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A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people! [Satire]

Welcome to /r/chutyapa

A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people!

We are Pakistan, we are not /r/Pakistan. Say what you feel.


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Thanks to u/Its_HaZe for the banner

Rules:

/r/chutyapa is mostly a lawless piece of land (freedom!!full freedom is only for Pakistanis and Kashmiris ) but the tullay (mods) will have their danday ready if you break these basic rules:

1) Don't offend the tullay.

Did your feefees get hurt cuz a mod didn't like your horseshit? Aw too bad. Did you manage to piss off a mod? AW TOO BAD. If you're looking for a fair democracy then this isn't it.

2) Posts must be relevant to Pakistan.

Memes are okay, however all news / general posts should be about or related to Pakistan.

3) No personal info in screenshots, no doxxing.

Randi rona karna hai tou karo lekin hum aap ke baap ke personal hitsquad nahi hein. Baraye meherbaani ye na samjhein ke you can use the users here as your personal witch hunters.

Blood group? Not personal info. Name? Personal info. Lun size? Not personal info. Lun waale ka username? Personal info.

4) No linking to other subs, no brigading.

Not even np links. Taking part in brigades of any kind, excluding fire brigades and military brigades, is not allowed. It's unethical, it's annoying, and you should just get a fucking life.

5) Don't self promote without adding to the discussion.

The best way to get an instant ban.

6) Harassment, Hatred, Haramtopi, Horniness

Hiding behind humor while spewing toxic degeneracy is not okay and will never be okay.

Apna lun apne paas rakho, apne atom bomb apne paas rakho, apne fake get-rich-quick scams apne paas rakho aur apni gaand reddit par mat chudwao

7) No mentioning users from other subs.

This is a totally non-ghazi move.

8) No indian content except content concerning indian Occupied Kashmir

All content involving India except IOK-centered posts and comments will be removed.

9) Inceldom

Aap ki desperation Axe se na chupne ki soorat mein idhar aa kar khawaateen ki burayaan aur haqooq-e-niswan ki khilaf warzi ke qasiday parhne se guraiz karein, the mods who have to read them might get second hand depression from how sad and pathetic you are.

10) How is the tea?

Any complaints can be sent to the ISI.

11) No offensive Sectarian Memes

Anything that starts or could start a flame war will be deleted, and you will be banned for posting offensive stuff.

12) Posting New Thread

Post should have proper title and add something to the discussion. All the posts with single word titles, "emojis, hmmm, ... and thoughts?" etc will be removed. All news / information posts must contain source in the title. Random screenshots are not source of news, will be removed.


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Disclaimer:

Welcome to /r/chutyapa. We are Pakistan. We are not /r/pakistan

This is mostly a lawless piece of land, don't be a cunt though. This is still a subreddit and reddit's rules do apply here. Go back to whatsapp if you're a xenophobic bigot.

This is a circlejerk subreddit that will mostly consist of trolls, shit posts and satire. Zyada takleef hai tou get lost.

/r/chutyapa

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I love these edits..

4 Comments
2024/05/05
06:56 UTC

7

Govt Reluctant To File Case Against Kukkar!

Govt blaming Caretaker Govt for fraud and reluctant to make a case against Anwar Kukkar!

https://www.dawn.com/news/1831578/govt-reluctant-to-dig-deep-into-wheat-scam

0 Comments
2024/05/05
06:43 UTC

0

These kind of brochures were distributed across Pakistan when i was a kid. Now looking at the Boycott situation, it all make sense!

18 Comments
2024/05/05
05:40 UTC

2

When do you think all Pakistan will have shifted to using smartphones?

1 Comment
2024/05/05
01:18 UTC

32

Kuch ziada ni hogya? We just tagged along china like an annoying cousin.

5 Comments
2024/05/04
21:44 UTC

34

Looks like Showbazz finally agreed on something

1 Comment
2024/05/04
21:13 UTC

4

Karate combat press conference pak v/s india

Pakistan won

4 Comments
2024/05/04
16:24 UTC

55

Ankh Lari Bado Badi 😂

17 Comments
2024/05/04
15:58 UTC

215

Bro got his academy back but with the demands of few stunts!!

32 Comments
2024/05/04
13:46 UTC

27

Me after seeing Vigo: ta ta bye bye.

1 Comment
2024/05/04
12:20 UTC

46

🚨بریکنگ چاند پر پہنچتے ہی پاکستانی خلائی مخلوق پر چاند کی خلائی مخلوق کا حملہ، نانی بھی خطرے میں 😁

5 Comments
2024/05/04
11:15 UTC

42

Bappa is not happy with people who disable read receipts / Blue tick on Whatsapp

6 Comments
2024/05/04
11:07 UTC

122

💚 Chief of Army Staff Pakistan General Hafiz Whisky being honest :) 💚

7 Comments
2024/05/04
10:56 UTC

17

lumber 1 haramkhor doing lumber 1 haramkhor things

0 Comments
2024/05/04
10:53 UTC

83

Why Sindh Rangers has 50% quota for Punjab?

What justification do they have about this? Just curious.

59 Comments
2024/05/04
10:43 UTC

27

Chat, they’re catching up

2 Comments
2024/05/04
10:36 UTC

19

For all you nasheris

7 Comments
2024/05/04
07:29 UTC

2

Wapda cutting down internet/fibre cables from thier poles.

Just woke up and they have cut down all the wires the whole mohalla is disconnected from cable tv and cable internet, except Ptcl.

Anyone one else facing this in Islamabad?

4 Comments
2024/05/04
07:05 UTC

137

The wadera about whom a girl complained to the army chief, saying that he releases water onto their land, is now a minister and is asking for the irrigation ministry.

9 Comments
2024/05/04
06:53 UTC

2 Comments
2024/05/03
23:06 UTC

4

Thinking about studying in NZ as a Pakistani student. Is it worth it?

Hey there,

As the title suggests, I'm considering moving to New Zealand for my master's degree in supply chain management. I'd appreciate insights from international students, particularly those from Pakistan, who are currently studying here.

  • Is a degree in supply chain management truly worthwhile in New Zealand if I plan to pursue my career here?

  • How is the job market condition like?

  • Is New Zealand a worthwhile destination for studies and career?

  • As an international student, which university would be the best choice for my master's degree?

  • Are there any scholarship opportunities available?.

1 Comment
2024/05/03
22:14 UTC

76

Sad is for losers, okay? 🥹

5 Comments
2024/05/03
20:21 UTC

0

NEED URGENT HELP From YOU GUYS

Guys I have my physical test of Pak army on may 6.Ditch crossing,1 mile run,pushups are all done.But pullups,I can barely do one and I have to do 3.How can I be able to do 3 pullups .I really don't want to miss on this because I am fed up from my uni life and womens in general.

22 Comments
2024/05/03
20:13 UTC

72

Sher ae Kho ger ae...

19 Comments
2024/05/03
15:58 UTC

61

What is this and what is going to happen next

17 Comments
2024/05/03
14:33 UTC

32

Dekh liya la-parwahi ka nateeja 👀

26 Comments
2024/05/03
14:09 UTC

5

How's Uni life going ?

) Kya chal raha hai zindagi mein Kitni parhai karte ho other than classes

12 Comments
2024/05/03
12:37 UTC

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