/r/AskOuija

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AskReddit, Ouija-style.

In search of answers? Ask the Reddit Ouija board!


NEW: Looking for an Italian-language Ouija? Check out /r/DimmiOuija!


For a no-spoiler version of AskOuija, visit https://ns.reddit.com/r/AskOuija! All answer flairs will be hidden.


RULES:

0) No shitposting. This includes posts that start with "if this gets X upvotes..."

1) Posts must ask a question (or be answerable in some way).

2) All comments must be a single character, with a couple exceptions:

  • If you feel that the Ouija has completed its answer, you may comment with "Goodbye" to end the thread.

  • You may add commentary as long as it's a child comment of a "goodbye" (in reply to a "goodbye", in reply to a comment that's replying to a "goodbye", etc).

3) You may not reply directly to your own letter comment (this includes replying to your own letter with a Goodbye) but you can still reply multiple times in a thread.

4) You may not help answer your own question. You can still reply to a Goodbye, but you cannot add letters or Goodbyes. You've done your job; let the spirits do theirs.

5) No bots. (With the exception of the amazing Ouija Bot.)

These rules are a work-in-progress and subject to change. Feedback is welcome.


Resources


The Ouija Bot [source]

The Ouija Bot will flair threads with the Ouija's answer. It will do this for threads that contain a "goodbye" that meets the comment score threshold. It runs every hour on the hour (roughly).

Goodbye threshold: 10 points

(This is just the default... check the Ouija Configuration Guide for information on how to customize this value for your post.)

Help! The flair on my post is missing or incorrect! What should I do?

If you think the Ouija Bot should take another look at your post, report the post (not the Goodbye) as "Missing or Incorrect Flair". (Update: Due to changes in the reporting UI, you may need to select the category "it breaks /r/AskOuija's rules" in order to select "Missing or Incorrect Flair".) Once you've reported your post, the Ouija Bot will reprocess it the next time it runs.

Remember, you need a Goodbye with at least 10 points to have your thread flaired. If you want to lower this threshold, you can add a minscore setting to your post. For more info on this, check out the Ouija configuration guide.


Friends of the Ouija:

/r/OneWordEach
/r/WholesomeOuija
/r/OuijaIsFuckingLit
/r/JesusChristOuija
/r/NoShitOuija
/r/Ouija_IRL
/r/NSFWOuija
/r/RedditDefines
/r/JustMeming


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You’re not a man of culture you’re just a ____ addict

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Man, they stole my ____. Can't have shit in Detroit.

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What is a gargoyle?

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01:30 UTC

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Donald Trump is the President of _______.

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2025/02/02
01:13 UTC

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Guys, let’s go to _____!

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2025/02/02
01:12 UTC

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Who wins in a fight Matt Rose or _____

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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01:04 UTC

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Spirits, can you construct a sentence, with periods and all?

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01:03 UTC

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Losing everything is like the sun going down on _______

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Waluigi is a _______ character.

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00:18 UTC

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Roses are red, violets are dumb, I’m really gay, now make me _______.

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00:14 UTC

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Homosexuals are _____.

Please don't be homophobic

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2025/02/02
00:03 UTC

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The Internet is for ____!

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00:03 UTC

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Should I go outside tomorrow and ride my bike?

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2025/02/02
00:01 UTC

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A new species of dinosaur has been discovered in Southern China, it has been named _________saurus!

10 Comments
2025/02/01
23:56 UTC

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Everywhere I go, I see _____.

NSFW just in case.

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2025/02/01
23:42 UTC

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I want to ____ myself

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2025/02/01
23:40 UTC

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If you all don't shut the fuck up about Elmo Musket and Trumpty Dumpty I'm going to _________

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2025/02/01
23:33 UTC

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Spirits, in 2026 how much cost egg ???

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2025/02/01
23:28 UTC

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Getting a haircut and I told the barber to _______ my sideburns please

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23:27 UTC

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Breaking: Tariffs on ___________ to begin this Monday.

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Top 3 things I hate- #3. Racists #2. Perverts #1. _________. No changing my mind.

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23:24 UTC

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r/TheLetter_

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23:23 UTC

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I hate ______ so much, DNI if you like it

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2025/02/01
23:18 UTC

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America is turning into a __________!

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23:14 UTC

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I have been eating too much _____.

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23:12 UTC

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The political posts here are ___.

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23:11 UTC

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Can I ____ you?

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2025/02/01
23:11 UTC

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I really like the song about _____

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2025/02/01
23:10 UTC

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“It’s your real name… _________…”

10 Comments
2025/02/01
23:09 UTC

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Spirits! I'm feeling peckish! What should I have as a snack?

17 Comments
2025/02/01
23:06 UTC

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