/r/AbsoluteUnits
Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.
ABSOLUTE UNITS
Be in awe at the size of these lads
Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.
RULES:
Posting
1) Post Absolute Units only.
Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.
Post absolute units, not actual units
Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units
Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.
2) Post public figures only
No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders
We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known
3) No NSFW posts
No NSFW and NSFL content
This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts
Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit
No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.
4) No Recent or Common reposts
Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub
Commenting
5) Be nice.
There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette
6) No doxing or brigading
No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.
7) Shut up about pitbulls
- No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.
8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".
This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.
Now please kindly shut up about it.
Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules
The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.
OUR FRIENDS:
HEALTH:
We are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy!
The American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) says "Even a modest reduction in weight can significantly reduce your pet’s risk of life-threatening diseases."
/r/AbsoluteUnits
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of a Kaffir limes.
My sister got them from Thailand.
06:05 UTC
of a Steven Seagal apparently in Kursk oblast
03:31 UTC
of a rocket
01:34 UTC
of a Jeep
Or you can call it a Jeeeep
It’s custom wide-body build of a Jeep Wrangler, housed in a Morocco auto museum. Few links for reference below
17:17 UTC
of a lighter
19:33 UTC
of a wheelchair
XL wheelchair at dr office (700lbs max load)
19:08 UTC
of a coat
18:37 UTC
of a squirrel I saw outside my house
17:45 UTC
of a strawberry
16:55 UTC
of a tongue
15:06 UTC
of a carrot (regular-sized banana for scale)
13:56 UTC
of an Alligator named Big George with A Jack-O-Lantern for Halloween
13:05 UTC
of My choc lab rigby, 50kg(110lbs) of pure muscle charging at the cameraman holding some chicken
Thought id post him here cuz the vet told us the average weight for a full grown healthy and fit labrador was between 34-38kgs and that his floor to shoulder height was 4 inches above the average height range. He looks big and scary but in reality he couldn’t hurt a fly if he tried. He might do it accidentally though because he is completely oblivious to his own size and still jumps on us like he did when he was a puppy.
12:54 UTC
of an olive
My mom found this massive olive this morning. Normal green one for scale
12:02 UTC
of a Chinese lantern
11:02 UTC
of a tree
10:36 UTC
of This absolute fucking UNIT of a mountain goat! 🐐
09:44 UTC
of This cocktail
09:35 UTC
of a chankla
09:19 UTC
of a zebra finch
05:03 UTC
of an andirondack chair.
04:18 UTC
of a pumpkin. My neighbours' 2,252 pounder.
Bigger than last year. Richmond, BC, Canada. (Link to local paper article in comments.) Happy Halloween 🎃🇨🇦
23:13 UTC
of a front door
19:51 UTC
of a fish older than the dinosaurs.
19:26 UTC
of these fish
19:16 UTC
of a guitar
18:41 UTC
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