/r/IndecentExposure

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This subreddit is for posting screenshots, pictures, or stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

For memes and other nonsense related to /r/ChoosingBeggars

Rules:

  1. Please be within the gradient of normal, don't be an asshole or a bigot or do anything obnoxious like spam the sub

  2. Until further notice, all shitposts are welcome here. Memes, meta, failed attempts at creative writing, badfaketexts that were really stupid to post in the main sub, and general dumb self-posts that nobody will care about. And if you feel like that is a green light to be annoying, please refer to Rule 1

/r/IndecentExposure

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Literally ruined

0 Comments
2021/11/28
17:58 UTC

0

Facebook REALLY wants me to become a choosing beggar

4 Comments
2021/11/11
20:11 UTC

6

Thongs illegal?

Is it illegal to be in just a thong underwear out in public in Pennsylvania?

6 Comments
2021/07/17
05:08 UTC

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Person Influenced by Influencers wants a subreddit to be nicer to Influencers; in exchange offers to Influence plebians about how great Influencers are

3 Comments
2021/03/16
21:10 UTC

67

Birthday Beggars

1 Comment
2021/01/23
05:17 UTC

59

My post was deleted in choosing beggars and asked to post here

0 Comments
2020/11/28
04:54 UTC

24

Harlan Ellison Is Offered "Exposure" by Warner Brothers

0 Comments
2020/04/16
20:44 UTC

0

Wait is this a clone of r/choosingbeggars lmao

1 Comment
2020/02/18
07:02 UTC

60

What a choosing beggar!

2 Comments
2020/01/22
19:11 UTC

5

Hey r/IndecentExposure! It's time to vote for the best of the best of 2019.

Every year reddit.com does a yearly best of rewards. This year is best of 2019. What's that mean? We got a bunch of reddit awards to give away, we'll be giving the awards to the highest voted nominee and the winner of each category.


Let's get down to some categories:

  • Best Overall Post
  • Best Overall Comment
  • Best User
  • Best Mod

In previous years we have struggled to get many nominations due to having to many categories, to try and get more nominees we have simplified the categories

the top voted nominations will receive reddit premium, courtesy of the admins


How voting will work:

This thread will be set to contest mode. This means that all comments will be sorted randomly and no scores will be displayed.

Please reply to the top level comment under the category with appropriate links for your nomination. Please only nominate a submission once per category. If you see the one you wanted to add please upvote it (this is how you vote on each category). At the end we will check all the vote numbers to determine the winner in each category.

You may not nominate your own threads

You may not nominate yourself

You may upvote nominations you agree with (that's how the winner is determined)

You may only nominate submissions made in 2019.


Awards will be awarded to the winner of each category!


Feel free to message us if you have any questions.

Help us vote for the best of the best & GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!

7 Comments
2020/01/03
00:04 UTC

108

Didnt know he was one

0 Comments
2019/11/21
12:14 UTC

43

The lyrics of this song...

1 Comment
2019/10/26
01:00 UTC

65

Tell that to Choosing Beggars...

0 Comments
2019/07/26
15:12 UTC

6

This one time, I really DID give people exposure for providing me with a service!

Some caveats:

  • The exposure I gave was in addition to the money I paid them in full
  • The exposure was unintentional on my part

Basically, I was relocating to a new apartment, and I hired movers to transport my stuff. A couple of my new roommates were around when the movers came with my things, and I might have mentioned to them that I was happy with the service the movers provided. Those roommates, who had yet to move in themselves, ended up choosing the same moving company a few weeks later! :-)

What about you guys?
Have you ever given anyone "exposure"?
Especially in a form that provided the receiver with a tangible benefit?

1 Comment
2019/07/17
08:42 UTC

71

[OC] Fucking psych!

4 Comments
2019/07/07
15:22 UTC

82

Also on choosingbeggars

1 Comment
2019/07/04
01:27 UTC

122

Thailand has its own problems with traveling beggars

10 Comments
2019/07/02
15:53 UTC

48

Tries to buy steel at a discount and when refused he follows up with a "Don't you know who I am"

2 Comments
2019/06/29
16:10 UTC

84

Boom

0 Comments
2019/06/24
04:19 UTC

105

Everyday exposure

3 Comments
2019/06/19
09:29 UTC

50

The man who survived at sea the longest by accident gets sued by choosing beggars, read the whole story.

1 Comment
2019/06/13
19:19 UTC

24

Choosing Beggar Bingo! Accepting more ideas for more squares!

3 Comments
2019/06/10
14:33 UTC

59

He wants stuff for free, or he'll trap you on a tie loop

0 Comments
2019/06/10
13:29 UTC

55

Even kids know thanks to this show.

2 Comments
2019/06/03
23:43 UTC

27

The choosing beggar poem: my failed attempt at creative writing

As you go forth to sell, or buy,

or donate, as you choose,

be wary of th’entitled folks

that wander free and loose.

On generosity they feed;

they prey on empathy.

They are not clients, or in need;

they’re choosing beggars, see.

Plain beggars do have decency.

They’ll thank you for a meal.

And if you offer them discount,

they’ll think it’s a good deal.

But choosing beggars? Keep at bay.

They’re special, you see.

They want it all, and right away,

delivered and for free.

They will refuse to take an inch

because it’s not a mile;

they’ll drink your blood stream like a cinch,

and harp at you the while.

“Your art is beautiful!” they cry.

“Could you do some for me?”

“Sure, what’s your budget?” you reply.

“Lol bro, do it for free.”

“I’ll shout you out with grace and wit,

expose you far and wide,

and even ask for more free shit

if you do this one right.”

“It can not be that hard to make,

if only I knew how.

Indeed, it looks a piece of cake,

so give it to me now.”

“It’s overrated, overpriced,

and all around, bad deal.

I’m offering all you’ll ever get.

Just take it, it’s a steal.”

“No, you say? Stupid piece of bread!

Duck you! You’ve ruined my day!

You thief and scam! You knucklehead!

Your art sucks anyway!”

Or, “won’t you babysit my kids

for half a cent per hour?

Ice cream and fun included, too.

Don’t you be selfish, now!”

You try real hard to satisfy,

you always do your best,

yet swiftly comes the shrill reply,

‘it's for church, honey. Next!'

And when at last you do say no,

they’ll say ‘this will not do'.

They’ll yell, abuse, and lecture you,

and then they'll block you, too.

So it's best to leave cb’s alone

and wait not to be thanked

by the sweet cancer-suffering kids

whose Christmases you wrecked.

6 Comments
2019/05/15
05:43 UTC

112

My rune engraving is complete!

1 Comment
2019/04/30
14:06 UTC

47

To all the picky people

0 Comments
2019/04/25
01:45 UTC

47

I-

0 Comments
2019/04/21
13:57 UTC

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