Where are all the filthy rich old men on the verge of death who’ll pay for my college if I flash a titty or two.

Called my cat a nerd. Her ears went back immediately and looked sad. Felt really bad after.

And I want it now

I met the most amazing person on reddit. Pretty sure I have a best friend for life now. How amazing is it when you click with someone and they feel the same energy. It's intoxicating, and healthy. I am so happy.

Her voice is so beautiful, it makes me cry. That’s all.

I still watch my little pony, teen titans go, miraculous ladybug, pound puppies, amazing world of gumball and other ones. It’s embarrassing to admit to other people but I like to watch them when I’m bored and wanna bed rot especially teen titans go.

Though sometimes I can stink myself out of a room.

I sit back and laugh at the chaos across the street gas station with the "free" air. Usually there is a line or an old man who is looking for trouble if you roll your eyes because he is taking an hour. Take my 2.50 please I'm over it

Am I the only weirdo who thought hamburger was pork as a kid?

I am 6’4” 260 pounds, and have a large beard. Basically a lumberjack.

I count down the days to PSL day at Starbucks and when the day comes I walk in and order one very excitedly. Sometimes I even jump up and down. When I do this the staff often looks at my funny.

Roblox is often seen as a kid's game but I think it does genuinely have some good games that you can still enjoy if you're a bit older

I'm a white girl in the US and I love love love kdramas and cdramas. An old friend said I was too white and that it was dumb to like, but I don't care.

Yeah it's a silly confession so that's why it's here! I like to bring it up but then that gets you less friends so maybe I should stop doing that. Eh, it's fine. I'm kind of embarrassed about it but it's a fear kind of embarrassment you know?

I’m bad at expressing the proper tone whenever I try to send messages revolving important and/or emotionally charged topics. So I use the app to generate an example message for me, then I slightly change some of the wording.

So in my gym class we were doing different exercises like crunches, squats, stretching etc etc and we have some random music playing in the background aswell, and so we were doing hip thrusts right, a exercise that feels a bit weird doing in front of the whole class lol, and the song that came up right as we were starting them was hey daddy (daddy’s home)..LMAOOO, i said to my friend next to me ‘hey, perfect song for this exercise!’ We burst out laughing and the teacher had to switch the song hahaha😭😭 maybe im childish and this didnt make any sense but idgaf it was funny and im a teen so i dont really care ..No seriously i laughed so hard i didnt need more exercise cuz i felt abs forming LOLL

I'm a horrible writer but who knows? Maybe I'll get there some day. I'm a very artistic person and that's my best quality. I'm wanna study medicine but I know I'll never flourish in that field. That's just for making money. My heart lies in the arts so I hope to be so great that I win a literature award.

Then, I will refuse it and that will be a profound act of anti-worldliness that will serve as fire and publicity for my ideology and my works.

I know it's cringe. Who cares. That's why I'm in silly confessions instead of main confessions.

For a long time I used to call them deer X-ing signs, and every time we would pass one I would ponder what it meant. I never was one to ask a lot of questions out loud so I never asked someone what it meant or even thought to look it up because it was a passing thought. When I was 20, I had an epiphany that it meant deer crossing. I felt stupid and so silly for it lol!

Always.

I could be doing the dishes, sweeping the yard, doing the laundry, and I'd ever so often be mumbling to myself, moving my lips as I internally went on a very lengthy tale of my experiences in high school, or my approach to the opposite sex.

I suppose I also have a series on tailoring and other style guru stuff. Parts of a suit, materials, how to dress up for what purpose. Other times, I'd go on religious discussions, deeper philosophical stuff. I'd picture myself at the top of the world, answering questions about how I came up with the names of my books, what my songs mean, what my message for humanity is, so and so.

It's silly really. As I age I realize more and more how narcissistic I am. So silly. Silly confession. Not being serious. Don't remove me.

Back in 2022 I single handedly started political distress in my family with mugs. Despite living under the same roof my family isn’t close at all and we basically know nothing about each other. I honestly don’t really think anyone likes each other and that makes doing things like this so much more fun.

I bought two different mugs one “cup of Joe” Biden mug and one mother in law trump mug. I use the trump mug for painting cause it’s funnier and I put the Biden one in the family cupboard. The uncomfortable silence to avoid a political fight fuels me.

I’m totally buying a Kamala Harris mug next.

I don't know why or how, my therapist said I probably used it as a "safety blanket" due to my childhood

It sounds so funny and unserious but I would literally have panic attacks if I didn't have my chapstick. I've even stole chapstick a few times because I was out and left mine at home, l'd be one of those rare people who actually uses the chapstick till the end. Also for some reason it had to only be Blistex Medicated Mint Balm

My lips are actually damaged from the overuse of chapstick and my lips have a hard time moistening on their own and constantly flake. I have to use a lip scrub every night to help get all the dead skin off

The addiction dissipated as I got older and did more trauma healing in therapy but l'm always hilariously reminded of it whenever I see people talking about how "you can be addicted to anything”

I think of a crocodile as 15 or so feet, that's because I'm so into crocodiles growing up on Steve Irwin and Coyote Peterson.

So, my front gate is about 2 crocodiles across the street from my neighbor's front gate.

Now, if we're talking inches, I happen to have needle point accurate intuition.

When I was about 13, me and my friend were pretty pyromaniac. We used to walk into the woods by his house and make little fires, which we’d extinguish afterwards, of course. We’d throw in random plants and sticks and we’d light them with his dad’s lighter. One day we went to a new ish area and found a really cool looking plant, and it was crunchy and rather dry, perfect fuel for us. We took about 4-5 flowers and threw them into the fire. They produced lots of smoke from what i remember and we were sitting really close. Turns out the plants smoke had psychedelic effects or something and when used recreationally, people usually burn one flower. (I’m pretty sure it’s used in traditional ceremonies or healing where I live) and we put in 4-5. Everything went blurry for a while and we felt weird, although I can’t remember too much about the trip, I remember it being both awesome and horrible, due to the amount of plants we put in.

I have never touched any form of drugs before and don’t plan on it haha

Also some of the stuff isn’t too clear so i could be wrong about stuff as it was ages ago. xd

In the 2nd grade, I pointed at something/someone (I can’t remember what it was years ago) and this one strict teacher approached me, and told me that whenever I pointed I had 3 fingers pointing back at me. It confused me a bit (why was I pointing at myself? Was I also guilty and deserved to be pointed at? How could I solve this problem? I thought like that back then and still sorta do) which caused me to take it literally. Next time something/someone fought my attention, I raised my arm, all 5 fingers pointed out (so none would be pointed at me, of course!) basically Nazi Saluting. I used this as my main method of pointing for an embarrassingly long time. The teacher was horrified, at the time I had no idea why and I ignored it, and I do not know how my parents weren’t called on me.

The absolute worst part about this: This was a Jewish school.

I was really drunk, on my way home from a bar with my friend a couple of days ago. On the way home, we saw a guy who crashed on his bike. He was fine, except his feet were completely messed up, so he couldn’t walk.

Even thought it wasn’t an emergency like that, we called 911, because we didn’t know what else to do. They ended up sending a taxi, which would drive him to the ER. When the taxi came, we carried him inside, and he was very greatful and said thank you, which was what made me smile

It’s been almost 11 Months and I’m still thinking of this girl the I felt could’ve be the one. So I (24 M) met this girl (20) who I can’t stop thinking about even after the “closure” she gave me. We worked together for almost a year. Within that time we’ve flirted with each other etcetera there was a time she looked up at me like she wanted me to kiss her but I got in my own way. The time rolls around to the point where she puts her 2 weeks in and it’s her last day we both got off near the same. I ask to walk her out to her car, she agrees. We walk and talk eventually get to her car. I get ready to walk away then she invites me in her car we sit and talk then I eventually tell her I’m gonna miss her so much she says the same then I said how I’m also gonna miss flirting with her she says the same again. She says I can text her to hang out and she might be down because she’s notorious for not answering her phone for anyone. I say I don’t believe because of this but I’ll hold her to it. We get out the car she goes high and I go low. We hug and that’s when i finally feel the spark. We say goodbye. Halloween comes around I text and ask if she had plans she says yes with some friends. That was the last reply I got then eventually I ask her if she’d like to catch a movie I didn’t get a answer. A couple months go by and out of nowhere I get asked by a coworker “Did you ever have a crush on anyone here?” I say “no” to dodge the conversation. The a coworker the girl was close with says “I know who.” Then they say the girls name. I say “yeah I do.” Then they say I should keep trying to talk to her. So I do. Then just as I’m about to give up. I get constant TikTok notifications of the girl I liked is liking my TikTok reposts. I ask a friend what I should do he says try sending her a video or something I do then she blocks me on TikTok. Then I post on my Instagram story then she’s looking at my story now that she blacked me on TikTok. So I talk to her best friend and ask what I should do she says I should keep trying so I do. The girl told me where the address of her other job before she left so I decided I would like closure. I felt extremely uncomfortable showing up there but I needed a answer. I walk into her job it’s just her and one of her coworkers so it was the perfect to come in I walk in ask to speak with her she agrees. I’m super nervous that I was shaking after not seeing her for a while and showing up like that. I tell her “Ever since you left you’re all I think about and I was told by the coworker you were close with that you liked me too, I just wanted to know if it was true or not.” This wasn’t what I originally wanted to say to her but it’s how it came out. She tells me she was sorry but no it wasn’t true. Even though the coworker wouldn’t lie to me out of the blue for no reason. Maybe I was wrong idk, maybe she had someone else idk. But I literally can’t stop thinking about her and I just look back at all the pictures she took of us while we were at work. Maybe I dodged a bullet maybe I missed the love of my life. But I just wanted to post this story and see if anyone has some feedback wether positive or negative I need her off my mind. I got closure and still think about her. Why?

Okay so im on my period rn and at school we have swimming every other week and i thought we were having this week so my mom sent an message to my teacher to tell my swimming teacher whos a MAN that i cant have swimming cuz im on my period, BUT IT ISNT THIS WEEK SO I JUST GAVE THAT INFO TO HER WITHOUT NEEDING TOOOO, hopefully she hasnt told my swimming teacherrrr yettt😭🙏 i was already like nervous and unsure on telling that to her but we have to give a reason soo YEAH😓 lets hope she will be nice and kind lady and just forget abt that and NOT talk to me at school abt it..or just not talk to me at all..IM PROB OVERREACTING BUT CMON WTFFF I HAVE TO FACE HER TMR IN CLASS😭🔫🔫

When I was about 13 I was a shy young lad. Sometimes when a teacher would assign partners to group projects I would hide under the desk untill it was over 😅 Also hiding under the desk during class downtime was a nice escape from the loudness of my classmates