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Classic yo mama joke
yo mama’s so fat, I went over to her place for 1 hour, came back, and it had been 2 hours
08:25 UTC
How to fake being a nuclear physicist - for a murder mystery dinner?
I realise this might sound absolutely bizarre, but my only purpose is entertainment. I'm going to a pretty involved murder mystery dinner in about a month, and the character I'll be playing is a 1920's theoretical nuclear physicist. My current level of knowledge is absolutely zero, but I imagine there must be some phrases I could throw around to look the part. Nobody else in attendance has any advanced knowledge about nuclear physics, either.
Of course I realise I won't actually learn anything reasonable in such s short amount of time, I only want to /seem/ knowledgeable. I'm not expecting anyone to question me on this, but I'd love having some lines to say along the lines of "things only someone deeply involved would ever talk about".
Any help is appreciated - thanks in advance! ❤️
10:06 UTC
What excites a perverted neutrino physicist?
A kinky τ particle track
09:32 UTC
Einstein said his happiest thought was of a man falling of a building
I really wonder who that guy was and why Einstein hated him so much
19:32 UTC
How can you tell that your physics professor is American?
They ask you to consider a spherical football
03:45 UTC
from 1933-45 an immense amount of work was done in American politics. How you ask? Lets just say Fdr was integral.
lets just say Fdr was integral
11:47 UTC
He should have known better....
22:54 UTC
Brian Cox's location on X is "Absolute space doesn't exist" 😂
23:32 UTC
More of a legit question: would this work
15:45 UTC
when the supersymmetry theory turns out to actually be correct and now the electron has to be paired with the selectron:
23:08 UTC
Still Gold: Einstein proved mathematics is inconsistent (joke)
15:58 UTC
Haters will say “Ignore air resistance”
04:56 UTC
and exits out the back.
A tachyon walks into a bar
05:51 UTC
Tesla: Inventing the future since 1883, Genius, Geek, Bird lover, Mustache enthusiast
20:16 UTC
Why did the photon refuse to check its luggage at the airport?
Because it was traveling light.
19:19 UTC
The Nobel Prize Committee
20:39 UTC
Please use Popcorn time
- 1 Popcorn is 3 minutes and 56.555359704 seconds.
- 1 Pop is 0.64766710884 seconds.
- 1 day is 365.2422 Popcorns.
- 1 Popcorn is 365.2422 Pops.
- Posted: Year:2024 Day:273 Popcorn:221 Pops:157.3212
22:29 UTC
Why does the EM stress tensor not have social media?
It is traceless.
13:07 UTC
Why did the physicist go to prison?
He was caught for a CP-violation.
14:38 UTC
When carpenters build a wooden house, do they use metric or imperial system?
Neither. They prefer plank units instead.
20:38 UTC
What do you call a mentally unstable electromagnetic effect?
Am-bi-polar
11:03 UTC
When is there almost 10 tons in a kilogram?
When they are new tons.
23:17 UTC
All massive particles are blind.
They are unable to c.
23:05 UTC
Google ai being funny
18:01 UTC
Why are billionaires obsessed with longevity trying to go to space?
So they can travel to a black hole and, in time, dilater.
06:42 UTC
Einstein creating his theory of general relativity
18:24 UTC
YouTube physics videos- niche request
I have no idea where to post this. Does anyone know if there are any videos on YouTube about particle physics, but they must be narrated by a 1950's-style man in a suit speaking in an old-fashioned manner using phrases such as "our friend the electron", and sound for all intents and purposes like a real video from the 1950s, except actually made recently and incorporating modern particle physics knowledge, not outdated 1950's knowledge?
05:47 UTC
She isn’t clingy, she just…
…has a large coupling constant…
17:44 UTC