/r/AbsoluteUnits

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Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

ABSOLUTE UNITS


Be in awe at the size of these lads

Check out our deep, well-reflected definitions of an absolute unit.


RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

  • Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.

  • Post absolute units, not actual units

  • Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.

  • No Photoshopped Units

  • Only real absolute units are allowed. No art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

    2) Post public figures only

    • No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

    We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

    3) No NSFW posts

    • No NSFW and NSFL content

    This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.

  • Don't post pictures of private parts

  • Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.

  • Don't post pictures of shit

  • No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

    4) No Recent or Common reposts

    • Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.

    • Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

    Commenting

    5) Be nice.

    • There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.

    • Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.

    • Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.

    • Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

    6) No doxing or brigading

    • No witch hunts.

    • Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.

    • No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

    7) Shut up about pitbulls

    • No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

    8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

    This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

    Now please kindly shut up about it.

    Don't be the guy that makes us add more rules

    • The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.


    OUR FRIENDS:


    HEALTH:

    We are in awe at the size of Absolute Units, and the only thing we love more is a fine lad who used to be an Absolute Unit and has become healthy!

    /r/AbsoluteUnits

    1,795,242 Subscribers

    3

    of a dog

    3 Comments
    2024/12/02
    22:13 UTC

    1

    of a banana

    Bic 4 colour pen for scale

    0 Comments
    2024/12/02
    21:51 UTC

    68

    of a rock

    12 Comments
    2024/12/02
    19:41 UTC

    3,417

    of a rapper

    731 Comments
    2024/12/02
    19:01 UTC

    249

    of a Sinkhole in Merthyr Tydfil, Wales today. It was 15 feet deep

    28 Comments
    2024/12/02
    18:21 UTC

    182

    of a wick

    75 Comments
    2024/12/02
    17:36 UTC

    90

    of banana

    16 Comments
    2024/12/02
    15:42 UTC

    0

    of a crust/slice of bread.

    1 Comment
    2024/12/02
    12:53 UTC

    57

    of a leatherback sea turtle

    2 Comments
    2024/12/02
    12:38 UTC

    199

    of a capybara, he looks so cuddly!

    6 Comments
    2024/12/02
    12:38 UTC

    2,494

    of tires

    101 Comments
    2024/12/02
    11:18 UTC

    98

    of grapes

    How do grapes get to be as big as this? They are the size of plums.

    11 Comments
    2024/12/02
    09:42 UTC

    67

    of a carrot

    13 Comments
    2024/12/02
    04:22 UTC

    40

    of a pipe wrench

    Big ass wrench in japan

    10 Comments
    2024/12/02
    03:58 UTC

    230

    of A Silverback Gorilla’s Back😳

    5 Comments
    2024/12/02
    03:49 UTC

    3,021

    of a lasagna

    The dish is 8” deep.

    63 Comments
    2024/12/02
    02:46 UTC

    185

    of a dog

    34 Comments
    2024/12/02
    02:23 UTC

    119

    of a rooster

    I'm 6' 5" for reference

    18 Comments
    2024/12/01
    23:55 UTC

    18

    of a keychain (my hand for scale)

    13 Comments
    2024/12/01
    22:35 UTC

    1,036

    of a horse, 3200 pounds

    18 Comments
    2024/12/01
    22:18 UTC

    393

    of onion rings

    12 Comments
    2024/12/01
    21:34 UTC

    78

    of a HALF of a churro

    5 Comments
    2024/12/01
    21:14 UTC

    1,305

    of a tree

    11 Comments
    2024/12/01
    18:04 UTC

    183

    of a squirrel

    4 Comments
    2024/12/01
    17:38 UTC

    976

    of a puffball mushroom

    15 Comments
    2024/12/01
    17:00 UTC

    542

    of a third horn

    33 Comments
    2024/12/01
    13:34 UTC

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