/r/SpecEvoJerking
The shitposting counterpart of r/speculativeevolution
The shitposting counterpart of r/speculativeevolution
/r/SpecEvoJerking
Prattia chrisii
In a parallel universe, earths sun is blue and evolution took drastically different paths. We cannot pronounce words as they do but Blearth would be the closest thing to what they call earth. One constant on parallel earths seems to be an "alleged" offspring of a higher power sent to (bl)earth to save self aware life from eternal punishment. It is written that Gleexus Sheist died for their sins so that all of Gula-Kind may have a chance at being saved from everlasting torment in the pits of Teks-syss. Just as our Jesus was tempted in the desert, Gleexus' temptation came in the form of a parasite called Slayten. These parasites infect the hosts(usually Gula-kind) with hallucinogens and powerful aphrodisiacs and provide sexual bliss beyond anything even we can imagine. Many Gula purposefully take on the parasite. All it takes in return is bodily fluids. The Slayten found and infected Gleexus while praying in the barrens for guidance. They(Gula are all the same gender) nearly succumbed to the Slaytens powerful effects but proved that with the power of their father creator they could resist any and all temptations known to Gula-kind. The Slayten eventually starved and detached to find a weaker willed host. Some writings even claim that the Slayten was so confounded that even it was converted to the faith known as Sheistianity. Despite all this there were those that were jealous of Gleexus' increasing followers and feared the new faith. The high council ordered them to be crucified in the same fashion as common criminals, whipped through the streets then spiked to a tree and left to die. Though no evidence was ever found to back it up, Gleexus' closest followers of the time claimed that they rose from the burial mound 3 cycles after their death and rose to rejoin the father creator. Now you would be hard pressed to find a home without such a depiction of Gleexus dying on the tree for their sins. The Slayten had detached long before the crucifixion but many illustrations include it just to drive home the point that temptation will always be present.
Credit goes to @tip35c_artist2 on TikTok.
This is a speculative dinosaur species from a dream I had which survived the asteroid impact.
Mistakes were made when resurrecting this animal.
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