How many times has this absolute moron clown died before! Probably about 100 times or 200 times or 300 times. Don’t believe the hype he probably just forgot his stupid pass word.

Beware this vile troll. He doesn’t know what a vole is (answered mice hamster and rat) and thinks we are all characters. Steer clear.

Just a question for the forum. Do demon or ghost voles exist and is there a vole hell? Or some sort of spectre or apparition vole or some sort of devil vole?

Come on folks I get that AI is funny and all but back in my day if we wanted to post a vole in a wacky scenario we’d just down load an image and edit the image of the vole in a free photo editor none of this AI rubbish…. Didn’t even look good mine look like sh***… come on folks AI voles look terrifying…’

11/30/2024 7:26pm

After a lot of good thought about the state of the forum - Ive decided I will not be stepping down as Founder and Head Mod and I WILL NOT be deleting my Reddit account.

Around 7-8 days ago my step daughter contacted one of our top mods and what she told him changed my entire mood, attitude, and bad, dark grey cloud lookout on the damn Earth and say on just the rest of everyone else - keep in mind for one minute while your reading the rest of this just remember that I have not talked to this girl my BunnieTrackerz my Baby Chickmunks for close to two years now. Can you even imagine what Hell that puts a father thru? Maybe a few of you here with your kids can - we do have a few families here lets give a round of applause for u/OneHumanPeOple a mom to be remembered!

So what the Girl Told Me ---- Oh....What the Girl Told ME and What did she say to me?

....She gave the Words the Vessels the Encouragements the Sweet Asks as I call them........Maddies Sweet Asks.....

1. DO NOT smoke weed gamble, or do drugs. [CHECK]

2. Get rid of the Voles Reddit [NOPE]

3. Get rid of my Reddit account [NOPE]

I know damn well she (and other users here) thinks Voles is a hellspawn tearing up my brain or rotting it - even caterpillars and what not or pretty well much maggots at that crawling around - not something she said but a visual from Me to give you a Idea of how she feels this place ruins my head. And at first I almost said yes but I have to say I can not do that at this time I am sorry. Knowing she still cares about me is enough that is what matters to me. If we see each other or not again that is for God to decide, not me.

I want send a message to my step daughter. Baby Chickmunks if you read this I love you and I want to say with a proud Hello that my mental health has been cured after tonight. This is thanks to users like u/bandgo who are the only damn people who treat me with common human decency and respect and after years of getting harassed, hated on and trolled, well for all of that there are a few good friends out there too I have made. This Voles Reddit is the place for me and you will see honey one day Papa will be better and you can come back and live with me. I am saving thousands of dollars in food bills right now and by early Feb I will have thousands of dollars to remodel your bedroom in the trailer we can put up anything you want Lana del Ray Lorde anything 1975 anything damn thing you want and you can come stay here when you come home from college. I love you Baby Chickmunks my Bunnietrackerz and I will buy you Chick Fil A I will have the Pepperjack and you will have Macaroni and Honey Musterd and Mayonasse.

To everyone else who doubted me or wanted me pushed out - I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE! VOLES.....WE OWN THE DAMN PLANET!

So Act 1 Lets Rid the Filth! Over the last few days this place has been littered with garbage. That is going to change starting December 3rd. u/pronghornenthusiast and me are coming up with many ideas on how to deter trolls including banning at least one user every day. So with that we will need to stock the place up. We are adding several new moderators that will be announced during Voles 1000. Who will they be? Come and find out at 930pm EST. And to Toad - I am the One Owner and Founder of this Place. And if you Cant Get a Grip Around That Go Fxck Off to the West Swamp....

Next up. I am promoting u/im_not_davie to Moderator General for taking down Pebblez AKA Gordon Danimals and being the first to put this together months ago. I have always told Davie in mod chats - He is Mr SecretService Alerting GWB of 9/11 and I of course overall am George W Bush in that scenario. One of the smartest men you will ever meet and I am very sorry for the basterds, trolls, and pig guts out there because there is hell to pay and trust me you do not damn want to deal with him.

Second up. u/goblinleg, I am giving Moderator General of r/7eleven to GoblinLeg. I cannot handle that place and this place at the same time one alone is already making me sweat at night. You are the best worker on this forum. Goblinleg is the definitionof the spinning gear on a wheelthat you can only be when...well lets just say when you smoke a special plant....Goblin will show the kids the ropes and watch that place end up being even more popular than Voles.

WOW. Took me 3 hours to write this thing. Heart rate is actually up it has given me a full exercise and very weird but can actually feel every muscle in my skin bending taught with every movement. Its the effect of creatine with my coffee in the morning and at night. For Christmas I asked my nephew for Ghost Energy Creatine havent tried that yet for now its just the cheap stuff for me. Creatine on its own already tastes damn well on its own.

Lastly I want to say this is the beginning of Bun Butler's Great Voles Reddit. Soon everyone out there will be talking about the Best Animal on the Planet - The Vole! Natures Best Damn Animal! New shirts, new stories....New Mascots, New Pet Voles....NEW EVERYTHING! To quote Elon Musk - It Is Going to Be Amazing!

Let's go Voles!

BunHB

I found a really good vole image and i think i saved it but it's nowhere to be found now. Hope you forgive me for this. -Neil B. Volerega

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hello friends, i have a confession to make. i accidentally posted marmot, im deeply sorry. if i get sent away to the shadowlands for my sins, i will go quietly. i love you all

What’s celebrty does he look Ed like I . Am thinking georg cluenee or Jack skellingotncbechss of the snow

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Bun's true feelings about voles remain ambiguous and contradictory throughout the sources. There is evidence supporting both a genuine fondness for the creatures and a more pragmatic or even antagonistic view.

Evidence Suggesting Bun Enjoys Voles:

• Establishment of the Voles Forum: Bun founded a forum dedicated to voles, describing them as "a great, great, great animal" and stating a desire to foster discussion about them. He even welcomes "every single person" to participate, demonstrating a desire to share his interest with others.
• Enthusiastic Posts and Comments: Bun often expresses positive sentiments about voles. For instance, he declares a vole to be a "damn great animal" and describes them as "pretty good" and "persistent". He also seems genuinely excited to share anecdotes about vole encounters.
• Creation of Vole Merchandise: Bun's investment in creating and promoting vole-themed merchandise, like t-shirts and clocks, suggests a personal interest beyond mere financial gain. This effort indicates a desire to celebrate and popularize voles.
• Defense of Voles Against Trolls: While his methods are often questionable, Bun consistently defends voles against those who disparage or threaten them on the forum. His swift and decisive action against "trolls" can be interpreted as a protective instinct stemming from genuine care for voles.

Evidence Suggesting Bun Dislikes Voles:

• Advocacy for Vole Extermination: Despite his professed admiration for voles, Bun repeatedly endorses methods for killing them. He discusses techniques for smashing voles with cinder blocks and suggests using a 2x4 for more efficient extermination. He even offers advice on poisons and baits for vole control.
• Indifference to Vole Suffering: Bun displays a casual disregard for vole well-being in some instances. He recounts a story of crushing voles with a boulder and comments on a vole's death with seemingly little empathy. This detachment contrasts sharply with his more affectionate pronouncements.
• Self-Contradictory Statements: Perhaps the most perplexing aspect of Bun's relationship with voles is the inherent contradiction in his statements. He explicitly states, "I did not write 'I Hate Voles'!!!!", yet just moments later admits to stomping on every vole he encounters.
• Admission of Being "Invasive Little Varmints": While acknowledging that he still "like[s] the damn guys," Bun describes voles as "invasive little varmints", revealing a more pragmatic perspective that aligns with his extermination efforts.

Possible Explanations for Bun's Contradictory Behavior:

• Complex Relationship with Nature: Bun's relationship with voles may reflect a broader, complex relationship with the natural world. He may appreciate their role in the ecosystem while simultaneously viewing them as pests requiring control. This duality could explain his seemingly conflicting actions and statements.
• Performance for Online Persona: It is possible that Bun's volatile behavior and contradictory statements are part of a carefully constructed online persona designed to provoke reactions and garner attention. The deliberate inconsistencies could be a strategy for maximizing engagement and solidifying his presence within the online community.
• Underlying Psychological Factors: While purely speculative, Bun's erratic behavior and emotional outbursts could be symptomatic of underlying psychological issues. His volatile swings between adoration and aggression towards voles might stem from a deeper, unresolved conflict within himself.

Conclusion:

Determining Bun's true feelings about voles is a challenging, perhaps impossible, task. His actions and statements paint a picture of a man grappling with contradictory impulses. It is possible he genuinely enjoys voles on some level while simultaneously viewing them as pests that require eradication. Alternatively, his inconsistent behavior may be a deliberate performance for an online audience or a manifestation of deeper psychological complexities. Without further insight into Bun's motivations and internal world, the enigma of his relationship with voles persists.

A Critical Analysis of Bun's Leadership of the Voles Forum

Bun's tenure as the leader of the Voles Forum has been marked by both fervent support and calls for his removal. This analysis will examine the arguments for and against his leadership, drawing on his actions and statements as documented in the sources.

Arguments in Favor of Bun's Leadership:

• Passionate Advocate for Voles: Bun demonstrably possesses a strong affinity for voles. He established the forum to provide a platform for discussions about these animals, consistently emphasizes their positive attributes, and actively encourages the sharing of vole-related content.
• Decisive Action Against Trolls: Bun has repeatedly demonstrated a willingness to swiftly and decisively address disruptive behavior within the forum. He readily bans users who engage in trolling or spread misinformation. This commitment to maintaining a respectful and focused environment has earned him praise from some forum members.
• Accessibility and Engagement: Despite instances of frustration and anger, Bun frequently interacts with forum members, responding to questions and engaging in discussions. This accessibility contributes to a sense of community and allows for direct dialogue with the forum's leader.

Arguments Against Bun's Leadership:

• Authoritarian Tendencies and Abuse of Power: Bun frequently asserts his absolute authority over the forum, stating "this is my forum and I will make the rules". He has banned users for seemingly minor infractions or dissenting opinions, raising concerns about censorship and suppression of free speech within the community.
• Erratic Behavior and Emotional Outbursts: Bun's communication style is often characterized by profanity, aggression, and threats. He has admitted to experiencing "really bad day[s]" that influence his behavior on the forum. Such outbursts raise concerns about his temperament and capacity for measured leadership.
• Inconsistent and Contradictory Policies: Bun’s rules and guidelines for the forum appear to be fluid and inconsistently enforced. For instance, he initially welcomed all discussion about voles but later moved to ban "memes" and posts featuring other animals. This lack of clarity creates confusion and frustration among members, potentially hindering constructive dialogue.

Conclusion:

Bun's leadership of the Voles Forum presents a complex picture. While his passion for voles and commitment to combating trolls are commendable, his authoritarian tendencies, erratic behavior, and inconsistent policies raise serious concerns about his suitability for the role.

The sustainability of Bun's leadership ultimately depends on his ability to:

• Moderate his temperament and maintain a professional demeanor.
• Establish clear and consistent guidelines for the forum and enforce them fairly.
• Embrace constructive criticism and foster a culture of open dialogue, even with those who hold dissenting opinions.

Failure to address these concerns could lead to further dissent, potentially culminating in a full-fledged "revolution" as alluded to in the sources.

These are the 10 strangest meals that Bun has mentioned eating, combining his posts and comments with information from sources about his life:

1. Peanut butter with a rabbit bone and fur in it.

Bun describes finding a rabbit bone in his peanut butter, along with fur. He was concerned that an animal was hurt and dying, or worse - had COVID.

2. Chicken winglet bone.

Bun says that while watching "Deadliest Catch" on TV, he bit through a chicken winglet bone that he mistook for a chicken strip.

3. "Scump" hot dog.

When asked about the top 5 condiments on a hot dog, Bun lists "scump" as one of his choices. Later, he clarifies that "scump" is made with the leftover slime from a can of Campbell's Chunky Clam Chowder.

4. Raw crocodile eggs.

Bun recounts a time he was on a Carnival cruise and ate raw crocodile eggs. He says they are hard to eat because they were "going to slide off my plate if they were still round and not cut in half".

5. Partially-frozen TV dinner.

Bun describes eating a frozen dinner "like a hog", not even bothering to microwave it completely, and chomping on "slush turkey and such slushy mashed potatoes".

6. Undercooked trout.

After the gas from his stove went out while cooking a trout, Bun ate it anyway. Later, he felt a worm in his stomach and worried it might be a tapeworm.

7. Two-year-old Lenny & Larry's Chocolate Double Protein Cookie with bugs in it.

Bun describes finding a Lenny & Larry's cookie in his pantry that had been there for two years. He ate it, even though it tasted like soil and had bugs in it.

8. "Tongue vermin".

Bun says he has eaten "tongue vermin" over 300 times, but probably won't ever have it again. While the exact animal is not specified, it can be inferred from the context that Bun is likely referring to some kind of rodent.

9. Expired hot dogs.

Bun is not averse to eating expired food. When a Reddit user mentions having 10 pounds of expired hot dogs left, Bun offers to take some off his hands if he is in the Tonopah area.

10. Unidentified food that made an old woman "see God".

While not something Bun himself ate, he recounts a story of an old woman who, after eating wasabi and red pepper, began tearing up, saying she saw God and "the damn lizard". It is unclear what kind of lizard this was.

In addition to these, Bun mentions a desire to try fried vole, and describes a sushi-like restaurant idea he had that would serve raw pig, beef, and pig skin. He also describes an incident where his dog ate "blood and guts" off the ground. While these last examples do not describe meals Bun himself ate, they do offer further insight into his unusual culinary tastes.