/r/AskOuija

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AskReddit, Ouija-style.

In search of answers? Ask the Reddit Ouija board!


NEW: Looking for an Italian-language Ouija? Check out /r/DimmiOuija!


For a no-spoiler version of AskOuija, visit https://ns.reddit.com/r/AskOuija! All answer flairs will be hidden.


RULES:

0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

  • If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.

  • You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.

5) No bots. (With the exception of the amazing Ouija Bot.)

These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.


Resources


The Ouija Bot [source]

The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

Goodbye threshold: 10 points

(This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

Help! The flair on my post is missing or incorrect! What should I do?

If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.


Friends of the Ouija:

/r/OneWordEach
/r/WholesomeOuija
/r/OuijaIsFuckingLit
/r/JesusChristOuija
/r/NoShitOuija
/r/Ouija_IRL
/r/NSFWOuija
/r/RedditDefines
/r/JustMeming


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Holy crap my _______ is neon green

0 Comments
2024/12/02
01:49 UTC

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Help me! I’ve been stricken with a horrible case of the _____.

1 Comment
2024/12/02
01:42 UTC

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I left my _____ on the table and it got eaten by the dog.

4 Comments
2024/12/02
01:35 UTC

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that man just called me a son of a ________ !! who does he think he is

11 Comments
2024/12/02
01:13 UTC

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Sorry, my cat keeps _____

14 Comments
2024/12/02
01:12 UTC

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Would you want to live in a world where ______ is illegal?

19 Comments
2024/12/02
01:11 UTC

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I challenge thee spirits, name me an obscure species of animal.

18 Comments
2024/12/02
01:01 UTC

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Guy do you know what NSFW means?

It means No Simping For Waluigi. That’s right! Every NSFW post you contribute to means your a hater of the most sexy man in existence. How does that make you feel, spirits?

26 Comments
2024/12/02
01:01 UTC

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Look, husband. Your brother decorated my face with ____. Think of it as a kind of makeup.

9 Comments
2024/12/02
00:49 UTC

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That man? He bullied me. He’s such a _____

21 Comments
2024/12/02
00:48 UTC

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___ are the words the mouth can not say nor heart bare

Will ouija complete the quote or make it weird? Who knows, but my money is on hornyredit,

1 Comment
2024/12/02
00:40 UTC

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Help, that man stole my ____!

14 Comments
2024/12/02
00:39 UTC

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Do not stand at my grave and _______.

25 Comments
2024/12/02
00:30 UTC

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Waluigi is not _____

9 Comments
2024/12/02
00:22 UTC

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I’ve never seen a _____ drinking Diet Coke

11 Comments
2024/12/02
00:22 UTC

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It’s December… you know what that means!

this has so many possibilities. what’s the verdict?

minscore: 5

9 Comments
2024/12/02
00:16 UTC

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Dear Ouija, where were you on December 16 2004, 1:24.23.55 PM?

Sorry it's so specific. ITS IMPORTANT INFORMATION.

6 Comments
2024/12/02
00:13 UTC

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Spirits, do you like death metal?

I’m asking this because I’ve seen quite a few ads in this sub promoting death metal bands :3

11 Comments
2024/12/02
00:07 UTC

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Liberty Mutual _____ your car insurance so you only pay for what you need.

4 Comments
2024/12/02
00:06 UTC

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____ owns my soul

14 Comments
2024/12/02
00:05 UTC

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Can we get the spirits to tell a story?

14 Comments
2024/12/01
23:58 UTC

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THE _____ AGE WILL RETURN AGAIN

143 Comments
2024/12/01
23:47 UTC

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America runs on ____

25 Comments
2024/12/01
23:47 UTC

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I have a crush on the spirits of the Ouija because of their ________.

23 Comments
2024/12/01
23:39 UTC

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I Iı II I_____

5 Comments
2024/12/01
23:29 UTC

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Why is My pee red

12 Comments
2024/12/01
23:16 UTC

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I want to change my reddit username. What should it be?

26 Comments
2024/12/01
23:14 UTC

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Ouija, my dad’s going to war.

33 Comments
2024/12/01
23:13 UTC

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I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you have late-stage _____ cancer.

48 Comments
2024/12/01
22:42 UTC

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I hate it when I can’t _____

13 Comments
2024/12/01
22:42 UTC

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