/r/chutyapa
A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people! [Satire]
Welcome to /r/chutyapa
Thanks to u/Its_HaZe for the banner
/r/chutyapa is mostly a lawless piece of land (freedom!!full freedom is only for Pakistanis and Kashmiris ) but the tullay (mods) will have their danday ready if you break these basic rules:
1) Don't offend the tullay.
Did your feefees get hurt cuz a mod didn't like your horseshit? Aw too bad. Did you manage to piss off a mod? AW TOO BAD. If you're looking for a fair democracy then this isn't it.
2) Posts must be relevant to Pakistan.
Memes are okay, however all news / general posts should be about or related to Pakistan.
3) No personal info in screenshots, no doxxing.
Randi rona karna hai tou karo lekin hum aap ke baap ke personal hitsquad nahi hein. Baraye meherbaani ye na samjhein ke you can use the users here as your personal witch hunters.
Blood group? Not personal info. Name? Personal info. Lun size? Not personal info. Lun waale ka username? Personal info.
4) No linking to other subs, no brigading.
Not even np links. Taking part in brigades of any kind, excluding fire brigades and military brigades, is not allowed. It's unethical, it's annoying, and you should just get a fucking life.
5) Don't self promote without adding to the discussion.
The best way to get an instant ban.
6) Harassment, Hatred, Haramtopi, Horniness
Hiding behind humor while spewing toxic degeneracy is not okay and will never be okay.
Apna lun apne paas rakho, apne atom bomb apne paas rakho, apne fake get-rich-quick scams apne paas rakho aur apni gaand reddit par mat chudwao
7) No mentioning users from other subs.
This is a totally non-ghazi move.
8) No indian cringe except content concerning indian Occupied Kashmir
All content involving India except IOK-centered posts and comments will be removed.
9) Inceldom
Aap ki desperation Axe se na chupne ki soorat mein idhar aa kar khawaateen ki burayaan aur haqooq-e-niswan ki khilaf warzi ke qasiday parhne se guraiz karein, the mods who have to read them might get second hand depression from how sad and pathetic you are.
10) How is the tea?
Any complaints can be sent to the ISI.
11) No offensive Sectarian Memes
Anything that starts or could start a flame war will be deleted, and you will be banned for posting offensive stuff.
12) Posting New Thread
Post should have proper title and add something to the discussion. All the posts with single word titles, "emojis, hmmm, ... and thoughts?" etc will be removed. All news / information posts must contain news link in the title or post. Random screenshots are not source of news, will be removed.
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Welcome to /r/chutyapa. We are Pakistan. We are not /r/pakistan
This is mostly a lawless piece of land, don't be a cunt though. This is still a subreddit and reddit's rules do apply here. Go back to whatsapp if you're a xenophobic bigot.
This is a circlejerk subreddit that will mostly consist of trolls, shit posts and satire. Zyada takleef hai tou get lost.
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Here are ten of the best things to do on your next trip to Islamabad!
Faisal Mosque is the national mosque of Pakistan. Being the fifth-largest mosque, its importance cannot be ignored.
Getting 1000ml glass bottles can be tough. But in the capital city of Pakistan, you can find yourself anything, so get them while you still can!
Even though petrol pumps are in every nook and corner of the city, sometimes bad lucky can hit you and you'll find yourself getting towed by a local. Avoid this embarassing situation by filling the glass bottle up to 1/3 with petrol! That's 333ml of petrol!
Like the name suggests, sticky agents can be useful to get you out of sticky situations. One such agent is motor-oil. Unlike other countries, you don't have to buy brand-new oil bottles in Islamabad. You can just get some used motor-oil from a mechanic shop. Just go there, give him a few hundred rupees, and have him give you some of his wasted oil.
What's that? You don't have something to store your motor oil in? Too bad you filled your glass bottles up to one-third with petrol..... Wait a minute! The bottles still have space in them! About 667ml! So why don't you fill the remaining space with that motor oil? It will create a mixture of motor oil and petrol in the ratio of 2:1, but what the heck.
You forgot the bottle caps at the mechanic shop! Why did you have to be so ignorant?!? Good thing you have some pieces of cloth for cleaning your car. Use those to cover the top of the bottles. Dip some part of the cloth into the bottle if you're unsure whether the bottle is covered sufficiently or not.
It's the PM house! Home of the honorable prime minister of the nation. The whole country is ruled from here. You have to see this place to make your visit worth it!
What a sight to behold! The people of Pakistan are fighting for their rights! You see them as you wonder what'll happen next.
You got a little tired of watching the protests, so you light a cigarette. While trying to light the cigarette, you lit all the cloths covering the bottles. What have you done? The mixture is highly inflammable. You have to get rid of those bottles asap.
The protestors would love to help you get rid of those bottles. So you should ask them all to take one bottle at a time and dispose them.
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That's all you can see in Islamabad for this trip. You should probably go back home and see how the situation develops.
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They are essentially bullying Pakistan and Cricket. They are trying to force Pakistan to accept to a hybrid model and won't be coming to Pakistan.
It is upto our government whatever they end up doing. But we have power to send message and shocks as well.
I for once am glad that we don't play Bollywood movies in our Cinema anymore. They don't give an F about Pakistan and its success in any field so why should we? Why should we give them our money and views? Stop watching Indian content on Netflix!
This is an appeal to all Pakistanis here living anywhere to boycott all Indian products. Stop being their consumer. Stop giving them your money and take a stand for your country and its people!
this is a very rare shoe it has been wore by babur and shah jahan wife. send me your offer. serious buyers only.
The air quality has gotten so bad that I personally have trouble breathing and have a really bad headache. And that is while I have avoided going outside unless really necessary. When I wipe my nose with a tissue, I can literally see a black stain on the tissue from the smoke that has been accumulated inside my nostrils. Can’t we really do something about this, like implement temporary restrictions on industrial activity or vehicle traffic? It is only going to get worse going forward.
All the tweets being deleted. All the statements being regreted.