/r/physicsjokes
Title says it all! Go on and post 'em if you got 'em.
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Einstein creating his theory of general relativity
18:24 UTC
YouTube physics videos- niche request
I have no idea where to post this. Does anyone know if there are any videos on YouTube about particle physics, but they must be narrated by a 1950's-style man in a suit speaking in an old-fashioned manner using phrases such as "our friend the electron", and sound for all intents and purposes like a real video from the 1950s, except actually made recently and incorporating modern particle physics knowledge, not outdated 1950's knowledge?
05:47 UTC
She isn’t clingy, she just…
…has a large coupling constant…
17:44 UTC
Sherlock
13:56 UTC
Julian Schwinger Memorial Equation Campus Monument ;-)
01:20 UTC
About to graduate, and I want to write a physics joke on my gown about how much students suffer to take physics diploma
As the title says, HEELPPP I'm running out of time, give me ideas y'all
17:08 UTC
"assume there is no friction" that sure made the question easy
A funny observation I made regarding a common phrasing in physics questions. commonly physics questions they tell you to ignore friction. this has obvious reasons, however this means that any vehicle that uses wheels is not be able to move due to the lack of friction between the surface and the wheel. meaning that the technically correct answer is often just 0
wonder if the exam board of my study would agree and give me full marks.
13:51 UTC
What is an electrical engineer's favorite action movie series?
Transformers
04:33 UTC
Who invented vector product?
04:46 UTC
Can someone please explain this joke
“No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you’re going to fail.”
This is a quote from Brian Greene and I don’t understand it, can someone please help?
23:03 UTC
Doing Physics
19:42 UTC
rizz formula
what is the formula of rizz amount measured in kai cenat/g
13:57 UTC
Quantum computing explained
20:27 UTC
When yo mama so fat, she was asked by LIGO to jump up and down, so they could calibrate their interferometer to detect gravitational waves.
22:34 UTC
The universe is made of electrons, protons, neutrons and morons
Some are made of quarks, the other is made of quirks
03:32 UTC
What’s a coulomb’s favorite vacation spot
The beach, because of all the currents.
18:30 UTC
She movement on my particle till I’m observed
15:47 UTC
NGC objects are messy
but M objects are Messier
08:05 UTC
“License and registration please. Do you know how fast you were going?”
C
00:02 UTC
Is the reason why I still haven't received the result of the part-time job I applied for a month ago because the universe is expanding?
03:11 UTC
Studying mechanics (it's all a lie don't trust the teachers)
20:41 UTC
I asked my physics professor to explain the disadvantage of a short lever to me but he said it wasn't a good moment.
16:56 UTC
Why do hipster planetary scientists prefer the Hadean?
Because they liked the Earth before it was cool.
11:28 UTC
Differential equations, a rap
21:14 UTC
Riddle
Why did the particle stop moving?
20:24 UTC
Is he helping?
01:19 UTC
I'm going to the beach next week, gonna have a dip in the Dirac Sea.
I won't look at the water, or the waves will collapse.
04:52 UTC