/r/ShitEuropeansSay
Shit Europeans Say: varied but united.
This is a satire sub to have a laugh at amusing comments, from Reddit and beyond, that are uniquely European in nature.
This is not a place to bring your hatred of Europeans or Europe- we like to keep things friendly and toxic attitudes are not welcome.
Keep in mind that we are here to have a laugh, not to get angry.
Rules
Above all: we only accept submissions about stuff that is funny and uniquely European. Quality control is at the discretion of the mod team.
1. No personal information. This includes non verified twitter handles but does not include Reddit usernames. Posts with reddit usernames censored will be removed.
2. No links to social media. Posts from social media platforms must be in the form of screenshots. When posting a screenshot, please include the context (i.e. preceding comments) if relevant.
3. Don't post conversations you have participated in. Likewise, don't bait or troll for content in other subs. Participation counts as commenting anywhere in the posted thread if there are fewer than 300 comments, or the same chain if there are more. If the comment you're posting was a reply to you, that also counts as participation.
4. Please use a direct quote in your title. If the quote doesn't give enough context, you are allowed to add non-editorialized context in the title itself. If the post is not in English, the title must be an English translation of a direct quote. When posts do not contain text, titles must be a neutral description of the content. Avoid making the titles scornful, circlejerk-y, hyperbolic, irrelevant, or misleading. Also avoid low effort titles that don't give any indication as to what the post is about (eg "smh"; "I have no words"; "hmm").
5. Do not directly link (and hence page) the usernames of the users featured here. You can only ping moderators.
6. Please double check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually European. Do this by scanning their post history etc.
7. Some sources and subreddits (such as 4chan, CringeAnarchy, UnpopularOpinion, and other far-right subreddits) are only allowed in the Anything Goes thread. Rants or stories, too, are only allowed in the Anything Goes thread. These restricted topics and sources are not final and you should check the latest list in the Submission Guidelines.
8. Only links/archives/images to Europeans saying funny shit is allowed - if you want to tell a tale you can do so in the stickied discussion thread.
9. Under no circumstances go to the source of the SES and comment/vote there. Brigading will result in a ban.
10. Posts do not need to be in English, but if you post something in another language you must provide an accurate, non-editorialized English translation in the comments within 15 minutes of posting. Posts with bad translations or no translation will be removed.
The moderators will enforce the spirit of these rules, not the letter. All actions are at the discretion of the moderators. If you object to any actions, please contact the entire moderation team and not the individual moderator.
For more clarification on the rules, please read the FAQ page
Sister Subs
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The Weekly for 29 November 2024
This is a weekly thread to chat. Discussions about life, reddit and anything else are all allowed here. You may also discuss, and link to, things you saw from the banned list.
Low-hanging fruit subreddits: ShitAmericansSay, KotakuInAction, ActualPublicFreakouts, Le_Pen, memes, historymemes, PoliticalCompassMemes, pussypassdenied, pussypass, theredpill, theredpillright, justlegbeardthings, memes, dankmemes, conspiracy, conservative, 4chan, polandball, NoStupidQuestions, UnpopularOpinion. Offshoots of these subs, similar forums, and other LHF sources also fall under rule 7. Please check the latest list of LHF subs here.
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00:01 UTC
The Weekly for 22 November 2024
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00:01 UTC
The Weekly for 15 November 2024
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Low-hanging fruit subreddits: ShitAmericansSay, KotakuInAction, ActualPublicFreakouts, Le_Pen, memes, historymemes, PoliticalCompassMemes, pussypassdenied, pussypass, theredpill, theredpillright, justlegbeardthings, memes, dankmemes, conspiracy, conservative, 4chan, polandball, NoStupidQuestions, UnpopularOpinion. Offshoots of these subs, similar forums, and other LHF sources also fall under rule 7. Please check the latest list of LHF subs here.
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00:01 UTC
The Weekly for 08 November 2024
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Low-hanging fruit subreddits: ShitAmericansSay, KotakuInAction, ActualPublicFreakouts, Le_Pen, memes, historymemes, PoliticalCompassMemes, pussypassdenied, pussypass, theredpill, theredpillright, justlegbeardthings, memes, dankmemes, conspiracy, conservative, 4chan, polandball, NoStupidQuestions, UnpopularOpinion. Offshoots of these subs, similar forums, and other LHF sources also fall under rule 7. Please check the latest list of LHF subs here.
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00:01 UTC
The Weekly for 01 November 2024
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Low-hanging fruit subreddits: ShitAmericansSay, KotakuInAction, ActualPublicFreakouts, Le_Pen, memes, historymemes, PoliticalCompassMemes, pussypassdenied, pussypass, theredpill, theredpillright, justlegbeardthings, memes, dankmemes, conspiracy, conservative, 4chan, polandball, NoStupidQuestions, UnpopularOpinion. Offshoots of these subs, similar forums, and other LHF sources also fall under rule 7. Please check the latest list of LHF subs here.
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00:02 UTC
The WORLD according to Europeans
04:53 UTC
The Weekly for 25 October 2024
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00:01 UTC
The Weekly for 18 October 2024
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00:01 UTC
The Weekly for 11 October 2024
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00:00 UTC
"Pureblooded, 100% Italian, born and bred in Italy."
13:52 UTC
The Weekly for 04 October 2024
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00:00 UTC
It makes me angry to see the immense wealth in America, with their high TC and billion-dollar businesses. It feels so unfair. We deserve just as much as they do. I want to take everything from Americans for the unfairiness that's happening.
18:23 UTC
Least Racist Romanian gives the real history of the Gypsy's in response to video
16:07 UTC
The Weekly for 27 September 2024
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00:00 UTC
The Weekly for 20 September 2024
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The Weekly for 13 September 2024
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00:00 UTC
🚨 New Management
This subreddit is under new management and will serve as the European counterpart to r/ShitAmericansSay.
10:12 UTC
“It's crazy how Americans see the word "immigrant" as an insult.”
04:58 UTC
Being American in Norway is worse than being black
01:42 UTC
“Nationalise Ticketmaster”
17:00 UTC
It’s always about one of those things
19:44 UTC
So Many Fookin Numptys in the Wild
06:58 UTC
European Thinks Mexico is located in South America when arguing that Europe is more peaceful. Despite currently hosting a war larger than anything South America has ever had and the Largest conflict in Human history.
11:06 UTC
American has a genuine interest in learning about their ancestral heritage by visiting Italy. Europeans promptly shit on him for trying to experience actual Italian culture.
14:07 UTC
The way this UK newspaper talks about and tries to sensationalize slavery
18:22 UTC
“Florida is closest to the U.Ks climate.”
Aren’t Europeans supposed to be smarter than Americans?
13:10 UTC
“the US is a third world country in a Gucci belt and it's not that modern compared to even the shitty parts of Europe”
22:57 UTC
Why do Americans not want lung cancer?
23:24 UTC