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/r/Stellaris' most trusted news source, according to 4 out of the 5 arthropods we nerve stapled.

Welcome to r/Xenonion


/r/Stellaris' most trusted news source, according to 4 out of the 5 arthropods we nerve stapled.

Your home for the latest in breaking news, the War on the Unbidden, pointless opinion polls, sports and space weather.


Scheduling


Fair and impartial news is broadcast continuously via a network of orbital mind control satellites.

We publish:

  • Every Monday 1800 GST / 0834 Shroud
  • Every Thursday 1800 GST / 0834 Shroud

To access content via our homepage on the NeuralNet, visit here

To access content via our Twitter page, visit @XenonionNews

To access our Facebook page, click here

To access our Discord, click here


The Team


Contribution


Looking to contribute? The more flagella the better.

If you'd like to send us your articles/images to publish, or indeed join the team, contact a mod through Reddit, Discord or email TheXenonion@gmail.com.


Rules


Fanatic xenophobes will not be tolerated. Please adjust your ethics settings accordingly.

Disobeying the will of the Reddit Hivemind will result in immediate displacement.


Other


Official Discord Server:

Related Subreddits:


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2 Comments
2024/09/14
14:20 UTC

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2 Comments
2024/08/23
16:20 UTC

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Assault Soldiers To Share Dorm With Recently Merged Xenomorph Army

4 Comments
2024/08/09
16:32 UTC

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Infinity Machine Successfully Repurposed To Run Galactic Lotto

2 Comments
2024/08/05
10:56 UTC

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0 Comments
2024/07/18
13:03 UTC

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Ageing Synth Self-Conscious About Rapidly Advancing Rust Line On Scalp

0 Comments
2024/07/06
14:12 UTC

59

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1 Comment
2024/06/23
15:38 UTC

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3 Comments
2024/06/14
16:10 UTC

89

Unbidden Launch Pride Campaign

3 Comments
2024/06/03
12:06 UTC

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3 Comments
2024/05/19
16:41 UTC

84

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1 Comment
2024/05/12
16:15 UTC

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Science Crew Asks For Backpay After Decades MIA In Subspace

2 Comments
2024/05/05
19:53 UTC

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1 Comment
2024/04/21
15:29 UTC

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2 Comments
2024/04/14
14:25 UTC

56

Ravenous Dyson Swarm Plagues Local Star

1 Comment
2024/04/07
16:49 UTC

36

UNE Over-Farming Of Bunnies May Collapse Galactic Easter Egg Trade, Report Warns

2 Comments
2024/03/31
16:06 UTC

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Area Synth Prompted To Update Self During Time-Critical Task

0 Comments
2024/03/24
17:27 UTC

86

Organic Ship Interior Keeps Making Gross Squelching Noises

2 Comments
2024/03/17
14:15 UTC

84

Felid Crew Accidentally Incapacitates Self After Firing XL Gamma Laser

4 Comments
2024/03/03
15:49 UTC

85

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0 Comments
2024/02/25
14:34 UTC

86

Primitive Species Consults Situation Log

0 Comments
2024/02/16
15:54 UTC

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Contingency, Unbidden & Prethoryn Team Up To Fight Upstart Crisis Empire

2 Comments
2024/02/11
16:18 UTC

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Stream now: Tachyon Dance - the galaxy's best electronic music, live from Chor's Compass

1 Comment
2024/02/04
14:49 UTC

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