/r/Sysadminhumor
A sub for sysadmins with a sense of humor. Kind of the bastard love child of /r/adviceanimals and /r/sysadmin (and everything in between.) No rules at the moment, so post what you will.
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I thought im dead
11:38 UTC
🛜 Wi-Fi Point
18:22 UTC
Just for giggles
23:43 UTC
POV: CEO says he's bringing in "extra help" for the IT team...
17:44 UTC
writing playbooks is hard, apparently
14:13 UTC
8TB wipe, ~135 hours, i5 4th gen PC, gparted/nwipe
13:05 UTC
When to deploy the “problem solver”?
04:58 UTC
I kinda want one now…
04:56 UTC
Mind games…
04:50 UTC
Wemo Plug SMB
This is a first for me folks. I was configuring a Linux server on my home network, and while troubleshooting, I noticed my darn Wemo smart plug won the master browser election lol. Has this ever happened to anyone?
00:31 UTC
Gender Security
22:11 UTC
iOS18 might increase support calls… and 911 calls.
15:00 UTC
Kneel
20:16 UTC
Saw this gem scrolling through my feed.
By feed, I mean this was a screenshot taken from someone else.
17:44 UTC
Youve gotta be kidding me.
That a real listing.
Guess ill need my crimpers, nail gun and pipe wrench.
00:56 UTC
Non-technical founder totally demoralized after 2.5 years of building.
22:28 UTC
Helping users with a computer crappier than your own be like:
20:22 UTC
Need Guidance
Hi, I got a job as a system administrator. My trainer told me that I can incorporate SQL with my training as there are clients who look for this profile. Is there anybody who could guide me a little bit about this?
08:43 UTC
Everyone has that ticket
08:40 UTC
A bit to close to home
12:32 UTC
06:51 UTC
When the name of a service account you created shows up somewhere you weren't expecting
21:11 UTC
Anyone think it is totally nuts that Titan used Windows..?
Like, seriously, I know everyone goes on about how nuts Stockton Rush was, and the fact they used a Bluetooth controller. But from a SysAdmin perspective...
What is Windows blue screened? What if the Bluetooth driver failed, with no way of reinstalling said driver, and therefore no control? They seem to be using Internet Explorer to access something somehow internally hosted from what I can see...
Does anyone else think this is bat sh*t crazy?
21:04 UTC
Udubeienuu bmy.,. Hemakygw
19:03 UTC
Pricing Practices
Just came across this post, and this was my response as a sysadmin who too often has to hear about how someone's cousin's friend's in-law acquaintance knows how to do it cheaper when I'm asked to do freelance work:
Staff: The mainframe is down! Call the engineer ASAP!
CFO: The bill is $10k! What did he do?
Staff: I dunno, he was here for 15 mins, changed something, then left.
CFO: What the F?! I want an effing itemized invoice of what this effing f did!!!
Invoice:
1 stainless stew screw - $0.50
Replacing 1 stainless steel screw - $0.50
Knowing which stainless steel screw to replace - $9,999.00
02:46 UTC
this hit home... life of a sysadmin
20:00 UTC
When Dani in accounting misses the critical update notification
15:42 UTC