/r/WindowsMasterRace

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All hail the glory of Windows. The most used and widely known Operating system in the world. Join us in our mission to spread the awesome power of Windows. To discuss its awesome features. To announce bugs and resolutions. To debunk ridiculous rumors about Windows products. We are proud Windows users and we will show the world the power of Windows! All glory to Windows!

ALL HAIL THE GLORY OF WINDOZE™

This is the WINDOWSMASTERRACE. We take nothing from nobody. WE ARE AT WAR.

This is a war of attrition. If we fight harder we can win and show the world the glory of the Windowsmasterrace. Unfortunately, we stand alone against are many enemies. If you join our cause and subscribe you are commiting to something larger than yourself. You must live the Windowsmasterrace life style and fighting against our sworn enemies.

Number one on the wanted list is /r/linuxmasterrace. Those filthy swashbuckling dirt bags declared war on us first and we must protect our sovereignty.

Next is their sister subteddit /r/linuxcirclejerk which is a group of ungodful heathens misguided by their morbidly obese leader, Tool-vards.

He is not the supreme Lord. NO.

Lord BillGates and Baron Ballmer are the one true rulers. Our last enemy is intone who claims to be the master race. To them we say EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.

NOW GO ONWARD FOR VICTORY FOR WE ARE WINDOWSMASTERRACE.

/r/WindowsMasterRace

779 Subscribers

2

Just saw Steve Ballmer in real life

Oh man what a legend, I was right there 1 meter away from him!!

He's the one we have to be grateful for to have such an awesome OS, he was able to push back on those ugly hippies and their Cancer OS called Linux.

0 Comments
2024/11/23
02:07 UTC

8

Superior OS for superior users

1 Comment
2024/10/17
18:18 UTC

13

Windows supremacy /s

0 Comments
2024/10/01
23:51 UTC

0

Why just mocking Linux? Where's the musky Mac?

0 Comments
2023/07/18
22:19 UTC

1

Ewww

0 Comments
2022/12/24
18:13 UTC

22

Top 10 reasons why Windows is better than Loonix

  1. Windows has ads

  2. Windows has a shitty built-in antivirus

  3. Windows has a higher risk of getting infected by malware

  4. Windows has Paint 3D (best image editor)

  5. You have to search the web to install programs

  6. You can't do various things without paying or possibly breaking the law in Windows

  7. All your data is sent to the US government

  8. Microsoft(cock) has all of your data

  9. Because I said so

  10. Windows crashes very often

3 Comments
2022/09/15
16:36 UTC

16

The Windows Virus

1 Comment
2022/09/13
16:49 UTC

27

Win$hit

0 Comments
2022/06/16
22:36 UTC

42

linux bad

wow linux sucks, it literally hasnt crashed on me once while windows crashes on me at least once every month. shit os that dosnt even crash. poop

5 Comments
2021/12/08
17:32 UTC

34

Windows 11 two days in

4 Comments
2021/11/18
08:47 UTC

21

Top 10 reasons why Microsoft Windows is better than GNU's not Unix/Linux

  1. Windows has Paint(3d) which is objectively the best drawing tool, Linux doesn't

  2. You don't have to look like you're hacking NASA when installing a web browser

4 Comments
2021/10/22
10:43 UTC

42

I'd like to interject for a moment...

...What you're refering to as windows, is in fact, NSA/windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, NSA plus Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning NSA system made useful by the NSA corelibs, spyware and data collection system components comprising a full surveillance system.

Many computer users run a modified version of the NSA system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of the NSA data collection system which is widely used today is often called Windows, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the NSA system, developed by the NSA.

There really is a Windows, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Windows is the piece of trash: the program in the system that steals the system resources from the other programs that you run. This piece of crap is an essential part of an NSA system, but useless in practice; it can only function in the context of a complete NSA system. Windows is normally used in combination with the NSA surveilance system: the whole system is basically NSA with Windows added, or NSA/Windows. All the so-called Windows systems are really distributions of NSA/Windows!

7 Comments
2021/10/07
08:29 UTC

30

Back to Linux it is

6 Comments
2021/10/06
09:43 UTC

0 Comments
2021/07/30
22:43 UTC

24

I love the fact that this Sub is like a meta-linux-circlejerk.

Nothing else, just wanted to state that.

8 Comments
2021/07/27
13:57 UTC

39

Invasion!

10 Comments
2021/07/26
20:16 UTC

8

Look like shitdows 11 is out

2 Comments
2021/06/18
06:53 UTC

13

Is this sub dead.

1 Comment
2021/05/30
16:09 UTC

52

Linux isn’t a 3rd party OS.

Linux is used by over 90% of the web servers in this world, a modified version is used for android, and even Microsoft uses it for their cloud services. The only difference between the world class software that runs servers, and a Linux desktop, is that the Linux desktop has an intuitive gui. All for free, without Microsoft watching your every move.

8 Comments
2021/05/30
07:04 UTC

15

Luck finux!!1!!

Have fun wiz ur 3rd party os loooozers! All hail Windoze!

18 Comments
2021/05/27
17:45 UTC

8

Windows

Is it good?

5 Comments
2021/05/22
14:54 UTC

45

Top 10 reasons why winfart is better than linsuc

Number 1 (one): i forgor

3 Comments
2021/04/06
18:54 UTC

12

Linux sucks loooooooooooool

Amirite guys?

5 Comments
2020/12/27
22:55 UTC

13

How

How

How do I open PDF

4 Comments
2020/12/07
02:51 UTC

41

Just here to dab on you windows loosers

have fun with your spyware OS dab

63 Comments
2020/12/04
19:03 UTC

1

PHP......as a unified cross-platform utility scripting language

0 Comments
2020/07/14
03:46 UTC

43

Mac supports windows

0 Comments
2020/07/12
06:20 UTC

0

If you make music dont buy this. Buy a mac. Nuff said. Want me to continue? microsoft PCs have latency issues and aren’t compatable with most software and hardware used for music production.

15 Comments
2020/05/11
03:10 UTC

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