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Overcomplicating math problems one at a time.


FAQ

What's the difference between a mathematician and a shitty mathematician?

As shitty mathematicians, we go beyond the conventional approach of mathematics and analyze the deeper philosophical and practical aspects of each problem. We all know that "1+1=window",but we go an extra mile to throw our conventions and logic out the window in order to get the REAL answers.

How do I become a shittier mathematician?

Isaac Newton developed the concept of gravity after being hit on the head by an apple. We can conclude that when an apple comes in contact with a person's head with a certain velocity, it increases the person's intelligence. Therefore we must do the opposite. Since velocity is relative,we can not simply headbutt apples. Instead, we must insert apples in our anuses with a certain velocity with the sensual love between a man and a boy to enrich our aptitude for SM.

Do I want to really become a shitty mathematician?

Maths school


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The Wikipedia page for cloud seeding has this image as one of the diagrams. Are there any actual ways to dispense dry ice or silver iodide that can be mounted on a hardpoint? And hypothetically, how many of these would we need to generate enough rainclouds to swell some rivers in funny places

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2023/01/27
18:18 UTC

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Chess - American and Philippine-born supergrandmaster Wesley So, after beating the world chess champion Magnus Carlsen in chess960 in 2019 to become the inaugural world chess960 champion, teaches an online course in chess960 and talks for 6 hours, almost half the course, about beating Magnus.

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2022/08/19
16:45 UTC

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Avril Lavigne album pattern? 2002, 2004, 2007, 2011, 2016 (on average LOL), 2022

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2022/08/11
20:25 UTC

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Mathematics of the Padmé x Anakin age gap: The half your age plus 7 rule is satisfied a minimum 1 decade later, which is PRECISELY when Episode II Attack of the Clones takes place. Did I make any mistakes?

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2022/08/05
05:18 UTC

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I have no clue how to do this, I need help. If someone can please solve the problems below and let me know how u got there, it will be greatly appreciated!

6 Comments
2022/07/05
22:51 UTC

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White Claws website has some really great deals!

3 Comments
2022/05/09
21:20 UTC

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Not convinced there was much of an attempt here

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2022/02/23
22:17 UTC

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What is the answer to 120 × x + 50 = 770?

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2022/02/12
06:40 UTC

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[Request] can someone verify this?

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2021/12/27
06:41 UTC

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Dentists love this one weird trick...

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2021/11/17
13:28 UTC

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[Request] How much is this image worth on the NFT black market?

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2021/11/15
11:27 UTC

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They tried to do the math but then they failed at doing the math... SAVE WATER!

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2021/11/09
14:37 UTC

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imagine paying $350 for a burger!

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2021/08/21
02:01 UTC

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YT channel ridddle's mafs

Quick mafs

Showed up in my feed while watching kurzgesagt. Wonder how they got that number though

2 Comments
2021/04/28
22:22 UTC

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Amazon math: $2.99 - $2.99 = $3.36 ?

6 Comments
2021/04/10
16:45 UTC

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Limited-Time Terrible Offer

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2021/03/18
19:34 UTC

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What is it now?

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2021/01/26
16:31 UTC

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"Fuck" mathematically defined

6 Comments
2021/01/21
16:26 UTC

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With the money I save buying 3, I can buy 45!

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2020/12/20
14:19 UTC

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General Mills Sucks at Math

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2020/12/03
20:01 UTC

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Chances of Winning

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2020/11/25
14:48 UTC

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30% has a 3 in it, right? It's a shoe-in

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2020/11/24
19:32 UTC

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Immediately thought of this sub.

2 Comments
2020/11/22
11:06 UTC

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I’m pretty sure this checks out

5 Comments
2020/10/21
04:36 UTC

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I mean... #theytriedtodothemath

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2020/09/08
15:29 UTC

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Can someone verify this?

5 Comments
2020/08/30
18:28 UTC

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Nature is healing but...

2 Comments
2020/06/06
22:50 UTC

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