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Paseo, sunsets, bicycles, Seahawks, Kerry Park, Comcast, Macklemore, Nirvana, Mariners, Washington, Sounders, Huskies, Eastside, Bellevue, Microsoft, Amazon, lost pets. Everything popular around Seattle is fair game here in /r/CirclejerkSeattle.

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Meetups

  • Monday - Hang out with the Seagulls at Ivars to enter for your chance to win Precious Vinegar Fries
  • Tuesday - REGIONALS!!!
  • Wednesday - Hide and Go Seek inside the Monkfish
  • Thursday - Revealing What's Really Inside My Bag of Denny Triangles
  • Friday - Hanging Out Sideways Underwater at 5 a.m. in Elliott Bay and Pretending to be Spider Crabs
  • Saturday - Loiter in the Middle of Pike Place and Pretend to be a Brick
  • Sunday - Taste the Rainbow at the Gum Wall

Rules

  1. Follow Reddit rules.
  2. No personal attacks or harassment.

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/r/circlejerkseattle

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The true Seattle experience 6 hours of traffic for a 10-minute trip

Ah, Seattle, where a 10-minute ride to Bellevue feels like you’re entering another dimension of eternal congestion. Let’s not forget the rain, the bikes, the Sounders and our beloved Seahawks fans screaming at the top of their lungs while sipping overpriced coffee from Amazon’s drone delivery. We live for this chaos! Anyone else feel like moving to Portland yet?

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2025/01/27
12:19 UTC

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The Eastside is where the real Seattle lives, right?

Look, I’ve lived on the Eastside my whole life. Yes, I’ve ridden my bike to the top of Kerry Park while eating a Paseo sandwich, wearing a Seahawks jersey, and listening to Macklemore. I don’t even need to look up – I know what that sunset looks like. You wish you could live this Seattle life.

2 Comments
2025/01/26
17:55 UTC

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Any Sleater Kinney fans here??

I know Carrie was born here, but I was wondering what people think of their music here.

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2025/01/26
01:30 UTC

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Classic ADARVO

1 Comment
2025/01/24
03:13 UTC

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SeattleWA mod locks post calling out SeattleWA mods.

2 Comments
2025/01/22
19:29 UTC

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Justin Ain’t Handling the Exchange of Power

2 Comments
2025/01/16
03:19 UTC

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PSA: PSA PSA PSA PSA. PSA PSA? PSA!

PSA: Scooters amirite

1 Comment
2025/01/11
18:25 UTC

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DAE just really hate dogs?

Nextdoor is leaking

1 Comment
2025/01/06
20:03 UTC

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my Puget Sound boat fire drawing

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2025/01/06
11:40 UTC

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I'm never leaving a Seattle boat on fire in the Puget Sound at a bar where I can do this

DAE?

5 Comments
2024/12/08
20:40 UTC

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PSA: I'm never leaving a Seattle bar where I can do this

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2024/12/02
05:45 UTC

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anyone know of a bar where i can do this?

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2024/11/26
17:46 UTC

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Hey Seattle, I'm your neighbor. Can folks stop assuming, that hearing voices is always mental health issues, 100% of the time? Because I'm putting that external capability in your hands. (Now with the verbal diarrhea soothing power of sunset emojis 🌇🌅🌄)

My fault for not including emojis, for folks to even read my reddit post, /r/Seattle.
All that hard, vetted science just does not mesh with your natural wellness vibes.
This is how hard Seattle cannot cope: IEEE & NIH, are junk, because ur banned now.

Here's what I originally posted to /r/Seattle, which was removed, I'm guessing probably because of the paniced moos coming out of the comments, and the flurry of non-coping reports coming into my mod queue, in the home subreddit?

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Every media outlet I've contacted about this, has failed to do their one job. I'd love to share this as the local man being mentioned in a local paper, but our journalists are awful, you guys, I really tried :(
These external capabilities do not go away, from taking pills, and talking to therapists, as many toxic folks assume. The science is valid, and frankly over 50 years old. The components will certainly work, regardless of the personal attacks. I'm including this here as a "slice of life" from the Seattle area. I'm a ferry ride away.

The main takeaway I want folks to have, is modest funding is the only thing standing in the way, right now. I'm not asking for money. With a developed GRC module, any HAM technician could buy RF components, and build a demonstrable prototype in their garage, today. No amount of nay saying can withstand, "listen to this specialty foam transduce these RF pulses, just as your cranium would".

I coined the term and founded the project in 2019. Progress was slow with spare time, low money, and incarceration. Last month, someone purchased "openv2k.com", setup a shell company, and claims a 10 million USD budget. Surely such an obvious suppression attempt, speaks to the validity of the science, and the approach I'm using?

The project's home on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenV2K
Summarized project image gallery: https://imgur.com/a/openv2k-project-summarized-images-ruXZbzG
The reasonably offensive Substack writeup: https://rrab.substack.com/p/why-the-openv2k-project-exists

Brief history of discovery, and professional research and development:
In 1962, the "RF Sound" was confirmed by Allen Frey, first reported by radar operators. In 1975, researchers published that they were able to evoke understandable speech, from pulse modulated microwave radiation. In 2003, a defense contractor developed and produced the MEDUSA weapon system, based on the same principle of operation. In 2021, a researcher reproduced the auditory phenomenon, and published the precise energy density and pulse widths required. In 2022, the same researcher published an IEEE article, showing the biological cascade of events, for RF transduction. Now in 2024, social media users are acting like open-sourcing that same capability, makes the developers batcrap crazy.

Is it possible, the FSB botnet suppression of "Havana Syndrome", and the CIA suppression of "Havana Syndrome", are bleeding over into my "directed energy" project? After all, pulsed directed energy aimed at the human cranium, is currently a leading theory about the cause of "Anomalous Health Incidents", the US government's official term for the cluster of "Havana Syndrome" symptoms. From comments after comment that read like nothing was read, and they just fired whatever they had in the barrel: yeah I really do think those dismissive comments, might be sponsored bot swarms.

6 Comments
2024/11/21
06:20 UTC

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Stream Harder - Day 2

2 Comments
2024/11/17
17:56 UTC

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Take me out to the... dumpster?

3 Comments
2024/10/28
01:32 UTC

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While We're On The Topic of Public Defecation Etiquette...

Would it be too hard to ask for a roll of toilet paper when I'm spraying liquid chocolate onto the side of your apartment? I ran out of Stranger pages, help a fella out.

1 Comment
2024/10/03
21:51 UTC

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Sign says "Beware of rock throwing monkeys"

3 Comments
2024/09/23
17:44 UTC

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Added a 55" to my West Seattle chill low stakes home poker room. Seats open to more good vibes :)

Aloha! I've had such amazing luck finding so many incredible people (mainly off Reddit) to join our growing poker group that I figured I should add another screen to the family in appreciation. I think it fits right in there :D If you want to come check out what we've got going, hit me up! My door's open to anyone looking to have a laid-back good time while we toss some cards around.

I'm open to Frinight (7pm), Saturnight (at 7pm), Sunday (noon) and we run any session that gets more than 5 people. $20 buy-ins, $.20/40, pot limit, dealer's choice and we will be playing some wild variants but we'll happily explain any game you're unfamiliar with until you understand it fully. Players of all skill levels welcome but a basic understanding of poker doesn't hurt. If you're looking for a place to play hold em all night with your hoodie up and sunglasses on, this ain't that spot :)

Hope to see ya!

https://preview.redd.it/vqhfbe3q7hqd1.jpg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6ec55438ceeb5cfe0fd936934cf366f6b0056c

10 Comments
2024/09/23
03:14 UTC

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Whats the deal with the absolutely terrifying giant house spider wearing a diaper down at 612 Wharf Avenue?

Keeps screaming about wanting candy, bubble gum and taffy. I think he might be coo-coo for coca puffs.

3 Comments
2024/09/18
19:59 UTC

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What was that noise? It is thunder. Only REAL Seattleites understand

3 Comments
2024/09/02
15:35 UTC

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They knew.

0 Comments
2024/08/24
03:32 UTC

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I don't want to sound like a right winger or anything, but I'm starting to noootice

4 Comments
2024/08/23
15:02 UTC

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They say the fucking smog is the fucking reason we have such beautiful fucking sunsets.

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2024/08/10
04:20 UTC

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What is this /r/GraysHarbor?

0 Comments
2024/08/05
21:57 UTC

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<---- Upvote to make Standard Brewing the official dog-hater of Seattle!!!

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2024/07/24
14:59 UTC

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Just moved to 3rd ave belltown and now freaking out if I made a mistake.

1 Comment
2024/07/06
19:39 UTC

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I whined and got roasted, please send pity updoots

3 Comments
2024/07/02
01:44 UTC

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