I need as shitty an MS Paint drawing as possible to commemorate my boss's superpower of destroying everyone's schedules.

Late 40's-early 50's, dad bod, glasses, short gray/brown hair.

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Give me your best/worst!

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/o8JPAUWS_w8/maxresdefault.jpg

Looking for a picture similar to the one above, except instead of a crab-walking person it's a bird.

https://www.masoncontractors.org/2008/10/30/acme-brick-develops-new-lean-green-brick/

At this site you can see the a real picture of what I'm looking for. A brick at an angle with the logo on the end just like you see in the image. I don't need grass. I don't need the rough edge on the back of the brick. It needs to be transparent. I'm looking to have coloring sheets for the kids in my showroom so they can make their own brick colors.

Hi! wondering if a ms paint artist would be interested in working with me to develop a little book/story of how my wife and i met and got married? I'm hoping to build something for our 1 year anniversary!

thank you!!

I would like someone to recreate the intro to Lord Bung’s series “Confinement” in MS paint. I don’t mean moving or animated, but rather stills of each time it changes. Make sure it looks slightly shitty.

Dank stuff

Hello, I would like to have MS Paint Request host a contest. I run a Volunteer Program for the City of Pueblo, Colorado and I need cover art for the Facebook page (I think 400x150 pixels). I would like to pick 12 submissions to be displayed once a month. Anything is acceptable as long as it says "Pueblo Parks and Recreation Volunteer Program"

I have absolutely no knowledge of MS Paint. Can anyone please do me a favor and take this image and turn it into an HD iphone wallpaper with the logo centered on an all black background? I am trying to do this for my little brother so he can have it as his background on his phone, and after fumbling around with MS Paint for an hour I thought I would see if anyone could help. Thank you so much, I would appreciate it greatly.

http://m.imgur.com/a/f6kK8

I need to prove my friend wrong who thinks he has beaten rule 34 because no bin weevil porn exists.

Edit: I dunno what happened with the caps

I need someone to make a really nice drawing 1600 x 1104 pixels that is elegant and colorful but not ornate, gaudy, abstract, or whimsical. It could be a portrait, animal, landscape, food, etc. Please point me to some work you've down on MSPaint that I can check out.

Thanks.

design on smock is up to you

I want to cosplay this Nova suit, but I need more angles. I'd love if someone could keep with the suit design showing the back and sides. I need to see how the torso/chest piece connects and looks on the back, while keeping with current style.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/71f4236d12eac8f59aaa034374a284ff/tumblr_ni5kltMIYs1qcexrpo1_1280.png

Can someone pls paint me Hillary Clinton adressing a crowd of super delegates and using an old jedi mind trick

'There will be no contested convention'

With like a sith lord type pose/get up - and wall street donors involved in the background somehow. Any other input is welcome TY!

I need someone to help me out. I need a Youtube background for my personal channel. the picture has to be 2560x1440. I need someone to draw me, and the text, "DylanFT," above it. I only want a picture from just below the shoulders up. I also want to be loudly exclaiming while holding a NES controller that I have snapped in half. I have dyed blue hair, my right eye is green, my left is blue, and i have a sort of old Justin Bieber haircut. The cartoonier I look, the better.

Hey guys,

I'd like tot surprise my friend with 4 or 9 versions of one of our photo's. If you guys could help me out, that'd be absolutely amazing.

http://imgur.com/vF7GyEb

Cheers!

It's super simple.

So I was thinking, "we should all contribute to some grand piece of 'work' by adding nothing but lines." It'll one line per person; every comment will start off with a single line, followed by every subsequent comment adding another line. They can be curved, but not bent. No editing previously placed lines, and colors are optional. If you feel the canvas needs an upsize, go ahead and do it (just maintain the original background color).

The best way I could think of organizing this is by having each commenter title their upload by increments of the posts before them. Also, everyone can start their own chain by commenting to the post (:

I'll comment to provide an example (and possibly start something you guys can complete).

Afternoon all,

Would anyone be in a position to help out with the drawing of a maternity leave / good luck card? We have the ridiculous design we want but our skill with paint is too poor to carry it out.

The idea:

The front page of the card will be nice and unsuspecting but as you open it up, on either page is a leg, as in, you're opening up the ladies legs so that she can give birth.

Now, imagine the room in a hospital where the docs/nurses take a woman to give birth. We need one of those rooms to be the setting on the interior of the card.

The view point will be that of the woman, so, looking down at her open legs. At the foot of the bed will be 3 guys all wearing aprons - similar to the one leatherface wears. The first guy on the left will have a name badge "Paul" and he will be wearing a welding mask and holding a crow bar. The middle guy will have a name badge "Kev" and he will be wearing a snorkel but also holding the baby which is still attached by the unbilicle chord. The last guy on the right will have the name badge "Jack" and he will be wearing a bee keepers mask and leaning in with a pair of scissors to snip the umbilicle chord.

This is a ridiculous request and I'm hoping that if 1 or more of you are able to draw this scene we can all have a great time looking at them.

Thank you for the help.

of an overweight person dancing. With a partner who made up of the word 'facts' Dances with Facts? Get it? Thanks. And yes - throwaway for obvious reasons.

Hey, I am curious and would be very grateful if anyone could draw me a cool logo that I can use as a picture including, the name Buckybeau in large letters and some cool gaming related stuff going on around the letters. If necessary it could be just Bucky. Thank you for your time, and I hope you enjoy drawing it. PM me if you have anymore questions.

Thanks a-dizzle ma nizzlin' bizzles fo' sho'.

http://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/comments/2gpegm/i_crossed_the_american_legion_bridge_this/

It's time to open up /r/furniturexorcism and I can't imagine anything better to start an ad campaign with the beauty of MSpaint.

Thank you!

Do whatever.

Monkseal sitting on beach

http://imgur.com/5b8OhmY

That is the picture that I would like to have the bucket hat.

Thanks :)