I was in the r/HonkaiImpact3rd subreddit and their last rule mentioned r/KarmaCourt

What Happened:

We had a bet that if Trump won he would delete his reddit account and if Harris won then I would delete mine.

[CHARGES]: He broke the agreement and is deleting his posts & blocking me.

[EVIDENCE]:

Here is him even acknowledging the bet in multiple posts that are not deleted yet https://www.reddit.com/r/fivethirtyeight/comments/1gj8gs8/comment/lvc8u8b/

https://www.reddit.com/r/fivethirtyeight/comments/1gjmqxq/comment/lvebt0d/

Also added both those links to wayback machine.

proof I am blocked : https://i.imgur.com/Dt8ybkb.png

Just wanted to know so I don't end up doing anything illegal.

https://imgur.com/a/fwOmmg8

https://imgur.com/a/sbD1a1A

Updates

Bout 10 o' clock

https://www.reddit.com/r/redditrequest/s/QdSJ9Tl52x

My request to moderate r/america was denied because of recent human activity.

Thu AUG 29

Bout 4pm

We need a defense attorney

Postscript

I edit and see charges. I save and see charge

In serious and earnest fashion: am I psychotic or is reddit rigging my shit?

https://imgur.com/gallery/Qy7XWsx

So, what happened?

[CHARGES]: Treacherous modding, Racism, Absolute Flairs. No representation of the people

[EVIDENCE]: Rules and Mod Titles

CHARGE: Treacherous modding: America is going through Crisis and the mods have duck taped our mouths by not allowing a mega thread or any area to sit down our concerns.

And oddly enough we only have two rules and the suffocating and weighty blanket of the mods. Then, to further add sus, it does appear, when reporting, that no politics is in fact a rule.

And when I clicked to learn more it gave be the same shtick however, I noticed we had a rainbow flag. Huh, thats certainly in no way how the sub feels.

In fact, our tags include, “I AM A CHINISE SHILL TRYING TO CALL TRUMP ORANGE.” I spit in disgust. other oddities. Every tag is capitalized except the Dunblane Remembers. Weird.

Absolute Flairs: our “leaders” or mods are flaired with these foreign titles of war. I, myself can not get a flair. I am disabled Veteran. I'd love a flair.

Hell, now that I'm squaring up our sideways ass subreddit; I simply cannot help but to notice. u/Skuld has been here 12 more years than I yet I outweigh him in karma.

Well, I also was in the military with a proper title. I'd love to take on this little war we're having with?

Evidence:

Mods n’ Rules

American flairs

Report Screen

(Watch your eyes) Additional Information

No flairs for the people

Side by side comparison of Skuld and I.

Finally, list the case members as they get added.

JUDGE- u/themanfromoctober

DEFENCE- /u/DefenceName

PROSECUTOR- u/karmaistaken123

Other- If necessary add Stenographer, Bailiff, Witness, etc

edit But to by

edit

We have judge and prosecutor

We need the defense

Video:

https://fb.watch/sTavmgauuW/?mibextid=w8EBqM

News article:

https://www.lohud.com/story/news/local/rockland/haverstraw/2024/02/08/haverstraw-ny-fatal-hit-and-run-rosana-pelaez-dipaolo-had-revoked-license-says-police/72528701007/

June 18, 2024. Plaintiff submits a text post to r/PublicFreakout to prompt a discussion on improving the sub. The post was pending moderator approval, due to the fact that text posts require moderator approval in this sub. See Exhibit A. Plaintiff immediately received a message that they were permanently banned from r/PublicFreakout (Exhibit B). The plaintiff queried how to discuss the state of the sub if this was incorrect even though the rules were indeed followed. r/PublicFreakout mod freaked out at the Plaintiff. Exhibit C includes the post that was pending moderator approval.

[CHARGES]:

CHARGE: Unwarranted Ban

CHARGE: Failure to Follow Local Regulation

[EVIDENCE]:

EXHIBIT A

EXHIBIT B

EXHIBIT C

Case Members

JUDGE- /u/Judgename

DEFENCE- /u/DefenceName

PROSECUTOR- /u/ProsecutionName

Other-

We have let this place go to shit, I demand a trial and that we are all punished!

Attorney for the defence- u/unkown228822

Chicken seller conspiracy theorist- u/calibuildr

Galadriel from the films not the stupid Amazon series u/famousevan

Judge- u/EquipmentSuccessful5

Prosecutor- u/bananak47

Bartender- u/MassDisregard

Borliff and most important person in the case- u/ineededtosaythishere

Just looking for a less satire-based subreddit but still similar to this one?

Thanks, Oatmeal

On the 14th of April, Plaintiff received a messaged informing that he had been permanently banned from the subreddit known as r/rant. While the ban included a hyperlink to the comment posted by the plaintiff, it did not explain how it went against community rules. The plaintiff messaged the mod team asking for an explanation of the ban and was met with hostility as they threatened to report him for harassment and muted him before he could make any further replies.

[CHARGES]:

CHARGE: Unwarranted Ban in the Second Degree

CHARGE: Failure to Explain Ban in the First Degree

CHARGE: Threat of Retaliation in the First Degree

[EVIDENCE]:

[EXHIBIT A]"https://imgur.com/a/xhj7mG5"

JUDGE- The honorable u/themanfromoctober

DEFENCE- u/nixtunes

PROSECUTOR- u/BigPeenman2

Other-

So what happened?

I posted this picture to the subreddit /r/apexlegends. Just to be clear, it's my apex wraith banner, it has almost 7mil damage in game (took me 5 years to do).

1. Post got removed, and I was banned for 2 days (arbitrary rule incitement)

2. So I ask if it was necessary to ban and remove. So they banned me again (abuse of power).

3. Then I told them what I thought of the situation and said I was done talking, so they hit me with this super nice message making sure i was literate (being mean)

[CHARGES]: 1st degree arbitrary rule incitement, 1st degree abuse of power, 1st degree being mean, 1st degree taking their job way too seriously

[EVIDENCE]:

1 (arbitrary rule incitement)

2 (abuse of power)

3 (being mean)

Finally, list the case members as they get added.

JUDGE- /u/themanfromoctober

DEFENCE- /u/Bananak47

PROSECUTOR- /u/1SinularFlameEmoji

EDIT: they have now reported me to the admins and gotten me banned from reddit (for 3 days) lmao

Hey there, fellow Redditors! So, picture this: you're in a classic sitcom scenario where your girlfriend seems to have more time for your friend—who happens to be your friend-turned-wife—than for you. Yep, welcome to my life!

It's like trying to schedule a hangout with the Loch Ness Monster—always elusive and mysterious. Here I am, trying to plan a romantic evening or even just a casual catch-up, and I get hit with, "Sorry, babe, busy with [friend's name], you know how it is!"

I mean, sure, I get it, she's married to my buddy, but does that mean I get relegated to the back burner faster than yesterday's leftovers? It's like being in a real-life rom-com, except I'm playing the role of the bumbling sidekick instead of the leading man!

I even tried scheduling time with her like it's a business meeting—complete with color-coded calendars and reminder alarms. But nope, her schedule's already booked solid with "wife duties" and "spouse obligations."

And let's not even get started on the awkwardness when we all hang out together. It's like being the third wheel on a unicycle—totally out of place and wondering why I even bothered showing up.

But hey, in the spirit of keeping things light and hilarious, I've decided to embrace the absurdity of it all. Maybe I'll start a support group for fellow "neglected by my friend's wife" folks. We can meet up for drinks and commiserate about our shared predicament!

In the meantime, I'll just keep sending out those "Wanted: Girlfriend Time" flyers and crossing my fingers for a miracle. Who knows, maybe one day I'll actually manage to snag some quality time with my elusive girlfriend—between her wifely duties, of course!

Until then, wish me luck, fellow Redditors, and if you see my girlfriend out and about, tell her I'm still waiting for that elusive date night!

Cheers to navigating the hilariously awkward world of relationships, where even the most absurd situations can turn into the best stories! 🍻😂

#TRIAL THREAD | VERDICT

People of r/KarmaCourt, I present to you a case no different than others — the guilty act of u/EmpressOfTomorrow0 karmawhoring off a post I already created!

What Happened:

18 days ago, I created a topic that reached such minimal amount of upvotes and two replies: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/s/8E4Vc8ePJq

8 hours ago, u/EmpressOfTomorrow0 posts the same topic as mine, which then reaches more popularity than my post: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheWalkingDeadGame/s/Z2fZHDUucg

The defendant disguises their repost by making it more clickbaity by attaching images.

[CHARGES]:

• 1st Degree of Karmawhoring
• 1st Degree of Reposting
• 1st Degree of Clickbait
• 1st Degree of a Triangle

What Happened?: You need only look around yourself at the ruin of our once great and popular halls and courts. Hell we even have a discord. This was once not just a place where you could get justice, this was a place meant for frivolity, merrymaking, absurdity, poetry, hiauks*, and every once in a while a place where karmawhores would get their just desserts.

What does all this mean?: I dunno, I guess this is a call for Moderators. But if you fucking spam my god damn in folder with horse shit, i'm just gonna be pissy, so use THIS post to plea your case. Wow us, and by us I mean, Me.

*in November

#####GET IT ON!

I am suing the entirety of Reddit for causing me to waste hundreds of hours of my time. I am requesting reimbursement for damages in the form of access to a Time Machine to get the time I wasted on this site back, along with my permanent banishment from Reddit to prevent any further wasting of time. I trust the honourable r/KarmaCourt to deliver a just verdict.

Text (optional)

Since when? And why?

Sir, Madam, Good people of the Supreme Karma Court of the United Subs of Reddit, Deat Janitor, Dear chicken nuggets vendor,

I feel i have been wronged. I expressed my opinion on a post, and my phrasing led to a misunderstanding and 30 unjustified downvotes. My opinion was agreeing with OP and criticizing the societal conditions and environnement who led OP to this spectacular and sad situation.

People thought i was condemning OP. I was not, ever.

Is my case receivable?

Many thanks.

With the most utterly respectful kind distinguished regards,

Dr snoggleszxsz

NB PLEASE see un-attached screenshotzz

#TRIAL THREAD (prosecution) | (defense)

#VERDICT: GUILTY AS SIN.

On February 26, u/bastethotgirl drunkenly stumbled into Courtroom B shouting something about "GIVE ME UPVOTES ❤️❤️" and spraying a hyperlink to unseemly sites in a most unladylike fashion. The charges against her are as follows:

1. 3 counts of Indecent Exposure by flinging reprehensible hyperlinks around Edit: Charge #1 withdrawn, since the defendant quickly deleted the aforementioned unsavory links after being called out. Charges #2 and #3 still stand.

2. 4 counts of Being a Silly Sod

3. 1 count of Sullying the Good Name of This Esteemed Court by making a traveshamockery of our august proceedings

The prosecution requests that she be punished by carrying a jamming device with her for at least three years that renders her incapable of accessing the Internet and sending or receiving videos and photos, and she should also be fined 5 million schmekels. I await your response, Your Honor.

Judge: u/J_S_M_K

Prosecution: u/Shamrock5

Defense: u/Athuny

Bailiff: u/unknown228822

Guy making car rings: u/MrChosenRoseWolf2002

Distributor of fried chicken: u/KurnolSanders

Elderly, bitter kourt stenographer: u/Bananak47

Eager Janitor: u/Tybaltr53

So what happened?

1. A commentator posited that Hamas is ostensibly in violation of the International Court of Justice (ICJ) mandates by not expeditiously facilitating the release of all hostages, questioning whether the United Nations (UN) would highlight this transgression. (exhibit A)

2. In response, the Plaintiff contended that, given Hamas's status as a non-sovereign entity, it is beyond the jurisdictional purview of the ICJ's orders. Nonetheless, Hamas's actions contravene international law, subject to adjudication under the International Criminal Court (ICC). (exhibit B)

3. The Defendants proceeded to exclude the Plaintiff from the subreddit, alleging that the Plaintiff's comments infringed upon the community's regulations.(exhibit C)

4. The Plaintiff refuted these allegations, arguing that the distinction between the ICC and the ICJ is a matter of public record and does not constitute a breach of any stated forum rules.

5. Attempts by the Plaintiff to engage with the Defendants via moderator communication channels were met with no response. (exhibit C)

6. A post by another subreddit participant (exhibit D), which served as the platform for the contested comment, was subsequently removed under the pretext of violating the [opinion/analysis] rule—a classification disputed by the Plaintiff, noting that reputable sources like The Guardian expressly delineate opinion pieces (exhibits E, F).

The unjustly removed news report was titled: "Israel appears to be in breach of ICJ orders on Gaza, senior UN official says""

7. The Plaintiff, alongside reports from other aggrieved parties (exhibit G), posits that the selective enforcement of forum rules may have been discriminatorily applied against Palestinian perspectives.

8. It is recognized by analogous judicial bodies, including the ICJ, that Palestinians constitute a distinct ethnic group.

9. On these grounds, the Plaintiff alleges that the Defendants' actions amount to an ethnically motivated, unjust exclusion, tantamount to a hate crime.

The Plaintiff seeks redress for these grievances, asserting that the Defendants' conduct represents a deliberate and prejudicial application of subreddit rules, ostensibly violating principles of fairness and equality.

Demand for Relief: The Plaintiff seeks the following relief:

• a. An immediate reversal of the unfair ban imposed on the Plaintiff.

• b. A formal apology from the Defendants for the unjust targeting and the reinstatement of the Plaintiff's rights to participate in r/ worldnews discussions.

• c. A review and revision of moderation practices to ensure fair and unbiased enforcement of community rules.

• d. Any further relief that the court deems just and appropriate.

[CHARGES]:

Unfair Ban: The Plaintiff alleges that the ban imposed by the Defendants was without just cause, lacking a factual basis and violating the principles of fairness and equality inherent to the community guidelines.

Aggravated Targeting of Palestinian Voices: The Plaintiff further alleges that the Defendants' actions constitute an aggravated targeting of Palestinian voices, indicative of an ethnically motivated bias, which is antithetical to the values of free speech and equality.

Ethnically Aggravated Unfair Ban

[EVIDENCE]:

EXHIBIT A

"Pretty sure Hamas is in Breach of the ICJ for not immediately releasing all the hostages. Will the UN point this out?"

EXHIBIT B

Hamas is not a state, so the ICJ order is not binding on them.

Hamas is in violation of international law, which would be prosecuted under the ICC.

EXHIBIT C
Please find attached herein, for your reference and perusal, the pertinent hyperlink to the comment which has been designated by the Defendants as being in contravention of the established community rules. Said hyperlink is located at the lower left quadrant of the accompanying Screenshot

EXHIBIT D

removed post purportedly for being an opinon/analysis

EXHIBIT E

link clearly marked as news by the guardian titled: "Israel appears to be in breach of ICJ orders on Gaza, senior UN official says"

EXHIBIT F

exemplar, evidencing The Guardian's customary practice of unequivocally delineating opinion pieces

EXHIBIT G

Enclosed within this communication is a detailed sub-thread comprising numerous allegations of discriminatory conduct, manifestly directed at comments and commentators expressing pro-Palestinian sentiments, including, but not limited to, unwarranted bans. This sub-thread evidences a discernible and unwavering pattern of such prejudicial treatment extending over a period exceeding three months, thereby underscoring a systematic approach to moderation that appears to disproportionately affect individuals and viewpoints advocating for Palestinian perspectives.

EXHIBIT H

The undersigned hereby submits witness testimony by u/jwfallinker which establishes a correlative link between the observable shift in the subreddit's character and the implementation of unfair moderation practices, and the change of moderators in October 2021.

EXHIBIT I

The undersigned presents for the record a testimony from/u/didsomebodysaymyname who was subject to an unwarranted exclusion from participation, subsequent to their articulation of a statement asserting that three hostages were fatally compromised by actions attributable to the Israel Defense Forces (IDF). This testimony details the circumstances surrounding the ban, emphasizing the user's assertion as a factual recounting of events, and challenges the fairness and appropriateness of the moderation action taken in response to such a statement.

EXHIBIT J Israeli Ministry of Affairs website, confirming /u/didsomebodysaymyname assertions

• Yotam Haim, 28, of Kibbutz Kfar Azza - Abducted from his home on October 7. He managed to escape from Hamas captivity on December 15, but was mistaken for a terrorist by IDF troops, who opened fire and killed him during battle.
• Alon Lulu Shamriz, 26, of Kibbutz Kfar Azza - Abducted from his home on October 7. He managed to escape from Hamas captivity on December 15, but was mistaken for a terrorist by IDF troops, who opened fire and killed him during battle.
• Samer Fuad El-Talalka, 22, of Hura - Abducted from Kibbutz Nir Am on October 7. He managed to escape from Hamas captivity on December 15, but was mistaken for a terrorist by IDF troops, who opened fire and killed him during battle.

Finally, list the case members as they get added.

JUDGE- /u/kerberos69

DEFENCE- /u/unknown228822 (pending client's approval)

PROSECUTOR- /u/Bananak47

COURT VENDOR- /u/famousevan selling fresh, buttery popcorn. Halal and Kosher varieties available.

AUDIENCE - /u/under-a-soft-sky : making sarcastic comments under their breath and occasional ooos and aaahhs.

• /u/frazing

Other- If necessary add Stenographer, Bailiff, Witness, etc

Good time of day wherever y’all may be.

I raise some disturbing evidence to the court, the mods of r/HVAC have deviated from their posted policy. I have fallen victim to a ban of a subreddit for an industry that I myself am a professional with many years of experience in. I work in HVAC distribution and received an amazing deal on expensive equipment, in my haste I made a post to r/HVAC after quickly skimming the rules and noting that the Ad rules opened saying no posting links to outside websites to sell. I posted a photo of my newly acquired items and said to DM me, there was no ad sharing involved. I was swiftly permanently banned from the subreddit, with the mod team proclaiming it is posted that selling things on the subreddit is an automatic permanent ban. In which it does not.

Proof will be posted in the comments of these heinous crimes. The actions of this specific unknown mod for r/HVAC will not go unnoticed!

[CHARGES] Unjust permanent ban, instead of post removal only.

What Happened:

I made post titled "Which regional birb is the cutest? Definitely Pidove right?" and it included a picture of all nine regional birds. Approximately 4 hours into the post going up it had gained 500 karma and then was removed for violating rule 3. Rule 3 states discussion post must not include images unless it "uniquely informs" or "uniquely prompts" the discussion. It is my belief that a discussion of the appearances of pokemon are uniquely informed by providing a reference picture for the viewer. My case hinges on the interpretation of "uniquely informs" and how the use of this rule was unfairly used against me on a post gaining a lot of traction.

[CHARGES]: Unjust removal of post, Karma suppression

[EVIDENCE]: The Post I have DMs between myself and the mod team but not sure how to or if I should share them.

Hello all, first time posting here. Bringing you a case about the most important thing on the internet : a cat.

What Happened:

Some people keep on stealing my cat pictures (who is a notmycat, but not the point here !) for karma farming. Kind users here tag me on the new posts using my (stolen) pictures each time it happens again. I'm starting to be tired of seeing my cat (well not, but you get the point), my hand and my keyboard (yes, before you ask, it's an editing keyboard) on Reddit when I don't post it myself.

[CHARGES]:

stealing my picture of the cute cat to farm karma. Some people tag me on the comment to warn me the post has been stolen again, you can read that in the comment.

https://www.reddit.com/r/notmycat/comments/16i8nvr/still_not_my_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[EVIDENCE]:

this was my original post

https://www.reddit.com/r/notmycat/comments/127jc1p/still_not_my_cat/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Proof that it's my cat :

https://www.reddit.com/r/blackcats/comments/14ygimd/help_my_void_is_upside_down_how_do_i_reset_it/

And the little guy is litteraly seating on my lap while I'm writting this post. He is disagreeing that I spend so much time fighting crime on the internet instead of petting him. Please help him.

People of r/KarmaCourt, I bring to you a case of spam in the server r/riseofnationsroblox and r/RoNroblox. do me a favor and take a look at any post that is on these servers, like, this one:

https://www.reddit.com/r/riseofnationsroblox/comments/15i3ycy/the_logic_of_scorchers/ or;

https://www.reddit.com/r/riseofnationsroblox/comments/15i3r9c/why_is_this_sub_being_flooded_with_utter_garbage/

or just most of the posts on the sub.

all the same message

"I’m a minor"

this is very clearly a case of spam and potentially of self-doxing and harassment.

Judge: u/dpx6101

Defence: u/Demonking3343

Bartender, Prosecution: u/Buttman980

Petty karma grab:

https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/150ryk3/why_would_you_want_to_live_a_peaceful_happy_life/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

Good afternoon fellow redditors! My last case was to bulldoze this here miserable house of "guilty" persons we used to ~~give ~~ sell to the kourt after we abolished the food safety codes to allow executed (in any way) meat.

What I present here is FAR more sinister than what's even imaginable!

It is said that Reddit through extremely high api usage costs will force out EVERY Reddit app, and force us to use their own shitty software.

Remember /.? How's about Digg? It's soon going to be rotting with them. So, who could help whip up a kase before the end? There are far too many crimes here to specify exactly which they are breaking, so let's formulate a list?

But first things first. Whose dick ya gotta choke down to get a drink from our missing official kort bartender?

CHARGES: Suicide, douche-baggery, aggravated destruction, assault on Snoo

Evidence: Everywhere

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Karma Kort Staff:

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JUDGE- /r/Socratov

DEFENCE- /u/

PROSECUTOR- /u/Bananak47

JURORS- /u/dpx6101

BARTENDER- /u/Bananak47 /u/Death_Passed

EXECUTIONER(S)- /u/dpx6101 /u/Zrex_9224

ARMS DEALER(S)- /u/Andrelam /u/Heinrik

JESTERS(S)- /u/Bananak47

EMOJI-LANGUAGE (SIGN LANGUAGE) INTERPRETER- /u/tooboredtothnkofname

BUS BOY/BLOOD WIPER- /u/MightTurnIntoaStory

$10 DUCK DANCER(S)- /u/Bananak47

CONCESSIONS- /u/Zrex_9224

UNDERTAKER/BODY CHOP SHOP- SEE BELOW🔻🔻🔻

ROTTING CARCASS MEAT VENDER(S) (CULINARY ABOMINATION EXPERT) 🤢- /r/TinCanOHate & /u/The-Daleks

COURTHOUSE DEMOLITION CREW- /u/IndecisiveRedditor

JURY EATING DANCING LOBSTER(S)- /u/

PROFESSIONAL JOINT SOUNDFX & SMOKER- /u/Dramatic85

Other- If necessary add Stenographer, Bailiff, Witness, etc

Their post is titled new phone just dropped. But is it not far more likely that they dropped an old phone and took a picture with a new one? AITA? DAE google en passant?

DEPOSITION:

WHEREFORE, on Thursday, April 13^(th) of the year of our Lord MMXXIII, the Defendant (u/indecisiveredditor) filed a proposal to demolish this, our great Kourt,

WHEREFORE, as is normal for court cases in this circuit, he included a list of needed roles,

WHEREFORE, at the top of that list was a request for a gravedigger, to "dig up half rotting meat for the court room [sic] food vendor",

WHEREFORE, the Tin Can O' Hate ("KarmaCourt's best pub and eatery!") serves only the finest quality food and spirits,

WE, the Plaintiffs, take Umbrage at the Defendant's scurrilous libel of our Reputation, and request satisfaction.

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PLAINTIFFS:

• r/TinCanOHate
• The Daleks, owners and operators of r/TinCanOHate
• CMOT Dibbler, supplier of the Tin Can O' Hate's Sausage Inna Buns
• u/Rou2_Rambo, proprietor of Rambo's [unprintable]s

DEFENDANT:

• u/indecisiveredditor

REQUESTED COMPENSATION:

• $15,000,000 (fifteen million United States Dollars)

EVIDENCE:

• Exhibit 1: https://imgur.com/ne1pRy5

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PRIMARY ROLES:

• Judge: u/dpx6101
• Prosecutor: u/Bananak47
• Defense: u/ScarletWill1
• Jury:
  • Juror #4: u/graggy_ice

ONLOOKERS:

• u/karmaistaken123: Annoying Insurance Salesman

NEW CASE

Let's get together at 21:30 CST tonight to get this case setup

Good afternoon fellow insane redditors.

I'd like to make a motion to bulldoze this here courthouse (with employees still at work inside) to the ground and pardon those who haven't been executed yet.
We can't seem to make money here between inflation, the court bar tenders, legally licensed court appointed con-artist, and our swift execution team that swoops in before the gavel rests.

Let's put up a good tax generator! Perhaps a do-it-yourself cat wash? Otherwise, this starving jester will start filling as many frivolous lawsuits as possible to keep my coked-out gay strippers on my table.

Needed roles: Grave digger - to apparently dig up half rotting meat for the court room food vendor.

We still need: Judge, attorney, jury, bar tenders, cheerleaders, con-artist, scammers, crooks, and bible thumping idiots please!!!