/r/NonCredibleDefense

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Reddit's (not so new) home for defense themed shitposts.

 

"Its like /k/ with less cosmoline fueled orgies"

 

/r/CredibleDefense without the rules /r/LessCredibleDefence without the self respect Flight Highschool Sauce

Banner made by u/HistorianSlayer, inspired by original by u/Fertility18

 

R1 Be nice

No personal attacks against each other, call for violence against anyone, or intentionally antagonize in the comment sections.  

R2 Explain incorrect defense articles & takes

Posts of non-credible takes must be from a "credible" source (news article, politician, or military leader) and must have a comment laying out exactly why it's non-credible. Random social media comments belong in the ‘Low Hanging Fruit’ thread.

R3 Content must be relevant

Posts must be about military hardware or international security/defense. No obsessing over Youtube personalities, simping for political leaders, or discussing other areas of international policy.

R4 No racism/hatespeech

No slurs. No advocating for the killing of people or insulting them based on physical, religious, or ideological traits (even people you don't like: Russians, Asians, or Middle Eastern ethnic groups).

R5 No politics/religion

We don't care if you're Republican, Protestant, Democrat, Hindu, Baathist, Pastafarian, or some other hot mess. Leave it at the door.

R6 No seriousposting

No uncut war footage, fundraisers, credible news articles, etc… The world is already serious enough as it is.  

R7 No classified material

Classified 'western' information is off limits regardless of how "open source" and "easy to find" it is.  

R8 Source artwork

If you have art in your post; you must provide a direct link to the art's source in the comment section, or a good reason why this was not possible. The source should be a place the artist themselves uploaded the art. A booru or watermark is not a source.  

R9 No low-effort posts

No egregiously low effort posts. E.g. screenshots, recent reposts, simple reaction & template memes, and images with the punchline in the title.

R10 Don't get us banned.

No brigading or harassing other subreddit pages. Do not post memes with a "haha people that I hate died… haha" punchline or violating the reddit-wide rules.

R11 Restricted Topics

The following posts will be automatically removed by the mod team.

India vs Pakistan

AI-generated Pictures or Text

Nuclear schizoposting ("doing the funni")

R12 Pornographic NSFW content and dead bodies.

Failure to follow this rule will result in a 30 day ban.

Use the ‘NSFWaifu’ flair and the SPOILER+NSFW tags for porn posts. Limit of one post every 7 days. No extreme content.

Posts with dead bodies must use the ‘Literal Death Inside’ flair and the SPOILER+NSFW tags.

R13 No misinformation.

NCD exists to make fun of misinformation, not to spread it. Make outlandish claims, but if your take doesn’t show signs of satire or exaggeration it will be removed. Misleading content may result in a ban. Regardless of source, don’t post obvious propaganda or fake news. Double-check facts and don't be an idiot.

/r/NonCredibleDefense

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5

Hypersonic missile program goes according to plan [to start countdown: * "pull my finger"]

1 Comment
2024/03/26
09:52 UTC

15

What westoids don't understand is Stalin was the best rap artist of his generation. Because you read the text without the sick beats.

5 Comments
2024/03/26
08:58 UTC

85

A conversation that has played out thousands of times this war

4 Comments
2024/03/26
06:52 UTC

747

True Story

I wanted to write NCD on the chicken plate. Our duel .50 hmmwv.

37 Comments
2024/03/26
04:58 UTC

279

All Bosnia bombing babies will be beaten senseless

14 Comments
2024/03/26
03:50 UTC

182

(OC) Someone on my T-55-fren post asked for a Wiesel fren. So...wiesel fren!

12 Comments
2024/03/26
03:22 UTC

4

ACheesdoodle-47Dorito "Spicey-N-Spooky"

0 Comments
2024/03/26
02:29 UTC

564

A daily Ukrainian drone diet

3 Comments
2024/03/26
01:21 UTC

2,338

Poland when Russia violates their airspace.

113 Comments
2024/03/26
01:20 UTC

67

would anyone like me to elaborate on this idea or is it a waste of time :/

10 Comments
2024/03/26
00:55 UTC

96

In the grim darkness of the not too distant future...

12 Comments
2024/03/26
00:20 UTC

295

My experience as a mailman on a military base (high effort)

12 Comments
2024/03/25
23:58 UTC

147

Regarding the recent hasty escape from the Golf Kart

4 Comments
2024/03/25
23:07 UTC

108

Abu Hafs is still up for grabs. The US is barely holding on to our top spot on the Caliph whacking scoreboard! We need a third on the board ASAP to maintain our lead!

5 Comments
2024/03/25
22:48 UTC

1,172

it's been ~60 years, time to move on

65 Comments
2024/03/25
22:24 UTC

3,753

Putin vs ISIS: Terrorist Showdown

244 Comments
2024/03/25
20:44 UTC

42

AFU tier trolling

7 Comments
2024/03/25
20:29 UTC

1,086

I did this! You did this?

35 Comments
2024/03/25
20:27 UTC

347

Cost matters

16 Comments
2024/03/25
20:20 UTC

483

What is a tank?

31 Comments
2024/03/25
20:04 UTC

305

An even more Proportional liquid response, based on u/JUICYPLANUS 's submission

51 Comments
2024/03/25
20:00 UTC

4,961

The mightiest army in Europe, ladies and gentlemen

213 Comments
2024/03/25
19:55 UTC

136

Luger the Antique German Pistol of the Zombie Apocalypse

20 Comments
2024/03/25
18:07 UTC

215

There, I fixed your music video 🗿

9 Comments
2024/03/25
18:27 UTC

975

Did you know The Simpsons predicted the mobik cube?

21 Comments
2024/03/25
18:21 UTC

759

Virgin russian hypersonic wunderwaffe vs chad 30 year old patriot

74 Comments
2024/03/25
18:07 UTC

3,788

Who you got?

171 Comments
2024/03/25
17:56 UTC

452

Carpet Bombing

9 Comments
2024/03/25
17:12 UTC

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