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fun_with_memory()

9 Comments
2024/11/28
20:22 UTC

7

Innovative precision calculations behind Facebook's "Like" button

1 Comment
2024/11/28
03:33 UTC

199

Work smarter, not harder.

18 Comments
2024/11/27
18:57 UTC

4

Formated Database Value

The company I work for asked me to add a column to the database with a formatted numeric value, WTF

"

  1. Apply this intl rule as in the example in the link only on the preview screen and in the app

  2. Handle it in the backend by adding a new column

  3. Add a new column in the backend with the formatted value

  4. Display the formatted value on the screen

"

for example:
one column for the PRICE: 12000000
and other column for the PRICE_FORMATED: 12億円

why they dont just put it in frontend ?....

1 Comment
2024/11/18
11:54 UTC

219

I'm sorry but who the hell decided this was a good idea?

47 Comments
2024/11/17
16:15 UTC

42

Some situations are just unavoidable

4 Comments
2024/11/12
14:43 UTC

108

diabolical

7 Comments
2024/10/22
01:48 UTC

296

Why Stack Overflow people don't want to answer my question... πŸ˜”

26 Comments
2024/10/19
18:19 UTC

43

What do you think about my visual programming style? Would this pass code review?

π“€₯=lambda*𓁆𓀕:"".join(str(𓁆𓀕[0])[π“€₯]for π“€₯ in 𓁆𓀕[1:]);𓀣𓁀,π“†π“€Ÿ,𓁆𓀕,π“€₯=chr(63),π“€₯(type(0.),2,10,4,5),π“€₯(type("",(),dict(π“€₯=lambda:π“€₯))().π“€₯,9,10),π“€₯(type(0),8,5);𓁆𓀕+=π“€₯

print(
    π“€₯ , 𓁆𓀕,
    π“†π“€Ÿ, 𓀣𓁀,
)
9 Comments
2024/10/12
11:44 UTC

189

Tired of IDEs that don't show line numbers by default? Try this easy trick.

17 Comments
2024/10/05
23:47 UTC

31

A Brief Overview of D##: The Language of the Future

Announcing D##: The ONLY Language of The Future (Well, That & Ruby)

We're proud to announce D##, an evolutionary jump over all known program languages.

What Is D##?

D## is a future-forward programming language with multi-paradigmancy support: OOP, DOOP, visual (AR/VR), passive aggressive, co-dependency dejection.

D##'s ultimate golazo is to give developers unspeakable power, while at the same time maintaining JavaScript-like ehh-good-enough. ^(Penultimate: move fast but stop breaking things)

D## is currently in very early development, with the aim to release a limited, non-compliable pre-Omikron language preview by end of year.

We highly support and are greatly committed to maintaining D## as a Patreon-tiered open-sourced project. pre-IPO.

Want to contribute? Head over to our Patreon page and select gold-tier for repo access!

D## Feature Set

  • Stronk type system
  • Ducky typing
  • Exception-based eventing
  • Language-level codependency dejection
  • 1st-class comments
  • Generics
    • Type embrasure
    • Half-open & half-closed generics
  • Rich BAT file ecosystem
  • Dedicated IDE via OneNote
  • Familiar syntax influenced by C#, F#, and the Cambrian Explosion
  • Mutable constants
  • Instantiable everything
  • Emoji identifiers
  • Mandatory Bulgarian notation
  • Words of affirmation upon save & build success
  • Is not PHP

D## Future Set

The following god-tier features are in-development:

  • CompiLLM (LLM-enabled compiler)
    • Misspell-tolerant & case-insensitive member access
    • Infers what you intended your source code to do and compiles that
    • JIT code reviews
    • Configurable comment prose style
  • Targeted in-source advertising
  • Subscription model
  • Season 1 DLC Pass
  • Permadeath
  • Hands-on DevEx team to "encourage" D## developers adhere to S.O.L.I.D. (New York/New Jersey ONLY)

What's Next?

Follow us on TruthSocial for the latest news & updates!

VC? DM!

9 Comments
2024/10/04
12:18 UTC

0

PSA: Always Make Sure Your Code Is Readamentable

6 Comments
2024/09/30
19:01 UTC

53

my company's docker liscense expired. When searching for alternatives, i found podman. How do I get enough whales? What kind do I need? (i'm assuming blue?)

8 Comments
2024/09/26
03:56 UTC

47

I got told to get arch for a prod server, so i took a plane to St. Louis. However, as i was harvesting it, i got screamed at by the cops. Any ideas? Is a bomb the wrong tool for the job?

12 Comments
2024/09/24
18:15 UTC

3

password must be exactly 14 characters Β  BUT WHY

1 Comment
2024/09/24
17:34 UTC

34

[Discord] If only there was an emoji that matched my search...

2 Comments
2024/08/31
11:41 UTC

98

sudo shutdown -h now to optimize

1 Comment
2024/08/31
07:48 UTC

44

POV: You barely knew PHP & SQL

10 Comments
2024/08/09
22:03 UTC

194

Code to return Day of the Week

6 Comments
2024/08/02
03:42 UTC

0

Saw a piece of javascript code 180 lines long written by a junior dev. Saw obvious areas of improvement. Shortened number of lines to 130. Pasted the new function in ChatGPT to know if it fared better than the previous one.

7 Comments
2024/08/01
16:11 UTC

0

[Hiring] Senior Full Stack Developer

Hi guys, we have added a new Senior Full Stack Developer job, so if you are interested in this job please check out the link below

Role - Senior Full Stack Developer πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» (Remote, Full-Time) πŸš€

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1 Comment
2024/08/01
06:25 UTC

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if(title == Dr) cust.sex = male (xpost r/trollxchromosomes)

0 Comments
2024/07/31
20:54 UTC

0

[Hiring] Junior Full Stack Developer

Hi guys, we have listed a Junior Full Stack Developer job so if you are interested in this job please check out the link

Role - Junior Full Stack Developer πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» (Remote, Full-Time) πŸš€

Link - https://devloprr.com/jobs#211

0 Comments
2024/07/31
05:17 UTC

0

[Hiring Post] Remote Python/JavaScript Developer Job

Hi guys, we have added a new Python/JavaScript Developer Job on our platform if you are looking for this job please check the below link

Role - Remote Python/JavaScript Developer Jobs πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» (Remote, Full-Time)

Description - We, at Turing, are looking for remote Python/JavaScript developers who will be responsible for writing server-side web application logic and implementing the front-end logic for web applications. Here’s your chance to accelerate your career while working with top U.S. firms. Responsibilities: - Develop back-end components and user-facing features - Write testable, reusable cod....

Link - https://devloprr.com/jobs#207

1 Comment
2024/07/27
09:33 UTC

225

What POS system is this?

74 Comments
2024/07/26
15:58 UTC

0

[Job Alert] - Full Stack JavaScript Developer

Hi Guys, we have added a Full Stack JavaScript Developer job on our platform so if you are looking for a JavaScript Developer job please check the link

Role - Full Stack JavaScript Developer πŸ§‘β€πŸ’» (Remote, Full-Time) πŸš€

Description - This a Full Remote job, the offer is available from: United States Overview: The Full Stack JavaScript Developer is responsible for developing and maintaining web and software applications that deliver exceptional user experiences. This role will collaborate with cross-functional teams to create dynamic and responsive software application solutions.

Link - http://devloprr.com/jobs

4 Comments
2024/07/25
05:37 UTC

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