/r/AbsoluteUnits
Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.
ABSOLUTE UNITS
Be in awe at the size of these lads
Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.
RULES:
Posting
1) Post Absolute Units only.
Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.
Post absolute units, not actual units
Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units
Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.
2) Post public figures only
No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders
We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned.
3) No NSFW posts
No NSFW and NSFL content
This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of your private parts
Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of your shit
No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.
4) No Recent or Common reposts
Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub
Commenting
5) Be nice.
There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette
6) No doxing or brigading
No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.
7) Shut up about pitbulls
- No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.
8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".
This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.
Now please kindly shut up about it.
Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules
The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.
OUR FRIENDS:
HEALTH:
We are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy!
The American Veterinary Medical Association (AVMA) says "Even a modest reduction in weight can significantly reduce your pet’s risk of life-threatening diseases."
/r/AbsoluteUnits
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of a blueberry
01:33 UTC
of a door
00:20 UTC
of a tree / treehouse
23:51 UTC
of a motorcycle
23:47 UTC
of a zucchini.
23:40 UTC
of a mask
This isn’t regulation size?
22:43 UTC
of a starfish
21:46 UTC
of a roided up yam/sweet potato - u wot mate?! 😡
19:40 UTC
of an dandelion
16:51 UTC
of Sir Henry
5m+ (16.4ft) 750kg+ (1650 pounds) & 120+ years Croc.
14:21 UTC
of a bullfrog’s butt 🐸
13:04 UTC
of paws and power, Don Juan de Meowco
12:55 UTC
of a rabbit
11:40 UTC
of a leek
10:36 UTC
of a scaffold.
04:33 UTC
of a little person
02:03 UTC
of a Zucchini
dug it up today
01:22 UTC
of a Pistachio
21:53 UTC
of an elephant
16:18 UTC
of a mouse trap
16:04 UTC
of a garlic clove
15:55 UTC
of a crocodile 🐊
13:32 UTC
of a pig
12:16 UTC
of a UK hornet
Now, I know for most of the world this isn't anything all that big. But for the UK this is a unit of a hornet.
07:33 UTC
of a badminton birdie
07:25 UTC
of a videobombing dog and lifter
04:09 UTC
of a dandelion leaf, plus a thicc pupper
01:21 UTC
of a sheep
00:40 UTC