/r/chutyapa
A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people! [Satire]
Welcome to /r/chutyapa
Thanks to u/Its_HaZe for the banner
/r/chutyapa is mostly a lawless piece of land (freedom!!full freedom is only for Pakistanis and Kashmiris ) but the tullay (mods) will have their danday ready if you break these basic rules:
1) Don't offend the tullay.
Did your feefees get hurt cuz a mod didn't like your horseshit? Aw too bad. Did you manage to piss off a mod? AW TOO BAD. If you're looking for a fair democracy then this isn't it.
2) Posts must be relevant to Pakistan.
Memes are okay, however all news / general posts should be about or related to Pakistan.
3) No personal info in screenshots, no doxxing.
Randi rona karna hai tou karo lekin hum aap ke baap ke personal hitsquad nahi hein. Baraye meherbaani ye na samjhein ke you can use the users here as your personal witch hunters.
Blood group? Not personal info. Name? Personal info. Lun size? Not personal info. Lun waale ka username? Personal info.
4) No linking to other subs, no brigading.
Not even np links. Taking part in brigades of any kind, excluding fire brigades and military brigades, is not allowed. It's unethical, it's annoying, and you should just get a fucking life.
5) Don't self promote without adding to the discussion.
The best way to get an instant ban.
6) Harassment, Hatred, Haramtopi, Horniness
Hiding behind humor while spewing toxic degeneracy is not okay and will never be okay.
Apna lun apne paas rakho, apne atom bomb apne paas rakho, apne fake get-rich-quick scams apne paas rakho aur apni gaand reddit par mat chudwao
7) No mentioning users from other subs.
This is a totally non-ghazi move.
8) No indian cringe except content concerning indian Occupied Kashmir
All content involving India except IOK-centered posts and comments will be removed.
9) Inceldom
Aap ki desperation Axe se na chupne ki soorat mein idhar aa kar khawaateen ki burayaan aur haqooq-e-niswan ki khilaf warzi ke qasiday parhne se guraiz karein, the mods who have to read them might get second hand depression from how sad and pathetic you are.
10) How is the tea?
Any complaints can be sent to the ISI.
11) No offensive Sectarian Memes
Anything that starts or could start a flame war will be deleted, and you will be banned for posting offensive stuff.
12) Posting New Thread
Post should have proper title and add something to the discussion. All the posts with single word titles, "emojis, hmmm, ... and thoughts?" etc will be removed. All news / information posts must contain news link in the title or post. Random screenshots are not source of news, will be removed.
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Welcome to /r/chutyapa. We are Pakistan. We are not /r/pakistan
This is mostly a lawless piece of land, don't be a cunt though. This is still a subreddit and reddit's rules do apply here. Go back to whatsapp if you're a xenophobic bigot.
This is a circlejerk subreddit that will mostly consist of trolls, shit posts and satire. Zyada takleef hai tou get lost.
/r/chutyapa
I asked my sister for a gora chitta banana and she handed me this… She said the way I said gora chitta sounded racist so she wrote racist on my banana. 🫠
Does it really sound racist?
Egypt and Pakistan going band for band in being the worst run countries.
Is there someone deliberately creating hype, spreading it like wildfire everywhere? Or could it be the Lumber One orchestrating the entire situation to divert the public’s attention from what’s really happening?
Hey, So, I'm trying to get a handle on the corruption situation at Islamabad airport. I heard immigration officers might hold you up unless you bribe them. It's my first time leaving the country, I'm going on a tourist visa.
What should I watch out for? I also heard the FIA busted about 20 corrupt officers.
So.... before commenting negative this please don't. Coming on to tge point. I have a problem, mujhe overthinking ki bemari hai Ab is mai meri larai hojati hai husband se jese kuch din se i feel he is acting distant, na message kia koi khas check in kia, aj bhi bs door dorr I understand k he is busy wo ghr renovation krwa rhy hen or main ammi ki trf ai hun, much days he talks to me all day some days he is like , sending few messages, I knowwww k its ok har waqt tik tik nahii hoti pr mujhe trigger kr jati hai ye bat, and andr k rabta nai kia, message ni kiaa,ap log please mujhe positive batein smjaein, k its okayyyyy is mai koiii bari bat nai, apne experience bhi share krein ap Whats normal???? My shadi is new 7 months only, doosra yeh k I feel mai bht attention deti hun unhain and he acts distant, main kuch din k lie apna phone off kr k un see door zara sukoon dena chahti hun khud ko or inko bhi ehsas ho k i am not available, pr phone naya hai bilkul bahana b na kr sakti k kharab hogya hai, what to do, i want to distance myself from him for a few days
Journalist: Aap ne IK k khilaf VNC kiun karwai ? Hafiz: wo NoSir Baaz tha.
Hi guys I'm thinking about switching from metric to A-levels in business because I want to go abroad. At first I wasn't sure but now I'm pretty convinced. The thing is A-levels have fewer subjects, which I think will be better for me. I've heard they're tough, but I believe I can manage. FSc isn't an option because my Urdu isn't great, and I struggle with cramming. If anyone has experience with this switch pls lemme know or tell about challenges that l might face.
Most of the people just try to avoid police wala or warden or dolphin but if u see this by this methodJust let them do their shit...if u have nothing , then be a chill guy....sing a song , eat a biscuit , offer it to them too.mmmand then look at their faces when they cant blsme you anything, i do it on purpose and let them stop me...i put the neck warmer on face so only eyes are visible...and then if there are police walay near me...gear down bike slow..and give stares...they stop me....shahruk khan wala pose maar k i let them have my talashi.....once rizzed up a girl by doing this..give them ID card , bike ka card , whatever they want. , and occasionally eat a biscuit while dancing on a ong in my headphone..and they be like " ye pagal wagal hai"...and they let me go....My life has got better since i started doing this
Hello everyone! i' currently doing a market research on Knorr's Instant noodle line, and really need some responses on my google form. It not too long at all and you'd be helping a brother out!!
TIA
We were a family of 6 peoples until my mother passed away suddenly .
Here is the context
My mother was a traditional , loving mother. She sacrificed alot for her children . She educated us all, raised us all and fullfilled all our needs . She did her best for us . My mother was a govt school teacher . Its been 2 years since she left us .
While
My father works in Forces . His age is 55 My father was abusive in the start . He was and still an irresponsible father/husband. He is selfish . He used to mentally torture my mother like bachun ka khial na krna , ghr ki traf attention na dena , bus duty se wapis aana , rest krna or gaaon chala jaana . He belongs to the village and still he cares alot for his animal farm and well being of his parents who used to give lesson to him . Still I beleive he is more interested in his village affairs then us (siblings). We still belive mama ki death ki waja zaroor papa ki farmaishain or irresponsible behaviour hai . In her last days Papa mama se achi trah baat nhi krtey they . He used to give her depression . He is still more interested in his village . My Father still has 8 years of service left .
My parents worked hard , gave us education , built a house and provided us the best .
We are 4 Siblings Sister (aged:27) : Masters , Married (2 year old daughter) and she is preparing for CSS . She switches between her home and mother’s home .
Myself(aged:25) : in UK and gonna settle here .
Brother(aged:22) : lives in home and preparing for govt job .
younger brother(aged:16) : Lives at home , goes to College .
We have a maid at home from last 8 years .
Here is the main problem
Papa is asking for 2nd marriage now . He says “mujha duty pr jaana hota hai , meri zarooriat hein , chota bhai ki zarooriat hain , kab tak hum khud dekhain ga , Baji kabhi hoti hein , kabhi nhi hoti , Bohat saari essi jaghein bhi hoti hein jahan oorat ka sath jaana hota hai , “
You can imagine the needs of a Father and a college going child and imagine a home without mother .
POV: Mujha acha nhi lag raha , Like Mama kia sochein gi , are we gonna hurt her ? log bhi batein krain gey . We (siblings) are raised well and we respect our father and want him to be happy and well taken care of .
Is it right thing to do 2nd marriage now ?
Pakistan Beef Burger and Fries - 1 Chutyapi - 0 TKO
Today while waiting for my friend outside his house two Punjab Police constables I could say flashed a light into the car asking to check inside and me aswell.
I had nothing on me obviously but he constantly was checking idhr udhr and smelling empty bottles etc. My question is that am I allowed to decline or smth like without a warrant like is there even a law like that in Pakistan didn't decline bcz argue kon karay If any one knows pls kindly tell.
a pakistani friend of mine said, I quote "who tf eats daal chawal man 😪" how do I tell him he's a disgrace to the desi community?
Something random I found.. 💀