/r/physicsjokes
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from 1933-45 an immense amount of work was done in American politics. How you ask? Lets just say Fdr was integral.
lets just say Fdr was integral
11:47 UTC
He should have known better....
22:54 UTC
Brian Cox's location on X is "Absolute space doesn't exist" š
23:32 UTC
More of a legit question: would this work
15:45 UTC
when the supersymmetry theory turns out to actually be correct and now the electron has to be paired with the selectron:
23:08 UTC
Still Gold: Einstein proved mathematics is inconsistent (joke)
15:58 UTC
Haters will say āIgnore air resistanceā
04:56 UTC
and exits out the back.
A tachyon walks into a bar
05:51 UTC
Tesla: Inventing the future since 1883, Genius, Geek, Bird lover, Mustache enthusiast
20:16 UTC
Why did the photon refuse to check its luggage at the airport?
Because it was traveling light.
19:19 UTC
The Nobel Prize Committee
20:39 UTC
Please use Popcorn time
- 1 Popcorn is 3 minutes and 56.555359704 seconds.
- 1 Pop is 0.64766710884 seconds.
- 1 day is 365.2422 Popcorns.
- 1 Popcorn is 365.2422 Pops.
- Posted: Year:2024 Day:273 Popcorn:221 Pops:157.3212
22:29 UTC
Why does the EM stress tensor not have social media?
It is traceless.
13:07 UTC
Why did the physicist go to prison?
He was caught for a CP-violation.
14:38 UTC
When carpenters build a wooden house, do they use metric or imperial system?
Neither. They prefer plank units instead.
20:38 UTC
What do you call a mentally unstable electromagnetic effect?
Am-bi-polar
11:03 UTC
When is there almost 10 tons in a kilogram?
When they are new tons.
23:17 UTC
All massive particles are blind.
They are unable to c.
23:05 UTC
Google ai being funny
18:01 UTC
Why are billionaires obsessed with longevity trying to go to space?
So they can travel to a black hole and, in time, dilater.
06:42 UTC
Einstein creating his theory of general relativity
18:24 UTC
YouTube physics videos- niche request
I have no idea where to post this. Does anyone know if there are any videos on YouTube about particle physics, but they must be narrated by a 1950's-style man in a suit speaking in an old-fashioned manner using phrases such as "our friend the electron", and sound for all intents and purposes like a real video from the 1950s, except actually made recently and incorporating modern particle physics knowledge, not outdated 1950's knowledge?
05:47 UTC
She isnāt clingy, she justā¦
ā¦has a large coupling constantā¦
17:44 UTC
Sherlock
13:56 UTC
Julian Schwinger Memorial Equation Campus Monument ;-)
01:20 UTC
About to graduate, and I want to write a physics joke on my gown about how much students suffer to take physics diploma
As the title says, HEELPPP I'm running out of time, give me ideas y'all
17:08 UTC
"assume there is no friction" that sure made the question easy
A funny observation I made regarding a common phrasing in physics questions. commonly physics questions they tell you to ignore friction. this has obvious reasons, however this means that any vehicle that uses wheels is not be able to move due to the lack of friction between the surface and the wheel. meaning that the technically correct answer is often just 0
wonder if the exam board of my study would agree and give me full marks.
13:51 UTC
What is an electrical engineer's favorite action movie series?
Transformers
04:33 UTC
Who invented vector product?
04:46 UTC
Can someone please explain this joke
āNo matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, youāre going to fail.ā
This is a quote from Brian Greene and I donāt understand it, can someone please help?
23:03 UTC