/r/IndecentExposure
This subreddit is for posting screenshots, pictures, or stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.
For memes and other nonsense related to /r/ChoosingBeggars
Rules:
Please be within the gradient of normal, don't be an asshole or a bigot or do anything obnoxious like spam the sub
Until further notice, all shitposts are welcome here. Memes, meta, failed attempts at creative writing, badfaketexts that were really stupid to post in the main sub, and general dumb self-posts that nobody will care about. And if you feel like that is a green light to be annoying, please refer to Rule 1
/r/IndecentExposure
Is it illegal to be in just a thong underwear out in public in Pennsylvania?
Every year reddit.com does a yearly best of rewards. This year is best of 2019. What's that mean? We got a bunch of reddit awards to give away, we'll be giving the awards to the highest voted nominee and the winner of each category.
Let's get down to some categories:
In previous years we have struggled to get many nominations due to having to many categories, to try and get more nominees we have simplified the categories
the top voted nominations will receive reddit premium, courtesy of the admins
How voting will work:
This thread will be set to contest mode. This means that all comments will be sorted randomly and no scores will be displayed.
Please reply to the top level comment under the category with appropriate links for your nomination. Please only nominate a submission once per category. If you see the one you wanted to add please upvote it (this is how you vote on each category). At the end we will check all the vote numbers to determine the winner in each category.
You may not nominate your own threads
You may not nominate yourself
You may upvote nominations you agree with (that's how the winner is determined)
You may only nominate submissions made in 2019.
Awards will be awarded to the winner of each category!
Feel free to message us if you have any questions.
Help us vote for the best of the best & GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
Some caveats:
Basically, I was relocating to a new apartment, and I hired movers to transport my stuff. A couple of my new roommates were around when the movers came with my things, and I might have mentioned to them that I was happy with the service the movers provided. Those roommates, who had yet to move in themselves, ended up choosing the same moving company a few weeks later! :-)
What about you guys?
Have you ever given anyone "exposure"?
Especially in a form that provided the receiver with a tangible benefit?
As you go forth to sell, or buy,
or donate, as you choose,
be wary of th’entitled folks
that wander free and loose.
On generosity they feed;
they prey on empathy.
They are not clients, or in need;
they’re choosing beggars, see.
Plain beggars do have decency.
They’ll thank you for a meal.
And if you offer them discount,
they’ll think it’s a good deal.
But choosing beggars? Keep at bay.
They’re special, you see.
They want it all, and right away,
delivered and for free.
They will refuse to take an inch
because it’s not a mile;
they’ll drink your blood stream like a cinch,
and harp at you the while.
“Your art is beautiful!” they cry.
“Could you do some for me?”
“Sure, what’s your budget?” you reply.
“Lol bro, do it for free.”
“I’ll shout you out with grace and wit,
expose you far and wide,
and even ask for more free shit
if you do this one right.”
“It can not be that hard to make,
if only I knew how.
Indeed, it looks a piece of cake,
so give it to me now.”
“It’s overrated, overpriced,
and all around, bad deal.
I’m offering all you’ll ever get.
Just take it, it’s a steal.”
“No, you say? Stupid piece of bread!
Duck you! You’ve ruined my day!
You thief and scam! You knucklehead!
Your art sucks anyway!”
Or, “won’t you babysit my kids
for half a cent per hour?
Ice cream and fun included, too.
Don’t you be selfish, now!”
You try real hard to satisfy,
you always do your best,
yet swiftly comes the shrill reply,
‘it's for church, honey. Next!'
And when at last you do say no,
they’ll say ‘this will not do'.
They’ll yell, abuse, and lecture you,
and then they'll block you, too.
So it's best to leave cb’s alone
and wait not to be thanked
by the sweet cancer-suffering kids
whose Christmases you wrecked.