/r/ShitEuropeansSay
Shit Europeans Say: varied but united.
This is a satire sub to have a laugh at amusing comments, from Reddit and beyond, that are uniquely European in nature.
This is not a place to bring your hatred of Europeans or Europe- we like to keep things friendly and toxic attitudes are not welcome.
Keep in mind that we are here to have a laugh, not to get angry.
Rules
Above all: we only accept submissions about stuff that is funny and uniquely European. Quality control is at the discretion of the mod team.
1. No personal information. This includes non verified twitter handles but does not include Reddit usernames. Posts with reddit usernames censored will be removed.
2. No links to social media. Posts from social media platforms must be in the form of screenshots. When posting a screenshot, please include the context (i.e. preceding comments) if relevant.
3. Don't post conversations you have participated in. Likewise, don't bait or troll for content in other subs. Participation counts as commenting anywhere in the posted thread if there are fewer than 300 comments, or the same chain if there are more. If the comment you're posting was a reply to you, that also counts as participation.
4. Please use a direct quote in your title. If the quote doesn't give enough context, you are allowed to add non-editorialized context in the title itself. If the post is not in English, the title must be an English translation of a direct quote. When posts do not contain text, titles must be a neutral description of the content. Avoid making the titles scornful, circlejerk-y, hyperbolic, irrelevant, or misleading. Also avoid low effort titles that don't give any indication as to what the post is about (eg "smh"; "I have no words"; "hmm").
5. Do not directly link (and hence page) the usernames of the users featured here. You can only ping moderators.
6. Please double check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually European. Do this by scanning their post history etc.
7. Some sources and subreddits (such as 4chan, CringeAnarchy, UnpopularOpinion, and other far-right subreddits) are only allowed in the Anything Goes thread. Rants or stories, too, are only allowed in the Anything Goes thread. These restricted topics and sources are not final and you should check the latest list in the Submission Guidelines.
8. Only links/archives/images to Europeans saying funny shit is allowed - if you want to tell a tale you can do so in the stickied discussion thread.
9. Under no circumstances go to the source of the SES and comment/vote there. Brigading will result in a ban.
10. Posts do not need to be in English, but if you post something in another language you must provide an accurate, non-editorialized English translation in the comments within 15 minutes of posting. Posts with bad translations or no translation will be removed.
The moderators will enforce the spirit of these rules, not the letter. All actions are at the discretion of the moderators. If you object to any actions, please contact the entire moderation team and not the individual moderator.
For more clarification on the rules, please read the FAQ page
Sister Subs
/r/ShitEuropeansSay
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“You're not special, you're obnoxious”
02:25 UTC
SAS false reports.
Over 9 threads last month got reported and deleted. You guys are literal Ethnostate racists, why can't you handle a joke, or us calling out your hypocrisy.
It's not all the other shit, we attribute you to rats already and have made peace with your nature, it's this underhanded baseless crap like trying to take away our platform to complain about you - like you didn't start it.
Profiteers and liars the lot of you.
12:25 UTC
Found on r/ShitAmericansSay
04:01 UTC
Americans
16:50 UTC
“UK own the US on music.”
16:31 UTC
“Long life to the EU, the ONLY entity worldwide that is able to protect peace. ❤️”
16:30 UTC
“No Nation in the World has caused more deaths, suffering and destruction to the human race like America.”
19:53 UTC
Talking about Greek economy and US bombs its debtors
06:30 UTC
TIL that the US lost the Gulf War, Asia had no fighting in WWII, lend-lease is a myth, and the Britain ran the Manhattan Project
01:32 UTC
“…so u still loosing man…”
16:40 UTC
[DISCUSSION] This whole subreddit is just Americans. I was expecting more of the other parts of the world, but it seems that only and only Americans care.
03:38 UTC
“If my stuff says "made in USA" I considered it to be fake!”
17:23 UTC
“Dear, dear...”
00:04 UTC
“…the US, is finally crumbling down 💀”
19:17 UTC
"They're never interested in learning about the other 300 or so other countries."
21:57 UTC
We have tornadoes in Europe too. But since we build good houses, there is very few damage done
11:25 UTC
Cursed Balkan Youtube Comments
16:13 UTC
Whatchu mean “never have been” ???
20:35 UTC
REACTION: "Europeans Become Poorer As Americans Get Wealthier" by the Wall Street Journal
The most dumbass video I've come across on the internet. With her supposedly 'debunking' the argument that europoors are becoming poorer, her reasoning is way off. P.S: I've a bachelor's and master's in econ, so I know what I am saying.
02:36 UTC
“You've overdosed on American propganda”
12:11 UTC
Browsed, and was promptly banned for stating the fact that US helped in WWII. The hatred toward Americans is palpable.
15:01 UTC
Nordic person assumes OP is an American who doesn't know other countries exist even though she is also unaware
03:47 UTC
“Even countries most westerners consider third world countries are like neck and neck and above the states. 😅”
23:39 UTC
“Need I go on? Or do you need more run down on freedoms Europe has that you don't as there are 1000s“
22:23 UTC
“Enjoy that sweet LED glow people of earth.”
18:07 UTC