Like. What if hell is just this super chill nice place, and Satan is like a super friendly host since they're all sinners and they all just wanna chill in the rest of their eternity? Thats what my hell is.

I mean… the one on the left did require some intelligence to build

What I need is for these bad boys to ripen a bit

My very Christian conservative friend posted this. And even though I am one that loves to take the piss out of things, this just made me laugh and scratch my head.

My mom and her family are very Christian. I (f 28) obviously am not, and due to them forcing me into it when I was a child I have lots of religious trauma relating to Christianity. I have asked them multiple times to stop pushing it on me, stop telling me about god stuff and quit the whole "god bless you" and "may you have the day god wants for you" stuff. Last week I went to visit my parents for a weekend, they live in another state and my aunt came from oversees to visit my mom so we thought it would be a good opportunity for me to see her again after 10 years. It was an okay time, we hung out and it was mostly smooth, but on the last day I was there which was a Sunday they had gone to church and usually they come back quite obnoxious. I don't quite remember how the conversation came about but they started giving me unsolicited advice about how to set up my dynamic with my husband since we are recently married and it's our first year living together as a married couple away from family. They were talking all that bs about how a woman needs to submit to her husband and the husband needs to provide for his wife and children. First off it was an issue because we don't want children and my husband can't father any because of health reasons. I had to be explicit about that so they could get off my case which I did not want to do. Then it was about how my husband needs to provide for me because I am a woman and it's "natural" for a man to have to be the sole income in the house. I disagreed as well and told them that there is nothing natural about that, it's all cultural and a choice. My mother started acting sarcastically and saying "well I'm your mother so you get your culture from me, where else would you get your culture?" I said it just wasn't a choice I wanted to make for my marriage and that we were more happy with a companionship, not a hierarchy. I decided to change the subject then and walk out of the restaurant as my stepfather was already done paying and beckoning us to the car. They tried to continue the conversation but I just let go of it and the subject changed, but I was very uncomfortable because a family friend I don't know so well was also there and I could tell she was starting to also feel uncomfortable, saying things like oh she probably studied a lot about these things (which fell on deaf ears to them). Fast forward to this morning she sends me a message that was those boomer gif with a good Sunday and a godly message or whatever. I asked her if it was meant for me because she usually doesn't send me those things, and she said yes it was. I just said oh ok. So she asks if I am mad at her about something. I said I am, and explained to her that I feel disrespected by her because she keeps pushing her religion onto me when I have told her many times that I don't like it and that I would rather she not do it. She says she prayed for me and my husband. I told her how I felt about the constant Bible thumping, and she got defensive as she usually does and instead of having a conversation she decided to say okay then I won't bother you anymore and stopped responding. I also need to note that this isn't the only thing that happened, she also makes me and my husband (who has the same opinion on Christianity as I do) pray with them whenever there is a chance, and there was this instance on my birthday this year where she got really close to a meltdown because I stopped them (and therefore all of us) from praying before singing happy birthday to me. She only did not have a meltdown because my stepfather who is more reasonable stopped it. On another note I should also say she is kind of a Karen (although not of the white variety)