on lately is The Sims 4 and Forza Horizon 5, but this changes and there are tons of multiplayer games in my library! I would also eventually like to play other things together like Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Terraria, etc.
• My taste is music is nearly everything except country and today's rap. To name a few bands/musicians I really love: Led Zeppelin, Arctic Monkeys, Tame Impala, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs, Queens of the Stone Age, Mac Demarco, Them Crooked Vultures, and Metronomy.

• I want to dance with you. In the living room, bedroom, back yard, in the park, almost anywhere. I enjoy doing romantic things and expressing my love. I love deep conversations that distract us from the passing of time.

• I'm a dog person because my allergies chose to target cats for whatever reason, so there's that. 😅

• I'm monogamous and don't have children currently, but they're in my future plans. I want to spend plenty of time with you, and enjoy the best of life as a couple, and then as spouses, traveling and whatnot, before we start a family. 🤗

• I'm really hoping to find someone who's also into dirty humor (amongst other forms of humor) and has mutual...interests 😏 so we have even better compatibility in the bedroom (and sometimes away from home too). I usually have a high labido, but making sure we both feel safe and trust one another first is crucial. 😁

• Specs for those who would like them: - 6 feet tall (about 183 cm). - 199 lbs and dropping (about 90 kg). ~ My figure is very dad-bod at the moment, but apparently it comes with a nice ass (so I'm told). ~ This is close to the most I've ever weighed, and I'm not happy with it. I'm targeting somewhere around 170 lbs (about 77 kg). - Brunette/dirty blonde, kept relatively short. - Blue eyes. - Caucasian.

• My type? If I had to describe my type, I guess Caucasian or East Asian ranging from petite to average body type. I don't love going to the gym, but if you have or want a membership I wouldn't mind going together. 😁 I apologize if my preferences differ from who you are. You're all beautiful people, regardless! Please love yourself and enjoy the time you're given in life! 💛

Chat with ya soon! 😁