/r/ChoosingBeggars

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This subreddit is for posting screenshots, pictures, or stories of people who are being way too picky when begging for things.

This subreddit is for posting screenshots, pictures, or stories of people who are being way too picky when it comes to who they beg for a relationship or any other matter.

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Rules:

  1. Blur out identifying info (Age, Name(s), Location, etc). This includes OP's info.

  2. Please use Imgur or Reddit for image hosting.

  3. Please be nice to other users. No political bullshit, this is not the place.

  4. Don't link to other sub-reddits (You will be banned)

  5. Don't incite others to visit the page a given post pertains to. Additionally, refrain from enquiring OP for the underlying source(s).

If you ever notice brigading, please report and message the moderators

  • Person must be a beggar, such as:

    • Person seeking goods or services at a reduced cost, for free, or for a laughably lopsided trade
    • Person using social media, dating apps, or otherwise to seek out a specific type of relationship
  • Person must be choosy, as in:

    • Person must have unreasonable standards or have a comical sense of entitlement. Someone who is entitled but not choosy or begging is not a CB.
  • No reposts from top 100, front page or last 12 months.

  • Moderators may use discretion to upkeep the quality of the subreddit. Obviously fake or otherwise unsuitable content may be removed.

  • Please make an effort with your title. "Found on Facebook", "This belongs here", "Saw this on snapchat", "🍆💦" etc are hard to find later, give at least a little bit for us to go on, thanks.

  • Here is what is NOT a ChoosingBeggar:


    Unattractive people seeking a normal relationship and having reasonable standards is not a good fit for this sub. Ugly people are allowed to want a partner with a job, or no kids, or anything else we would consider reasonable for the beautiful people.


    A person asking for help with life's necessities out of desperation is not a choosingbeggar

    • If someone ran out of money and needs gas money to get to work and the only thing they can think of is to make a status update on Facebook asking if anyone can spare them some money, they aren't really being choosy. They got the beggar part down, but this sub is not /r/beggars so that post wouldn't fit. If that same person turns down someone offering to give them a ride to work because they don't want to be seen in a PT Cruiser, then that post would fit.

    • A parent asking for handouts because their kids want an Xbox for Christmas and the only way that could happen is if someone donates one, that isn't a choosingbeggar. That's someone begging, but without a sense of entitlement. If that person is offered a Nintendo and they scoff at the suggestion, then that would be a good post.

    The person begging must be at least in the gradient of being an entitled jerk, this sub is not a place to mock poverty



    Be sure to check out our new sub for ChoosingBeggars memes and other stuff:

    /r/IndecentExposure




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    I am offering free pots and someone wants a discount on that. What should I offer🥲 free drop-off maybe?

    I have a feeling this was an automatic reply she typed.

    So used to asking for discounts on everything that her fingers literally typed the message before her brain could process this was free.

    89 Comments
    2024/11/06
    14:10 UTC

    501

    A man who knows what he wants

    65 Comments
    2024/11/06
    04:10 UTC

    537

    Free puppy but prefer small and black or gray

    I commented the local humane society with their fee that includes shots and microchip but she deleted it.

    95 Comments
    2024/11/05
    01:08 UTC

    1,491

    Need a live-in nanny, pay is $2/hr, and you have to buy your own food

    Posted this a few minutes ago but accidentally typed “pay us $2/hr” instead of “pay is $2/hr” … thank you to the kind person who caught it early

    530 Comments
    2024/11/02
    13:33 UTC

    576

    "Free Pickup and Delivery" = "you cover the cost to deliver free stuff to me"

    93 Comments
    2024/11/01
    04:06 UTC

    362

    Begging for a vanity on FB

    75 Comments
    2024/10/31
    00:45 UTC

    446

    But it takes to long….

    69 Comments
    2024/10/30
    21:05 UTC

    1,580

    The audacity 😂

    154 Comments
    2024/10/29
    21:44 UTC

    499

    At least he can pick it up

    74 Comments
    2024/10/29
    16:23 UTC

    957

    Uhhh buy a new one?

    83 Comments
    2024/10/26
    18:50 UTC

    440

    Looking for house and backyard for rent $460 5 kids and animals

    Sad and baffling.

    393 Comments
    2024/10/26
    01:01 UTC

    1,056

    always wild to me when people get something for free & it’s not enough for them

    116 Comments
    2024/10/26
    00:09 UTC

    2,070

    Pay me to be my nanny

    344 Comments
    2024/10/25
    21:57 UTC

    1,304

    Horse lady that pays in water updated the “qualifications”.

    422 Comments
    2024/10/25
    20:13 UTC

    768

    That was a ride

    424 Comments
    2024/10/24
    22:15 UTC

    1,059

    Lot of demands

    369 Comments
    2024/10/21
    01:22 UTC

    588

    Rent my house if you are a builder

    Saw this on Facebook Marketplace. Someone is trying to rent out a house, but only if you have building experience and are willing to refurb the property for them.

    46 Comments
    2024/10/20
    09:12 UTC

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