The tech team at Foxnews.com now wants your email so you can read the news. Nice try boneheads. I guess I will just get my news from other sources that don't want to sell my personal info for monetary gain....

[Opening Music]

[03.13.24]

[Shot of Tucker Carlson sitting at his desk, with the words "Tucker Carlson Tonight" displayed on the screen]

Tucker Carlson: Good evening, America, and welcome to Tucker Carlson Tonight. Tonight, we're investigating a peculiar occurrence that's been reported by several sources: an army of Somali crickets twerking under Joe Biden's bed. Yes, you heard that correctly. Stay tuned as we delve into this bizarre situation.

[Cut to footage of crickets twerking]

Voiceover: Reports are emerging of an unusual sight in the White House—Somali crickets engaging in rhythmic movements under Joe Biden's bed. But what could be the cause of this unexpected phenomenon?

[Cut to interview with biologist]

Biologist: Crickets are known for their complex social behaviors, but twerking under a bed is highly unusual. It could be a response to environmental changes or a new form of communication.

[Cut back to Tucker]

Tucker Carlson: But why specifically Somali crickets, and why are they targeting the President's bed? Some speculate it could be a sign of political unrest, while others believe it's simply a case of mistaken habitat. What are your thoughts?

[Cut to viewer comments]

Viewer #1: I can't believe this is happening in the White House! What's next, dancing cockroaches in the Oval Office?

Viewer #2: Maybe the crickets just want to make a statement about immigration policy.

[Cut back to Tucker]

Tucker Carlson: Joining me now is a panel of experts to help us unravel the mystery behind these twerking Somali crickets.

[Cut to panel discussion]

Tucker Carlson: Is there a rational explanation for why these crickets have taken up residence under Joe Biden's bed? Let's hear from our guests.

[Panelists share their theories and interpretations]

Tucker Carlson: Some fascinating insights from our panel. But what if I told you there's a more sinister explanation? According to an anonymous source, these crickets are being trained by the Deep State to disrupt the President's sleep and weaken his resolve. Yes, you heard me right. The Deep State's latest tactic: twerking Somali crickets under the President's bed.

[Closing Music]

Tucker Carlson: Thanks for joining us tonight. Remember, the truth is often stranger than fiction. Stay tuned for more unexpected stories on Tucker Carlson Tonight. Goodnight, America.

[End Credits]

You know how hypocritical Fox News was during the pandemic? During the pandemic they fed this BS narrative that CoVid wasn't real, no need for masks, etc. But ironically, they made the Fox News workers, get tested and REQUIRED for their employees to be vaccinated. They even had a separate office just for CoVid testing, for employees and those coming onto the site/studios, to get tested.

How hypocritical is that... Push the narrative that CoVid isn't real, but then hold all their employees accountable for getting vaccinated and tested as a REQUIREMENT.

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Here's a little company beef on the inside. Despite Fox News being owned by Fox Corp, the Fox News and Fox Corp teams do not like each other. Fox News' office, primarily based out of NYC and DC, hate the Fox Corp LA office team. It's really political on the inside, they see the LA office as Liberals and the DC / NYC office as Conservatives, in which they hate collaborating with each other.

In the recent Dominion case, the Fox Corp team tried to dissociate themselves from the Fox News lawsuit, even making a remark to the judge that they shouldn't be penalized and Fox News operates as their own entity.

Also, when Fox Corp made a post and stance, supporting LGBTQ rights, the Fox News team hated it. There's public articles on how there was company divide on this topic at this time.

It's really like a Left Wing vs Right Wing office model and the executives don't know how to handle it. The LA office wants to be more progressive and forward leaning in the business model, but the Fox News team operates like its still the 90s/00s, even down to their dress code. It's kind of hilarious if you were to look at from the outside looking in.

Here's a no brainer, but obvious if you're familiar with the stories of Fox News.

So when joining Fox News pre-Roger Ailes and Bill O'Reilly public sexual harassment complaints - Upon orientation, there was no courses or required HR onboarding classes on sexual harassment. Once the Roger Ailes, Bill O'reilly and other complaints were made, we were then assigned new training courses on sexual harassment in the workplace, which were made a requirement. Before all of this, courses were never assigned or a part of orientation. Also, moving forward, new employees were required to take the courses as well. I had no problems with these courses being required, but it just showed the effects of all the sexual harassment that went on in the office.

I figure some of these practices still take place. Maybe, not physical, but roaming thoughts I figure. I can't speak to what happens behind closed doors, but you start to speculate after seeing the new interns/assistants/coordinators that get hired and how they're dressed.

So I know Fox pushes this ideology of putting "USA first" but to my surprise when I joined the company, but there is a large Indian representation in the office, to the point where they even have a large office in India, that they don't talk about a lot, for obvious reasons. A lot of the Indians push the Fox News narratives and take part in them as well.

Quite a shocker, but the Indians are like the hidden part of Fox News' community and rhetoric.

Using fixnews app on smasung note 8 and also an apple ipad, the comment section notification bell doesnt exist. There is no way for me to see any replies. Is it hidden?!??

This is not big news but I just left Fox last year so I feel I can say this finally.

I know for a fact as a former reporter that Jennifer Eckhart is lying about her lawsuit, I almost reported it to The Daily Mail years ago but I was one of 7 people Eckhart knew and confided in and I didn’t want her to sue me too. Didn’t like the part where she asked me to join her lawsuit to make some money. And no fox news I don’t have that in writing if I did I would have given it ages ago. Genuinely do not like that women.

I have it on good authority that she’s been scamming people from hair stylists to publicists with the claim that fox is going to settle for millions. Isn’t that illegal to use a pending lawsuit to bait and switch?

I mean is this really a surprise with her boyfriend or former bf (who knows these days), locked up in legit federal prison for embezzlement and fraud. Speaking of a loser to hitch your wagon too… literally robbed someone to take her to st Barths.

I would feel bad for her and believe her more if she didn’t post half naked photos everywhere. My cousin was raped in college years ago and she still doesn’t wear a bikini, I totally get not everyone needs to respond that way but for someone who was “brutalized” the way she claims she sure is posting a lot of thirst traps. I was harassed on the subway so many times I even dress in a way that won’t attract attention.