/r/AbsoluteUnits
Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.
ABSOLUTE UNITS
Be in awe at the size of these lads
Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.
RULES:
Posting
1) Post Absolute Units only.
Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.
Post absolute units, not actual units
Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units
Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.
2) Post public figures only
No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders
We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known
3) No NSFW posts
No NSFW and NSFL content
This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts
Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit
No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.
4) No Recent or Common reposts
Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub
Commenting
5) Be nice.
There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette
6) No doxing or brigading
No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.
7) Shut up about pitbulls
- No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.
8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".
This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.
Now please kindly shut up about it.
Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules
The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.
OUR FRIENDS:
HEALTH:
We are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy!
The American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) says "Even a modest reduction in weight can significantly reduce your pet’s risk of life-threatening diseases."
/r/AbsoluteUnits
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of a cactus
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15:24 UTC
of a carrot overlords
03:21 UTC
of a Southern Magnolia
00:29 UTC
of a chip my son said "post on Reddit or whatever you use"
It was about 4" long
21:58 UTC
of An Iron Man
17:30 UTC
of an avocado 🥑
Normal avocado (from the same bag) and children’s tractor toy for scale
16:54 UTC
of a horse.
16:52 UTC
of a chicken egg
16:19 UTC
of an avocado
16:00 UTC
of a Golden Eagle
15:22 UTC
of a guitar player
15:05 UTC
of a ginger root
Banana for scale.
13:52 UTC
of a chocolate bar
The chocolate bar weighs 12,000 pounds and measures 3-feet high and 21-feet long. It includes 1,200 pounds of almonds, 5,500 pounds of sugar, 2,000 pounds of milk powder, 1,700 pounds of cocoa butter and 1,400 pounds of chocolate liquor.
11:27 UTC
of ear wax build up
Damn thing was bigger than the cotton tip
10:42 UTC
of a horse
05:53 UTC
of Carrot!
Melania says "once you go Orange you never go back
04:22 UTC
of a steak
03:44 UTC
of an oyster
02:11 UTC
of a sunflower (4 year old me for reference)
22:55 UTC
of a cereal thing
21:27 UTC
of a Tibetan Mastiff
17:32 UTC
of a torque tools
Didn't realize the girth before ordering.
14:14 UTC
of a Whole King Salmon for sale at the grocery store in my neighborhood.
04:57 UTC
of a queen ant
Good GAWD!
01:53 UTC
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