/r/WindowsMasterRace
All hail the glory of Windows. The most used and widely known Operating system in the world. Join us in our mission to spread the awesome power of Windows. To discuss its awesome features. To announce bugs and resolutions. To debunk ridiculous rumors about Windows products. We are proud Windows users and we will show the world the power of Windows! All glory to Windows!
This is the WINDOWSMASTERRACE. We take nothing from nobody. WE ARE AT WAR.
This is a war of attrition. If we fight harder we can win and show the world the glory of the Windowsmasterrace. Unfortunately, we stand alone against are many enemies. If you join our cause and subscribe you are commiting to something larger than yourself. You must live the Windowsmasterrace life style and fighting against our sworn enemies.
Number one on the wanted list is /r/linuxmasterrace. Those filthy swashbuckling dirt bags declared war on us first and we must protect our sovereignty.
Next is their sister subteddit /r/linuxcirclejerk which is a group of ungodful heathens misguided by their morbidly obese leader, Tool-vards.
He is not the supreme Lord. NO.
Lord BillGates and Baron Ballmer are the one true rulers. Our last enemy is intone who claims to be the master race. To them we say EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE.
/r/WindowsMasterRace
Oh man what a legend, I was right there 1 meter away from him!!
He's the one we have to be grateful for to have such an awesome OS, he was able to push back on those ugly hippies and their Cancer OS called Linux.
Windows has ads
Windows has a shitty built-in antivirus
Windows has a higher risk of getting infected by malware
Windows has Paint 3D (best image editor)
You have to search the web to install programs
You can't do various things without paying or possibly breaking the law in Windows
All your data is sent to the US government
Microsoft(cock) has all of your data
Because I said so
Windows crashes very often
wow linux sucks, it literally hasnt crashed on me once while windows crashes on me at least once every month. shit os that dosnt even crash. poop
Windows has Paint(3d) which is objectively the best drawing tool, Linux doesn't
You don't have to look like you're hacking NASA when installing a web browser
...What you're refering to as windows, is in fact, NSA/windows, or as I've recently taken to calling it, NSA plus Windows. Windows is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning NSA system made useful by the NSA corelibs, spyware and data collection system components comprising a full surveillance system.
Many computer users run a modified version of the NSA system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of the NSA data collection system which is widely used today is often called Windows, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the NSA system, developed by the NSA.
There really is a Windows, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. Windows is the piece of trash: the program in the system that steals the system resources from the other programs that you run. This piece of crap is an essential part of an NSA system, but useless in practice; it can only function in the context of a complete NSA system. Windows is normally used in combination with the NSA surveilance system: the whole system is basically NSA with Windows added, or NSA/Windows. All the so-called Windows systems are really distributions of NSA/Windows!
Nothing else, just wanted to state that.
Linux is used by over 90% of the web servers in this world, a modified version is used for android, and even Microsoft uses it for their cloud services. The only difference between the world class software that runs servers, and a Linux desktop, is that the Linux desktop has an intuitive gui. All for free, without Microsoft watching your every move.
Have fun wiz ur 3rd party os loooozers! All hail Windoze!
Is it good?
Number 1 (one): i forgor
Amirite guys?
How
How do I open PDF
have fun with your spyware OS dab