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from 1933-45 an immense amount of work was done in American politics. How you ask? Lets just say Fdr was integral.

lets just say Fdr was integral

3 Comments
2024/11/25
11:47 UTC

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He should have known better....

4 Comments
2024/11/18
22:54 UTC

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Brian Cox's location on X is "Absolute space doesn't exist" šŸ˜‚

0 Comments
2024/11/10
23:32 UTC

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More of a legit question: would this work

15 Comments
2024/11/04
15:45 UTC

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when the supersymmetry theory turns out to actually be correct and now the electron has to be paired with the selectron:

0 Comments
2024/11/03
23:08 UTC

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Still Gold: Einstein proved mathematics is inconsistent (joke)

1 Comment
2024/10/26
15:58 UTC

239

Haters will say ā€œIgnore air resistanceā€

2 Comments
2024/10/17
04:56 UTC

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and exits out the back.

A tachyon walks into a bar

0 Comments
2024/10/12
05:51 UTC

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Tesla: Inventing the future since 1883, Genius, Geek, Bird lover, Mustache enthusiast

0 Comments
2024/10/10
20:16 UTC

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Why did the photon refuse to check its luggage at the airport?

Because it was traveling light.

0 Comments
2024/10/10
19:19 UTC

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The Nobel Prize Committee

3 Comments
2024/10/09
20:39 UTC

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Please use Popcorn time

  • 1 Popcorn is 3 minutes and 56.555359704 seconds.
  • 1 Pop is 0.64766710884 seconds.
  • 1 day is 365.2422 Popcorns.
  • 1 Popcorn is 365.2422 Pops.
  • Posted: Year:2024 Day:273 Popcorn:221 Pops:157.3212
2 Comments
2024/09/29
22:29 UTC

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Why does the EM stress tensor not have social media?

It is traceless.

1 Comment
2024/09/26
13:07 UTC

5

Why did the physicist go to prison?

He was caught for a CP-violation.

1 Comment
2024/09/11
14:38 UTC

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When carpenters build a wooden house, do they use metric or imperial system?

Neither. They prefer plank units instead.

2 Comments
2024/09/01
20:38 UTC

9

What do you call a mentally unstable electromagnetic effect?

Am-bi-polar

1 Comment
2024/08/25
11:03 UTC

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When is there almost 10 tons in a kilogram?

When they are new tons.

0 Comments
2024/08/17
23:17 UTC

7

All massive particles are blind.

They are unable to c.

0 Comments
2024/08/17
23:05 UTC

20

Google ai being funny

0 Comments
2024/07/25
18:01 UTC

21

Why are billionaires obsessed with longevity trying to go to space?

So they can travel to a black hole and, in time, dilater.

0 Comments
2024/07/19
06:42 UTC

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Einstein creating his theory of general relativity

0 Comments
2024/07/14
18:24 UTC

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YouTube physics videos- niche request

I have no idea where to post this. Does anyone know if there are any videos on YouTube about particle physics, but they must be narrated by a 1950's-style man in a suit speaking in an old-fashioned manner using phrases such as "our friend the electron", and sound for all intents and purposes like a real video from the 1950s, except actually made recently and incorporating modern particle physics knowledge, not outdated 1950's knowledge?

3 Comments
2024/07/12
05:47 UTC

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She isnā€™t clingy, she justā€¦

ā€¦has a large coupling constantā€¦

1 Comment
2024/07/11
17:44 UTC

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Sherlock

8 Comments
2024/07/06
13:56 UTC

5

Julian Schwinger Memorial Equation Campus Monument ;-)

1 Comment
2024/07/05
01:20 UTC

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About to graduate, and I want to write a physics joke on my gown about how much students suffer to take physics diploma

As the title says, HEELPPP I'm running out of time, give me ideas y'all

13 Comments
2024/05/31
17:08 UTC

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"assume there is no friction" that sure made the question easy

A funny observation I made regarding a common phrasing in physics questions. commonly physics questions they tell you to ignore friction. this has obvious reasons, however this means that any vehicle that uses wheels is not be able to move due to the lack of friction between the surface and the wheel. meaning that the technically correct answer is often just 0

wonder if the exam board of my study would agree and give me full marks.

3 Comments
2024/05/04
13:51 UTC

2

What is an electrical engineer's favorite action movie series?

Transformers

1 Comment
2024/04/27
04:33 UTC

61

Who invented vector product?

1 Comment
2024/04/23
04:46 UTC

9

Can someone please explain this joke

ā€œNo matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, youā€™re going to fail.ā€

This is a quote from Brian Greene and I donā€™t understand it, can someone please help?

9 Comments
2024/04/16
23:03 UTC

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