/r/TwoSentenceComedy
Write a funny story in two sentences (or less!)
MAKE IT FUNNY!
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Based off of r/twosentencehorror
1) Bullying is NOT allowed.
2) NSFW posts MUST be tagged.
3) Slurs are NOT permitted.
4) All posts must be two sentences or less.
5) Be original.
/r/TwoSentenceComedy
Agatha pennywinkle ate him
Lovecraft walks into the room and he wants to introduce his also rotting feline friend.
That was the day little Timmy became Timmy
"Ugh, smells like shit" I say jokingly, but to my horror, the game show host announced I was correct
I'm sorry sir, but this is a Wednesday.
I swiftly replied saying was the girl I met at the cafe we have just recently engaged now.
Until they went to use the bathroom, and I realized I’d forgotten to flush.
Than the skibidi noises started playing
When I saw the wrong dates underneath, however, I realized I was at the wrong cemetery.
No-one’s taking it harder than my wife.
As a Sakta, I relate
He’s now had two weeks of married bliss, and the tadpoles are doing nicely.
She still persisted after I shoved the Wikipedia page in her face and said, “It says here that peanuts aren’t nuts; they are legumes.”
It only took two jerks to get myself off, but I forgot to move my bed away from the wall.
I guess you could say I have too much on my plate.
My worried neighbors said it was a CATastrophe
Things are looking up.
Abundance of time
She has a girlfriend instead.
"Although it sounds like Welsh, the man was actually speaking Gibberish, meaning he was from Gibber: the one place on this planet where that particular strain of dendrocnide moroides grows."
Noah replied "You think I'm some architect?"
Now i need a new car
“I don’t believe in politics.”
… but first, a word from our generous sponsors at Guns n’ Donuts, or you can upgrade now to Premium 9-1-1.”
but, where's the old York city?
‘Boss, it’s bad luck, how many victims do you know whose Christian name is John Doe?’
"Aaahhh!!!" I screamed.
Blowing out the candles of my birthday cake, I am now officially a 50-year-old virgin.
my AI voice program told me
dude wasn't even a Christian