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A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people! [Satire]

Welcome to /r/chutyapa

A subreddit of the people, by the people, for the people!

We are Pakistan, we are not /r/Pakistan. Say what you feel.


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Rules:

/r/chutyapa is mostly a lawless piece of land (freedom!!full freedom is only for Pakistanis and Kashmiris ) but the tullay (mods) will have their danday ready if you break these basic rules:

1) Don't offend the tullay.

Did your feefees get hurt cuz a mod didn't like your horseshit? Aw too bad. Did you manage to piss off a mod? AW TOO BAD. If you're looking for a fair democracy then this isn't it.

2) Posts must be relevant to Pakistan.

Memes are okay, however all news / general posts should be about or related to Pakistan.

3) No personal info in screenshots, no doxxing.

Randi rona karna hai tou karo lekin hum aap ke baap ke personal hitsquad nahi hein. Baraye meherbaani ye na samjhein ke you can use the users here as your personal witch hunters.

Blood group? Not personal info. Name? Personal info. Lun size? Not personal info. Lun waale ka username? Personal info.

4) No linking to other subs, no brigading.

Not even np links. Taking part in brigades of any kind, excluding fire brigades and military brigades, is not allowed. It's unethical, it's annoying, and you should just get a fucking life.

5) Don't self promote without adding to the discussion.

The best way to get an instant ban.

6) Harassment, Hatred, Haramtopi, Horniness

Hiding behind humor while spewing toxic degeneracy is not okay and will never be okay.

Apna lun apne paas rakho, apne atom bomb apne paas rakho, apne fake get-rich-quick scams apne paas rakho aur apni gaand reddit par mat chudwao

7) No mentioning users from other subs.

This is a totally non-ghazi move.

8) No indian cringe except content concerning indian Occupied Kashmir

All content involving India except IOK-centered posts and comments will be removed.

9) Inceldom

Aap ki desperation Axe se na chupne ki soorat mein idhar aa kar khawaateen ki burayaan aur haqooq-e-niswan ki khilaf warzi ke qasiday parhne se guraiz karein, the mods who have to read them might get second hand depression from how sad and pathetic you are.

10) How is the tea?

Any complaints can be sent to the ISI.

11) No offensive Sectarian Memes

Anything that starts or could start a flame war will be deleted, and you will be banned for posting offensive stuff.

12) Posting New Thread

Post should have proper title and add something to the discussion. All the posts with single word titles, "emojis, hmmm, ... and thoughts?" etc will be removed. All news / information posts must contain news link in the title or post. Random screenshots are not source of news, will be removed.


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Disclaimer:

Welcome to /r/chutyapa. We are Pakistan. We are not /r/pakistan

This is mostly a lawless piece of land, don't be a cunt though. This is still a subreddit and reddit's rules do apply here. Go back to whatsapp if you're a xenophobic bigot.

This is a circlejerk subreddit that will mostly consist of trolls, shit posts and satire. Zyada takleef hai tou get lost.

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Myth of Matiullah Jan's Homosexuality circulated by Pakistan Army

Since we know how they are fond of filming you in bed, playing with your genitals (including tying brick and electroculating) BDSM style, leaking nude videos etc

How possible is that mattiullah jan refused to give his "impressive soda" to the Pakistan Army seniors and their wives? sounds more possible than homosexuality stuff,

cz i know 4 homosexual guys in Pakistan Army. one of them is hardcore involved in incest. Not to forget recent story of Lt Arham suicide?

4 Comments
2024/12/10
10:05 UTC

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How to Open a Stripe Business Account for a UK-Registered Ltd Company While Residing in Pakistan?

Hi everyone,

I’m based in Pakistan but have a UK-registered Ltd company. Recently, I’ve been trying to open a Stripe business account, but I’m encountering some roadblocks as Wise has stopped allowing the creation of business accounts in Pakistan, which has limited my options for receiving payouts.

Given my situation, I’d like to know:

  1. Are there any specific steps or workarounds to set up a Stripe account using my UK Ltd company?

  2. Which payment gateways or financial tools can I use in conjunction with Stripe to manage payouts efficiently while living in Pakistan?

I would appreciate any advice or shared experiences from those who’ve faced a similar situation. Thanks in advance!

2 Comments
2024/12/10
06:42 UTC

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Coming to Karachi for a few days

(Don't know why my post kept deleting on r/karachi sub so I guess I'll ask my brothers from karachi in this subreddit 😃)

اَلسَلامُ عَلَيْكُم وَرَحْمَةُ اَللهِ وَبَرَكاتُهُ

As the title suggests, I'll be travelling to Karachi at the end of the month for 1-2 days. My residence will be at the home of my relatives in Korangi (most probably).

Just wanted to ask how is Korangi? How much do you consider it safe? I have some friends living in Karachi who said that it's not a great area on safety scale. It's my first time in Karachi so just want to know the do's and do not 😁

Also suggest which areas to avoid and what time of the day will be convenient for commuting as I'll be meeting my friends and hang out.

JazakAllah

1 Comment
2024/12/10
01:19 UTC

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Pakistan broke my heart

Hi everyone, sorry if this post comes across as odd. I used to be someone who wasn’t very aware of things and mostly focused on PS2 games and other stuff that most millennials know. However, living in Pakistan kind of broke me. It feels like people are mean everywhere—on the streets, among friends, and even at work.

I’ve faced constant mockery because of my looks, the way I fumble, or because I take things seriously. People often make fun of you for being sincere about your job, having a strong work ethic, or even following traffic rules. Instead, it feels like they expect you to gossip, enjoy life without a care, and rely on sheer luck (which doesn’t happen for everyone—you need to work hard).

This constant negativity has worn me down. I used to have Pakistan’s flag stored in my room out of patriotism, but now I feel disheartened. It seems like people, especially the older generation (boomers) and their kids, just refuse to change or improve.

33 Comments
2024/12/09
22:49 UTC

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Does Pakistani citizens have any rights?

I am not able to think of any right that every Pakistan has that Fauj can’t take away. I Don’t mean what the toothless/unenforceable constitution says, which can be amended easily with abductions and bribes.

18 Comments
2024/12/09
22:20 UTC

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Whats your opinion on this? And why are they not calling for boycotting army products?

23 Comments
2024/12/09
21:32 UTC

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Nov 26th Massacre and FIRs

Does anyone have an understanding of why PTI still hasn't filed the relevant FIRs against shahbaz sharif and mohsin naqvi? When pti is asked, they cite technical reasons and change the topic.

I understand all the details and numbers aren't known and may never be known given the tyranny Pakistan is facing, but can't FIRs be filed with the best avialable information and augmented later as more information comes to light?

At this point it's impossible to conclude that PTI, a party of lawyers can't get this task accomplished. Are PTIs obviously compromised leaders going to even let a tragedy like this go unchecked? PTI is really doing their best to sabotage Khans legacy and connection with the people at this point.

7 Comments
2024/12/09
21:08 UTC

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Reality of How Pakistan Stock Exchange/Stock Market works.

In this video a Financial Expert tells us how Establishment & Government runs the Pakistan Stock Market and how they fool the world and IMF. Watch complete video to know why Pakistan's current financial condition is worse than what we all can even think. This fake bubble will burst soon.

https://reddit.com/link/1hajfvz/video/2ovvw4f0uv5e1/player

3 Comments
2024/12/09
20:26 UTC

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Ai generated picture of Pakistan finance minister fighting against poverty

1 Comment
2024/12/09
18:54 UTC

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Anybody here dreams of buying lots of land like 500 or maybe 1000 acres or more to live off-grid in Pakistan.

Anybody have any leads for such land here in Pakistan with lots of trees but land has to be very cheap. How to go about it. What will be the steps. So tired of living this city life like everyone else.

21 Comments
2024/12/09
18:13 UTC

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Hey guyss. Just a quick rant cos koi aur to hai nai sunne ke lye 😂

Heyy I was just wondering I havent really made friends since I joined uni even the ones I made its really more like one sided idk how I feel tbh does it mean I am missing out or something also why cant I even make friends lmfao I even put in all the efforts ajeeb

26 Comments
2024/12/09
17:47 UTC

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man needs to keep his opinions to himself

30 Comments
2024/12/09
17:41 UTC

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Ai generated picture of Pakistan finance minister fighting against poverty

0 Comments
2024/12/09
17:25 UTC

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a trip down memory lane

7 Comments
2024/12/09
16:32 UTC

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Assad falls, Israel instantly bites

0 Comments
2024/12/09
16:31 UTC

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Man, I am sick of this. It's like they are playing catch with themselves.

9 Comments
2024/12/09
14:13 UTC

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What's problem with them

4 Comments
2024/12/09
13:49 UTC

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Imagine doing this ☠️

10 Comments
2024/12/09
11:45 UTC

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I can't relate to sectarian personalities including mawia, hassan, hussain, yazeed

i feel like to have opinion about them is somewhat Godly and one must avoid doing that.

There is so much in islam including 5 prayers in a day (which no other religion have this many), and other stuff on every espect. i feel overwhelm with this extra stuff.

The conflicts between different sects are sometime ridiculous and wouldn't impact my life and afterlife. I've equal sympathies to anyone dying on both sides in conflicts.

Why is there need of anyone else than God and his prophet? why becoming cult of other personalities is so widespread?

I hate going to ijtemahs and khutbas as they yap really low intellect and irrelevant talks.

Is there someone else who can relate to me?

18 Comments
2024/12/09
10:25 UTC

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A shot taken from the annual "Boot Polishi Journalist Society"

21 Comments
2024/12/09
09:17 UTC

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Zyada dark ni hogya anwar bhai?💀

5 Comments
2024/12/09
06:22 UTC

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Making Boycott Effective

Does this group have a presence on Facebook? If not, let’s make one and spread the word. Cannot afford to lose momentum. Not everyone is on Reddit, we need to spread the word. Any ideas?

1 Comment
2024/12/09
02:31 UTC

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Facts. Prepare yourself

10 Comments
2024/12/08
20:00 UTC

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I have no words, what is wrong with these people

51 Comments
2024/12/08
19:46 UTC

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Is Time Really the Healer?

People always say ‘time heals everything,’ but does it?

Ya shayad time sirf dukh ko side mein rakh deta hai, but the second you think about it, sab wapas aajata hai. Does time actually heal, or does it just teach us how to hide pain better?

4 Comments
2024/12/08
19:41 UTC

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When I was studying in University of Sargodha Imran Khan came 20 October 2022😍

2 Comments
2024/12/08
17:45 UTC

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