I told Larry he didn't have to smile if he didn't want to. He started out frowning, couldn't help himself I guess. Wish I had been fast enough to catch the frown. He did not want to take this picture with me.

Ive been trying to look for this tune that is in most if not every single episode up until atleast season 3..sometimes its played by a banjo sometimes its a flute..ive tried looking at the various playlists online about the music in curb but cant seem to find if..for reference..ifs the one at 12:28 season 3 episode 3 right after Larry tries to clean up the spill on the bedroom carpet with club soda and salt

Does anyone know this song?

Thanks in advance

I was at the gym last night and the attendant asked a pregnant woman who was on the squat rack to do something more low impact to protect her baby.

She told him to fuck off. It was hilarious.

His 'dad' said he had just gotten out of the navy, went to time square, saw his mom as the prettiest woman there and just kissed her.

I never made the connection that, with Larry being born 1947 and V-J Day in Time Square photo being August 1945, he fudged his birth year slightly and that was supposed to be them. I could be connecting something that isn't there or never noticed the most obvious joke ever.

Ejacklit?

Being an avid fan of this show, I have noticed that every episode seems to have a different vulgar NSFW theme. I came up with a joke that he probably has a whole bunch of random controversial/vulgar topics in a hat and he chooses a theme randomly and that is what the episode is ultimately about. Then I realized, maybe that is how he chooses the episodes! If you think about it: EVERY single episode has a completely different controversial/vulgar topic which the episode is more/less based off.

Examples:

• The Pants Tent (S1, E1): a boner
• The Group (S1, E10): incest
• The Shrimp Incident (S2, E4): the "c" word
• The Doll (S2, E7): pedophilia
• Chet's Shirt (S3, E1): mourning/grieving
• The Terrorist Attack (S3, E5): terrorism
• The Grand Opening (S3, E10): Tourette's syndrome/swearing
• The Survivor (S4, E9): The Holocaust
• The Christ Nail (S5, E3): breasts
• Kamikaze Bingo (S5, E4): suicide/suicidal thoughts
• The Ski Lift (S5, E8): vaginas
• The End (S5, E10): adoption
• The Freak Book (S6, E5): physical deformities
• The N Word (S6, E8): well... the "n" word...
• Denise Handicap (S7, E5): handicap/disability
• Palestinian Chicken (S8, E3): The Israeli/Palestinian conflict
• Thank You For Your Service (S9, E5): PTSD

The list is endless. What do you guys think? Do you think that this is a plausible theory as to how he comes up with the topics for each episode? By randomly selecting a controversial topic from a hat? I think it makes sense that the pilot episode is about something mild like a boner.

#creamshame

All time favorite episode, every joke kills

I could never figure out who I thought Susie looked like until I finally placed it this morning