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One of my favorite Seinfeld quotes is when Frank Costanza finds out George is dead from Mr. Steinbrenner. "What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had 30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you don't know what the hell you're doin'!!
22:54 UTC
He lives in a society caw caw
21:02 UTC
Is anyone here a marine biologist?!!
19:38 UTC
Oh no, you need to eat 24 hours before surgery.. you need your strength!
02:31 UTC
All right, that’s not bad, now get over here!
01:10 UTC
Here’s to feeling good all the time
02:46 UTC
Would you like to come upstairs for some coffee? No thank you, I can’t have coffee late at night, it keeps me up.
03:33 UTC
Levels!
03:25 UTC
One chart comin’ up.
It’s Bennett right?
18:35 UTC
Kramer being Kramer
09:59 UTC
Can you believe it
22:14 UTC
George: "Why do they make the condom packets so hard to open?" Jerry: "Probably to give the woman a chance to change her mind."
13:11 UTC
Tub is love
12:19 UTC
I’m gunna lose that nail!
02:27 UTC
Sometimes a good nap is the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning - George
00:53 UTC
“Jerry! You got to see the babay!!”
The Hamptons; the final episode of season 4!!
20:35 UTC
Which episode of Seinfeld does George say to Jerry "You have the same first name...'Jerry'!"
Please help, this is driving me crazy. I want to watch the episode but I don't remember which it is. Unfortunately, I don't remember anything else about the episode aside from the fact Jerry was nervous about what to talk about with someone who incidentally was called Jerry as well.
18:22 UTC
Well, well, well. If it isn't, Crash Bandicoot.
00:52 UTC
Piss shit and cum
07:09 UTC
Nothing
BOOOOOO different shirt! BOOOOOOO
07:09 UTC
“Well, I saw that it’s raining outside, so I called in sick. I don’t work in the rain.” -Newman
08:18 UTC
What Seinfeld quote would you use to describe modern Day America?
I really wouldn’t have a clue 😂
13:09 UTC
What episode would you use to describe this week from any Seinfeld
Mine would be the Jimmy episode.
15:02 UTC
I seem to remember a Jerry Seinfeld standup bit (maybe from the show, maybe from a special) that was strikingly similar to a John Mulaney joke. Can someone help me out?
It was from when email was first getting really popular, and Jerry was talking about how whenever you try to check your email you have to convince a robot that you're you (and not a robot). The line I specifically remember is "I'm a robot?? You're a robot!!" It's very similar to John Mulaney's bit about reCaptcha being like a troll under a bridge, but not exactly the same joke. Can someone confirm that this Seinfeld bit actually exists? I've scoured the internet for it and am starting to think I just dreamed it or am going crazy.
21:59 UTC
Mmmm machu picchu!
04:11 UTC
Which episode is this from?
In reference to gay people: "you know, they are a gym-going people"
I'm pretty sure it's seinfeld, but could be curb. Idk but it's driving me crazy and I can't find it anywhere.
Anyone know the episode?
18:47 UTC
Yup
01:23 UTC