u/AmazingPerson plz bb how is nederlends?

ok so the skul was shoting lasers @ neliaX and but she use her lite saber 2 deflect slasrs and sher try 2 hit skul with slite saber but she cen t kil it bbcuws a skul is alrdy ded duh ok so then 1 laster hit her arm and she screem and niak came and he saw the evel sorserer who controling the skulk so he kil the sorcersr ded and now the skul stop shoting laster anbd it dorp on florr and neliaX started cry and she femally huged niak but he alfaly push her away and he pik up skul and he say lok it says on skul its the skul of amazingperson!!!!!!!!!!! omg they found it now we cen revive him but the only 1 who cen do thet is the cult of srs so neliaX say lets go 2 srs district but niak say no way there crazy bishes who h8 men nd neliaX say but they r the bigexzt fors who are fiting the empire if we work 2geter with them 2 resurect amazingperson we cen defeet the empire and niak say no way they wil kil me and neliaX say stop QQ just com 2 the srs and shje went 2 srs and niak betaly folowed her and it was 6 months walk but on theway they found a mut8d hyper dinosar and it was breething fire on a vilag and it was a pet of the empire so they decide 2 kil it the week spot is in the eyes so niak throw rocks @ it 2 distrect it and it was charging 2ward niak but then neliaX jump on hes hed and kil hes eye and now he ded and evry1 was heppy and they saved the vileg and the elder gave them a teleporter that can b used 2 teleport 1nce so they use it 2 teleport 2 srs ok so they were in srs teretory and niak say i dnt like ths these ppl rly h8 men what if they atk us and neliaX say dnt wry 2getter we cen defeet eny1 and sudenly they c a big exploshen so they went 2 the exploshen and a bunsh of srsers and imperialists were fiting eechotter and neliaX and niak helped the srsers and kiled the empire but the srsers also died and nel.iax say ffs we ned 2 find some alive srsers so they cen revive amaazingperson and save the wold and mb i cne hev sex with him and niak say wel i dnt wna find eny srsers they r busnh of evil feminazis who want 2 distroy the wold and neliaX slap himn in fece and say ffs im sik of u winering cen u just stfu and help find srsers and he point 2 a tavern lets chek there so they went 2 tavern but it was abandoned but there was stil beer so they drank al beer and got drunk and fel aslip and when they woke up trhey got hendogver but they found some anti hengover potion and then they go outside in continue serch and they were futurely walking throush a farm and sudenly A SNIPER SHOT NIAK IN THE HED OMG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ok so in the last chepter of my true storie we saw how i died and now then ext chepter wil b meny yeers l8r and it wil introduc som new charatec ok heer is the storie

it was the yeerr 4068XY and the wold was in cheos after the nucleer war broke owt most of the wold was destroyd (tnx putin) and now ther was onlyi 1 countr left the countryu of giazamela ok so thew main charatec in this cheptr wil b neliaX who is half humen haalf xgzorbo just like her frend niak ok so they r in giazamela and thers war and fiting evbrywher for the last resorses and food and neliaX and niak r loking 4 food so they come in a undergorun bplace and it sems long abondedn and they keep there lite saber with them in case they get ambnudshs so they lok 4 food but they only find slime and radioactivly futurely stuf and so they go down this lader and they find 2 ways and desie 2 split up so nalixa gose 2 the rite and she findds some bocxes and opens the bocxes but there empty sudenly she heers a wild screem coming from the other way so she go bek 2 her frend niak and she sees he is atkd by imperialist troops so she greb her lite saber and kil them al and they find som mony and food but not mush but they eet it and then they go look 4 more stuf sudenly theyt r atkd agen but this time its only ziorbos so they just stomp them ded and they make cempfire with there cempfiremakergadged so they roast the ziorbos and eet them 2 and then she ask him niak what if we cent find enogh fodd and all are frendws and femely wil die and he say dnt giv up hope neliaX we must bcom stornger so we cen take down the giazamela empire and liber8 the zorfnons and then she begin2 cry and he say ffs u females r so week crybabbies and she say fak u u no i saw the entare yridila district exploision tghis wold is ruuind and the only person who cen save us is ded and niak say yes i konwe it sux amazingperson i s ded but mb we cen bcom as amazing as him and she say no no1 cen eevr b as amazing as amazinperon i wish he was heer so i cold hav sex wif him and then they both cry and gho 2 sleep th next day they woke up and go lok 4 food and they spplit up agen and neliaX sees this dark room and sudenly somthing is coming 2 wqard her its a floating skull omg and now brb gonna get some food ok back so therw as this floaitng skul flying 2war nelia and it shoot lasereyes right at her 2b continud

ok so he next day he was in skool0 and hje was heror now bcus he kiled the terreristys and evbry1 wanted 2h av sex with him ok so the teecher sed amazingperson u r rly aamazing and he sxed i konwe and it was meth cless so the teecher sed how mutch is 534564366 : 653636 u cent use calcul8r so amazinhgperson quickly calcul8d ion hes hed and he smartly sed the rite answer ands teecher sed u r rly amazing but the boy nex 22 amazingperso n was alwase jelles of him and now he was even more jelles so he sed lissen amazingperson im tired of u being so mutch more amazing then me so i sed lissen jnolvie looser im gonne beet the carp owt of u and ironicly thets whaty hepend so he was ded and nteecher sed it my falt so she sent me 2 prisnenvell agen btw if any1 konwe how 2 put this book in store tel me how cus i want it reel book and make mutch moeny with it ok where was i i was going 2 prisnebell and on the way he notised a cestel so he went insdie and he saw a dargon kidneped a prinses so he grebed his sord and kiled the dargon and she was wery gr8ful and she caled al her prinses frends 2 hav sex with him ok so he continue 2 the ofise and he sed amazingperson i e m disapoint and amazinghperson sed IM SIK OF THS SHIT I DOT NEED THIS SKOOL so he ren away and he never wenyt bek in the skool and when he was home he saw the house was robed and evry1 was ded and he was thinking there is nothing left 4 me here so i pecked my thrings and went on a jorneuy 2 far awey lends so i wenmt in thios boat and started traveling 2 englend but idk how boats work so i decide 2 just swim 2 englend when he got there he saw the place was nothing like the tohught it was bcus the lend was in chaos ther were hooligens rioting evrywhere so i decide i got 2 defeet them so i went throutch the whole country kiling al the bed guys and then the qwueen sed amazingperson u r rly amazing what do u want 4 reward and i say i wanna be king of englend so i kill her and now im king of englend and i tel my subjects it is time 2 rtestore englend 2 its former glory we r fgona take over the worrld and evry1 sed ok so i sent the army 2 tkae over the world nbut i didnt no they were so week army so they all ded and i was like ok i gota hendle this myself so i went on quest 2 defeet all the armiex ofc i started with the netherlends so i swam beck there and sed im bek 4 reventhe so i kil the a rmy and now i took over the country and also belgium but now france and germeny notisde what i was doing so they work 2getther 2 beet me and i put up a hard fite i punched half there tenks 2 ded but they captsured me and i woke up in thios torture room and they chop of my hed

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hey guys i writed a story abt amaizngperson its a fenctinshon but it rly hewpened it was meny tyeers ago when i was in hi skool i hed a hard time as u wil reed itn the stor ok here is the story

amaaziingperson was walking 2 skool it was 10 km walk he walk it evry day he has bike anbd car and p[lane but he always walk bcus it make him storng so then he arive at skool and was thinking abt what a terebel carpy day it wold b bcus it always was he hes no frends @ skoll bcus al the boys r jelles of his amazingnes and al the girls just want his body so he walk in skool and i sense d a tarp so he lokk at the ceiling and there they r the guys in my clas r using ninja equipment to ceiling so they ju,p down to florre and get in2 fiting pposisiton there r like 10 off them the first 1 charged @ amazinghperson but amazingperson easiely pick yhim up and threow him throush the window then 5 more came 2 him so he strongly punsh first `1 in face and i kick 2nd in shin and he alphaly hedbutted the 3rd 1 and i amazingly elbowface the 4th 1 the 5th 1 was runihng away but samazingperson didnt let him get away he karate kick him and then the other 5 came al together @ him so amazingperson did jump and they al ran in2 eachother he lokked around and it was over they were al ded then i herd a noice outisde so i desied 2 go out and lokk and he see the polce they point @ me and say imma murder so they shoot me but he dodged al the bulets like in matrix then i run 2 thhem and beat the carp out of them and tel them lissen if u dont leeve me alone u wil not gona like it u wil regret 4 rest of ur live so they got in car and went away ok so he go beck in skool and in class teecher sed hello amazingperson u did bed in ur test u failed so i got rly med and i beet the carp out of her and say gimme beter result 4 my test but she slep me in face and say no go 2 prinsebel ofis rite now so i go out of clas and i strongly walk throsuh the hals and then some girls came 2 me so we al started making out and having sex and then the janetor saw us so i tel janeter if he tel eny1 i wil murder hes femily and he say i hav no femily but ih ave hemster and i say ok then i murder hemstere and he say ok i dont tel eny1 so then i was wlaking 2 pirnnsebel ofis and when he got therew he notise something strange another tarp perhaps burt no1 was @ ceiling but the ofis was empty and whe n i turn around i saw the terorists they were trying 2 bomb the skool so he ran 2 them and took there bomb and alphaly kicked them in face and they ded and now i hed 2 destroy bomb without it exploding ok so therre r 2 wires a blue a green and a red 1 and he wasnt sure witch 1 2 cut so he decide 2 do the ultemet secrifise he put bomb in my mouth and it eplxode and the mouth blocked explopsion and it saved the skool and he got a medal and he only lost 1 teeth so he went 2 dentist 2 get new teeth

i tipp mi hate 2 u o yez i du tach mi 2 b mason lik u o yaz oh ya

th3 3nd

qwestinons? koments? azk th aothor neting!

or else

so wehn i watdchd this scene in game of thornses http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouZrU3foYrc i saw jaime had 2 eet with kinfe only not fork and i thaght hey coll i gona try thet so i threw al my forks owt ofthe window and tried eeting meet with only fork but i broke my tong

psa dont eet with kinfe only use a fork

im wrintng a new powem

is gona be a deep powem

this time its abt deth

so what happens when ur ded

no1 rly konwes

except all the ppl who r ded

like the ppl who got kiled by a bus

but they cent rly thell uss

wat its slike 2b ded

but then ther r a few ppld who were ded and now there alive agen

and they cold prob tel us

but they dont want2

fukken basterds

i ned 2 go 2 the loo

im going htere faster

and then i cen poo

in the loo

and i do wash my hjands but not with soap i rly cba iwth thet

and 1 time i had a pet

and then she was ded

buty thets ok i didnt rly like her enywey

i alweys had 2 pey

for al her food

thet was no good

i tink u al understned my msg

but if u didnt im basicliclee seying thet t heres notin g rong with ded and more ppl shold die and thers nothing wrong with it and killing ppl is also ok bcus som ppl r just basterds and ned 2 die so yea deth and killing and etc is al fine as long as it happends 2 the rite ppl

ppowem wqrite d bsy amazingperson © dont steel its its mine © ui write ur own powem this is mine powem ©©© u cant use it 4 eny use onlee personel use and dont make mony of it unles u send it al 2 me bcus its rly amazing u cen bcom milunare with al my powem riting skils its rly amazing dont steel it ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©© ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©© if u do steel it i wil ryport u 2 autorethese and they wil send u 2 jale u hev ben warned coppyrite amazingperson 2012 2013 2014 2015 etc also coppyleft just 2b sure

helo this is my new powem

i havnt writed a new powem

4 a wery long time

so now its time 2 rime

and i sey its new powem and u may b tinking what if i reed it in 10 yeers then it wil not b new powem but wel technicliclee it wil b bcus the world is like what 1 millien yers old so even in 10 yers its stil a new powem reletivliv

also btw i konwe if u liv in amerecen or gr8 britten its not merrie new yeer yet and its stil merry old yeer but gess what i dnt rly giv a fukken shit abt ur shit contry u cen fuk off

and in the new yeer ther wil b lots of lov

haha jk ther wil b mush more h8 ofcors same as evry yeer

even tho this was suposet 2 b the lest yeer

the world was suposed 2 end few deys ago

burt then it dident and thet rly pised mee of bcus i was rly lokking 4ward 2 c ewry1 die al the ppl i h8 burt then they didnt die and thet rly made me med and it made me want 2 KIL EWRY1 but thn thats "illigal" jst bcus som ppl who think there impotent and thin k they cen tel ppl what 2 do sand so they sey dont kil ppl but whwat givs them the rite 2 make laws y cent i make laws i dont aggre iwth ths fukken shit dont kil law @ al i meen if i cen kil flyys and mosito then y not humens whats the diff¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

like mb i cen push them of a cliff

or shove a firecrecker up there nose

ofc i want 2 shove it somewher else but then srs is gona whine abt thet bcus acording 2 srs logic shoving a nucler bomb thet wil distroy the entare world in som1s nose isnt nerly as bed as shoving it up there ass

but i dont hav a nucler bomb

and also not a nucler comb

so if ur a police reeding this dont put me in jael bcus i dont hav nucler bomb i swer i dnt im not gona do entyink 2 distroy the world

guys i rly dont hav nucler bomb

and i dnt want 2 take over the world

even tho i hav the bigest sub redit with most folowers and we r activlivlee working on are plen 2 take over thye world

but im not gona take over the wrodl

im gled theres no cops reeding this but in case there is i gess it dosnt metter bcus is not like im doing enything bed like distroying or taking over the world

so they cent put me in jale

and they wil fale

2 stop me frm taaking over the world

i dont wana go 2 jale

this 1 time meny yers ago i was using fireworks few days 2 erly so it was iligal and police came and i thaght i hed 2 go 2 jale but i didnt but they stole al my frends firework but not mine cus i didnt hav eny

i didnt evne hav a penny

and now that its new yeer

al anemals wil b scare

of the fireworks even the deer

and its al pritty pointleseer

bcus it just gose boom and then its gone i cent belif ppl rly waste mony on thet and it makes the earth dirty too heres a better idea y dont we al put 100 euros in a beg and put the beg in fire and then we dont hav 2 buy fireworks its the same thing rly

now dosnt thet make u feel silly

and fireworks r dangeres 2 when i wasz kid io was thinking mb i shold save a litel bit of firework evry yeer and hide it and then combine it al 2 make 1 big bomb thet wil DISTROY THE WORLD but then i never did thet

and neither did my cet

or my ret

wel techniclicvlee i didnt hev a ret but my brother didw and it was cute

and the ret had a tooth

actaly he didnt hav 1 ret but 2

but then they died

they alwas used 2 fite

but they didnt died bcus of fite they died cus they got old

and it wasw so cold

and now were stil w8ing for the end of the world

this just gofes 2 show

u cent always believce what u heer in a show

or enywher else

mghtsag dfaihg pels

and now the end of the powem is neer

but hav no feer

bcus amazingperson is stil heer

2 write more powems (nad also distroy the world)

but thet may take anotter yeer

mb my next powem wil b queer

or mb it wil b about ur ear

cya

sup guys i ben pritty busy latelee im bek in the powem indes3 and now im CEO of powems so i ben working on my latest powem and i wil post it sonn on ths sub redit stey 2nd

also btw if u ever c salt vinegar chips dont buy it its rly gros

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