I was watching an Avengers film (I never do this while awake) and it had the Looney Tunes intro only instead of Bugs and Daffy in the roundel thing it was Captain America and Snoop Dogg. The last two Avengers. The film was called 'S.B. Sylvester Saves the Day' and it featured the two of them training the Sons of Van Halen to join the Avengers. The plot wasn't great so I stopped watching.

Ok, so, I was in a huge auditorium packed with people, like we were all there for some massive event. I think it was some kind of D&D roleplay thing? Me and another person were supposed to be participants, but we had a whole section of the audience working with us. We were way up the back, so people were having to turn around or stand up to see us, while the organizers were in special stands which were elevated around the outside of the hall. I recall one of the persons in "my" section spread their cape at me, which I kinda dismissively responded to in kind, like "yeah, with the cape, but mine is better, see?"

Anyhow, we had to collectively solve a puzzle, in which everyone had a letter given to them, the whole hall full of people. I don't know how, but it was understood that there was a particular order to the letters, starting with "Q". So, people in our section are making suggestions for what the answer could be, and most of them are so nonsense that they weren't even slightly paid attention to, one person making up a whole-ass story on the fly using the letters as the start of words, but the story didn't make a lot of sense or give a lot of insight.

Eventually, one of the players from one of the other sections got the puzzle figured out, to which the organizers responded by removing all their clothes and doing a bit of a dance with everything on show. I was curious, but for the most part uninterested, and even felt like I was in the wrong place as a participant at all.

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So I can't remember all of the details but I had dreamt that Maleficent, Hades (disney version), and Naruto were filming a music video. The weird part is that Hades was wearing sleeping beauty's pink dress. I woke up with that distinct image in my brain.

Last night I dreamed that I was watching Forest Gump 2, but instead of Forest it was Tom Hanks from Castaway (with the years long beard) but dressed in a military uniform.

Apparently he and Lt. Dan had gotten drafted into Vietnam 2, and were back overseas fighting the war. But Forest was done and said the classic "Im pretty tired, I think I'll go home now" line to Lt. Dan, who got mad and proceeded to beat him up with his crutches.

Not sure what happened after that, but I remember Forest got a black eye and a bruised shoulder.

Dreams are weird, man.

2/6/17 I was a new student at a high school that had a secret underground illegal dirt bike racing thing that I got into and I was secretly facing tuberculosis but it was in the stages where it was the deathly disease and not just a cough cough deal. I didn’t want my peers to know about this and I had this syringe and vial that was my prescribed medicine to help combat it but it also gave me diahrea so I also had prescribed diapers and before I woke up I stood up on a table before a race and announced to everyone my illness and showed them my diapers and told them I was probably going to die to try to guilt them into letting me win a race.

I dreamed that I woke up went to use the bathroom and saw a octopus crawl into a tiny crack in the wall. Then I woke up and was very scared and confused.

I was sitting down on a chair, besides me was my mom, in front of me was one of my co workers holding a baby and next to him was a random girl. I was so confused but then he tells me "this is my baby." He shows me the baby and it was a boy. My mom comments "Aww! He looks just like you!". That's it.

What striked me odd was that I don't have communication with this guy besides the "good morning" at work and I don't even know his name. When I woke up I was still confused, but I got ready for work. I did my usual routine and as I was cleaning a room, a patient mentions to me that someone was leaving to Texas cus his girlfriend was having a baby. She said his name but I still didn't know who it was although I did have a hunch. I just thought "oh that's cool". The guy walks in to tell her something and when he leaves he looks at me and says "That's him that's the guy that's leaving". I didn't connect it until I finished cleaning the room and I was just in shock (still am). This was hella weird for me, but exciting oddly enough.

It was around 9:00 pm with my sister and I sitting on the couch. Suddenly, a man in a beige ski mask comes through the door, brandishing a small handgun. I couldn't hear him, but I knew he meant business. But I was calm. Then I started screaming. Not because I was scared, but because I wanted his attention on me. I knew he wouldn't shoot. Not yet, anyway. He got closer to me and aimed the gun up almost point blank. Now he was ready to shoot, but I was prepared. I caught his wrist and forced him backward until he fell on the floor. I forced the gun into the carpet. Then he started firing. Not sure if he was in shock from the fall or if he was trying to make me flinch with the sound to loosen my grip, but I kept holding on. He was not getting up. After ten shots, his gun was out of bullets, he was out of steam, and we were out of the woods. I asked my sister to make sure he didn't get up while I called the police. They came and I regaled what happened to them while the robber was sitting on the same couch we were in handcuffs.

Before I got to the party, I may have lost the present, as I merely gave the birthday person an empty bag. Instead of noticing this, they chastised me for gaudily decorating the bag, then insisted I follow them into a suspiciously tall door.

At some point, the dream became a story about a playful young boy and a gruff older man, both of whom had superpowers. At first, they were having fun together, the boy slowly weakening the old man's walls.

Then a huge creature with the head of a macaroni penguin and tentacles for arms intruded. They called this a "kraken"; it tried to catch them in its tentacles and they had to figure out a way to escape.

After they'd done this, they started fooling around again. But the adversary had changed. They were now fighting a genie.

This pattern of fighting something and having fun before the next fight continued, alternating between the kraken and genie. The kraken started summoning water; the genie revealed he was the son of a cobbler.

Eventually I became myself again. I think that, in the dream, I was daydreaming that whole series of events while at a family friend's birthday party. She had bought pizza, but there was a lot of it.

As we prepared to eat, I started daydreaming about a very restrictive college with only thirty students. Then I woke up, around thirty minutes before my alarm.

I technically dreamed I read two "essays" and watched one "video essay" about Dr. Seuss as a person. However, none of these were really about Dr. Seuss.

The first essay aimed to use Dr. Seuss as a tool to encourage people to treat the mentally unwell better.

The video essay stopped mentioning Dr. Seuss at around one minute in, and became kind of a self-love video about not underestimating yourself.

The second essay, which was clearly plagiarizing the first, seemed to be teaching people English, because they talked about Dr. Seuss' life by clumsily incorporating, then defining, large words.

I dreamed last night that a girl was preparing me for a type of ceremony, I had to be tied up and she was giving me things I had to bring into this room. The last thing I rember before I woke up was her saying good luck and closing the door.

This isn't the first time I've dreamed about this girl, Evertime I do dream about this girl she's the same. Around 5'8 with pale brown skin, blue eyes and long black hair. And I think she might have a tattoo.

So my theory is either she's someone I knew in a past life and the dream was me remembering her, or I'm going insane cuz it's just a random person who dosent exist and I just dreamed her up.

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... however, I am found by a hunter from a nearby town which has a boarding school for kids that manage to survive running from the concentration camp. I get food stamps to get food in canteen and a desk to learn new things...

So I recently saw this video about pointer dogs and last night for some fucking reason my brain thought 'Why not apply this ability to our boobs'. So in this dream my nips pointed to whatever I was looking at, stretching my tits an unholy amount while doing it. It kinda reminded me of this (g)old meme. Also got the "stretch-length'' about right, in my dream they were just slightly shorter.

I wanna specify that this in no way was a sexual dream, it was mostly just terrifyingly weird lmao

(Also, fyi I don't have>! noodleboobs!<^(TM) irl)

Last night I dreamed about going back to high school as part of an elaborate conspiracy to increase corn prices by infiltrating the FFA and spreading poor farming practices among teenage farmers.

I'm in my 40s and would NEVER pass as a teenager, but dreams are strange, and the plot worked.

CORN PRICES.

It was quite scary, as both of the 3 guys died from their lava injuries...

I was running from a werewolf in a huge, abandoned mansion. The lights were off and I could barely see anything. I ran through a door, turned around, and locked it before the werewolf came in. The huge thud of it slamming into the door knocked me back to the ground. I was lying in a bedroom waiting for the door to break when another door was slammed open to my left. Kramer from Seinfeld jumps out saying “Jerry! Have you heard of blue? Have ya Jerry? I got an idea for blue.” The werewolf jumped at me and I woke up laughing.

The title says pretty much everything, I don't remember much more but here it is:

I was at my parents house or so with my (it's complicated but lets call him my ex) ex boyfriend. There was also a transwoman. I didn't know, then she pulled her pants down and revealed a BIG dick. And I guess I proposed that my ex could put his dick in hers? He finished quickly and since I helped them, my hands were sticky, too. I then thought: hey, that's kinda bisexual! So I said to him: "Ha, told' ya!"

I had a dream last night that France was the same way, and somehow my family was able to go to France to attend a special annual event held by the royal family each year. It was one of the few occasions where regular people like us could not only meet the royalty, but also check out the inside of the palace. I don't remember much except that everything was fancy. People had old-timey suits and dresses, including myself and my family, and the palace itself was absolutely breathtaking, both inside and out. I remember a hallway with an archway made out of blue glass or crystal and patterned to look like a tree made of blue ice petals or something.

I woke up annoyed that I can dream up such beauty but not make it up when I'm awake. If I could, I'd be an incredible writer.

It was like late summer 2021. My coworker and I were living together in Calgary (which is not where we're from). Covid had morphed into a "zombie" virus but instead of brains they ate hands. They weren't brainless zombies though, they were still totally sentient people but they just looked shitty and ate hands. They were sensitive to light so would try and set up these really dumb traps to get people to reach into dark places. Like signs for free stuff, just reach into this hole and grab it. It was kind of like a game though. They'd almost trick us and we'd pull our hand back and they'd be like "dude I almost got you" and we'd be like "yeah haha almost" and it would be a weirdly chill encounter. There were small localized riots all over the place that we'd just try to avoid, occasionally having to hide. Then we ran into Det. Scully from Brooklyn 99 and hung out with him for a while, just walking around downtown, outsmarting hand zombies. Then a rioting mob started chasing us and we ran away but Scully couldn't keep up and was lost to the mob. My friend and I were just barely staying ahead and I woke up.

I woke up and didn’t realize I was dreaming and i was going to be late for work which is weird for me because I have two alarms that didn’t go off so I quickly got ready and rushed to work and had a full day of work just to wake up after getting home to realize I have to do exactly that all over again.

Cardbite was a preinstalled mario kart game on the DS. It contained a level with normal real lifeish streets and a highway with glitchy cars. Also, everywhere it said 18+ even though there was nothing 18+ content in there. At the end there was a race through i think some pyramids with sometimes holes in the grounds so you gotta drive on the walls. Afterwards you Could play "Zelda" no idea which one or some other game.

They had to cut the fetus out of me and put it in him, and he would eventually have a c-section when the time came. I was mad at him because he wouldn't stop drinking, and I had to Google whether a man carrying a baby could drink alcohol or if it would affect the baby. Google had no answers for me.

I was walking down the street and an Asian couple bypassed me, heavily coughing. I've had covid-19 and that one time was way more than enough it really is not fun, so I let them pass so that we had some distance.

5 mins later a big tough guy bypassed me as well, coughing even more. Instead of letting him pass I fast-walked away.

When I got to my home I saw the couple again, still coughing but now even worse. I offered them some water and they went inside, along with the big tough guy who catched up with us.

When we got inside they all fell down unconscious and I immediately called 112 (dutch 991) and asked for the ambulance. I said "three people fell unconscious here please save them I live at (fake address) liberal street 38" "oki doki so that is 40c?" "NO 38" "oh wow there are a lot of houses in that street aren't there?" "Y-yea sure just send the ambulance!" He then hang up, some time later a "friend" (wink wink) and her twin sister came for dinner (I had no idea they were comming until they got here). We then proceeded to eat salmon on toast, with the, probably already dead, people still laying there.

TL:DR 3 people fell unconscious in my dining room I then proceeded to eat there with my crush and her twin sister.

So legit my dream starts with me going to bed and waking up in my 13 year old body, I'm 35 and still had my memories of the last 22 years. So basically I'm annoyed because I gotta deal with my mother again but I squrrel away the little money I had and invested to the best of my memory the trends at the time.

My family gets a come up and I convinced my mother I need to be in boarding school. So eventually I'm on one of those stately academies, with blazers and such just finding my groove. I'm still a 30 year old man in a kids body so basically I'm kinda perceived as a snob and asshole.

Anyway I'm mildly excelling at my studies, annoyed that legit I forgot basic algebra when the headmaster comes in and says I've been selected for a advanced course and being pulled from my class. As we're walking he rambles about how he's read how I'm independently wealthy and not a trust fund baby. Says my leadership skills are above par as I seek to stand above the common rabble, then we get to like a door and he punches a code looks me in the eye and says, "How would you like to gain true power?" And enter the headquarters of Dr. No and the dojo of the league of assassins. The Headmaster is now explaining the true history if the school and how basically every natural disaster or supposed terrorist attack is actually real life super villians and superheroes fights.

So now I'm in super villian training and I'm kicking ass. My civilian level tech knowledge from 2020 means I get the jump on like Facebook and tindr to fund my evil empire. Because I was in the military they believe I'm a natural shot. Like I'm kicking ass.

But after a while I notice kids going missing. Snoop around find out that when you wash out the villian courses you and your family are killed. I dream out and try to plan my escape... And that's when I woke up.

I loved the metaphorical comparisons.

I had a dream that took place in my elementary school that I went to many years ago. There was this kid who was wearing a cardboard Minecraft costume. I remember thinking that his costume was really well made. Anyways some other kids started to bully him and mess with his costume. So the kid in the costume told his teacher. He said the he was going to get his revenge. But what teacher decided to do was lock him and a filing cabinet. I guess the kid got forgotten because when he finally was able to get out he was old. He had long scruffy hair and a scruffy beard. The only clothing he had on was a kids short sleeved button down shirt but the shirt was open. He jumped out of the filing cabinet and declared himself the Penis Wizard. Thats when I woke up. I was honestly shocked about what just happened.

I was hanging out with some people that I never met before, there was a baby playing on the ground, the baby suddenly enters in a vent on the wall and I go after him, but he was to fast, so everybody starts searching for an possible exit from the vent, this leads me into five giant vents in the middle of the woods for some reason, I start searching inside them and from the middle one two guys wearing a cartoonish baby head get out from were chanting something that I don't remember right now, when I look back I'm surrounded by them, and I just start panicking at the thought that this is how I die, next thing I'm back at the house like this was all a vision of what would happen

The thought of dying like that was just horrible, especially since in my head it was going to be slowly and that I had no escape from it, it physically hurt my whole body thinking of it and I don't want to think about dying ever again