/r/chutyapa

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A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people! [Satire]

Welcome to /r/chutyapa

A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people!

We are Pakistan, we are not /r/Pakistan. Say what you feel.


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Thanks to u/Its_HaZe for the banner

Rules:

/r/chutyapa is mostly a lawless piece of land (freedom!!full freedom is only for Pakistanis and Kashmiris ) but the tullay (mods) will have their danday ready if you break these basic rules:

1) Don't offend the tullay.

Did your feefees get hurt cuz a mod didn't like your horseshit? Aw too bad. Did you manage to piss off a mod? AW TOO BAD. If you're looking for a fair democracy then this isn't it.

2) Posts must be relevant to Pakistan.

Memes are okay, however all news / general posts should be about or related to Pakistan.

3) No personal info in screenshots, no doxxing.

Randi rona karna hai tou karo lekin hum aap ke baap ke personal hitsquad nahi hein. Baraye meherbaani ye na samjhein ke you can use the users here as your personal witch hunters.

Blood group? Not personal info. Name? Personal info. Lun size? Not personal info. Lun waale ka username? Personal info.

4) No linking to other subs, no brigading.

Not even np links. Taking part in brigades of any kind, excluding fire brigades and military brigades, is not allowed. It's unethical, it's annoying, and you should just get a fucking life.

5) Don't self promote without adding to the discussion.

The best way to get an instant ban.

6) Harassment, Hatred, Haramtopi, Horniness

Hiding behind humor while spewing toxic degeneracy is not okay and will never be okay.

Apna lun apne paas rakho, apne atom bomb apne paas rakho, apne fake get-rich-quick scams apne paas rakho aur apni gaand reddit par mat chudwao

7) No mentioning users from other subs.

This is a totally non-ghazi move.

8) No indian cringe except content concerning indian Occupied Kashmir

All content involving India except IOK-centered posts and comments will be removed.

9) Inceldom

Aap ki desperation Axe se na chupne ki soorat mein idhar aa kar khawaateen ki burayaan aur haqooq-e-niswan ki khilaf warzi ke qasiday parhne se guraiz karein, the mods who have to read them might get second hand depression from how sad and pathetic you are.

10) How is the tea?

Any complaints can be sent to the ISI.

11) No offensive Sectarian Memes

Anything that starts or could start a flame war will be deleted, and you will be banned for posting offensive stuff.

12) Posting New Thread

Post should have proper title and add something to the discussion. All the posts with single word titles, "emojis, hmmm, ... and thoughts?" etc will be removed. All news / information posts must contain news link in the title or post. Random screenshots are not source of news, will be removed.


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Disclaimer:

Welcome to /r/chutyapa. We are Pakistan. We are not /r/pakistan

This is mostly a lawless piece of land, don't be a cunt though. This is still a subreddit and reddit's rules do apply here. Go back to whatsapp if you're a xenophobic bigot.

This is a circlejerk subreddit that will mostly consist of trolls, shit posts and satire. Zyada takleef hai tou get lost.

/r/chutyapa

66,413 Subscribers

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Ya chutiya khana kya chata hai

0 Comments
2024/11/12
06:28 UTC

2

Why do people mispronounce muan-jo-daro?

2 Comments
2024/11/12
06:15 UTC

3

For those who attempted the CSS exam, how did it go? What do you think contributed to your success or failure?

Title.

4 Comments
2024/11/12
05:27 UTC

83

☢️ ☁️ Fallout: Lahore

8 Comments
2024/11/11
22:16 UTC

78

Ya kis na kia BC. Kya asa hai

4 Comments
2024/11/11
20:30 UTC

6

Aye khareed lo, Paeen

4.4 marlay for sale lol. Zameen ky ya uncle ky 😂

0 Comments
2024/11/11
19:54 UTC

17

YouTubers who are popular in Pakistan amongst Gen Z

I’m British Pakistani and I recently watched a drama called kabhi hum kabhi tum. I never even knew how to speak Urdu properly but I’m practising it now alone lol. Now my algorithm is all in Pakistan and it’s interesting. I find Pakistani humour way funnier than British humour. Anyways, I wanted to find some Gen Z YouTubers who are popular both male and female or maybe someone who’s an OG (I remember once watching a guy called DuckyBhai). I’m 23, so someone maybe similar age.

39 Comments
2024/11/11
19:28 UTC

85

"How does a VPN work?" - simplified

40 Comments
2024/11/11
18:17 UTC

67

Cold Storage Capacity - The guy's IQ level can be determined from his dp

5 Comments
2024/11/11
17:30 UTC

3

Mohalla Islamabad /

Does anyone knows what Mohalla Islamabad in Mandi bahaudin is famous for? How big is it? Qnd what are the main/famous areas/ spots for entertainment or any other activities?

0 Comments
2024/11/11
15:25 UTC

1

Gym Recommendations

Lahoris, I'm looking to get in touch with certified fitness trainers and looking for gym options.

If possible, do drop your gym recommendations gyms around Walton, Defense Mor (under 5k/mo)

0 Comments
2024/11/11
14:26 UTC

90

💔 ✍️ جس ملک میں فنکاروں کو ادیبوں مفکروں کواتنی بھی آزادی میسر نہیں کہ وہ اپنی مرضی سے کچھ بول سکے لکھ سکے وہ ملک آزاد کیسے ہو سکتا ہے

7 Comments
2024/11/11
13:21 UTC

15

Hey guys so vpn are banned what's the way forward what's going to happen to people who continue using it

Like yeah will there be any problems ?

26 Comments
2024/11/11
10:12 UTC

184

The Mexican filter patch successfully applied to Lahore.

🤧

22 Comments
2024/11/11
08:08 UTC

101

Khilafat Cola ❌ Chahat Cola ✔️

5 Comments
2024/11/11
01:02 UTC

1

Bridal essentials on wedding day and night

Gonna keep this short, my friend is the first one to marry in our group. So to all the ladies who have taken the seat beside their husbands on stage, what important would she need on the wedding day and also the night. Please do give all your input. Considering every situation. TIA!!

2 Comments
2024/11/10
22:13 UTC

100

New vpn installed... Yeh naya VPN kahan le aya mujhe 🤔

3 Comments
2024/11/10
20:06 UTC

5

VPNs are working fine now

banana republic

0 Comments
2024/11/10
19:37 UTC

10

"Pakistan Motorway's questionable safety measures: Closing motorways during fog/smog, but what about local roads?"

"I'm frustrated and concerned about the Pakistan Motorway's protocol during fog/smog events with zero visibility. Instead of ensuring traveler safety, they:

  1. Close the motorway
  2. Divert traffic to local roads

Is it safe to travel on local roads with zero visibility? Don't motorways have fog lights?

Moreover, why doesn't motorway police:

  1. Patrol effectively
  2. Escort traffic in convoys

Closing the motorway seems like an easy way out, but what about the risks on local roads?

How can we bring this to the attention of higher authorities? Shouldn't they prioritize traveler safety over convenience?

Share your thoughts and experiences. Let's demand better safety measures on Pakistan's motorways!"

6 Comments
2024/11/10
19:30 UTC

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(Orbot) Here's how you can bypass the VPN ban by using a free service run by thousands of volunteers to ensure your connection is never blocked by the government. This VPN comes with the special ability to select specific apps to apply the connection so that your whole co

10 Comments
2024/11/10
18:02 UTC

4

VPNs no longer working

Recently, PTCL has replaced routers with fibre optic compatible routers and possibly maybe to do some installation of some firewall or to increase its functionality in using techniques like DPI to ban VPN. As PTCL is almost ubiquitious in Pakistan as an ISP. They may have done similar changes with other ISPs as well. Can this be true due to which they are no longer working?

4 Comments
2024/11/10
17:12 UTC

50

Don't give them ideas

2 Comments
2024/11/10
16:53 UTC

9

Who created this subreddit?

There are a lot of mods but i don't know which one is the creator of this subreddit. Can someone tell me about it?

22 Comments
2024/11/10
16:21 UTC

7

I want you guys' opinion.

What do you think about all the liberal and atheism subreddits of Pakistan?

10 Comments
2024/11/10
14:55 UTC

7 Comments
2024/11/10
14:34 UTC

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Pakistani Meme subreddits

🐄z! Pakistani memes k subreddits yes krao

3 Comments
2024/11/10
14:34 UTC

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