/r/ToiletPaperUSA
Official Subreddit of TPUSA.
All posts in this subreddit should be considered ironic/parodic/satirical unless they are flaired as *REAL* and have a relevant, trustworthy source in the comments (which should be your standard for all internet content anyway).
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For Good!Turning Point USA is Charlie Kirk's Conservative propaganda organization, theoretically aimed at college students, but actually aimed at senile boomers. It is funded primarily by infamous fossil fuel billionaire Charles Koch, and formerly by David Koch before he died and went to hell. More info
PragerU is Dennis Prager's Right-Wing propaganda organization aimed at young children and known for buying youtube ads. It is funded primarily by Dan and Farris Wilks, two fundamentalist christian fossil fuel billionaires. More info
Ben Shapiro is a far-right propagandist known for posing as an intellectual, owning the Daily Wire, and inspiring mosque shooters. He is funded by the Wilks brothers, Koch brothers, The DeVos family, the Mercer family, and too many other wealthy far-right families to list. More info
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"Liberals hate walls... while living in houses made of walls."
--Ben Shapiro, Official Intellectual, Toilet Paper USA
"The most oppressed minority in America today isn't African-Americans, Hispanics, or Muslims... it's Gamers."
--Candace Owens, Communications Director, Turd Police USA
"A while back I was in a car accident and my dick and balls switched places. My dick is on bottom and my balls are on top."
--Charlie Kirk, Founder, Testicle Piss USA
"Modern society should value, above all else, my favorite fetishes, urine and feces, yes, urine and feces!"
--Dennis Prager, Founder, PragerUrine
"Dear Liberals, you talk about the Failures of Socialism, but where is the success of Capitalism in places like Africa, Asia and Latin America? Curious."
--Fidel Castro, General Secratary, Turning Point Cuba
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Charlie Kirk with shrunken face
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TPUSA Normal Font: Oswald Semi-Bold
TPUSA Names Font: Trajan Pro or Cinzel
TPUSA Blue: #002046, TPUSA Red: #c31a41
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Rules:
1. Be Nice To One Another
While relentless mockery and ridicule of certain conservative pseudo-intellectuals is most certainly allowed, make sure you be civil to one another. This means racial, homophobic, and transphobic slurs, harassment, threatening behavior, doxxing, and general assholishness.
2. Low Quality Posts
While this is a shitpost subreddit, we pride ourselves on theoretically have a certain amount of decorum. Pictures of a glow-eyed Ben Shapiro with the title "When someone says 'feelings'", are not to be tolerated, and will be removed.
3. Staying On Topic/Spam
This subreddit is dedicated to the mockery of Turning Point USA and conservative pseudointellectualism. We are not a subreddit about toilet paper. Posts and comments of this or any such off topic nonsense will be removed.
4. Moderator Discretion
The moderators retain the ability to remove posts and/or ban users if they feel it will improve the overall quality of the subreddit. Looking at you, T_D.
5. Calls To Action
This subreddit is not intended for the organization of widespread leftist action. While Toilet Paper USA does support such movements, the organization of general strikes and mass protests should be taken to other subreddits, such as r/LateStageCapitalism, r/Socialism, or r/COMPLETEANARCHY.
6. Don't be a Fascist
If you walk into a public place and take a big shit on the floor, you're going to get escorted out. For the same reason, we aren't obligated to entertain bad faith right-wing arguments.
7. Trolling/Brigading
DO NOT engage with brigaders or reactionary trolls. Leave that stuff to the mods, we don't want any flame wars. Instead, just report any troll posts to the mod-team and we'll handle it.
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To avoid confusion, please link the original tweet/meme/video/etc if flaired as REAL. The only exception to this rule are photographs that you yourself have taken.
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Iāve seen this stated so many times from Candace that black Americans were outpacing white Americans in the 1950s during Jim Crow. Iām not no expert in this field so does anyone know whatā she is referring to? I looked everywhere and canāt find anything that indicates this is true especially during Jim Crow. I have a feeling sheās hiding some truth from whatever she is getting this information from.
Now doesn't that just put a smile on your face?
To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA āmemesā are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!
Donāt have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki ā including:
If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!
TL;DR ā Rules change to push for a return to more parody/satire/shitposts. Fake screenshots now no longer need their titles prefixed with [FAKE] (they do still need to be flaired with FAKE NEWS). Real screenshots and posts now must have titles beginning with [REAL] and a direct source in reply to the pinned comment (or in the caption). Rationale and expected rebuttal responses below.
As mods, we have been trying to make changes to return the subreddit to its shitposty, satirical, and parodic roots and while weāve seen some progress, most of the new posts we get are still for ārealā content. Weāve also seen an increase in confusion from new users who donāt realize that parody tweets are the core of the sub. To try and address those issues, weāve decided to flip the labelling requirements for real and āfakeā posts, so that satire and parody will once again be treated as the default on our subreddit.
The main impacts of this change:
Real posts and news articles will continue to be more strictly moderated for relevancy, self-promotion, and recency.
For those whose fingies are itching to cry out ābut how can we know whatās fake! youāre going to trick people! theyāll use this to misrepresent/discredit us/our movement!ā ā I would like you to first consider the following:
Everything you see on the internet should be considered false until proven otherwise ā if you are just baselessly believing every random screenshot you see, thatās something you need to take responsibility for. If someone takes at least a second to consider whether or not a satirical/parodic screenshot on our sub is a reliable source, here is the discrediting information they will find:
If someone finds any of those things ā or chooses not to look for them ā and still considers the screenshot to be a credible quote, thereās no amount of handholding we could reasonably do to change that. Just make sure that you and yours are intentionally taking a skeptical approach to the internet and engage in improving media/online literacy in your communities. This shitpost subreddit is not the right place to fix that kind of issue.
All of the dipshits we talk about here already lie about and misrepresent us all the time. They are not burdened by good morals. They lie, cheat, steal whenever the hell they want. What we are actually doing or not does not matter to them ā if you think it does, you need to be paying a hell of a lot more attention. Do you think there are elementary schoolers using litter boxes between classes? Do you believe queer people are all groomers? Do you think leftism is immoral? Like, come the fuck on now.
Now that we agree theyāll lie no matter what, you might be saying āwell we shouldnāt give them more reasons to! we shouldnāt give them evidence to use!ā ā and I honestly donāt know what else to say. Speaking only for myself (not the mod team), I just donāt fucking care. I live my life for myself. I want to have fun. I donāt cater my beliefs or behaviours to the whims of immoral, bigoted assholes. If you want to make all of your choices around which one most effectively fights fascists, I wish you so much luck because that sounds insufferable and exhausting.
They will lie about us and we will continue fighting them, but we donāt have to follow their rules. They dishonestly misrepresent us all the time ā if theyāre going to fault us for honestly and transparently parodying and satirizing them, thatās hypocritical and childish. And we have way bigger fish to fry. Let us keep our catharsis without willingly giving them power over that part of our lives too.
This has always been a shitpost/satire/parody subreddit first and foremost (or at least as long as any of the currently active mods can remember ā 6+ years). The recent domination of ārealā content is new and started happening as a result of āthereās no parody we can make better than them themselvesā sentiments. We understand both that and the desire to want to know what these shitheads are saying ā those of you are not wrong for feeling that at all.
Speaking for myself only and not the mod team, itās exhausting to see so much real stuff here. Weāre a leftist sub, and as such, we prioritize the safety and comfort of the most marginalized members of our community. We know that so many of us have fewer and fewer places on- and offline where we can feel safe and comfortable. I joined this subreddit because it was funny and I find it very cathartic to make fun of these dickheads. Real posts (and many āouch could be realā satire posts) donāt give me any catharsis, they just suck. I donāt need those kinds of explicit reminders of my marginalization and persecution, you know?
This is a meme and shitpost subreddit. It is a (non-authoritarian) leftist political subreddit, yes, but it is not a subreddit for news, organizing, activism/action, propaganda, or education. This is a subreddit intended for fun and as mods, we believe itās our responsibility to keep it as fun (and safe) as possible.
So, all that said, hereās to more dog cum and fast food shenanigans once again! š¤
PS ā Ana Kasparian is now a member of the Toiletverse, Iāve just been very slow on making a little highlight reel of her dipshittery for her official welcome.
This video snippet talks about that. It was supposed to be a roast but this detail stood out. She is reportedly a millionaire also (not sure about this one)
Hi all, I've been struggling to find this stat cited by Charlie in this video:
At 2:10
Any help would be appreciated.
To take the sub back to its roots, weekends are reserved for memes/shitposts. This goes from Saturday 12:00am to Sunday 11:59pm (Eastern Standard/Daylight Time). Unedited TPUSA āmemesā are not allowed during this time, only edits in the TPUSA format. Memes are also encouraged on every other day!
Donāt have a meme ready? Take a look at the TPUSA meme templates in the wiki ā including:
If you have ideas (or images) for other templates, please share via modmail!
Even Linda's a predator