/r/ShitEuropeansSay

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Shit Europeans Say: varied but united.

This is a satire sub to have a laugh at amusing comments, from Reddit and beyond, that are uniquely European in nature.

This is not a place to bring your hatred of Europeans or Europe- we like to keep things friendly and toxic attitudes are not welcome.

Keep in mind that we are here to have a laugh, not to get angry.

Rules

Above all: we only accept submissions about stuff that is funny and uniquely European. Quality control is at the discretion of the mod team.

1. No personal information. This includes non verified twitter handles but does not include Reddit usernames. Posts with reddit usernames censored will be removed.

2. No links to social media. Posts from social media platforms must be in the form of screenshots. When posting a screenshot, please include the context (i.e. preceding comments) if relevant.

3. Don't post conversations you have participated in. Likewise, don't bait or troll for content in other subs. Participation counts as commenting anywhere in the posted thread if there are fewer than 300 comments, or the same chain if there are more. If the comment you're posting was a reply to you, that also counts as participation.

4. Please use a direct quote in your title. If the quote doesn't give enough context, you are allowed to add non-editorialized context in the title itself. If the post is not in English, the title must be an English translation of a direct quote. When posts do not contain text, titles must be a neutral description of the content. Avoid making the titles scornful, circlejerk-y, hyperbolic, irrelevant, or misleading. Also avoid low effort titles that don't give any indication as to what the post is about (eg "smh"; "I have no words"; "hmm").

5. Do not directly link (and hence page) the usernames of the users featured here. You can only ping moderators.

6. Please double check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually European. Do this by scanning their post history etc.

7. Some sources and subreddits (such as 4chan, CringeAnarchy, UnpopularOpinion, and other far-right subreddits) are only allowed in the Anything Goes thread. Rants or stories, too, are only allowed in the Anything Goes thread. These restricted topics and sources are not final and you should check the latest list in the Submission Guidelines.

8. Only links/archives/images to Europeans saying funny shit is allowed - if you want to tell a tale you can do so in the stickied discussion thread.

9. Under no circumstances go to the source of the SES and comment/vote there. Brigading will result in a ban.

10. Posts do not need to be in English, but if you post something in another language you must provide an accurate, non-editorialized English translation in the comments within 15 minutes of posting. Posts with bad translations or no translation will be removed.

The moderators will enforce the spirit of these rules, not the letter. All actions are at the discretion of the moderators. If you object to any actions, please contact the entire moderation team and not the individual moderator.

For more clarification on the rules, please read the FAQ page

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1 Comment
2025/01/15
17:11 UTC

165

"Pureblooded, 100% Italian, born and bred in Italy."

55 Comments
2024/10/09
13:52 UTC

183

It makes me angry to see the immense wealth in America, with their high TC and billion-dollar businesses. It feels so unfair. We deserve just as much as they do. I want to take everything from Americans for the unfairiness that's happening.

84 Comments
2024/09/27
18:23 UTC

137

Least Racist Romanian gives the real history of the Gypsy's in response to video

23 Comments
2024/09/27
16:07 UTC

4

why is sweden more dry? it's more north

0 Comments
2024/09/08
21:57 UTC

196

“It's crazy how Americans see the word "immigrant" as an insult.”

82 Comments
2024/09/04
04:58 UTC

106 Comments
2024/09/04
01:42 UTC

49

“Nationalise Ticketmaster”

13 Comments
2024/08/31
17:00 UTC

386

It’s always about one of those things

149 Comments
2024/08/24
19:44 UTC

23

So Many Fookin Numptys in the Wild

3 Comments
2024/08/12
06:58 UTC

2

“EU is the most moral power humanity ever assembled”

3 Comments
2024/08/06
01:01 UTC

86

European Thinks Mexico is located in South America when arguing that Europe is more peaceful. Despite currently hosting a war larger than anything South America has ever had and the Largest conflict in Human history.

68 Comments
2024/07/31
11:06 UTC

79

The way this UK newspaper talks about and tries to sensationalize slavery

17 Comments
2024/07/24
18:22 UTC

180

“Florida is closest to the U.Ks climate.”

Aren’t Europeans supposed to be smarter than Americans?

69 Comments
2024/07/24
13:10 UTC

119

“the US is a third world country in a Gucci belt and it's not that modern compared to even the shitty parts of Europe”

57 Comments
2024/07/11
22:57 UTC

1

“Why should we give a shit about africa?”

0 Comments
2024/07/10
08:45 UTC

327

Why do Americans not want lung cancer?

87 Comments
2024/07/09
23:24 UTC

122

A confidently incorrect European speaking on the American Revolution

This was on a r/shitamericanssay thread, about an American calling for the abolishment of the English monarchy.

11 Comments
2024/07/04
01:30 UTC

46

Today, Turks honking car horns because their team won. Tomorrow? SHARIA LAW.

8 Comments
2024/06/27
08:00 UTC

178

It’s like there only comeback.

45 Comments
2024/06/17
08:46 UTC

80

“No one cares about racism at least we’ll still have a country”

25 Comments
2024/06/17
06:42 UTC

88

“America imports its cancerous ideologies to Europe”

63 Comments
2024/06/17
06:41 UTC

42

"Fake doctors allowed to practice medical, plastic surgery, or dentistery [sic] without a Phd [in the US]. It's just crazy in my opinion."

14 Comments
2024/06/16
19:07 UTC

105

🤨

24 Comments
2024/06/09
20:09 UTC

97

“Americans probably wouldn’t even recognize the outline of Texas inside of Texas”

17 Comments
2024/06/07
20:56 UTC

61

Didn't realize Panama is a US territory. 🤯🙄

55 Comments
2024/06/06
12:19 UTC

124

“American Culture”

29 Comments
2024/06/06
05:25 UTC

79

“The difference is obvious as soon as you land in the US.”

24 Comments
2024/06/03
19:13 UTC

106

"Americans can't name cheeses or wines" 🤔

But remember Switzerland is a powerhouse or culinary talent.

44 Comments
2024/06/02
23:31 UTC

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