/r/SocialistHumour

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Is Subreddit for glorious comrade jokes.

Itching to find out how many anarchists it takes to screw in a lightbulb? You've come to the right place! A place to share all of your leftist humour no matter how debase. We'll only judge how funny the joke is.

Rules, because why not?:

  1. Don't be a dick, we're here to laugh not make anyone feel bad.

  2. Reposts are a no-no, heard something funny and you have to say it? Search first!

  3. Don't be unfunny.

  4. Don't report wantonly, downvotes set the tone better.


From the Vidurnaktisverse


Shit Liberals Say: Liberals Say the Darndest Things

Ask Linguistics: For questions about Language

Physics Anarchists: For fucking with Physics


Associates


Socialism: Our Great Benefactor!

Debate Communism: We Love to Argue!

Left Communism: As if we weren't Left enough?

Communism: Not all of us are leftcoms!

/r/SocialistHumour

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Two Anarchists Are Constructing Pipe Bombs...

... in their squat. They carry on the work in silence, deftly drilling and pouring, their entire attention focused on the delicate work they are engaged in.

One of the anarchists suddenly looks up from his labors, and locks eyes with his comrade. "Hey," he asks, "who are we going to throw these pipe bombs at?"

His comrade looks at him with surprise, incredulity, and sudden suspicion. "What are you," he asks, "some sort of fucking intellectual?"

0 Comments
2018/10/17
18:54 UTC

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Why do you call sombody who is punished a "Poor Sinner"?

Because rich Sinners never are punished!

0 Comments
2017/10/07
17:50 UTC

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Tito's car enters an intersection in front of the American embassy, the driver asks for directions.

"Go left but make it look like we're making a right turn"

0 Comments
2017/08/12
19:23 UTC

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Richard Pryor nails the connection between racism and capitalism

0 Comments
2017/08/05
17:04 UTC

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Comrades, its time to seize the bread and make dank memes! We can start by appropriating the r/WeWantPlates logo for our cause.

1 Comment
2017/05/09
02:03 UTC

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Why do KGB agents travel in threes?

One to read.

One to write.

One to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

1 Comment
2017/05/03
18:15 UTC

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What do Hillary Clinton and Dale Earnhardt Sr. have in common?

They both slammed into the wall because they couldn't turn left.

0 Comments
2017/05/03
17:38 UTC

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I've been having a bit of trouble is school recently

Its a class struggle

0 Comments
2016/09/12
21:04 UTC

17

Why is the US the only country not to have coop?

Because there's no American embassy in the US.

0 Comments
2016/07/04
10:25 UTC

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I Started A New Party With 15 Members

14 of them are FBI agents.

3 Comments
2016/04/04
04:26 UTC

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What Does a Socialist Who Spends All His Time On the Internet Hate the Most?

Socialising.

2 Comments
2015/09/22
17:17 UTC

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What is the difference between Capitalism and Feudalism?

Under capitalism, your labour benefits your boss more than you. Under feudalism, it's the same but you get religious holidays off.

0 Comments
2015/07/14
13:48 UTC

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Two anarchists are arguing.

They disagree with all three viewpoints held.

0 Comments
2015/07/09
19:03 UTC

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Why we have no coal...

A young girl asks her father, "Why is it so cold in the house?"

"We don't have any coal", he says.

"But why is there no coal?", she wants to know.

"Because I lost my job", he replies.

Still unsatisfied, she asks one more time—"And why did you lose your job?"

To which he answers, "Because there is too much coal".

8 Comments
2015/07/07
17:40 UTC

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Communist math

Teacher: So let's say you have two apples and Johnny has eight, how many do--

Me: JOHNNY IS A BOURGEOIS BASTARD

0 Comments
2015/07/01
01:16 UTC

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how can you tell if a male anarchist is horny?

he has an inserection

0 Comments
2015/06/13
15:21 UTC

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Gamer Gate

That's all.

0 Comments
2015/06/12
16:50 UTC

25

what is a jewish revolutionary's weapon of choice?

mazel-tov cotails!!!!! i'll gulag myself for that one

0 Comments
2015/06/07
06:01 UTC

4

What is Karl Marx's favourite pickup line?

Hey girl, what time do you get off work, because I can feel an uprising in my lower class

2 Comments
2015/05/13
13:26 UTC

25

a trot, a homophobe, and an antisemite walks into a bar

and the bartender asks "the usual Mr. Larouche?"

0 Comments
2015/05/11
19:26 UTC

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How did Marx's wife improve her sex life?

She did Hegel exercises.

0 Comments
2015/04/13
22:18 UTC

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