/r/physicsjokes
Title says it all! Go on and post 'em if you got 'em.
And remember, anything that doesn't matter has no mass!
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/r/physicsjokes
I realise this might sound absolutely bizarre, but my only purpose is entertainment. I'm going to a pretty involved murder mystery dinner in about a month, and the character I'll be playing is a 1920's theoretical nuclear physicist. My current level of knowledge is absolutely zero, but I imagine there must be some phrases I could throw around to look the part. Nobody else in attendance has any advanced knowledge about nuclear physics, either.
Of course I realise I won't actually learn anything reasonable in such s short amount of time, I only want to /seem/ knowledgeable. I'm not expecting anyone to question me on this, but I'd love having some lines to say along the lines of "things only someone deeply involved would ever talk about".
Any help is appreciated - thanks in advance! ❤️
A kinky τ particle track
I really wonder who that guy was and why Einstein hated him so much
They ask you to consider a spherical football
lets just say Fdr was integral
A tachyon walks into a bar
Because it was traveling light.
It is traceless.
He was caught for a CP-violation.
Neither. They prefer plank units instead.
Am-bi-polar
When they are new tons.
They are unable to c.
So they can travel to a black hole and, in time, dilater.
I have no idea where to post this. Does anyone know if there are any videos on YouTube about particle physics, but they must be narrated by a 1950's-style man in a suit speaking in an old-fashioned manner using phrases such as "our friend the electron", and sound for all intents and purposes like a real video from the 1950s, except actually made recently and incorporating modern particle physics knowledge, not outdated 1950's knowledge?
…has a large coupling constant…