/r/Xenonion

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/r/Stellaris' most trusted news source, according to 4 out of the 5 arthropods we nerve stapled.

Welcome to r/Xenonion


/r/Stellaris' most trusted news source, according to 4 out of the 5 arthropods we nerve stapled.

Your home for the latest in breaking news, the War on the Unbidden, pointless opinion polls, sports and space weather.


Scheduling


Fair and impartial news is broadcast continuously via a network of orbital mind control satellites.

We publish:

  • Every Monday 1800 GST / 0834 Shroud
  • Every Thursday 1800 GST / 0834 Shroud

To access content via our homepage on the NeuralNet, visit here

To access content via our Twitter page, visit @XenonionNews

To access our Facebook page, click here

To access our Discord, click here


The Team


Contribution


Looking to contribute? The more flagella the better.

If you'd like to send us your articles/images to publish, or indeed join the team, contact a mod through Reddit, Discord or email TheXenonion@gmail.com.


Rules


Fanatic xenophobes will not be tolerated. Please adjust your ethics settings accordingly.

Disobeying the will of the Reddit Hivemind will result in immediate displacement.


Other


Official Discord Server:

Related Subreddits:


/r/Xenonion

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7 Comments
2024/11/24
15:58 UTC

572

Xenonion Buys Authoritarian, Conspiracy-Minded Website

16 Comments
2024/11/14
21:17 UTC

53

Renowned Think Tank Leaking

2 Comments
2024/10/26
15:55 UTC

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6 Comments
2024/09/27
14:49 UTC

62

Report Warns New Paperoid Species Could Pose Grave Threat To Lithoids

5 Comments
2024/09/20
13:53 UTC

55

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4 Comments
2024/09/14
14:20 UTC

60

Comfort The Fallen Marks 100th Year In Senate Legislative Queue

2 Comments
2024/08/23
16:20 UTC

66

Assault Soldiers To Share Dorm With Recently Merged Xenomorph Army

4 Comments
2024/08/09
16:32 UTC

49

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2 Comments
2024/08/05
10:56 UTC

50

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0 Comments
2024/07/18
13:03 UTC

53

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0 Comments
2024/07/06
14:12 UTC

60

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1 Comment
2024/06/23
15:38 UTC

105

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3 Comments
2024/06/14
16:10 UTC

100

Unbidden Launch Pride Campaign

3 Comments
2024/06/03
12:06 UTC

103

Virtual Pop Colony Ship Not Recognized By Planet

3 Comments
2024/05/19
16:41 UTC

89

Cosmogenesist Accidentally Attends Cosmetology Conference

1 Comment
2024/05/12
16:15 UTC

96

Science Crew Asks For Backpay After Decades MIA In Subspace

2 Comments
2024/05/05
19:53 UTC

107

Nature: So Cute! Dimensional Horror Builds Adorable Giant Nest In Ringworld Ruins

1 Comment
2024/04/21
15:29 UTC

54

Rick The Cube Tops PlayBlorg's Hot 100 List

2 Comments
2024/04/14
14:25 UTC

58

Ravenous Dyson Swarm Plagues Local Star

1 Comment
2024/04/07
16:49 UTC

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