/r/circlejerkseattle
Paseo, sunsets, bicycles, Seahawks, Kerry Park, Comcast, Macklemore, Nirvana, Mariners, Washington, Sounders, Huskies, Eastside, Bellevue, Microsoft, Amazon, lost pets. Everything popular around Seattle is fair game here in /r/CirclejerkSeattle.
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Meetups
- Monday - Hang out with the Seagulls at Ivars to enter for your chance to win Precious Vinegar Fries
- Tuesday - REGIONALS!!!
- Wednesday - Hide and Go Seek inside the Monkfish
- Thursday - Revealing What's Really Inside My Bag of Denny Triangles
- Friday - Hanging Out Sideways Underwater at 5 a.m. in Elliott Bay and Pretending to be Spider Crabs
- Saturday - Loiter in the Middle of Pike Place and Pretend to be a Brick
- Sunday - Taste the Rainbow at the Gum Wall
Rules
- Follow Reddit rules.
- No personal attacks or harassment.
Angsty Links
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I'm an entitled new arrival with expired tabs on my shitty car and how dare you.
16:11 UTC
Entitled IT Tech Bros of Seattle
23:13 UTC
Aurora at home:
22:42 UTC
SeattleWA sucks now.
Has anyone else noticed that a single person has like three accounts that make up a good amount of the content on SeattleWA? One that makes posts and the other two to keep them active. I don't think the mods are in on it, but maybe they are turning a blind eye since it adds content.
04:40 UTC
With genocide enablers visiting our lovely city this weekend, restrain yourselves from leveling any imminent threats; because as we all know, that's only okay when they do it. Stay safe Seattle! 🫶
03:45 UTC
Jonathan Choe gotta catch em all remix
01:54 UTC
Spring theme song in honor of Belltown Hellcat
15:13 UTC
I'm surprised redditors of Seattle have never heard of these
22:25 UTC
Belltown noises - x-post /r/seattle since it's removed there
22:19 UTC
the galaxy-brain moderator mic drops their go-to meme response, locks the thread, and jerks off extra hard that night to lolicon
18:38 UTC
Is there anyone in washington state that I can chat with. 28m
Live in marrysville. hoping to chat with a bro that has hypo.
21:19 UTC
Sounds like our neighbors are mad as hell and notgunnatakeitanymore!
05:01 UTC
Tell me I’m wrong
02:38 UTC
Dangit Tybo...
05:00 UTC
Who can print up some t-shirts "I let a rizzed up homeless guy dump his loads into me and all I got was gonorrhea"
17:45 UTC
.... meanwhile at Sea-Tac
14:39 UTC
22:23 UTC
This is bordering on mental illness
13:10 UTC
I can't believe Brandi Kruse used the line "we must secure the existence of our people and a future for republicans in washington" in her "final battle" speech
22:50 UTC
Free Belltown Hellcat!
19:47 UTC
I'm ready for GTA Seattle. Who's going to be on the radio stations?
15:06 UTC
It's giving reddit hall monitor energy
16:16 UTC
LPT: if you live in your car and are chilly, a purse or backpack is a great fuel source
15:38 UTC
Frasier takes a call from CHAZ
14:52 UTC
BELLTOWN HELLCAT BELLTOWN HELLCAT BELLTOWN HELLCAT BELLTOWN HELLCAT BELLTOWN HELLCAT BELLTOWN HELLCAT BELLTOWN HELLCAT BELLTOWN HELLCAT
14:14 UTC
Fucking Onions
Because that’s the only inside joke Seattle can come up with. Fucking onions.
I mean, not actually fucking onions, because that would be uncomfortable and make your eyes water and remind you of that night where it couldn’t stay hard and you just held each other, naked and crying.
I mean god damned onions is a stupid meme.
05:16 UTC
Now that the weather is warming up, where's a good place to absentmindedly ram pedestrians with a stroller the size of a sedan?
20:58 UTC
Seattle swallows the whole boot to deal with the hellcat guy by calling police instead of "direct action"
20:11 UTC
Hey bros any v8 groups around here? I just got a 2023 Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat
Also HMU if you know any good muffler or bodywork shops
07:05 UTC