These folks are giving ass and getting shit done. As much as many want good ol' straight boys to do it, there just aren't enough of us. I doubt it, but I hope some see that and change their mind about progress.

Our multi-generational family business, Plugs ‘n Pegs, was washed away. I’m sure you’ve all been there. It already was struggling with heavy loads and then “pop” went the weasel. All our employee’s affectations, like French Willy’s famous French accent, are gone.

Where is our check from the city-state? Where will the paypigs and cuckqueans in Biltmore Village go?

I tried offering my landlord a free subscription to my only f@ns as payment for rent. He took one look and said it’s not worth the tiny house w/ camp toilet I’m currently living in. Any advice on how I can keep living here without paying? Also seeking BBW to share their hurricane stories for a research project. Nudity required, Trump costume provided.

The elitists will not win.

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How much yellow water marination makes them ready for harvest? Obviously I’m taking their high dollar water filter and generator along with their delicious sweet breads. The fields are full of them. 80 gated communities within Honda Civic range. Thoughts?

Throwaway bc it might effect pet deposits. Ask me anything except why I didn't give discounts during the Helenacain

For all my hippy brethren doing the home fermentation, I just finished my first batch of yellow water kombucha. My mother has developed a technicolor dream coat, and the taste is a little musty... but I'm tripping balls right now after consuming my daily lil glop of scoby. Big thanks to the curtains and the chemicals! Keep it up COA! I'll be selling my special brew soon at a Plug Smoke Shop near you!

The Hotspot is a DIRECT DEMOCRACY unlike some uncivilized subreddits that I heard about once. That means you get to elect your own mods! Simply nominate someone in this post and whoever gets the most upvoted becomes a mod, along with all the power that entails.

I made a posties on this fekkit that was clearly going to be a fucking headache for everyone because the image and subtext were blatantly barebacking the shit out of a highly charged situation but now I'm the one butt hurt because some cishet unigender unpaid slave laborer:

1. Hit it
2. Quit it
3. Shotgunned my last PBR from the glovebox
4. Did not smash the can on my dumpster truck bedonkadonk
5. Did not do it even though I asked nicely
6. Only tipped 10% on Venmo

How's a girl supposed to get some respect around here? Just looking for a man that'll smash a can on my oilpan and tip his fedora afterward. This city gone downhill ever since the TDA$$ opened it up to tourists again can't even find a damn crack spoon in Pritchard Park cuz fuckin Devon be scooping them up like it's his G-D job someone tell him he ain't gonna get the 🐝👁️🍆 Community Hambassador job everyone knows my hams are straight up tourist thirst traps. I know Mr Churchington from Tampa ain't felt a flicker in his knickers quite like when he was eyejustthetipping my juicy bacon makers Devon go fuck yourself imma posty my posties again if you tryna hit this one I'm watching you

Unless you have a Ghislaine to go with it.

that's it. that's the post

So you helped flush toilets after Helene? That's nice. I was installing toilets while you were chowing on free dessert at Old Europe, son. Oh, you helped locate missing people? Did I mention that I personally flew over 100 Route Niners to safety by flapping my own fucking arms? Oh, you did river clean up and shoveled some mud? Guess I forgot to mention that I actually diverted the river using my massive balls as a riperian buffer zone. Oh, you used a chainsaw? WHO CARES! I cleared the entire Blue Ridge Parkway from 276 to Black Balsam using a dull hatchet! Oh, you ripped up some wet drywall? Bitch, I dried out that wall from all the calories I was constantly burning! Oh, you organized a neighborhood survival plan?

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Bitch we all know good and well that you only organized your street don't give me any of that "census block" bullshit. I was chilling with the weather controllers over at the Federal Building. Bitch, I beat them at two hands of weather control poker at that very location. Oh, you prepped accordingly and you listened to the climate models? This is getting hard to believe, bucko. Luckily for you, I created the climate models using intuition. Oh, you were a shoulder for others to cry on during a hard time? Well, I bet I can give you a reason to cry, think so?

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Go back to Florida, lol

I've enjoyed my brief sojourn in the hotspot lab, made possible by the invitation of my illustrious progenitor, Dr. Frankenwort. Who knew that a little apology to the masters of the circle jerk would lead to a mad, 2 week romp of marauding. I promise that your crushed flowers will regrow.

Now I venture off into the greater world beyond to see what delicious horrors await. The lab will always hold a special place in my tiny, black heart.

Remember me, boys, when Hottie's neon lights're gleaming. Remember me at the close of a long reddit day. And it would be so sweet when all alone I'm dreaming Just to know that you still remember me.

Adieu, adieu, I bid you sweet adieu.

P.S. The secret password was Boiled Peanut. P.S.S. I'm really sorry about all of the cats.

Monster Out

Looking to get my groove on, who wants to tie me up and peg me? (21M)

This water came straight from the tap Pre-Helene and has been carefully ‘roll aged’ in the back of my car for 35 days. It has cured and acclimated in this vintage Gatorade ‘cask’. If you would like to taste a piece of history - this is the elegant choice. No low ball offers! I know what I have.

Please stop promoting the lie that it was Einstein and not Bohrs who solved the problem of complementarianism. This only hurts physics majors who are vital to the hospitality industry where they can actually get a job.

I’m fine.

Then wtf was that paper ballot I just turned in? Whomp whomp whomp.

Is she: A) where the sidewalk ends or B) in the attic of farmer's brain?

I don't know which of you is trying to doxx me over on the Asheville sub, but it is not cool AT ALL. I value my anonymity. Posting my Christmas tree is one thing, and it was MY personal choice to do so. But this??? My body, my choice, you vat of French Broad River soaked toxic masculinity. None of you fuckers are getting into The Cubhouse until the guilty party is identified.

Oh, and Bushie, no judgment at all. There's no shame in a BBW kink. I'll play along. Get in ma belly, cubbie!
Now let me know when you're available to help stepmommy out of the dryer.

AVL city council is all broads. This needs to change immediately. Vote for BDE this election cycle

I wouldn't know, as a life long Ashevillain my leash doesn't let me leave city limits.

I was on r/NorthCarolina and was curious what they was talking bout during and immediately after the storm