/r/ShitLiberalsSay

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This is a communist subreddit for satirizing liberals from a far-left perspective. Liberalism is the ideology of capitalism, free markets, representative democracy, legal rights and state monopoly on violence. It includes a large portion of the present day political spectrum, from the centre-left social democrats to the far-right conservatives and American libertarians. When it comes to liberals, we don't discriminate between tendencies – we satirize all of them equally.

This is a COMMUNIST (Marxists, Anarchists, DemSocs) subreddit for satirising liberals from a communist perspective. Liberalism is the ideology of capitalism, free markets, representative democracy, legal rights and state monopoly on violence. It includes a large portion of the present day political spectrum, from the centre-"left" social democrats to the far-right conservatives and American libertarians. When it comes to liberals, we don't discriminate between tendencies — we satirize all of them equally.

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Rules to avoid Gulag:

  1. The easiest way to find yourself in Siberia is by being a liberal. Don't do it. Don't defend the linked comments. Don't whatabout. Don't create unnecessary drama and arguments, especially concerning existing socialist states. This is your warning.

  2. Don't be a reactionary. Not only will this get you banned, you'll also get downvoted and dunked on in the comments for hours as an example for your fellow chuds.
    This rule also applies to vaushites, stupidpollers, broshies, Bidenists, mayos, horny dudes making lewd comments and various other right-wing scum.

  3. This is a general leftist sub, including communists, leftcoms and anarchists. Don't bash other tendencies. We're all here to make fun of liberals.

  4. NO crossposting, posting identifiable information or posting subnames, submissions should be scrubbed of all identifiable information. Pinging other users is also disallowed. We don't want to bring the poop home. (No longer enforced for non-reddit posts)

  5. Debatelords belong in r/DebateCommunism, innocent questions in r/socialism_101. The usual liberal takes on socialism are addressed in the wiki.

  6. No shitposts:

  • Comments and social media with less than 20 upvotes, likes, engagements
  • Anything OP is personally involved in
  • Any kind of polls
  • Low-hanging fruit, cheating, karma farm posts
  • Stuff that's not SLS
  • [META] posts should ask the mod team for persmission first. Unapproved meta might get you banned, especially if it's your alt publicly complaining about your ban.


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    /r/ShitLiberalsSay

    184,945 Subscribers

    4

    "No bro, believe me! China will collapse any time soon!"

    1 Comment
    2024/12/14
    12:40 UTC

    42

    Comrades, a liberal has been disappointed 💔. But rest assured he will still "vote blue no matter who" 💜 🌈

    5 Comments
    2024/12/14
    10:59 UTC

    24

    Iam Yamen Nashwan, and my story is the story of everyone living under the fire of war and siege

    I was a young man full of ambition, dreaming of becoming an engineer and contributing to building a better future for my city, Beit Hanoun in northern Gaza. I studied engineering with my classmates, and we planned to establish a consulting office to provide sustainable energy solutions. But the war came and took everything. Our four-story house was bombed, and my big dream turned into a nightmare of pain and daily suffering.

    My father was severely injured in the attack. He underwent a dangerous seven-hour surgery, but now he is completely paralyzed, suffering from unbearable pain. Every night, I sit beside him as he cries in agony, and I can do nothing but pray and endure. He needs another surgery in Egypt, but the cost exceeds $15,000, and I am working hard to collect this amount.

    Now, we live in a small tent with my family—27 people, including women and children. The ground is cold and hard, and the chill seeps into our bodies at night. The children suffer, crying from hunger and cold. Every day, they ask me for simple things, like a piece of candy or a small toy, and I stand powerless, unable to respond. Each time, my heart breaks as I see the sadness in their eyes.

    The Israeli siege has turned our lives into unbearable torment. Even the simplest necessities have become luxuries. The price of a sack of flour, which barely lasts us a week, has reached $200. Imagine, $200 for the most basic right a family needs to secure its bread. How can I afford this while working all day distributing drinking water to the displaced, only to return to the tent exhausted and in pain?

    Every day brings a new struggle. I work long hours, my back aches, my body is drained, but I endure. I endure because I have no other choice. I must keep going to secure food for my family, to collect the money needed for my father’s treatment, and to hold on to a faint hope that this ordeal will end one day.

    Our lives are filled with misery. There is never enough food, no blankets to shield us from the cold, not even a moment of peace. I feel like I am in a constant race against time, trying to achieve the impossible for my family.

    Despite all this pain, I will not lose hope. I pray to God that the Rafah border crossing will open soon, so I can take my father to Egypt for treatment. I pray for the tears of my children to stop, and for the day when I can finally buy them the candy they ask for.

    I write these words to share a part of our suffering with you and to ask for your support. Every bit of help, every prayer, and every kind word means so much to us. You are the hope that gives me the strength to keep going, despite all this pain.

    1 Comment
    2024/12/14
    09:26 UTC

    55

    Please for the love of god, say this about America just once

    2 Comments
    2024/12/14
    06:05 UTC

    101

    Shit Muslim liberals say

    10 Comments
    2024/12/14
    04:50 UTC

    61

    When Jon Cooper farts, does it burn his eyes?

    15 Comments
    2024/12/14
    01:17 UTC

    0

    People got mad when I said I’m unable to get context from a foreign film that is not available to access in my country, and made me the problem

    13 Comments
    2024/12/14
    00:50 UTC

    139

    Bruh

    20 Comments
    2024/12/13
    23:03 UTC

    129

    I hate this shit so much

    "evil soviet union opressed and colonized Ukraine" despite the fact the soviet union was the first to even acknowledge the existance of ukraine

    6 Comments
    2024/12/13
    21:59 UTC

    852

    Ukraine definitely can't have a neo Nazi problem because it's president is jew

    82 Comments
    2024/12/13
    21:49 UTC

    299

    "The 'radical left' are bullies to the 'left.'"

    30 Comments
    2024/12/13
    21:31 UTC

    356

    There’s evil then there’s Zionist evil

    11 Comments
    2024/12/13
    20:42 UTC

    11

    Happy birthday he said

    But it wasn't happy birth, it was angry birth🐦day

    2 Comments
    2024/12/13
    19:20 UTC

    396

    Imagine putting this on your car.

    31 Comments
    2024/12/13
    18:46 UTC

    159

    Lol, lmao even.

    16 Comments
    2024/12/13
    17:55 UTC

    105

    "Demonization of corporate executives is not new"

    18 Comments
    2024/12/13
    17:36 UTC

    185

    Racism is acceptable if Ukrainians do it

    15 Comments
    2024/12/13
    17:36 UTC

    768

    Literally what the actual fuck is wrong with these people

    134 Comments
    2024/12/13
    16:57 UTC

    488

    Crusad apologia and "asiatic hordes"-ism

    63 Comments
    2024/12/13
    14:13 UTC

    90

    "Finally". So desperate for more casualties

    7 Comments
    2024/12/13
    13:17 UTC

    52

    Brexit was part of Vladimir "Lex Luthor" Putin's world domination plan.

    7 Comments
    2024/12/13
    12:45 UTC

    476

    Reminds me of when a Vietnamese anti-communist did something similar

    43 Comments
    2024/12/13
    09:41 UTC

    47

    See this at your own risk

    16 Comments
    2024/12/13
    09:01 UTC

    90

    So quirky

    5 Comments
    2024/12/13
    04:22 UTC

    229

    Israel Has Stolen Rosie the Riveter:

    23 Comments
    2024/12/13
    04:03 UTC

    665

    Yeah, pray to God and not do anything about it you are the president.

    64 Comments
    2024/12/13
    03:59 UTC

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