Cheshire’s body remained perfectly still as its massive head rotated counter clockwise ever so slowly. Several seconds passed, her neck twisting further still until a pair of eyes the size and luminance of a full moon stared into mine.

With a somber look, one of the soldiers replied, "We are all that survived the journey."

WHY THE FUCK ARE THE ADVERTISEMENTS STILL PLAYING

Despite her desire to smash the frame and rip the photo apart with her teeth, Anna holds the 6 x 4 glass square between two fingers as if it’s a rare, fragile gem. A mother, a son, and a father smile back at her, arms wrap around each other, eyes twinkling with love.

"If you have, or were born with, XY chromosomes, you need to get vaccinated immediately because this virus is lethal to you."

The candy was nice, but the seniors seemed genuinely delighted to have so many trick-or-treaters stopping by.

So, for a follow-up question, I asked him how much experience he had being pregnant.

All it did was expose how poorly our side was doing.

My body count would have been a lot higher, but I had to keep pausing the game to hand out candy to the steady stream of trick-or-treaters.

Holding him close despite his newfound aggression, we went over the edge together.

What really worried us, however, was the visible bite marks taken out of each organ.

It took me a long time to discover this ability because the power becomes negated once consent is given.

"If anyone survives, I'll let them decide," shrugged the mad scientist before unleashing his creation upon the unsuspecting town.

You are when there was a chance you might not even have been, and that's enough for me to love you.

If you don't like it, then please, for the love of all things holy, come up with something better before this stupid idea catches on.

The judge ruled that he could spend as much time with his family as the woman he killed could spend with hers.

Until a drunk driver ran into her one morning on her daily run.

My tap on the glass of the sky dome was met with the comforting appearance of the mechanical beasts that tend to the clockwork holding up our sun and moon.

She was especially concerned that her son, Manny, would have difficulty making new friends.

The truth didn’t come to light until a little boy found out the author wrote the stories first, and met with the people after…

‘What are you, a couple of knuckleheads?’ his father asked after overhearing us, and we sat quietly instead of explaining ourselves to the man who rarely gave consideration to matters that stretched past the border of his immediate world.

Now that you have died I have to watch then both alone.

I only asked you to quit hurting me mom.

I poured a portion over their grave before downing the rest.

"I did," I replied, staring suspiciously at my eye-patched friend and his two-eyed cat.

"I doubt it, I don't love you now"

We couldn't stop, however, lest the ceaseless waves of lycanthropes break through.

"This is the best time of your life, it only goes downhill from here"

"...but the algorithm says it won't meet our optics threshold so we're going with the article the AI wrote.

That belief was shattered, like my skull.