/r/Sidehugs

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Sidehugging of a Christian nature

MISSION STATEMENT

Though this is a "circlejerk" subreddit, the term 'circlejerk' is sexual in nature and thus offends the Lord. Instead, we shall use the term 'Sidehug' or 'Sidehugs' to describe the nature of self-affirmation in this subreddit in a non-sexual, gender-neutral way. Yay!


Mod's Commands

  1. Post anything that self-affirms us/makes light of/pokes fun at /r/christianity!

  2. Never link to other subreddits (known as cross-posting) including NP links, do not boast of vote brigading, or vote manipulation. If you do this you will be cast out of the promised land of Sidehugs.

  3. If making a [meta] post, please use the [meta] tag at the start of your post. These posts should not target a specific user. Use these posts to discuss drama, quality stupidity, and shenanigans in /r/christianity!

  4. Atheists are welcome but this is a subreddit of the Lord and it will be respected as such. Any anti-God posts shall be removed. THIS SUBREDDIT IS DEDICATED TO THE LOVE OF CHRIST AND WE WILL BAN YOU TO PROVE IT.

  5. The moderator team in /r/sidehugs will not police content. Humor can be a touchy subject at times, so we will continue to trust the community to tell us what true Christian hilarity looks like with blessings of upvotes and sidehugs to all who make them smile!

  6. JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS

  7. If you post any personal information (doxxing), you will be cast into the abyss for all eternity.

Note: Anything posted on Sidehugs is satire and harmless joking. Except when it's cathartic not.


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Baby Jesus plus One Orange Brain Cell

1 Comment
2024/11/29
21:31 UTC

4

Catholics....

0 Comments
2024/11/27
23:47 UTC

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Thoughts on Pints With Aquinas?

0 Comments
2024/11/27
23:46 UTC

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Felt cute, might delete later

3 Comments
2024/11/27
10:46 UTC

12

Will I be saved if I drown during my Baptism?

9 Comments
2024/11/23
19:19 UTC

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Outhugged

8 Comments
2024/11/21
22:06 UTC

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But, but, I'm a Based redpilled Sede-trad-cath-pog-champ anti-woke sigma!

5 Comments
2024/11/20
16:55 UTC

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"Yeah, but how are the earthquakes a sign, didn't they all happen?"

"It's the intensification, it's getting worse, but like, it's our fault?"

"Technically it was we, humanity who messed up this world"

"But like, I just wanted to stay home and use all my stuff, I wash my hands, I'm not gulty of this, I just want to stay home and use my stuff"

"Bro, the bible literally says everyone is guilty"

"I know bro (crying emoji), but i'm not guilty of this mess, I just did 1,000 sins, for the state of the world, I have no fault"

"everyone is GUILTY (crying emoji)"

Now it the time the teacher bores you with the questions about interpretation on someting that was made for you to *laugh*, please, >!interpret this!< I may not be your dad, but I have your grades as a ramson, sleep tight, those bed bugs *won't* bite

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2024/11/19
16:44 UTC

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Donald Trump is not our Saviour

He is our Savior. I rebuke all apostate Brits with their heretical spelling.

3 Comments
2024/11/17
10:28 UTC

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Do you ever grieve for all the people who will end up going to Hadad's Amish Shroomery and Non-pasteurized Dairy to fill their medical prescriptions after RFK Jr becomes Pope of HHS?

0 Comments
2024/11/16
00:06 UTC

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AIO: The Lord had respect unto my brother and to his offering, but unto ME AND MY OFFERING he had not respect.

My brother (let us call him Abel) is a keeper of sheep, but I'm a tiller of the ground. Now I brought of the fruit of the ground an offering unto the Lord. And Abel, he also brought of the firstlings of his flock and of the fat thereof. The smoke of Abel's offering rose straight up, but the smoke from my offering lingered on the ground. Now my countenance is fallen, what must I do?

Should I provide the Lord with an improved offering?? Or should I LURE ABEL TO THE FIELD AND F@#!&@!#& SLAY HIM!!!

3 Comments
2024/11/15
21:37 UTC

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Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and fursecute you

0 Comments
2024/11/14
06:39 UTC

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I just found my Truly Reformed PCA Presbyterian Calvinist pastor on Tumblr, what do i do?

1 Comment
2024/11/14
01:51 UTC

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Can we stop talking about politics?

6 Comments
2024/11/06
19:49 UTC

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Prophecy: the blue sky today is a sign that Texas will turn blue today

2 Comments
2024/11/05
18:49 UTC

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Please pray for the newscasters

who are doomed to spend the evening going

"Well, there's really nothing to say yet, but we have to be on the air, because you all want to watch the news, so here we are. Over to you, Deb."

"That's right, Bob. Honestly, nothing to say yet, we're all just waiting for news. Back to you, Bob."

"That's right, Deb. Basically, we don't know shit. Back to you, Deb."

"Not a damn thing. Back to YOU, Bob."

4 Comments
2024/11/05
14:19 UTC

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Melchizedek should be THE focus of Old Testament studies in 2025; don’t bother to change my mind.

Imagine.

Melchizedek. Once a figure veiled in mystery, mentioned only briefly in Genesis, Psalms, and Hebrews, yet holding profound significance for the priesthood, kingship, and covenant traditions in the Hebrew Bible. This figure—who appears without origin, genealogy, or end—should become the centerpiece of OT studies today.

Although Melchizedek is A) often overlooked compared to major patriarchs and prophets, and B) rarely the focus outside specialized studies on biblical priesthood, we should bring him to the forefront.

Exploring Melchizedek is not only a way to uncover the ancient connections between kingship and priesthood but also to delve into deeper theological symbolism. His story provides a bridge between the Old and New Testaments, linking the covenantal themes in both. Melchizedek studies can be casual or highly formal: we can explore his mention in ancient Jewish texts and traditions, his role in the Dead Sea Scrolls, and his reinterpretation in early Christian writings. There’s a depth here that could spread to every corner of biblical scholarship. Imagine—Melchizedek for every major theme: covenant, kingship, sacrifice, eternity.

8 Comments
2024/11/02
20:21 UTC

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My Page Down button is broken

Everybody stop posting things I'm not interested in.

1 Comment
2024/11/01
17:59 UTC

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Happy NNN, sidehugs

Let's all do our best to avoid Nestorian heresy until December

1 Comment
2024/11/01
14:52 UTC

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The Fundamentalist Christian Film That Cures Homosexuality

4 Comments
2024/10/31
23:26 UTC

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Outhugged

7 Comments
2024/10/30
20:45 UTC

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Does anybody know when u/VoltageKnight became Catholic?

0 Comments
2024/10/29
17:41 UTC

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Remember, a servant cannot serve two masters

I mean really, just two? What kind of lazy, entitled, handout seeking “servant” can serve only a couple of masters?? Work harder, you should serve as many as you possibly can, sinner!

If you’re stuck serving 2 or fewer masters, don’t worry, you can take baby steps towards serving more by starting off with 3 instead! I’ve found that serving the following three are an excellent way to guide good, faithful Christians to sound discernment of the Will Of The Father.

  1. The Lord Jesus Christ, MY Savior and Lord who DIED for MY sins so I may believe and live forever.

  2. Money, literally makes the Earth rotate. You cannot find a more powerful master than this.

  3. The flag of the greatest country there was, is, or ever will be, the only nation bold enough to declare itself one nation under GOD. 🇺🇸

God bless you all, my brothers and sisters.

3 Comments
2024/10/29
17:17 UTC

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Latinos, they love making babies. There’s no pulling out. They don’t do that. They come inside, just like they did to our country. - C.S. Lewis

3 Comments
2024/10/28
20:06 UTC

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A modest proposal to end masturbation

2 Comments
2024/10/25
20:15 UTC

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Does Rick James' "Superfreak" have a Jezebel spirit?

0 Comments
2024/10/24
15:39 UTC

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Are we in the end times...

Or does this bar have a late night trading licence?

3 Comments
2024/10/24
13:13 UTC

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Is this flood of information a punishment for ours sins?

Do we have the signs of the apocalypse?

We already have wars, and rumors of wars, many have come falsely on the name of Christ, nation against nation, thecnically 2 times, what is going on with this world?

Oh, it's just humans!

0 Comments
2024/10/24
11:29 UTC

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