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              THE 3RD AGE OF HOT SPOT                
Welcome to r/TheHotSpot, your home for super-saiyin-level shitposting about all things Asheville. Please note that there is no HATE in the 828, thank you for being excellent about that until furthanotice.

This sub was created freely-based on the conceptual art of these tweets. This is our Bible. Keep it safe, keep it secret.


So what should and shouldn’t you do while in our fair subreddit?:

  • EAT-ASS
  • You shall never take MtnCop's name in vain on this sub’s premises.
  • Bother the brewers of the sacred mead (AKA piss)
  • If your post isn’t funny, silly, or slightly (un)wholesome tongue-in-cheek, what is it doing here? Delete. That’s what it’s doing bitch.
  • We don’t hate you, we just don’t like you. Go EAT ASS if you have a problem with our motto
  • Although the physical hot spot is now gone - we carry it in our hearts like the burden of the ring that frodo totally put on his cock at least one time on that long hike to Mordor, jfc.

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Please for the love of god don’t lock the door

I cannot believe I feel like I need to say this but please please please don’t lock the door when your using the public showers (specifically the ones at buncombe county sports park) If you do lock the door, the light stays red and someone WONT WALK IN ON YOU. I intentionally opend the door on like 6 people. None of yall locked your door. You're but ass necked in PUBLIC and you didnt lock the door??!! Come on. What did you expect.

12 Comments
2024/11/10
20:39 UTC

21

Support local towing companies

In order to support Asheville's tow truck operators hurt by the lack of tourists this fall, Harris Teeter should begin towing and impounding cars parked in their lot by customers going to Trader Joe's.

7 Comments
2024/11/09
14:10 UTC

21

Anyone interested in creating a blind shooting group?

I know the trolls are going to come out but I thought it would be good if we as a blind community can get together and prepare for the upcoming civil war, so I wanted to see who would be interested in creating a gun club specifically for people like us who are legally blind. Maybe we can work towards hunting trips too, I know I’ve always wanted to walk in the woods and shoot stuff. We just gotta make sure to not to end up like my cousin Kenny…. He askidentaly walked into a Walmart and lemme say it didn’t turn out good for him, no meat that he could bring home and we don’t see much of him anymore.

13 Comments
2024/11/09
13:48 UTC

17

See? Been tellin y’all bout drinking this dam water turns you trans and frog gay

23 Comments
2024/11/09
13:00 UTC

10

Took a shower in bong water and it was better than the pipe water AMA.

10 Comments
2024/11/09
03:32 UTC

15

President Bush Already Providing These Mountains With Jobs Before He Ascends The Throne

10 Comments
2024/11/08
22:09 UTC

8

Power is out, anyone available to drive me around?

I need to ride around and see if I can spot why the power is out, but I've been drinking. I don't think we'll get in trouble if I drink in the bed of my pickup while you drive me around (you must be sober until we're done riding around.) It's an automatic transmission and you can play whatever music you want over bluetooth.

Other drinkers welcome to ride around in the back with me once I find a sober driver. Smokers too but I want to see your prescription.

13 Comments
2024/11/08
18:50 UTC

10

Just Saw A Homeless

Will Jeff Jackson get rid of them? I think he will.

I called the cops on it and I hope that they will move it somewhere else but if they don't what should I do? Call fire dept? Thanks..

23 Comments
2024/11/07
22:51 UTC

16

Can I get leeches from shower like I do from da creeks?

6 Comments
2024/11/07
04:26 UTC

9

Our Savior

9 Comments
2024/11/07
00:03 UTC

9

Any hiking trails open?

I need to take a shit with a good view

13 Comments
2024/11/06
23:05 UTC

0

Lmao Jeff and Mo gonna lose

Lol. Lmao even. But not really.

11 Comments
2024/11/06
03:12 UTC

8

Best public shower to squeeze one off in?

Water so turbidity at home that it's ball abrasive. Can't focus on the couch. Help me out!

7 Comments
2024/11/05
23:04 UTC

13

Vote Bush

6 Comments
2024/11/05
18:26 UTC

71

My Roomate cooked meth from the tap water and is totally fine.

24 Comments
2024/11/05
17:26 UTC

2

Fixin' to start an appliance repair business. Who's in?

2 Comments
2024/11/05
16:08 UTC

18

Vote Bush

3 Comments
2024/11/05
15:42 UTC

19

Drove by the treasure club today

It was sad, seeing what those ladies are going through. Burst into tears halfway through. End of post

9 Comments
2024/11/04
18:36 UTC

46

Is visiting in 2044 appropriate?

My hubby and I have a trip scheduled to see the leaves change 20 years from now but given that I’ve heard from my cousin’s friend that Asheville now looks like Eritrea I’m thinking it’s no longer appropriate?

17 Comments
2024/11/04
12:23 UTC

45

HE'S EATING THE CORN DOGS. HE'S EATING THE CORN CATS. HE'S EATING THE CORN PETS OF THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE THERE!

48 Comments
2024/11/04
03:25 UTC

6

Why did my post not get deleted?

Wtf mods!?

2 Comments
2024/11/03
03:03 UTC

7

If it’s yellow - let it mellow…Until mid December

Until the mellowing mandate is repealed - we all gotta just let it. The brown/flush it down mandate has passed. Clay Chandler will announce when mellowing has ended. Trust in the Clay.

4 Comments
2024/11/03
03:01 UTC

4

Asheville we will bounce back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0F3nqE3k8

Hold Strong bros……. Landlords and commercial tenants, don’t let go, we will bounce back…. Don’t let people from Cary, Charlotte, Greenville or Huntsville take your property from you….

Don’t sell your property, unless it’s to me a real old local…..

2 Comments
2024/11/03
02:40 UTC

30

I hope all the straights see all of our Gays rebuilding our town

These folks are giving ass and getting shit done. As much as many want good ol' straight boys to do it, there just aren't enough of us. I doubt it, but I hope some see that and change their mind about progress.

18 Comments
2024/11/02
22:01 UTC

0

The city/state/etc seems to want to let all the enemaed businesses go bankrupt

Our multi-generational family business, Plugs ‘n Pegs, was washed away. I’m sure you’ve all been there. It already was struggling with heavy loads and then “pop” went the weasel. All our employee’s affectations, like French Willy’s famous French accent, are gone.

Where is our check from the city-state? Where will the paypigs and cuckqueans in Biltmore Village go?

7 Comments
2024/11/02
17:52 UTC

18

Anyone know about squatters rights?

I tried offering my landlord a free subscription to my only f@ns as payment for rent. He took one look and said it’s not worth the tiny house w/ camp toilet I’m currently living in. Any advice on how I can keep living here without paying? Also seeking BBW to share their hurricane stories for a research project. Nudity required, Trump costume provided.

5 Comments
2024/11/02
03:37 UTC

2

Help us take down big money mods

The elitists will not win.

View Poll

3 Comments
2024/11/02
02:47 UTC

18

When do we eat the rich?

How much yellow water marination makes them ready for harvest? Obviously I’m taking their high dollar water filter and generator along with their delicious sweet breads. The fields are full of them. 80 gated communities within Honda Civic range. Thoughts?

19 Comments
2024/11/01
22:40 UTC

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