Me and Eddie and his girlfriend was just walking back to our Memaws trailer near the old hotspot that got torn out downtown and a group of grandpas asked us what we was doing and if we knew it was the hooker corner? I tole them old boys I been livin’ here for over 39 years and never seen none of them girls bein’ nasty. They got some tweaks tho. That’s where Eddie met Darla. She can light some lemme tell you.

Kenilworth needs a personalized gondola that will take you to your house individually. It would be really convenient. OK maybe you could put it on the ground and put some wheels on it. OK maybe you need to set aside a lot of parking to put all of the personalized gondolas when they're not being used. OK maybe you could leave one at my house. And make sure to add headlights and taillights for nighttime use.

Imagine a beautiful connecting monorail from The RAD, over to Biltmore, up Merrimon, down to Sierra Nevada, heck maybe even the airport. Run it out to black mountain, chimney rock, Swannanoa, maybe even as far as Leichester.

We could all sell our cars to Greenville.

I was reading r/nursing and there are a bunch of posts almost celebrating the murder of that CEO guy. Why are they so mad? Doesn't health insurance pay their salaries, even though maybe indirectly?

Me and Eddie been out huntin’ for some stuff and such, specially cuz MeMaw quit drinkin’ again and he don’t want to git her the same old jug for Chrismass. Then we found this outside The Hot Spot and we cleanin’ it up for her. Eddie ripped his dam pants climbin’ back out but we got our treasure. Thank you Jesus. Have a blessed day.

I can’t prove that it’s actually yard gnomes but I read on my neighbors Facebooks that people have been buying remote control yard gnomes off of the dark web and using them to put “packages” on the far edge of peoples property right beside their door step. Of course this is just hearsay or maybe an old wives tale but a Tik-Tox showed me how people do that so when you go outside to get it from your edge of yard doorstep they can run inside and steal your purse. Be on the lookout people. Stay vigilant. It’s thief season.

If you were a North Asheville resident would wanted to move, where would go? Possibly somewhere else in Asheville??? Or somewhere without lithium??? I’ve lived in great places…. Hotspot Dumpster, Wall St, Pritchard Park….and I’ve been here now for a very long time. Where to go?

Marvin the martian better be ready to see my bare ass. I’ll shit in front these ufo’s the same as I do in front yards.

I was driving to work and probably saw at least 50 cars in the ditch they were on fire and the people inside were on fire too

Please everyone stay off the roads, ignore the fact that I didn’t listen to this advice, this snow is easily the worst natural event to happen to this area in a long long time and it’s not even close

Like I just want an actual good deal--not some pretend fake shit deal--on something. I don't want to leave mommy's basement even if it flooded a couple months ago. So what are the deals? Like the real shit that's not just something we can get errday?

Who are we kidding? No way y’all made it through November.

Please recommend the urgent care with the least amount of needles in the parking lot and landscaping. 🦃

Smell ya later, Mexico!

One of the community resources that really helped me after the storm! Been having to stay with my parents so my moms has been working well enough. Was thinking of hitchin back over there but didn't want to waste my time comin all the way from Biltmore Forest.

Great viewing looking west from the bridge. Just park and enjoy.

One minute after the Helenicane ended, I drove STRAIGHT to the Omni Grove Park Inn. I felt a stone castle nestled in the Blue Ridge Mountains would be safer than my 5 million dollar North Asheville Bungalow. However, when I arrived, there were no valet to park my Range Rover. I was in shock, do they expect me to park my car myself? Just then a bell boy came running out into the rain. He approched my window and what he said upsets me to this day. He told me that I could not stay! This HAS to be a mistake I said, "I AM A LOCAL." He rudely responded "I'm terribly sorry, but we have no power or water, the hotel is inhospitable." The nerve of him to speak to me like that! I demanded a refund immediately and he just walked off! I thought localism was a thing of the past. How could it happen to a upper middle-class person like me? To this day I hold extreme contempt for the Omni Grove Park Inn and will NOT be in attendance for the ginger bread house display. Humf!

Oh the joys of being a conservative….

Outrage from the time you wake up and until the time you go to sleep….

I turn on newsmax in the morning (not pussyfooting Fox News) to get my morning going with coffee and something to be pissed off all day about…. I turn on my radio and have something to be pissed off about on my way to my office…

Being a conservative you don’t have to worry about political correctness… If I feel like cracking a funny joke I don’t have to be worried about a HR complaint for complimenting a woman about her outfit.…

As a conservative I don’t have to watch what I say or feel bad about hurting someone’s feelings…

Open up your mind and feel free to say whatever crude remark or joke you feel popping into your head at any given time…. When you’re a conservative people just don’t care and you’re allowed to let your hated filled unfiltered stream of consciousness flow freely without retribution….

Outrage is what gives us fuel, embrace your inner asshole and become a conservative…. It’s very liberating to just not give a fuck what anyone thinks about you…..

Hello, As the title states, I am looking for unvaxxed sperm and willing to pay cash. Interesting trades also considered.

I just can't figure it out! Sometimes it's the far left lane, like going west on the big bridge. But then sometimes it's the far right, like going east on the big bridge.

I just wish they'd mark it a little more clearly- like you know those lanes in Atlanta marked HOV, but sometimes Peach Pass... we need something like that. Maybe a Preach Pass, or Reach(around) Pass?

Hi! A resident here in Asheville that has decided to get a blowjob for the first time in ages. Wondering if there is anyone to blowjob in this town? Something that doesn’t involve depressing blowjobs, spooky blowjobs or overpriced social media blowjobs that doesn’t leave your balls empty for more than a hour after. I’m really open to any blowjob and would like to get a blowjob that isn’t in those 3 criteria, as I see it as almost impossible to get a blowjob. (And no I’m not giving Treasure Club any money) thanks in advance!

Okay, first, it’s really hard because they live in Greenville. It’s impossible to not hold that against them. As a native New Yorker that lived most of their life in Miami but recently moved to Asheville to explore my passion for the arts I despise the people that live in Asheville’s distant suburbs. I’m trying to be charitable around the holidays though, which leads me to the next problem I need your help with. They want a historically accurate nativity. They wrote me a small philosophical treatise mostly quoting Nietzsche explaining their desire, and they promised me they are aware of their privilege as a first world citizen, so I’ve got no issues there. I scoured the internet for a simple one to copy. Etsy was the first place I checked, because it’s pretty easy to figure out how to make that stuff for cheap. I found nothing, which is wild because those weirdos make some pretty esoteric stuff. I’m going to have to make an original, so I asked an art historian, a pastor from Portland, and somebody that studied sculpture at a legit art school, but that just raised more questions. I’ve gone on other subreddits, but they only wanted to talk about traffic and the weather. I reached out to friends to help me Google, but that only resulted in the pic I included.

I need your help figuring out what a historically accurate nativity should look like.

I need the work post Helene and others might too. Does anyone in the area make these and want to consult? Or could you direct me to someone?

P.S. The client rarely attends church and is more spiritual. They seem like a confused pain in the ass progressive, but they are willing to pay!