/r/SocialistHumour
Is Subreddit for glorious comrade jokes.
Itching to find out how many anarchists it takes to screw in a lightbulb? You've come to the right place! A place to share all of your leftist humour no matter how debase. We'll only judge how funny the joke is.
Rules, because why not?:
Don't be a dick, we're here to laugh not make anyone feel bad.
Reposts are a no-no, heard something funny and you have to say it? Search first!
Don't be unfunny.
Don't report wantonly, downvotes set the tone better.
From the Vidurnaktisverse
Shit Liberals Say: Liberals Say the Darndest Things
Ask Linguistics: For questions about Language
Physics Anarchists: For fucking with Physics
Associates
Socialism: Our Great Benefactor!
Debate Communism: We Love to Argue!
Left Communism: As if we weren't Left enough?
Communism: Not all of us are leftcoms!
/r/SocialistHumour
... in their squat. They carry on the work in silence, deftly drilling and pouring, their entire attention focused on the delicate work they are engaged in.
One of the anarchists suddenly looks up from his labors, and locks eyes with his comrade. "Hey," he asks, "who are we going to throw these pipe bombs at?"
His comrade looks at him with surprise, incredulity, and sudden suspicion. "What are you," he asks, "some sort of fucking intellectual?"
Because rich Sinners never are punished!
"Go left but make it look like we're making a right turn"
One to read.
One to write.
One to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
They both slammed into the wall because they couldn't turn left.
Its a class struggle
Because there's no American embassy in the US.
14 of them are FBI agents.
Socialising.
Under capitalism, your labour benefits your boss more than you. Under feudalism, it's the same but you get religious holidays off.
They disagree with all three viewpoints held.
A young girl asks her father, "Why is it so cold in the house?"
"We don't have any coal", he says.
"But why is there no coal?", she wants to know.
"Because I lost my job", he replies.
Still unsatisfied, she asks one more time—"And why did you lose your job?"
To which he answers, "Because there is too much coal".
Teacher: So let's say you have two apples and Johnny has eight, how many do--
Me: JOHNNY IS A BOURGEOIS BASTARD
he has an inserection
That's all.
mazel-tov cotails!!!!! i'll gulag myself for that one
Hey girl, what time do you get off work, because I can feel an uprising in my lower class
and the bartender asks "the usual Mr. Larouche?"
She did Hegel exercises.