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"The coffee was a minute late and my vacation is ruined!"

1 Comment
2024/11/10
18:34 UTC

96

Guests when there's a policy they don't like

3 Comments
2024/11/04
15:05 UTC

60

The Final Boss of the Overnight Shift

I don't understand how these people do it. They try to stay up all night drinking and then get up at 6am to go to their kid's game. What satanic pact did they make?

6 Comments
2024/10/11
12:31 UTC

19

Expedia Customer Service

Every time Expedia or another company calls, it literally turns into a speech jammer as I hear my own voice in my ears. It's gotten to the point where I just refuse calls if they use a headset. If it's that important, they'll find a landline.

0 Comments
2024/10/09
04:27 UTC

25

Inflation? In this economy?

The other thing I had in mind was how everyone complains about needing to request room cleaning. Just reuse your towel, idiot. It's what you do at home.

The sad thing is this is in small city price scaling for a 1 bedroom suite. I'm sure it's much worse in more populus locales.

0 Comments
2024/10/03
08:47 UTC

39

Every Time

You'd think in a world where smart phones are ubiquitous, people would be more aware of their charge cables. But they always lose track of them, and expect us to supply them with new ones.

We don't even save lost charge cables anymore because since COVID-19, we throw that shit away.

And no, I'm not loaning them my charger. Thankfully, I'm on Android, so most of them can't even use my cord.

4 Comments
2024/09/23
04:26 UTC

17

Feels Good, Man

I hate running the market. It's always bugged me, and I always want to shut it down. Especially since my current place of employ doesn't have guest room microwaves, so the assholes stand next to me while they're cooking their stupid instant noodles.

Well, I got called in on my night off and so, to preserve what sanity I have left, I've been telling people the market is closed. If I have to be here on a Saturday, it's going to be on my terms. If they're that hungry, order door dash. Probably cheaper.

And there is a weird schadenfreude from denying a guest something. Like, we take back that skosh of power from them.

9 Comments
2024/09/22
04:53 UTC

55

Sometimes I wish I had this sign at the front desk

2 Comments
2024/06/21
14:45 UTC

15

I HATE WALKING PEOPLE MORE THAN ANYTHING RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

10 Comments
2024/05/27
03:46 UTC

3

how it feels to work in hospitality

0 Comments
2024/04/03
23:29 UTC

27

It's just that easy

0 Comments
2024/03/21
18:58 UTC

3

Property Hub is a fucking joke, it can’t even do math.

4 Comments
2024/02/05
20:17 UTC

6

Hotel key card that doesn't fit in your wallet

1 Comment
2024/01/06
21:38 UTC

0

Marcha Radetzky Flashmob. Palma de Mallorca

0 Comments
2023/12/23
09:19 UTC

40

No Show Fees 🙄

2 Comments
2023/12/02
09:07 UTC

14

Have another one

1 Comment
2023/11/28
20:14 UTC

30

There is no greater feeling

1 Comment
2023/11/28
20:09 UTC

20

When you enter a room and the guest has the AC turned up really high on heat

0 Comments
2023/11/16
04:57 UTC

33

Me, a housekeeper, trying to explain to guests that I am not a front desk worker

1 Comment
2023/11/16
04:53 UTC

40

They are tho

Source: I work at a Wyndham hotel

1 Comment
2023/10/22
15:44 UTC

31

Motherparkers

2 Comments
2023/09/17
06:00 UTC

42

I’m sorry about your lack of financial literacy

6 Comments
2023/08/05
21:50 UTC

38

Just gotta work the right job.

0 Comments
2023/07/25
11:08 UTC

60

When guests complain about No Show charges…

“How dare you charge me… you should have read my mind and known I wasn’t coming.”

7 Comments
2023/06/11
15:29 UTC

46

"Sorry, 'plan ahead' is not part of my vocabulary."

3 Comments
2023/05/16
03:59 UTC

76

My boss when she hears a customer ask for a manager

4 Comments
2023/05/08
17:50 UTC

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