Turns out, little monkey fella.

But alas, my recommendation to automatically replace "your" and "you're" with "yer" was rejected. yet again.

But then you changed your password.

Seeing everyone's faces light up brighter than the decorations made it all worthwhile in the end.

Time went on and nobody arrived and then I realised as my sister looked at me that my mother had been in the room all the time.

If you need to come to my area to do your job, there won't be any issues - you can trust that I would always remain professional.

With heaving breath and flushed cheeks, my eyes tracked from the weapons console in front of me to the residential starstation in the Target Lock; my home.

You had a thing for me for damn near a decade, and now you feel nothing except soooo baddd for breaking my heart. 😭

Leafing through some old photo albums, I finally recognized the face of my father who vanished from my life when I was my child's age.

Everything turned into a lie.

His response was, "But at least I'll die fat and happy."

Ever since I came out, I have experienced nothing but depression and anxiety.

To counter the growing panic, I tried to make light of the situation by saying, "At least the exterminator doesn't need to tear open the wall to find the nest anymore."

Cheshire’s body remained perfectly still as its massive head rotated counter clockwise ever so slowly. Several seconds passed, her neck twisting further still until a pair of eyes the size and luminance of a full moon stared into mine.

With a somber look, one of the soldiers replied, "We are all that survived the journey."

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Despite her desire to smash the frame and rip the photo apart with her teeth, Anna holds the 6 x 4 glass square between two fingers as if it’s a rare, fragile gem. A mother, a son, and a father smile back at her, arms wrap around each other, eyes twinkling with love.

"If you have, or were born with, XY chromosomes, you need to get vaccinated immediately because this virus is lethal to you."

The candy was nice, but the seniors seemed genuinely delighted to have so many trick-or-treaters stopping by.

So, for a follow-up question, I asked him how much experience he had being pregnant.

All it did was expose how poorly our side was doing.

My body count would have been a lot higher, but I had to keep pausing the game to hand out candy to the steady stream of trick-or-treaters.

Holding him close despite his newfound aggression, we went over the edge together.

What really worried us, however, was the visible bite marks taken out of each organ.

It took me a long time to discover this ability because the power becomes negated once consent is given.

"If anyone survives, I'll let them decide," shrugged the mad scientist before unleashing his creation upon the unsuspecting town.

You are when there was a chance you might not even have been, and that's enough for me to love you.

If you don't like it, then please, for the love of all things holy, come up with something better before this stupid idea catches on.

The judge ruled that he could spend as much time with his family as the woman he killed could spend with hers.

Until a drunk driver ran into her one morning on her daily run.