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Turning Point USA is Charlie Kirk's Conservative propaganda organization, theoretically aimed at college students, but actually aimed at senile boomers. It is funded primarily by infamous fossil fuel billionaire Charles Koch, and formerly by David Koch before he died and went to hell. More info

PragerU is Dennis Prager's Right-Wing propaganda organization aimed at young children and known for buying youtube ads. It is funded primarily by Dan and Farris Wilks, two fundamentalist christian fossil fuel billionaires. More info

Ben Shapiro is a far-right propagandist known for posing as an intellectual, owning the Daily Wire, and inspiring mosque shooters. He is funded by the Wilks brothers, Koch brothers, The DeVos family, the Mercer family, and too many other wealthy far-right families to list. More info


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"The most oppressed minority in America today isn't African-Americans, Hispanics, or Muslims... it's Gamers."

--Candace Owens, Communications Director, Turd Police USA


"A while back I was in a car accident and my dick and balls switched places. My dick is on bottom and my balls are on top."

--Charlie Kirk, Founder, Testicle Piss USA


"Modern society should value, above all else, my favorite fetishes, urine and feces, yes, urine and feces!"

--Dennis Prager, Founder, PragerUrine


"Dear Liberals, you talk about the Failures of Socialism, but where is the success of Capitalism in places like Africa, Asia and Latin America? Curious."

--Fidel Castro, General Secratary, Turning Point Cuba


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Steven Crowder has failed at something else

17 Comments
2024/11/01
04:19 UTC

110

I can't wait to see this happen.

2 Comments
2024/11/01
02:31 UTC

452

Matt Walsh: “If Trump is elected, he should have Jimmy Kimmel arrested”

53 Comments
2024/11/01
01:12 UTC

328

It’s a good thing they can’t understand what we’re saying.

9 Comments
2024/10/31
23:57 UTC

2,179

THIS IS TOO HARD.

11 Comments
2024/10/31
21:42 UTC

1,165

Chuckles doesn’t even know when someone is making fun of him

Well know satirists Bret Trehune makes fun of Trump’s garbage truck stunt, Chuckles thinks it’s real

70 Comments
2024/10/31
17:20 UTC

1,821

Charlie Kirk is upset that Republican women may “undermine their husbands” and secretly vote for Harris while telling their husbands they voted for Trump, even though the husband “works his tail off to make sure that she can have a nice life.”

189 Comments
2024/10/31
12:46 UTC

1,222

We're all childless cat ladies today

85 Comments
2024/10/31
12:40 UTC

499

[FAKE] Elon Musk appears again on The Simpsons to bring back Comedy & Free Speech.

21 Comments
2024/10/31
11:50 UTC

2,488

lol the right is so fucking cringe

161 Comments
2024/10/31
03:36 UTC

699

Matt Walsh: “Trump actually has not said anything really all that controversial, or outlandish, or edgy this time around”

72 Comments
2024/10/30
19:50 UTC

557

Ok, this shockingly dumb fuck take dragged me back out of retirement

41 Comments
2024/10/30
18:24 UTC

5,896

The fact that they don't think Tony Hinchcliffe insulted Americans tells you everything you need to know

102 Comments
2024/10/30
12:41 UTC

1,299

PragerU delivers a dire warning to children about the dangerous ideologues posing as educators in our schools

48 Comments
2024/10/30
02:48 UTC

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Ben Shapiro on Trump’s appeal and why people should vote for him: “Trump will do a better job of making your life better. And as proof of that, I present the period 2016 to 2019 and then the period 2021 to 2024. Are you better off than you were five years ago at this point?”

251 Comments
2024/10/30
01:59 UTC

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Gov. Tim Walz Plays Crazy Taxi with AOC

27 Comments
2024/10/29
23:46 UTC

52 Comments
2024/10/29
20:40 UTC

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Turning Point USA COO Tyler Bowyer defrauded voters by pretending to be an Arizona elector as part of Trump's insurrection scheme in 2020. Why is nobody asking Charlie Kirk about it?

4 Comments
2024/10/29
15:47 UTC

690

Tim Pool bought $500 Trump branded shoes, and is getting them signed by all his skate buddies for extra coolness.

139 Comments
2024/10/29
15:36 UTC

136

Matt Walsh Exposes!!! What his bare ass?

Brother. You made an entire movie about race and racial divide, which you definitely don't have a problem as long as white people don't lose a crum of power.

7 Comments
2024/10/29
03:23 UTC

2,162

*Hundreds* Matt Walsh is a confirmed Brony

56 Comments
2024/10/29
01:11 UTC

1,169

Chaya doesn’t like that Bad Bunny endorsed Kamala

135 Comments
2024/10/29
00:42 UTC

3,691

This is way more relatable than being able to shut down a McDonald’s for a few hours so Trump can play fry cook

185 Comments
2024/10/28
18:19 UTC

1,184

JFC the cringe

154 Comments
2024/10/28
15:04 UTC

438

Ok... Just one more

27 Comments
2024/10/28
14:25 UTC

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CPO Certified Clinical Psychologist Jordan Peterson has conducted a psychological analysis of Donald Trump and concluded he is the most perfect human to have ever lived. With one exception - he cares so much about the common man that he has to mask the pain such caring produces.

105 Comments
2024/10/28
13:02 UTC

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