/r/JurassicMemes
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/r/JurassicMemes
Alright, Jurassic Park fam, I’m back because one post isn’t enough to process the sheer disrespect Zara Young went through. It’s been YEARS, and it still feels like the writers woke up and said, "You know who doesn’t need basic human dignity? This queen."
Let’s talk about what should’ve been.
Picture this: Zara survives her insane game of aerial hot potato with the Pteranodon, climbs out of the Mosasaur tank drenched but victorious, and has the ultimate “I’ve had enough of this sh*t” moment. Like Alan Grant vibes, but in heels. She quits her assistant job on the spot and flips off Claire in front of the whole control room ( let’s face it, Claire deserved it). People, want MINDLESS action? Give them what they WANT.
Next think you know, she finally marries her fiancé and lives happily ever after (because the romantics need closure). Meanwhile, Claire’s still trying to figure out how to outrun a T-Rex in Gucci pumps.
But no. Instead, it was decided to turn Zara into an extra in a Pteranodon/Mosasaur dinner party. For what? Shock value? If I wanted that, I’d rewatch Nedry getting his karma from a Dilophosaurus.
And for everyone defending it with, “Dinosaurs are mindless animals,” let’s be real. They didn’t treat Zara like mindless animals. They treated her like she was Elon on Reddit.
Owen’s running a literal raptor CrossFit cult and the raptors are like 'Respect bro' ’ And Claire’s out there running through the jungle in heels without a scratch, and those kids are literally screaming into the void. But the dinos? Nah, they took one look at Zara and said, “Her. She’s the one we’re taking down today.” Either they had some weird, calculated beef, or Zara was the name of the writer’s ex-girlfriend.
So yeah, next time someone says she was “just an assistant,” tell them she had more writing potential than half the franchise combined.
TL;DR: Justice for Zara.She was a queen who deserved a redemption arc, not to be turned into a FUCKING appetizer.In our hearts, she’s still alive and thriving. And honestly? She’s probably doing it better in heels than Claire.
#ZaraForJurassicWorld4