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I cannot believe I feel like I need to say this but please please please don’t lock the door when your using the public showers (specifically the ones at buncombe county sports park) If you do lock the door, the light stays red and someone WONT WALK IN ON YOU. I intentionally opend the door on like 6 people. None of yall locked your door. You're but ass necked in PUBLIC and you didnt lock the door??!! Come on. What did you expect.
In order to support Asheville's tow truck operators hurt by the lack of tourists this fall, Harris Teeter should begin towing and impounding cars parked in their lot by customers going to Trader Joe's.
I know the trolls are going to come out but I thought it would be good if we as a blind community can get together and prepare for the upcoming civil war, so I wanted to see who would be interested in creating a gun club specifically for people like us who are legally blind. Maybe we can work towards hunting trips too, I know I’ve always wanted to walk in the woods and shoot stuff. We just gotta make sure to not to end up like my cousin Kenny…. He askidentaly walked into a Walmart and lemme say it didn’t turn out good for him, no meat that he could bring home and we don’t see much of him anymore.
I need to ride around and see if I can spot why the power is out, but I've been drinking. I don't think we'll get in trouble if I drink in the bed of my pickup while you drive me around (you must be sober until we're done riding around.) It's an automatic transmission and you can play whatever music you want over bluetooth.
Other drinkers welcome to ride around in the back with me once I find a sober driver. Smokers too but I want to see your prescription.
Will Jeff Jackson get rid of them? I think he will.
I called the cops on it and I hope that they will move it somewhere else but if they don't what should I do? Call fire dept? Thanks..
I need to take a shit with a good view
Lol. Lmao even. But not really.
Water so turbidity at home that it's ball abrasive. Can't focus on the couch. Help me out!
It was sad, seeing what those ladies are going through. Burst into tears halfway through. End of post
My hubby and I have a trip scheduled to see the leaves change 20 years from now but given that I’ve heard from my cousin’s friend that Asheville now looks like Eritrea I’m thinking it’s no longer appropriate?
Wtf mods!?
Until the mellowing mandate is repealed - we all gotta just let it. The brown/flush it down mandate has passed. Clay Chandler will announce when mellowing has ended. Trust in the Clay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0F3nqE3k8
Hold Strong bros……. Landlords and commercial tenants, don’t let go, we will bounce back…. Don’t let people from Cary, Charlotte, Greenville or Huntsville take your property from you….
Don’t sell your property, unless it’s to me a real old local…..
These folks are giving ass and getting shit done. As much as many want good ol' straight boys to do it, there just aren't enough of us. I doubt it, but I hope some see that and change their mind about progress.
Our multi-generational family business, Plugs ‘n Pegs, was washed away. I’m sure you’ve all been there. It already was struggling with heavy loads and then “pop” went the weasel. All our employee’s affectations, like French Willy’s famous French accent, are gone.
Where is our check from the city-state? Where will the paypigs and cuckqueans in Biltmore Village go?
I tried offering my landlord a free subscription to my only f@ns as payment for rent. He took one look and said it’s not worth the tiny house w/ camp toilet I’m currently living in. Any advice on how I can keep living here without paying? Also seeking BBW to share their hurricane stories for a research project. Nudity required, Trump costume provided.
How much yellow water marination makes them ready for harvest? Obviously I’m taking their high dollar water filter and generator along with their delicious sweet breads. The fields are full of them. 80 gated communities within Honda Civic range. Thoughts?