/r/LinuxCirclejerk
/r/LinuxCirclejerk CoC (Code of Conduct)
1st RULE: You do not talk about ARCH CLUB.
2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about ARCH CLUB.
3rd RULE: Someone yells "Linux From Scratch", goes limp, taps out, the install is over.
4th RULE: Only two guys to an install.
5th RULE: One install at a time.
6th RULE: No man pages, no eentarwebz.
7th RULE: Installs will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first time at ARCH CLUB, you HAVE to install Arch.
/r/LinuxCirclejerk
So what's our main mission? Shit on r/linuxsuck101? Shit on windows users Or shit on computer illiterates?
reasons why linux sucks according to windows users:
-people who use it are ugly
-buyers remorse for getting charged for 1s and 0s
-people who use it are annoying (true! so are you!)
-typing is harrrrrrrd (no it isnt)
reasons why linux users enjoy using linux
-free and open source
-customizable
-no forced updates/powered by copilot spyware
-funny penguin :)
am i insane like when did windows fanboys become the most insufferable cunts imaginable literally all of the “jokes” or “memes” on r/linuxsucks101 boil down to linux users are ugly.
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Linux didn't invent the laws of nature. They existed before them. They will exist long after them. They just use them.
-Thucydides 400BC
I recently installed Ubuntu and was shocked to find out that there are other users using my computer. I understand the operating system is free and open source but gives you no right to give other people access to my computer and private files. It's no wonder this machine is running so slowly. How do I make Ubuntu private and only me allowed to use my computer.
Proof in /etc//passwd
root:x:0:0::/root:/usr/bin/bash
bin:x:1:1::/:/usr/bin/nologin
daemon:x:2:2::/:/usr/bin/nologin
mail:x:8:12::/var/spool/mail:/usr/bin/nologin
ftp:x:14:11::/srv/ftp:/usr/bin/nologin
http:x:33:33::/srv/http:/usr/bin/nologin
nobody:x:65534:65534:Kernel Overflow User:/:/usr/bin/nologin
dbus:x:81:81:System Message Bus:/:/usr/bin/nologin
systemd-coredump:x:980:980:systemd Core Dumper:/:/usr/bin/nologin
systemd-network:x:979:979:systemd Network Management:/:/usr/bin/nologin
systemd-oom:x:978:978:systemd Userspace OOM Killer:/:/usr/bin/nologin
systemd-journal-remote:x:977:977:systemd Journal Remote:/:/usr/bin/nologin
systemd-resolve:x:976:976:systemd Resolver:/:/usr/bin/nologin
systemd-timesync:x:975:975:systemd Time Synchronization:/:/usr/bin/nologin
tss:x:974:974:tss user for tpm2:/:/usr/bin/nologin
uuidd:x:68:68:uuid daemon:/:/usr/bin/nologin
alpm:x:973:973:Arch Linux Package Management:/:/usr/bin/nologin
polkitd:x:102:102:User for polkitd:/:/usr/bin/nologin
avahi:x:972:972:Avahi mDNS/DNS-SD daemon:/:/usr/bin/nologin
elainep:x:1000:1000::/home/elainep:/usr/bin/bash
flatpak:x:971:971:Flatpak system helper:/:/usr/bin/nologin
rtkit:x:133:133:RealtimeKit:/proc:/usr/bin/nologin
sddm:x:969:969:SDDM Greeter Account:/var/lib/sddm:/usr/bin/nologin
git:x:968:968:git daemon user:/:/usr/bin/git-shell
libvirt-qemu:x:965:965:Libvirt QEMU user:/:/usr/bin/nologin
dnsmasq:x:964:964:dnsmasq daemon:/:/usr/bin/nologin
qemu:x:963:963:QEMU user:/:/usr/bin/nologin
Who is this Daemon person and why is he using my computer. I am outraged that Canonical would allow someone else to use my computer without my permission!!!
Boot up liveUSB, connect to the internet, partition disk, download and extract tarball, chroot into the extracted system, emerge world, set locales, smack your dad and bob’s your uncle